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17 April 2006

Ch1nese Extreme

The encoding for this is GB2312 Unicode (UTF-8) in case your are having trouble decoding it.

Strictly not for the faint hearted potato-eating jiak kang tang friends.

See if you can figure up the what I wrote below:

瘩佳好!

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- Voxeros

1. winter left...
Saturday, 15 April 2006 11:39 pm
hao li hai
hahaha


2. kim left...
Sunday, 16 April 2006 1:22 am
大家好!
好久没有用中文来写 blog 了。怎么知道忽然间心血来潮,竟然不知不觉地动起笔来了。后来脑精一动,换个方式写中文来考一考大家的水平, 是否看得懂我到底在写些什么东东。
我想中文程度必定要至少半桶水才有办法解开这个谜葫芦。
怎么样?有够挑战性吧?
--
本小姐是有学过高级华文的! 怎样? 我的翻译不错吧? 哈哈哈!


3. JayWalk left...
Sunday, 16 April 2006 2:23 am ::
winter: :)
kim: Nearly there. 1 mistake.
It is supposed to be 脑筋 not 脑精.


4. aloe left...
Monday, 17 April 2006 10:46 am
I used unicode to read... other chinese encoding only turned up gibberish leh... even the one u provided, also turn out to be gibberish...


5. Koreanhousewife left...
Monday, 17 April 2006 11:34 am :: http://koreanhousewife.blogspot.com/
My chinese is A2 but u totally lost me at the second paragraph, read until I abit stress =_=
Anyway, two thumbs up! Have not seen anyone write like tis B4, so cute!


6. Laughingcow left...
Monday, 17 April 2006 11:55 am
Alamak, my Chinese is bad enough already, now you're going to spoil it further! :p


7. JayWalk left...
Monday, 17 April 2006 12:07 pm ::
Anna: Set it to GB2312. It may look like gibberish but it's not. Look properly.
If really still cannot, I screen capture for you ok?

Koreanhousewife: Ah.. I see you finally made it over here. Welcome again!
I learned this method of writing when I was in Primary school where back then, it was a trend to be writing like that. Half the class failed the ch1nese composition that week as the Ch1nese teacher failed to see the humour in it. :(
Anyway, this little entry took more 30 minutes to write. Not easy!

LaughingCow: Er.... TWO wrongs will make ONE right?


8. Jaschocolate left...
Monday, 17 April 2006 12:46 pm
Remind me of those 无聊 sms ppl like to send me.. Also the same as this...
Anyway, my mandarin is not so good to read this in Chinese Simplified (GB2312).. can only read in Unicode (UTF-8)...


9. aloe left...
Monday, 17 April 2006 1:52 pm
no no.... I mean, I can read it only in Unicode. If I use other encoding, those squares squares will turn up... no need to screen capture. =D


10. koreanhousewife left...
Monday, 17 April 2006 2:11 pm :: http://koreanhousewife.blogspot.com/
Thks. Just now at lunch, my co worker (TIAN AR!) wanted to cross the bridge and I say: Please lah, just Jaywalk! Then I tot of U:P
Anyway, I left a GREAT WALL OF CHINA (means long post) at yr old site.
I think my chinese standard is kind of half baked bean, scored A2 but given back everything to teacher liao.
Talk abt my school days experience. I hate dictation and will skip tat portion. Soon my teacher notice the trend. One day she called out all who failed the spelling test. I was surprise tat my name was called. She whispered near my ears: Sorry, I like U alot (as in her pet) but U need to try to do dictation...Soon I had tis IM wooden ruler spanked at my butt. Awww....


11. JayWalk left...
Monday, 17 April 2006 2:28 pm :: 
Jaschocolate & Anna: I just realised that I was under the wrong impression as far as decoding is concerned.
Thanks for the heads up. It should be Unicode (UTF-8) instead.

KoreanHouseWife: School days??!! Spank?!! Butt!??!! *nose bleed*
Yah... I saw that Great Wall, I am still in the middle of that!
Btw, what school were you from har?


12. koreanhousewife left...
Monday, 17 April 2006 2:35 pm :: http://koreanhousewife.blogspot.com/
Sheesh....U BERRI NOTTY! (ROARR!!!) How come have nose bleed one!!!!!!!!?????? Pinched U DOM (Dirty Old Man!), cannot think dirty!!!!!!!!!! :( Sheesh.... Anyway, the primary school is Pei Chun at Toa Payoh:) Then DeiYi Secondary (AMK), then TP (at Queenstown old campus! TP rocks (chant a million times!!!!!!) to do graphic design... Little education, tats why the limits in Vocabs and stuffs. Moreover, seldom have tea and scones with the queen, so my england cannot make it one...


13. JayWalk left...
Monday, 17 April 2006 2:53 pm :: 
KoreanHouseWife: Nose bleed? I ..er.... feeling heaty?? Can?
No wonder your Ch1nese A2, PeiChun and DeYi leh... Ch1nese quite powderful school leh.
Your engerand buay pai lah.... come from Queenstown one got minumum standard one lah. :)
p.s. Jialat, you also another one of them pinching char bors....


14. Derrick left...
Monday, 17 April 2006 3:03 pm
mai kay si, use unicode to encode right u type words which sound the same as the intended one!


15. JayWalk left...
Monday, 17 April 2006 3:14 pm ::
Derrick: Er... yah.. that's roughly the idea. Can you decipher the message?


16. koreanhousewife left...
Monday, 17 April 2006 3:26 pm :: http://koreanhousewife.blogspot.com/
PeiChun is not bad school lah. I actually dont remember much abt my primary school days lei. Only remember pop force me to learn chinese calligraphy and chinese instrumental:( Secondary school days was like a geek and don't even go out Orchard Road. The most, hang out at AMK A&W. Cant help it cos hang out with the hard working crowd and in the end came out the top second student at my grad. But the best days were at TP. We basically don't give a damn abt work till the final year project:P We so bad. Then hor, we like to play Metal music loud loud in class room and sing sing sing, and like piercing (ears, I got 8 at most!) and harley davidson (student can only afford T-shirt:(....) kind. Also like to look at boys from Product design cos they damn laid-back, cool (play with skateboard and smelly (also means sexy!!) from working out at workshop:P)...I think TP really rocks. Maybe I old already can teach there lor? Use my red marker and plastic wobbly ruler to spank students! Muahaha...
P/S: My greatest regret (till now...), not going oversea to study at Australia. I will choose Melbourne.


17. koreanhousewife left...
Monday, 17 April 2006 3:41 pm :: http://koreanhousewife.blogspot.com/
Aiyoyo.... I realised tat U added me at the side panel (technically wat do U call tat in bloggin terms?) and U wrote: Something abt Korean and House wife tat makes me nose bleed. Dunno why...
Damn it! I dont know why my face berri heated up (flushed) when I saw tat! Yikes! Anyway...I read yr england not bad. Maybe next time my agency have opening for Copywriter I tell U! But I still like Cowboy Caleb’s writing best. Tell me how can one be so intelligent and witty like him! God, speed me: Cowboy Caleb!!!


18. Derrick left...
Monday, 17 April 2006 4:06 pm
kim already give ans liao hahahaha


19. JayWalk left...
Monday, 17 April 2006 4:19 pm :: 
KoreanHouseWife: I remember all the Pei-schools all pretty good one like Pei Hwa, Pei Chun, Pei Tong etc...
Add your URL to my side panel is known as Blogrolling as I am using Blogrolling.com (duh...) to manage the links.
Speaking of copywriting, let me show you my *cough* portfolio *cough cough*.
Click and then scroll down a bit for AdamAir
and
Click here for Awair


20. koreanhousewife left...
Monday, 17 April 2006 4:26 pm :: http://koreanhousewife.blogspot.com/
Not bad! Funny and Wicked, I like! Let me pass it to my HEAD OF COPY and see wat he says... I think yr standard will be able to fetch U $7-8K salary. Can? Sent yr CV to moi NOW!!!
No busy today? Today is surprising slow at my end.


21. JayWalk left...
Monday, 17 April 2006 5:41 pm :: 
KoreanHouseWife: Too late to send CV liao. I now running the fambly business here in Ch1na. Cannot quit one.... Haiz...
Today, a bit slow coz HK today is Public Holiday (Easter day-after) and US that side still Sunday.


22. JayWalk left...
Monday, 17 April 2006 5:44 pm ::
Derrick: Yah.... but I supposed you guys would have read the passage at least once prior to coming to the comments right?
Anyway, soon or later have to reveal answer one and since kim volunteer to do the leg work, why not? :)


23. koreanhousewife left...
Monday, 17 April 2006 5:55 pm :: http://koreanhousewife.blogspot.com/
Me and TIAN AR! was thinkin of going to Dubai in Aug/Sept. Wait I know a Sheik then become Tai Tai, e only thing I need to do is wave my hands and feed the koi at the pond:P I tell my superstar hubby to buy over yr fambly business and U dont have to work! (ok, jokin)....Please dont say: Haiz can? U must be passionate abt wat U do, then U will be happier.
But I seriously tot those lines which U wrote abt the FALLEN TOWER for yr kid, was nice. I like yr ENGLAND!
Moved me.


24. JayWalk left...
Monday, 17 April 2006 6:09 pm :: 
KoreanHouseWife: But... but... I is PASSIONATE about selling my business to a super-star sheik!!
After that hor, I just wave my hand and my butler will feed the koi at the pond.
Which "Fallen Tower"? The photo storyboard har?
p.s. Eh your blog hor, ask people what their favourite toy is then neber allow comments. Wah piang eh... like that will geh tio one ok!


25. koreanhousewife left...
Monday, 17 April 2006 6:21 pm :: http://koreanhousewife.blogspot.com/
Hehe....I just came back from the other side. Yr old blog lah... Go to know U are passionate. I like people who give a shit abt wat they do:) Anyway, ya lor, its the storyBOARDIN lor....not bad, can conceptuized (wrong spellin hor?), can be an art director as well! NOT BAD! Ya lor, the one with the pink castle and yr boy lah! Kind of cute cos the writing is: perfectO!


26. koreanhousewife left...
Monday, 17 April 2006 6:25 pm :: http://koreanhousewife.blogspot.com/
geh tio???
Please enlighten maiden wats tat? Hokkien or wat? Anyway, dont allow comments! Cos wait people tell me their fav toys are sex toys then I faint! Ok, the true is...I dont know how to set to allow people to make comments. I dont care for comments cos it does not make me happier if I get praise or if people are rude. BTW, my fav toy is the Eeron Aarnio Pastil chair (green one) and also the cyan coloured: Panton Cantilever Chair.


27. JayWalk left...
Monday, 17 April 2006 8:24 pm :: 
KoreanHouseWife: Geh Tio is hokkien for something kena stuck in the throat.
People say sex toy is their favourite toy you will faint one meh? Don't pretend lah! :P
Anyway since you are into chairs, allow me to introduce to you the LA-Z-Boy recliners designed by F.R.I.E.N.D.S in aid of the Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric Aids foundation.


28. koreanhousewife left...
Monday, 17 April 2006 9:43 pm
Ok, wont faint lah. But will *TSK berri loud! Cos I dont want details!!!! (mouth became super half-moon).
Cool, I like the american flag one! Look like a HAPPY chair!


29. jettykey left...
Monday, 17 April 2006 10:11 pm
I definitely catch no ball, only question marks.... is that supposed to be funny?


30. JayWalk left...
Monday, 17 April 2006 10:11 pm :: 
KoreanHouseWife: The Star Spangled Banner chair was not part of the F.R.I.E.N.D.S collection.
The 6 chairs were sold on ebay back in 2003 and fetched a cool total of USD 120,000+ for the charity.


31. JayWalk left...
Monday, 17 April 2006 10:14 pm :: 
Jettykey: Just a little quiz on your ch1nese lah. See if you can figure it out lor.


32. koreanhousewife left...
Monday, 17 April 2006 10:15 pm
Well Done!
Ok, go to my blog and check out two new toys tat I bought. Only if U are keen.


33. Sallie left...
Thursday, 20 April 2006 9:47 pm
Hey!! I managed to read the chinese in your blog (my home computer can't read chinese lah - so had to come to work, today...!)! My chinese not so bad eh...should go and tell my CL1 teacher, who awarded me C6, no less...hahahaha :)


34. JayWalk left...
Thursday, 20 April 2006 10:01 pm :: 
KoreanHouseWife: The bath plug is ingenious but I didn't like the USB key. Too bulky to be practical.

SALlie: Alamak, you is St Nick's girl. Anyhow tambah also go minimum standard one lah.
You only pretend to be kang tang one.
p.s. Your blog how? Up already?


35. Sallie left...
Friday, 21 April 2006 1:27 am
I forgot to add that actually, it was speedreading and skipping over the many words I had difficulty reading..but got the gist! hehe. thanks dude for naming the skool!!! :(
my blog ah... hm. wait can? i have it, i even have a few things already written but i'm getting damn damn shy. :(


36. JayWalk left...
Friday, 21 April 2006 8:52 am ::
SALlie: Wah... you must be proud of your school mah.... why the sad face?
You blog dun wait lah. Take a deep breath and click publish. That's all it takes.


37. Sallie left...
Friday, 21 April 2006 4:45 pm
of course am proud of that school that made me what i am...ahahah. if i was in sg, and if i had a daughter, that's where she'll go, end of!
blog ah... am busy back at work...will take a deep breath and let you know when i do it! :) my fear - what if it's not interesting?!


38. JayWalk left...
Friday, 21 April 2006 6:30 pm :: 
SALlie: If you were in Sg, I cannot imagine you volunteering to be traffic warden or parent librarian, in order to brown nose your daughter into the school. :P
Don't worry about it not being interesting lah. There are all sorts of people out there in the world. Surely there must be at least 1 who finds it interesting?
Well, guess what, you have a head start with a readership of 2 already. Your hubby and me. So there.


39. Sallie left...
Friday, 21 April 2006 8:08 pm
eh, I don't have to brownnose my way into that school... as alumni I think we get priority - unless skool rules change again?!?! :)


40. JayWalk left...
Friday, 21 April 2006 11:33 pm :: 
SALlie: Unfortunately, there are now a LOT of alumni thinking along your line and hence result in a lack of space due to their overwhelming numbers.

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