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Showing posts with label Sian Xmm Episode. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sian Xmm Episode. Show all posts

07 May 2013

Sian XMM Episode XXV

Well, what do you know? I claimed yet another international victim. Heh.

Was taking a dig at all the girls who die die must take picture of their food before they eat by saying that smartphones these days have a sanitizer function where you point at your food, click the shutter and all the germs will be killed.

Heh.



- Voxeros

05 March 2013

Sian XMM Episode XXIV


It all started when TehC shared a news article about McDonald's opening a restaurant atop Tianmen Mountain, a UNESCO World Heritage Site, in Zhangjiajie, China at 1,518 metres above sea level.

Such a beautiful site of historical significance only to be desecrated by over commercialisation.

Sigh. *shakes head in disbelief*

So anyway, I shared this bit of news with Energizer Bunny (real name withheld, of course) and her response caught me totally off guard.

Aiyoh! This xmm also very cute lor!

Rachelteo has a rival liao!

Read on and enjoy.

p.s. Click here to read the rest of the Sian XMM Episodes.


Image Credit: https://www.dreamstime.com

- Voxeros


18 August 2011

Sian XMM Episode XXIII

It all started with an innocent Plurk by Gingerbreadman commenting the contrast of Barflies participation activity between the coming Elected President Election and the recently concluded General Election 2011.

So while we were on the topic of Singapore Presidents, one of our ex-Presidents, Devan Nair, was brought up. This is the one ex-President that has an alleged alcoholism scandal hover over him. Naturally, jokes started sprouted all over the place as I recalled them on Plurk, to which I scored myself an accidental Sian XMM Episode.

Enjoy the Plurk extract below (irrelevant bits have been taken out).

- Voxeros

14 June 2011

Sian XMM Episode XXII




Click Here To See Original Photo



This is a picture of the elevator at the lobby of my apartment.

For some reason, there is this strange switch right next to the elevator door.


JayWalk: Eh. This is the power switch to the elevator and if your switch it off, you will cut the power to the elevator and the people travelling inside will kena stuck. Damn jialat.

Elevator XMM: Really?!!

JayWalk: *facepalm*

- Voxeros

27 April 2011

Sian XMM Episode XXI


Long time never sian xmm liao and so decided to seize this opportunity and played a "Jacques Cousteau" on queenofejungle.

LOL.

- Voxeros

13 October 2010

Sian XMM Episode XX



So there we were after dinner back at the H0llyw00d Baby Bar for more drinks and chilling.


One of the barmaids showed up with dice and ask us to play. Initially, we were just playing where the loser drinks.


It wasn't long before Cowboy The Cheekopek Caleb started to have other ideas.



CowboyCaleb: Eh. 玩输的人喝酒不够刺激啦. 我们换别的.
* Yes. CowBoy The Cunning Linguist Caleb can speak mandarin quite well nowadays. Dun play play.

Barmaid: 好啊. 那我们玩什么?

CowboyCaleb: 我们玩输的人弹一下牙齿.

Barmaid: 变态!!

CowboyCaleb: 那我们玩输的人捏奶头. 你输了我就捏你奶头.

Barmaid: 不要!!

JayWalk: 听错了啦. 是捏下家的.

Barmaid: 哦. 好的. 可以!

*5-second delay*

Barmaid: OOOI!!! 不可以!!!!!

Dynamic Duo: WAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

Image Credit: http://img.funnyanimatedgifs.net; http://rlv.zcache.com

-Voxeros

07 January 2010

Sian XMM Episode XVIII

Hi folks, it's been more than a year since we had a Sian XMM episode. Today special guest star is none other than our Goddess Of Ten Thousand Shots (GOTTS)!!

Below is the MSN conversation. Enjoy.

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Session Start : Thu Jan 07 19:46:12 2010
 
(8:28 PM) GOTTS: hmmmm are you trying to trade for for my boddington *hides the cans* hahahah

(8:29 PM) JayWalk: eh.... your 2 cans still haven't drink yet???!!


(8:30 PM) GOTTS: ya somehow

(8:30 PM) JayWalk: i think spoil liao

(8:30 PM) GOTTS: but they look very pweety

(8:30 PM) JayWalk: drink liao keep the can lor.
(8:30 PM) JayWalk: or open top small small then stick straw in.

(8:30 PM) GOTTS: will spoil one meh?

(8:30 PM) JayWalk: you got check the expiry date underneath bor?


(8:31 PM) GOTTS: neber

(8:31 PM) JayWalk: go check now. sekali expire liao

(8:31 PM) GOTTS: choy!

(8:31 PM) JayWalk: go check now. go go!

(8:32 PM) GOTTS: one may10 one jul10 la

(8:32 PM) JayWalk: BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
(8:33 PM) JayWalk: 你很好骗 leh!!!

(8:33 PM) GOTTS: ...

(8:34 PM) JayWalk: ngek ngek ngek ngek.....

Session Close : Thu Jan 07 21:25:10 2010
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 Image Credit: http://cottinghamtaiwan.com; http://www.alizafar.net
- Voxeros


1. siren left...
Thursday, 7 January 2010 11:03 pm :: http://yourroyalsiren.blogspot.com
OMG LOL you deceived GOTTS!!! Her disciples will hunt you down!


2. JayWalk left...
Thursday, 7 January 2010 11:09 pm :: 
Siren: They are not far down the Episode waiting list. Oh wait, let me put your name in there too.

09 September 2008

Sian XMM Episode XVII


Freneli is one of those avid photography chick with a kickass DSLR and I have to say she takes pretty good pictures, so much so that her Flickr RSS is on my bloglines subscription.

And the picture above was uploaded earlier today and I spotted something in the details.

The following conversation ensued. Enjoy.

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Session Start : Tue Sep 09 15:42:10 2008

JayWalk: Go see my flickr.

Freneli: orh

JayWalk: Do you know there are 2 dragon flies in your photo?

Freneli: no fuckin way!
Freneli: got meh?

JayWalk: Go see.
JayWalk: The first one is easy to spot.

Freneli: cannot see lei.

JayWalk: The second one more tricky.

Freneli: dun have loh.
Freneli: dun come and fake me.

JayWalk: Got lah.
JayWalk: One big one small.

Freneli: I FOUND THE DRAGONFLY!!!
Freneli: hahahahahaha.

JayWalk: Where?

Freneli: right side.

JayWalk: Left side or right side?

Freneli: left. left.
Freneli: sorry
Freneli: hahahah.

JayWalk: The bigger one on the right side.
JayWalk: Very big cannot miss one

Freneli: got meh?

JayWalk: Got!

Freneli: i saw one at the other side of the pic
Freneli: tower is on right?
Freneli: so dragonfly on left.

JayWalk: Dragonfly Disco on the right side very big one mah.
JayWalk: Wahahahaahahahah

Freneli: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Freneli: KNN!

JayWalk: Heehee.

Freneli: *^$^%#^%%*^)%&^#^%#%
Freneli: kortex la you!
Freneli: hahahahaha
Freneli: cb
Freneli: good one
Freneli: hahahaha
Freneli: knn
Freneli: but sibeh funny.

JayWalk: You are my next episode of the sian xmm series.

Freneli: hahahha
Freneli: you ish sibeh lame.
Freneli: still tio pian
Freneli: eh
Freneli: wait my fren read your blog i hor
Freneli: sibeh paisay
Freneli: dun la!
Freneli: hahaha.

JayWalk: Ok ok. Give you completely new name.
Session Close : Tue Sep 09 16:27:15 2008
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Note: For the uninitiated, the picture is that of the defunct St James Power Station which since been converted into a night entertainment spot, in which there is a discotheque inside by the coincidental name of Dragonfly.



- Voxeros

1. Ruok left...
Tuesday, 9 September 2008 8:48 pm
I humbly bow in the presence of master. /bow


2. Hock Suan left...
Wednesday, 10 September 2008 12:46 am
I think you are very bad to tease your friend like that...
Lucky for you, that xmm has a sense of humour. :D


3. JayWalk left...
Wednesday, 10 September 2008 12:59 am :: 
Ruok: Yeah, I have a very sharp eye for details. Dragonfly also can spot. Hur hur....

Hock Suan: Oh please, this chiobu xmm if one day dun let me kachow, tomorrow sure fall sick, see doctor, take MC one.


4. JD left...
Wednesday, 10 September 2008 4:13 pm
lame-mousultimaximus.


5. JayWalk left...
Wednesday, 10 September 2008 4:17 pm :: 
JD: ButStillEnoughToBruffXmmus.


6. Hock Suan left...
Thursday, 11 September 2008 11:06 am
JD: I think you know Freneli :s
Jay: I cannot help but pity that xmm :D


7. THB left...
Thursday, 11 September 2008 1:14 pm
Serious???!!!


8. JayWalk left...
Thursday, 11 September 2008 2:52 pm :: 
Hock Suan: No need to pity lah. This xmm sibeh cute one.

THB: Serious what?


9. Hock Suan left...
Thursday, 11 September 2008 3:20 pm
to Jay: Judging from the conversation, I also say! *winks*


10. JayWalk left...
Thursday, 11 September 2008 5:15 pm :: 
Hock Suan: Hur hur hur....


11. Posh left...
Thursday, 11 September 2008 11:51 pm
Not hard to guess the identity of Freneli. I have guessed it.
Next SXMM series should be on its way pretty soon.


12. JayWalk left...
Friday, 12 September 2008 12:40 am :: 
Posh: How come soon?


13. Chocolate gal left...
Friday, 12 September 2008 7:48 am
Jin lame loh... hahahaha
posh going to help you write the next sxmm series ah???? that's why fast??


14. Posh left...
Friday, 12 September 2008 9:12 am
Jay dear, I would be surprised if otherwise. Your XSMM episode could happen during this trip home.
Choco Gal.... Mais non! Not that I am cocky enough to think I will never ever fall for his XSMM, but it usually happens at the most unexpected moments. That is what makes its hilarious. Hope to see you on Saturday eve! We have not seen you for ages! Miss ya :)


15. JayWalk left...
Friday, 12 September 2008 9:31 am :: 
Chocolate Gal: You'd surprised. Sometimes the lamer the chain, the easier to yank.

Posh: It is not like I deliberately set the xmm up, sometimes they just present the opportunity in front of me on a platter. It just seems so rude not to take it.

05 September 2008

Sian XMM Episode XVI

In a way, CowboyCaleb and I are like nomadic gatherers where we venture out to the unknown to forage for our existence.

Perhaps it is kismet that we are to bump into each other in a strange unfamilar land and naturally, we stick together and look out for each other in the unchartered waters.

So from strangers back home to goot brudders on foreign soil. What are the chances?
Ahh... the many mysteries of the universe alongside the inability to burp, fart and sneeze.....
..... at the same time. 
Anyway, we have this watering hole where I call it our "Second Office", the H0llyw00d Baby Bar.

Can't really call it "Second Home" since we are not allowed to sleep there although CowBoyCaleb has broken that rule already.

If you are familiar with the TV series Cheers, we are the Cliff and Norm of the H0llyw00d Baby Bar.

In accordance to the standard practice of a dog sniffing a new fire hydrant, Sir Edmund Hillary reaching the peak of Mount Everest and Neil Armstrong stepping foot on the moon.

We proudly marked our territory.

Hence, the Malaysia and Singapore flags in the bar, courtesy of CowboyCaleb and yours truly.


To celebrate this historical moment, I shall share with you a new episode of the Sian XMM Series.



H0llyw00d Baby: Eh. Why your Singapore flag is smaller than CowboyCaleb's?


JayWalk: Singapore smaller country so smaller flag lor!


H0llyw00d Baby: Really har?


JayWalk: (Deadpan) Yes. You see your Ch1na flag behind? Very big right?


H0llyw00d Baby: Yes.


JayWalk: Ch1na big country, so big flag lor!


H0llyw00d Baby: Then USA is also small country har?


JayWalk: (Deadpan) Yes. About same size as Singapore.

Yeah... I can be quite bastard at times.
Image Credit: http://i106.photobucket.com;
- Voxeros

1. THB left...
Monday, 8 September 2008 10:33 am :: http://the-hb-diaries.blogspot.com
Sound quite dumb.. :p


2. JayWalk left...
Monday, 8 September 2008 11:18 am
THB: Heh heh..... it's fun to mess with them sometimes.

09 January 2008

Sian XMM Episodes XV

Looks like I got a bumper crop of 5 XMMs (4 XMMs + 1 XiaoManMan) kena sianed yesterday by my talk cock biometric passport entry.

I thought that by writing the entry in full exaggeration mode that one would catch on that I was just talking nonsense. Yet, I got not one but 5 bites! This is most certainly a personal best for me.

I shan't name names in order to protect their identity for after all, this is just a little jee siao prank that was never intended to malu anyone.

Originally I wanted to feature all 5 of them here but on second thought, I think the honour should only go to the first bite.

Besides, the conversation are all roughly the same. You see one, you see all.

Still, Tennis Gal took me by surprise coz after the episode at Orange in Provence, I thought I would never in my life catch her with her guard down. Perhaps another entry on this next week?

Let see if I get enough response to request for that little anecdote.

So without further ado, I give to your Episode XV.

Bon lit.

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Session Start : Tue Jan 08 09:20:10 2008

(9:20 AM) Tennis Gal: eh u not pulling my leg? ICA really accepted that photo for your passport?!?!

(9:21 AM) JayWalk: Welcome. Sian XMM Episode XV
(9:22 AM) JayWalk: hahha. you is sibeh cute.
(9:22 AM) JayWalk: eh..... angry liao har? talk to me leh!!
(9:23 AM) JayWalk: oi! hello? oh die......

<Note The 9-Minute Angry Silence>

(9:32 AM) Tennis Gal: U DIE!!!! 

(9:33 AM) JayWalk: tomolo blog liao!! woohoo.....

(9:33 AM) Tennis Gal: @#%*!!

(9:33 AM) JayWalk: hahaa

Session End : Tue Jan 08 13:18:07 2008

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Image Credit: http://csdms.in

- Voxeros

1. sunflower left...
Wednesday, 9 January 2008 9:36 am
u is evil........


2. Red Queen left...
Wednesday, 9 January 2008 9:47 am
wah.. thank God never got con..


3. Kelly left...
Wednesday, 9 January 2008 10:58 am :: http://www.kellchan.blogspot.com/
Xiao Man Man is him?


4. JayWalk left...
Wednesday, 9 January 2008 12:16 pm :: 
sunflower: Me evil? Noooooo!!

Red Queen: You already got one episode liao. Must give other xmm a chance mah.

Kelly: Yeah... Xiao Man Man is a he.


5. Red Queen left...
Wednesday, 9 January 2008 1:23 pm
When i kena one episode!!! dun anyhow say hor.. I ish Mamasan not XMM..


6. JayWalk left...
Wednesday, 9 January 2008 1:39 pm :: 
Red Queen: Yes mamasan! My bad mamasan! Sorry, mamasan!


7. Chocolate gal left...
Wednesday, 9 January 2008 10:57 pm
Haha.. lucky i slow, never read that post till today.. but the immigration is always so strict so not possible...


8. JayWalk left...
Thursday, 10 January 2008 8:00 am :: 
ChocolateGal: Yes indeed. Passport is a very important document. You can count on our gahmen to do a good job as far as this is concerned.


9. Ruok left...
Thursday, 10 January 2008 8:57 am
rofl


10. JayWalk left...
Thursday, 10 January 2008 9:10 am :: 
ruok: More to come in the near future. Stay tuned.


11. aloe left...
Friday, 11 January 2008 9:15 pm
rule of thumb: avoid talking, smsing, msning with Jay.... =P


12. JayWalk left...
Saturday, 12 January 2008 12:46 am :: 
Aloe: Dounch like that lah.... btw, the CowBoyBar looking for you.

30 October 2007

Sian XMM Episode XIV

I am sure most of everybody have been following the series Heroes closely. It came at a time when LOST was starting to get stale. Initially, when LOST came on air, we were like "Wow! This is something different!" but after 3 seasons of going nowhere, I am ready to ditch this series if Season 4 (returning 06 Feb 2008) continues to send everybody in circles.

So, it made no surprises when Heroes debuted last year and many people were hooked before the first commercial break even had a chance to screen (none for those *cough* downloaders *cough cough*).

It was like your TV version of X-Men except that the powers were less flamboyantly Hollywood and no dorky costumes either. If you ask me, I say the silly suits are the deal breaker that marks the line that clearly separate one side of the screen from the other i.e. removing the ridiculous outfits. These characters looked more realistic and thus it is easier to fantasise that perhaps, we could be one of them.

Naturally, amongst friends, we would often have this discussion as to which character in Heroes would you like to be i.e. what super power would you like to have.

Some say they want to be able to fly like Nathan Petrelli, others prefer to be the lovable Hiro Nakamura who is able to control time and travel through it.

Me? I like to be able to read minds coz I hate to deal with two-faced people with a hidden agenda. So I guess the character Matt Parkman would be my choice.

Then again, I may already have this power as I managed to score myself a drink from One-Leg girl just last week.

Don't believe?

Read on.

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Session Start : Wed Oct 24 16:11:10 2007

(5:31 PM) JayWalk: secret blog. (Note: I was toying with the idea of  starting a secret blog)

(5:32 PM) One-Leg Girl: Secret BLOG?

(5:32 PM) JayWalk: some things can only talk about but cannot document. Incriminating leh.
(5:35 PM) JayWalk: of course if want to write. i have quite a lot.
(5:36 PM) JayWalk: but unfortunately
(5:36 PM) JayWalk: there are just too many closed minded people out there who would give me stick with their judgemental holier-than-thou crap. so think think. no worth it to put it down in print.


(5:37 PM) One-Leg Girl: Yeah just keep the memories lor

(5:37 PM) JayWalk: keep the checklist in the head can liao.

(5:37 PM) One-Leg Girl: hahahhahahaha

(5:38 PM) JayWalk: the head above the shoulder. thank you very much

(5:38 PM) One-Leg Girl: U goot
(5:38 PM) One-Leg Girl: before i can ask u say liaos

(5:38 PM) JayWalk: know what you thinking lah
(5:39 PM) JayWalk: we got 默契 lor

(5:39 PM) One-Leg Girl: Tell me what Am I THINKING now
(5:39 PM) One-Leg Girl: U get it correct I buy U a drink

(5:39 PM) JayWalk: you thinking that whatever my answer sure wrong one coz there is no way i can guess it lor.

(5:39 PM) One-Leg Girl: U goooood 
(5:40 PM) One-Leg Girl: U Damn Bloody Good

(5:40 PM) JayWalk:  drink!!!

(5:40 PM) One-Leg Girl: Hahahahahahahah

Session End : Wed Oct 24 18:10:10 2007
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Acherly hor, come to think of it, I lagi better than this Matt Parkman leh. I can read minds through the internet wor! Dounch pray pray!

Image Credit: http://www.youtube.com

- Voxeros

1. One Leg Girl left...
Tuesday, 30 October 2007 8:07 am
Ai Seeeee ah.... Feature our conversation again.... I dont wanna talk to you on MSN liaos Like that where got Privacy?????


2. Gary left...
Tuesday, 30 October 2007 8:45 am
lol.. one-leg girl got pwn by you sia..


3. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 30 October 2007 11:29 am :: http://jaywalk.blog-city.com
One Leg Girl: Aiyah... not like I tell people that One-Leg Girl is Debbie Koh what..... oops. :P

Gary: What can I say? It was my lucky day!


4. Gary left...
Tuesday, 30 October 2007 12:43 pm
i think i know who is it..


5. One Leg Girl left...
Tuesday, 30 October 2007 12:50 pm
Who who who??? Guess Guess who am i??? Already tell u liaos mah I am Debbie Koh..


6. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 30 October 2007 2:47 pm :: 
One-Leg Girl & Gary: Get a room, will ya?!


29 October 2007

Sian XMM Episode XIII

Unllike past episodes, nobody got conned or tio pian this time. I am merely trying something different this time. However, before I say more, read the following dialogue with my GOOT FLEN, One-Leg Girl first.

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Session Start : Wed Oct 24 16:11:10 2007

(5:55 PM) One-Leg Girl: XMM in my office say your blog very funny. But i think otherwise.
(5:55 PM) JayWalk: aiyah.... you party pooper you. can be a bit more supportive or not? who is this xmm?

(5:59 PM) One-Leg Girl: my staff. I caught her reading LBT 's blog.
(5:59 PM) One-Leg Girl: So i told her I intro u to my goot flen.
(5:59 PM) One-Leg Girl: What is so good about LBT. my friend is KAN PUAR CHOOT TENG Eh funny and yandao.

(6:00 PM) JayWalk: LBT= lim buay tor?

(6:01 PM) One-Leg Girl: yeah. anyway I intro XMM to read your blog hor.
(6:02 PM) One-Leg Girl: U must write chewren frenly post hor.

(6:02 PM) JayWalk: chewren friendly? how come?

(6:02 PM) One-Leg Girl: My that staff is only 20 leh. to me still chewren lor.

(6:02 PM) JayWalk: ... above 16 can liao lor....
(6:03 PM) JayWalk: bor rotan liao...... woo hoo.....

(6:03 PM) One-Leg Girl: See i intro Xmm read your blog. when u introing yandao to me.

(6:03 PM) JayWalk: on lah....
(6:03 PM) JayWalk: xmm got peekchure or not?

(6:03 PM) One-Leg Girl: u damn cheeko leh.

(6:03 PM) JayWalk: abuden?
(6:04 PM) JayWalk: you like wat type of yandao har?

(6:04 PM) One-Leg Girl: i got std one ok.

(6:04 PM) JayWalk: i need to set up customer profile for you.

(6:04 PM) One-Leg Girl: *rolls eyeballs*
(6:04 PM) One-Leg Girl: No need intro lah.

(6:05 PM) JayWalk: ok ok.... i be your wingman when we go out ok?
(6:06 PM) JayWalk: quick xmm what name? i can't always be calling her xmm right?

(6:06 PM) One-Leg Girl: Kauz.
(6:07 PM) One-Leg Girl: MAI BUAYA MY STAFF.
6:07 PM) JayWalk: can lah.... you my mamasan. i your wingman.

(6:07 PM) One-Leg Girl: I REPEAT MYSELF AGAIN. MAI BUAYA MY STAFF. I dun need u as wingman.

(6:07 PM) JayWalk: i can motivate them work hard hard for you leh....
(6:07 PM) JayWalk: hmm..... i wonder if this can turn into a blog entry.

(6:08 PM) One-Leg Girl: oei.

(6:08 PM) JayWalk: dun tell me. i do via blog. more challenging.

(6:09 PM) One-Leg Girl: DUN BUAYA MY STAFF LAH.
(6:09 PM) JayWalk: aiyoh.... sooooooooo protective...... ha.......

(6:09 PM) One-Leg Girl我知道错了!

Session End : Wed Oct 24 18:10:10 2007
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So there, whoever you are and you know who you are, allow me to first welcome you to the blog and thank you for stopping by regularly. Glad to know that you had fun reading all this and wasting your brain away.

Here's the thing. I've made it a challenge to find out who you are. So drop me a note via the comments and/or add me at MSN at voxeros[at]hotmail[tok]com . Dounch shy hor! Lai lai! Add me!

Also, the secret password is One-Leg Girl's real name. Remember to mention the secret password hor!

p.s. One-Leg Girl is soooooooo gonne keel me. Hur hur hur.....

- Voxeros

1. One Leg Girl left...
Monday, 29 October 2007 9:04 am
U ARE SOOOO GOING TO DIE WHEN U COME BACK TO SINGAPORE!!!!!!


2. aloe left...
Monday, 29 October 2007 9:26 am :: http://www.xanga.com/aloeve
er... how is this considered a sian xmm session har?


3. Red Queen left...
Monday, 29 October 2007 10:04 am
Aloe: He wanna "Xian" As in get to know XMM as Xian in Hokkien got a few meanings lah.. U dunno this lao act cute uncle damn CHEEKO one meh...


4. Old Beng left...
Monday, 29 October 2007 10:13 am
This conversation is really darn funny, ha ha.


5. JayWalk left...
Monday, 29 October 2007 10:52 am :: 
One Leg Girl: But only after I finish the drink I won from you.

Aloe: Like I said earlier, this is different from the past episodes as Red Queen had so accurately pointed out.

Red Queen: Aiyah... tell you what. You show me a guy who is not cheeko and I will show you a guy who carries his family jewels in a preserve jar.

Old Beng: Heh heh... hope that help start your Monday for you. Hor seh bor? Long time no hear you liao.


6. aloe left...
Monday, 29 October 2007 11:48 am :: http://www.xanga.com/aloeve
yah la, he wanna sian but dun have a chance to do so yet ma. So still cannot be considered as an episode. Maybe should put as "Sian XMM Attempt Episode I" or "Attempt t o Sian XMM Episode I"!! =P *blee!!*


7. Red Queen left...
Monday, 29 October 2007 1:29 pm
Aloe: Aiyah he confident mah... what to do... Like u dunno this cheeko uncle eh pattern


8. JayWalk left...
Monday, 29 October 2007 2:26 pm :: 
Aloe: Aiyah.... can you be a bit more anal?? Mai arh ni geh gao lah......

Red Queen: Eh.... like you not cheeko hor? We both agreed that you are the boob version of me wor. Mai gar lim peh act blur hor!


9. Red Queen left...
Monday, 29 October 2007 3:07 pm
Eh.. When Have I been CHEEKO..??? Tell me??? U cheeko say u cheeko lah.. No need drag me into the water...


10. JayWalk left...
Monday, 29 October 2007 4:22 pm :: 
Red Queen: Same same sama sama lah....


11. Red Queen left...
Tuesday, 30 October 2007 11:09 am
Ok Ok i Cheeko ... I cheeko everyone but you.... Hahahahahahahahaha :P


12. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 30 October 2007 2:48 pm :: 
Red Queen: No complaints there!

22 October 2007

Sian XMM Episode XII

This was supposed to be published last Monday but given the it was a comedic piece, it hardly seems appropriate to feature right after Farewell Auntie Lim which essentially is my way of an eulogy.

Anyway, the week of silence is over and it's time to move on. So without further ado, what better way than to open with another Sian XMM Episode?

Have fun.

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JayWalk Says:

October 11th, 2007 at 13:48:10
 
I can see it in the headlines of all major papers now….

“FIRST MALAYSIAN ASTRONAUT LOST IN SPACE”

“Baikonur, Kazakhstan (JW) - It has been confirmed by launch HQ that Sheikh Muszaphar Shukor has disappeared. Despite the confined space of the spacecraft, team mates were not able to locate Shukor.

“It is as if he disappeared into thin air!” quipped fellow astronaut Peggy Whitson.

The last where anyone had seen Shukor was at the Quarantine Pod where he was overheard saying something about stepping outside for a smoke.

Investigations are still ongoing.”
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It all started innocently when naeboo was writing about the first Malaysia space flight participant astronaut when I was goofing around by cheekily adding a news spoof in her comments section.

Anyway, I thought it was pretty funny (yeah.... I am laughing at my own joke. I am going loony...) that I decided to post it as a note on my facebook for all to have a laugh.

So up it goes without much thought when two hours later, my MSN chimed and Stockbroker Girl (identity changed for obvious protective reasons) got me all floored with her following dialogue.

To my defence against allegations by Aloe and Hitomi that I deliberately set it up to trap all the innocent XMMs, I plead not guilty. It was never my original intention but hey, what was I to do when a fish were to jump aboard your boat when you weren't even fishing in the first place?

Read on as I collect my 13th Episode of the Sian XMM Series.

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Session Start : Thu Oct 11 15:42:10 2007
 
3:42:10 PM  Stockbroker Girl: are u sure he's really missing? O_O

3:43:23 PM  JayWalk: i hope you got the joke when you ask me that.

3:44:18 PM  Stockbroker Girl: HAHAHAHAHAHA
3:44:31 PM  Stockbroker Girl: i'm like..CAN'T BE bah in the confined space

3:45:01 PM  JayWalk: how you smoke in space?

3:45:40 PM  Stockbroker Girl: OH SHIT
3:45:44 PM  Stockbroker Girl: I DIDN'T READ THE SMOKING PART
3:45:44 PM  Stockbroker Girl: omg

Session Close : Thu Oct 11 16:29:15 200
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Image Credit: http://www.space-travel.com

- Voxeros

1. naeboo left...
Monday, 29 October 2007 8:46 am
ahahaha.
how many ppl fell into the trap>?


2. ck4376 left...
Monday, 29 October 2007 8:55 am :: http://choongkeat.blogspot.com
Haha... smoking in space... good one. Prolly the cigarette acted like a thruster and threw him into Mars by now...

07 September 2007

Sian XMM Episode XI

I was having dinner the other night with Jean , Joyce, Lex and Gary at Marina South for steamboat.

We ate rather heartily until Jean complained that she better stop cause she felt that she was getting fat.  Joyce disagreed as she felt that Jean was nowhere near fat and sought me to side with on this opinion.
To which the following conversation ensued...

Joyce: Eh. *pointing at Jean*, she not fat right?

Jay: Aiyah.... one thing I learn is all girls think that they are fat one. Regardless. Even the anorexic and bulimic ones.

... then I went further with "exagerration mode" +ON to full power...

Jay: Even those African refugee women nothing to eat for days, weak until collapse on the floor liao....
Jay: *pause for effect* .... they will still ask "Am I fat?" *

Joyce: REALLY HAR?

It was an awkward silence for like half a second as Jean and I rolled eyes at each other.

* WIN *

Aiyoh... this girl har.... sibeh cute.....

* Ok ok.... I know it's very mean to be making fun of the refugees' plight. To that I am sorry. I take back all the Ethopian jokes as well. 

- Voxeros

1. Chocolate gal left...
Friday, 7 September 2007 1:50 pm
Every gal is fat... only difference is no weight fat or really fat or ok fat... as what u have said loh...


2. JayWalk left...
Friday, 7 September 2007 3:18 pm :: 
ChocGal: Exactly. Personally, I think a girl all skin and bones is rather off-putting.


3. Bellatrix Lestrange left...
Saturday, 8 September 2007 10:42 am
Your disclaimer put so small.. let Ant see ah ... well its true, women will never be satisfied with how skinny they are.... but i have like lotsa feed back from my guy friends that they prefer dunlopillo to boney bag of bones...


4. JayWalk left...
Saturday, 8 September 2007 3:46 pm :: 
RedQueen: Mai arh nee kuan kong. Text smaller is to differentiate from actual text of the entry mah.

I agree lah. You go langah Ms Boney-M hor, your downstair the front pelvic bone there next morning sure tio internal injury one lor.....


5. j0yz left...
Friday, 14 September 2007 12:37 am
that sotong does not look like me at all! it really looks very obscene!
=|


6. JayWalk left...
Friday, 14 September 2007 9:38 am :: 
Joyz: Ahh... welcome to the blog. It is only obscene only if you are thinking dirty. Oops....

Anyway, you are right. That sotong caricature doesn't look like you. I got a puffer fish (Fugu) drawn up liao.

You can go ask Lex what is a Fugu.

23 April 2007

Sian XMM Episode X - Aftermath

Remember the prank C.O.O.L and I pulled on hawk?

Well, I was part of a 3-way chat with the two of them when I left to grab a quick shower, having just return from gym. Yah.... I think I ish MSN addict liao :P


So anyway, when I returned to catch up on the chat, I couldn't help but started laughing and reading at the same time.

Looks like we scarred the fella for life and he now lives a life of paranoia.

Poor boy.

Heh heh.....


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Session Start: Saturday, April 21, 2007

(9:39 PM) C.O.O.L: 2-2 spurs draw level

(9:39 PM) hawk: wait...i got delay!!!! f8&@ but happy if it is true

(9:39 PM) C.O.O.L: jenas!!
(9:40 PM) C.O.O.L: no more second prank lah..

(9:40 PM) hawk: i don't trust the 2 of you. heh heh

(9:40 PM) C.O.O.L: nvm

(9:40 PM) hawk: last time you got me good

(9:41 PM) C.O.O.L: lol. last time is man u
(9:41 PM) C.O.O.L: now tottenham.. wont prank

(9:42 PM) hawk: still hasn't happen le

(9:42 PM) C.O.O.L: the last min of injury time

(9:42 PM) hawk: ok goal
(9:43 PM) hawk: !!!!!!.. sorry...see delay reaction!

(9:43 PM) C.O.O.L: lol.. is ok

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Image Credit: http://soccernet-akamai.espn.go.com

- Voxeros

1. Gary left...
Monday, 23 April 2007 1:22 pm
once bitten twice shy.. guess ihawk was afraid that we are up at it again.. lol.. maybe we can surprise him once in a blue moon..


2. ihawk98 left...
Monday, 23 April 2007 5:28 pm
it always pays to be careful nowadays...


3. Gary left...
Monday, 23 April 2007 5:32 pm
no matter how careful you are.. we are still ahead of you.. heh heh..


4. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 24 April 2007 11:29 am ::
Gary & ihawk98: We see how it goes lah but definitely different pattern next time.


5. ihawk98 left...
Tuesday, 24 April 2007 5:13 pm
i'm not talking with you guys during matches again....


6. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 24 April 2007 8:18 pm :: 
ihawk98: buahahahahahahaah!!!!


7. Gary left...
Tuesday, 24 April 2007 9:42 pm
i already got some mischief up in my mind liao.. no thanks to jay for the genes that passed to me.. hahahaahha..


8. JayWalk left...
Wednesday, 25 April 2007 7:26 am ::
Gary: Pass what genes? Harlow!! I am not your Lao Peh. How to pass genes to you? You think you Luke Skywalker, I Darth Vader har? 


9. Gary left...
Wednesday, 25 April 2007 11:09 am
i dont want that dubious honour.. but is more of mischief pranks that i learn from you.. lol..

10. JayWalk left...
Wednesday, 25 April 2007 1:28 pm :: 
Gary: Ahh.. then cannot say I pass genes to you. Must say I 传授武功 to you.


05 December 2006

Sian XMM Episode X

Just a little background information on what was going on in order for you folks out there to catch what this conversation was all about.

C.O.O.L, hawk and I are football fans and we were all gathered together to watch last Sunday's game where Manchester United played Chelsea. This was an important game between the two team whom were both currently occupying First and Second place respectively, in the English Premier League.

Anyway, while we are all watching the same game, three of us were in different places. C.O.O.L was in Singapore watching the game on SCV, hawk was in Malaysia watching the game on Astro while I have Cantonese commentary on Guangdong Sport Channel.

Because of the fact that we were all receiving the game via satellite, it is not uncommon to have a time lag at different locations. In hawk's unfortunate case, he was 2.5 minutes behind us i.e. we are watching the game 2.5 minutes ahead of him.

Read the chat log side by side where the group chat is in the left column while C.O.O.L and I were hatching our evil plan to fake a goal and confuse the hell out of hawk, in the right column.

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< Group Conversation >
Session Start : Sun Nov 26 23:22:18 2006

[00:09] hawk: my Astro is slow
[00:09] hawk: at least 2 and 1/2 mins behind

[00:09] C.O.O.L: now is 6.40 mins into the match

[00:09] hawk: it is 5.28 mins
[00:09] hawk: for me

[00:09] JayWalk: 7:09 mins now.
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< Private Chat With C.O.O.L >
Session Start : Mon Nov 27 00:10:58 2006




[00:10] hawk: it's like...you are in the future...and telling me what will happen

[00:10] C.O.O.L: 7.30 mins

[00:10] hawk: 6 mins

[00:10] JayWalk: and ch1na is supposed to be the backward country . lol

[00:10] C.O.O.L: 8 mins

[00:10] hawk: 6.34 mins

[00:10] JayWalk: gary: i am 3 secs behind.
[00:10] JayWalk: eh.

[00:10] C.O.O.L: ??

[00:10] JayWalk: want to play a trick on hawk?

[00:10] C.O.O.L: what

[00:10] JayWalk: we say goal!!!! giggs score!!!

[00:10] C.O.O.L: and then

[00:10] JayWalk: he has 2.5 minutes to find out that we talking kok lor.

[00:10] C.O.O.L: okok

[00:10] JayWalk: hahahah

[00:10] C.O.O.L: you start the cue first

[00:12] JayWalk: oh shit!!
[00:12] JayWalk: GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[00:12] C.O.O.L: yes..
[00:12] C.O.O.L: 1-0

[00:12] JayWalk: Giggs!!!!!!!!!!!

[00:12] hawk: really? who?

[00:12] C.O.O.L: giggs score..

[00:12] JayWalk: woo hoo!!!!!
[00:12] JayWalk: wait wait.. watching instant replay now.

[00:12] C.O.O.L: nice build up sia

[00:12] JayWalk: sloppy defending

[00:12] C.O.O.L: i donno what was terry doing..
[00:12] C.O.O.L: able to let giggs score

[00:12] JayWalk: hahaha.... hawk confirm now blur liao

[00:12] C.O.O.L: lol

[00:12] C.O.O.L: this is a nice chat for your blog

[00:12] JayWalk: yah man... kekeke..... but i will save this for next week. after rff week

[00:12] C.O.O.L: haha

[00:14] JayWalk: wah... restart kick off, chelsea fast and furious siah....
[00:14] JayWalk: playing damn rough now....

[00:14] C.O.O.L: ihawk.. you manage to catch the goal??

[00:14] JayWalk: i am laughing like mad now....

[00:14] C.O.O.L: i also


[00:15] JayWalk: ihawk suddenly all quiet liao....

[00:15] hawk: watching my game

[00:15] C.O.O.L: ok

[00:15] JayWalk: orh.

[00:15] hawk: the goal still hasn't happened on my tv.

[00:15] JayWalk: wahahahahahahahaha

[00:15] C.O.O.L: lmao

[00:15] JayWalk: stomach pain.
[00:15] JayWalk: hahahahahaa

[00:15] C.O.O.L: hhahahaha

[00:15] JayWalk: time to tell him?

[00:16] JayWalk: eh hawk,
[00:16] JayWalk: BLUFF YOU ONE LAH!!

[00:16] C.O.O.L: hahaha

[00:16] JayWalk: ouch... stomach ache siah....

[00:16] hawk: too much....bish

[00:16] JayWalk: hhahahahahaha

[00:16] C.O.O.L: i laugh until tears come out sia

[00:16] C.O.O.L: yeah..
[00:16] C.O.O.L: i cant stop laughing



[00:17] JayWalk: this is going to be on my blog.....
[00:17] JayWalk: let me save this.....

[00:17] C.O.O.L: hahahaha

[00:17] JayWalk: *tears*

[00:17] hawk: 'knocku

[00:17] C.O.O.L: stomach cramp

Session Close : Mon Nov 27 02:03:47 2006












Session Close : Mon Nov 27 02:03:47 2006
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Ok ok.... so hawk isn't exactly a Xiao Mei Mei but it goes to show that I am an *cough* equal-opportunity kinda guy. With this, nobdy can accuse me of sianing XMMs all the time.
Well, unless XMM also stands for Xiao Man Man. *pengz* 

- Voxeros

1. aloe left...
Tuesday, 5 December 2006 9:18 am
Hallow... this cannot be counted as sian XMM epi x lah! The person is not a XMM, nor even a gal.... Arh Bish!! Some more, you two are playing a prank on the person based on the satelite speed and not cos of the person's own blurness. Arh Bish! 不要硬硬特意去筹成十个 xian 小妹妹 episode leh. blee!
Come on... one more to go... =P


2. sunflower left...
Tuesday, 5 December 2006 9:20 am
you is bad!


3. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 5 December 2006 9:22 am :: 
Aloe: Wah raoz.... at the bottom I got write maybe this one is Xiao Man Man mah.... Aiyah, this type of thing cannot force one lah.. if by end of the year have one more, no reason not to put it up just for the sake of keeping the number 10 right?

Sunflower: Muahahaahahaha. *evurl*


4. Gary left...
Tuesday, 5 December 2006 7:25 pm
jay, you forgot about the fact when the real goal happens, ihawk dont believe sia..


5. aloe left...
Tuesday, 5 December 2006 10:06 pm
*shake head* Xiao man man... poor guy.. I wonder if he reads your blog... whahahah!!


6. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 5 December 2006 10:32 pm ::
Gary C.O.O.L: Well, I left it out in order not to make this blog entry too long mah. Besides, the first time was the best lor. kekekekekeke... I wonder if he read this blog?

Aloe: Only one way to find out. Wait to see if he comments here or not lor. Hee hee....

04 December 2006

Sian XMM Episode IX

Just when I thought I have failed in my quest for 10 Sian XMMs episodes this year, I am happy to report that I've got them sewn up and in the bag!

It's funny how when you are looking all over the place for the last 2 episodes to write about, they are nowhere to be found and just when you least expected it, WHAM! Two of them back to back on your lap.

Like what I always say about buses and taxis in Singapore...

... one come, all come.

Anyway, I shall spread these two episodes over two days in order for you to digest each one properly and also give me the chance to slack off a bit since I don't have to come up with another blog entry for Tuesday. Ngek ngek ngek......

Yah lah. I is Singapore Idle, can?

So without further ado, I present to you the first of the last two episodes.

Enjoy.

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Session Start : Fri Nov 24 09:18:30 2006

[09:28] Maraschino Cherry: he* is like hot water
* refering to a common friend. We were discussing what kind of beverage would best represent us.

[09:29] JayWalk: eh?

[09:29] Maraschino Cherry: he just has to come close and you feel his personality
[09:29] Maraschino Cherry: like heat
[09:32] Maraschino Cherry: you?
[09:32] Maraschino Cherry: hmmm
[09:34] Maraschino Cherry: must let me think

[09:37] Maraschino Cherry: mean time hor
[09:37] Maraschino Cherry: wat drink you think i am?
[09:37] Maraschino Cherry: milo? kopi? teh?
[09:37] Maraschino Cherry: heheheeheh

[09:38] JayWalk: ribena.

[09:38] Maraschino Cherry: huh?

[09:38] JayWalk: sweet
[09:38] JayWalk: my mother say is good for me.

[09:39] Maraschino Cherry: i SWEET!!!
[09:39] Maraschino Cherry: muahahahahahahahah

[09:39] JayWalk: can i have some?

[09:39] Maraschino Cherry: best lah!

[09:39] JayWalk: yes, but not too much. :(

[09:39] Maraschino Cherry: u very jidan

[09:39] JayWalk: hahahaha
[09:40] JayWalk: thank you ... thank you......
[09:40] JayWalk: ngek ngek ngek.....

[09:41] Maraschino Cherry: you are like CENDOL!!!!

[09:41] JayWalk: ah?

[09:41] Maraschino Cherry: increase blood pressure!!!!
[09:43] Maraschino Cherry: also full of local flavour (read: beng)

[09:43] JayWalk: hahaha.....
[09:48] JayWalk: ok ok... you are like NYDC Elephancino.
[09:48] JayWalk: big cup.

[09:48] Maraschino Cherry: i'm big and fat??!!!**
** This is where she gabra liao.

[09:48] Maraschino Cherry: aarggghhhh!!!
[09:48] Maraschino Cherry: *burst into tears*
[09:49] Maraschino Cherry: dun luan luan categorise me leh!!!
[09:49] Maraschino Cherry: be serious!!!
[09:49] Maraschino Cherry: *whack*

[14:28] JayWalk: you heard of  大悲咒 ?
[14:28] Maraschino Cherry: wat wat?
[14:28] Maraschino Cherry: ring tone??

[14:29] JayWalk: you is more likely "大杯" 咒.
[14:29] JayWalk: hahahaha

[14:30] Maraschino Cherry: wah lau.....dun like that leh
[14:30] Maraschino Cherry: haiz....

[14:31] JayWalk: ok ok......

Session Close : Fri Nov 24 14:35:11 2006



Session Start : Tue Nov 28 21:29:37 2006***
*** 4 days later....

[21:29] Maraschino Cherry: chendol wu di boh?

[21:29] JayWalk: elephancino!!

[21:29] Maraschino Cherry: aaarrggghhh!!!
[21:30] Maraschino Cherry: choujidan!!!

[21:30] JayWalk: hehehehe

[21:35] Maraschino Cherry: jidan... huge-ass kopi drink liao

[21:36] JayWalk: not huge ass lah. Big CUP

[21:36] Maraschino Cherry: hahahahhaah
[21:36] Maraschino Cherry: OOOHH! ****
**** Note the time and date this joke first started and the time and date now that she finally caught it.

[21:36] Maraschino Cherry: is that what u were meaning all this while?!
[21:36] Maraschino Cherry: hahahahahahahah

[21:36] JayWalk: you mean all along you thot i say huge ass har?
[21:36] JayWalk: NO LAH>>>>>>

[21:36] Maraschino Cherry: wah lau!!! i so upset!

[21:36] JayWalk: i already say Big Cup

[21:36] Maraschino Cherry: i tot u so mean, hahahahaa
[21:37] Maraschino Cherry: ya lah! big size everything!!

[21:37] JayWalk: wah raoz.... ol' ye of little faith.
[21:37] JayWalk: bish

[21:37] Maraschino Cherry: *humbled humbled*
[21:38] Maraschino Cherry: but really, the elephancino cup?

Session Close : Tue Nov 28 22:41:33 2006
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 - Voxeros

1. cher left...
Monday, 4 December 2006 3:41 pm
ur editing skills CMI lah, so many other bits in between u never put out, no wonder i read the exchange I also tot I sound like an absolute airhead. That is, until I went back to msn history to verify.

In any case, i'm neither small nor being sian-ed. And you are still exasperating, bad for health and filled with funny green bits. ahem.


2. JayWalk left...
Monday, 4 December 2006 8:02 pm :: 
Cher: Oh please. The bits were deliberately left out for your protection ok? Quit while you are ahead is what I'd say.
So *bleh*


3. hitomi left...
Monday, 4 December 2006 8:55 pm
I think I kn who leh... :-P


4. JayWalk left...
Monday, 4 December 2006 9:27 pm ::
Hitomi: You know, I know can liao. Keep it to yourself ok? Shhhhh.....


5. hitomi left...
Monday, 4 December 2006 10:05 pm
I need to be bribed! ;-)


6. JayWalk left...
Monday, 4 December 2006 10:14 pm :: 
Hitomi: Well, in that case, you are blackmailing the wrong person. I will get Cher to get in touch with you on this one then.

02 October 2006

Sian XMM Episode VIII

September must surely be a bumper month as I have not one, but two Sian XMM Episodes! Forgive me if I keep making reference to our beloved SBS Buses.

One come, all come.

Cute Button, like me, is also an expat away from home and we got to chatting about the stuff we left behind when we ventured overseas. While we started off chatting about normal stuff, our conversation took an unexpected twist.

Enjoy.

p.s. Hmm.... at this rate I am going, I wonder if I can hit 10 episodes before the end of the year? I wonder.....


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Session Start (Cute Button): Thu Sep 28 23:33:41 2006

[23:43] Cute Button: do you still own a house in singapore?

[23:43] JayWalk: yeah.

[23:45] Cute Button: anybody staying in your sg house now?

[23:45] JayWalk: nope.

[23:45] Cute Button: oh
[23:45] Cute Button: u dont intend to rent out?

[23:45] JayWalk: too many barang barang leh.... all the antiques.

[23:45] Cute Button: wah,
[23:46] Cute Button: give me your address
[23:46] Cute Button: i go rob

[23:46] JayWalk: can can.... i stay at 399 Orchard Road.

[23:47] Cute Button: what is that address?
[23:47] Cute Button: near where?

[23:47] JayWalk: next to plaza singapura.

[23:47] Cute Button: wat is the apartment name?

[23:48] JayWalk: you go there hor, just tell the guard you are jay's friend can liao.

[23:48] Cute Button: is it?
[23:48] Cute Button: real or not?

[23:48] JayWalk: what d'ya mean real or not?
[23:48] JayWalk: of course real lah!

[23:48] Cute Button: okok
[23:48] Cute Button: haha

[23:49] JayWalk: oh yah... i haven't tell you the name of my condo estate.

[23:49] Cute Button: wat?

[23:50] JayWalk: Istana.
[23:50] JayWalk: whahahahahaaha.......

[23:50] Cute Button: 

[23:50] Cute Button: i hate u

[23:51] JayWalk: man... congratulations.

[23:51] Cute Button: what?

[23:51] JayWalk: Your are Sian XMM Series Episode VIII
[23:51] JayWalk: hee hee........

[23:51] Cute Button: 

[23:52] JayWalk: dum dee dum dee dum.......

Session Close (Cute Button): Fri Sep 29 00:03:25 2006
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- Voxeros

1. spellbound left...
Monday, 2 October 2006 5:54 am
wah! so lucky.. xmm let you fooled again! you must be one lucky guy!!!
i really felt sorry for that xmm.
btw, have you been balding lately?!?!?!? or should i be keeping a secret?!?!?!?
:P


2. JayWalk left...
Monday, 2 October 2006 8:08 am :: 
Spellbound: No, I have not been balding. Thank you very much.
With such a irrelevant outburst of me going balding, it kinda make you highly suspect, doesn't it?


3. aloe left...
Monday, 2 October 2006 9:36 am
If u continue hor.... nobody will dare chat with you on msn liao... wahahhahahahahahaa!!!


4. spinnee left...
Monday, 2 October 2006 10:15 am
suddenly i very happy. jay dun suan me on msn like that... heng ah...
*sweat*


5. JayWalk left...
Monday, 2 October 2006 11:00 am :: 
Anna: au contraire, mon cherie. There will be more. Trust me.

Spinnee: I where got suan people one? Haiz... I am so misunderstood. :(


6. sunflower left...
Monday, 2 October 2006 1:02 pm
ha, worried!


7. spellbound left...
Monday, 2 October 2006 7:36 pm
he is out to trick ppl!!!! beware of him!!!


8. Gary left...
Monday, 2 October 2006 8:30 pm
when i see '399 orchard road'.. next to plaza singapura..' the bait is hooked..


9. JayWalk left...
Monday, 2 October 2006 8:46 pm :: 
sunflower: Worried for what? Don't think too much about it lah...

Spellbound: Two-way street, my dear. One bruff until shiok shiok, the other kena bruff until happy happy.

Gary: Oh well, as obvious as it may be, some willingly kena bruff one. heheheh


10. spellbound left...
Monday, 2 October 2006 9:39 pm :: http://verniceloy.blogspot.com
*grrrrrr*


11. JayWalk left...
Monday, 2 October 2006 9:41 pm :: 
Spellbound: Dum dee dum dee dum.....


12. winter left...
Monday, 2 October 2006 9:49 pm
i help u hit your 10 espisodes.. want anot??
heh


13. JayWalk left...
Monday, 2 October 2006 10:08 pm ::
winter: Which xmm you want to kai siao? Or are you talking about volunteering yourself to be sian-ed until song song gao jurong?


14. xcake left...
Tuesday, 3 October 2006 1:08 am :: http://xcake.blogspot.com
Bwahahahahaha...Istana! LOL. The last emoticon from Cute Button is super cuteee!


15. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 3 October 2006 8:54 am :: 
xcake: I think it would be an even greater shocker if I were indeed staying at the Istana. Oh well.....


16. sunflower left...
Tuesday, 3 October 2006 11:18 am
Spellbound, next time we must plot to trick this uncle!


17. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 3 October 2006 12:26 pm :: 
Sunflower: Bring it on!


18. yanZzz left...
Tuesday, 3 October 2006 3:09 pm
wa lau! cute button really cute sia ~ when i read the address already knew where was tat place.. still ben ben -ly ask where is tat place.. so LMAO ~~


19. spellbound left...
Tuesday, 3 October 2006 4:55 pm :: http://verniceloy.blogspot.com
ya!!! must trick this uncle till shiok shiok lor or not buay song!!!
wait for the revenge!!!!
*Dr Evil's laughter*
heeheeheehee


20. sunflower left...
Tuesday, 3 October 2006 8:42 pm
Jay, you will need to pay your evil deed leh... he he he


21. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 3 October 2006 9:56 pm ::
Yanzzz: Welcome to the blog! Cute Button is really cute isn't she?
Spellbound: Now, now, let's not get too worked up here. Revenge? Could Cute Button be you??!

sunflower: Bite me!


22. Chocolate left...
Wednesday, 4 October 2006 12:20 am
Actually hor,i also don't know that address but when you said beside PS, i know you are up to no good. Lucky i don't msn with you a lot.. heng hengz..


23. JayWalk left...
Wednesday, 4 October 2006 9:23 am ::
Chocolate: All in good time lah. Why? You in a hurry to kena bruffed issit?


24. Chocolate left...
Wednesday, 4 October 2006 9:31 am
Errrr... no lah.. no need to target me.. me not XMM liao...


25. JayWalk left...
Wednesday, 4 October 2006 9:38 am :: 
Chocolate: Me target you? Where got? Don't anyhow say hor? *innocent*