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15 January 2008

Wah Tio Si Magic Pony Liao!


RedQueen and FatKitten flew up to Hong Kong for the first time and being the good guys that we were, CowboyCaleb and I traveled down all the way from Spitland to meet up with them and to show them around.


Seeing that we were going to party into the night, CowboyCaleb booked a hotel room, the day before, for the night and for the sake of convenience, we booked it at the same hotel that they were staying.

So anyway, making our way down as rather smooth, not many cars surprisingly on a Saturday night, we were making good time via car > border check point > bus to Wan Chai > MTR to Central, then we hopped into a cab from the Central MTR station to the hotel.

JayWalk: Mm goy, Bishop Lei Zao Dim. (Translate: Bishop Lei Hotel, please)

Cabbie: Bee Sop Lay? Meh yeh lay gar? (Translate: Bee Sop Lay? What is that?)

CowboyCaleb handed me the hotel confirmation print out and I showed it to the Cabbie pointing to the hotel details.

JayWalk: Er.... Lor Bin Sarn Lok, gor dou. (Translate: It's at Robinson Road.)

Cabbie: Orh.... hoh qi gor kor Wai Em See Ay hai mar? (Translate: Oh. It's the one that is like a YMCA i.e. Christian hostel.)

JayWalk: Hai lah. Hai gor kam lah. (Translate: Yes. That's the one.)

Next thing you know, we were "Initial D-ed" all the way up the Mid-Levels and had there not been the grab handles, the maniac cabbie would have had the two of us sliding all over the vinyl backseat, polishing it with our butts to a nice shiny sheen.

HKD 25 later, we are at our destination and I looked up at the building to find out what it is called in Cantonese, in case we needed to take cab back here again.

I looked up (see picture above) and uh-oh.... In Cantonese, it is pronounced as Hong Gay and I was thinking Gay + Hong Kan = Hong Gay.

I was joking to CowboyCaleb, that maybe this Bishop Lei like little boys one.

Then when we got to our room hor.....


WAH LAN EH!!!! LIKE THAT CALL "TWIN ROOM" HAR??!!?
Can the beds get any closer or not??!! KNNBCCB!!!!


Then I was thinking in my head hor. "Eh... why this CowboyCaleb is called CowBoy har?"
Siao liao.... I think lim peh gim meh tio si Magic Pony liao.... 

Image Credit: http://www.asiatravel.com
- Voxeros

1. aloe left...
Tuesday, 15 January 2008 9:41 am :: http://www.xanga.com/aloeve
Er? The actual twin room looks different from the picture posted leh.


2. Ruok left...
Tuesday, 15 January 2008 10:02 am
make sure u saddle up properly hor.


3. Red Queen left...
Tuesday, 15 January 2008 10:28 am
Kauz.. You have lost all credibility.. post simi picture oso no one believe sia...


4. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 15 January 2008 11:13 am :: 
aloe: Well, this was the picture that I took. Perhaps there is another room that looked different? Perhaps at a higher price? Ours is the cheapest.

ruok: Yee haw!!!

Red Queen: Me lose credibility? Wait till they see your pictures!!


5. spinnee left...
Tuesday, 15 January 2008 1:34 pm
twin bed indeed... so did u two sleep side by side? *burst out laffing*


6. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 15 January 2008 1:45 pm :: 
Spinnee: Everything was a blur that night. I think I was on top? :P


7. naeboo left...
Tuesday, 15 January 2008 8:43 pm
so, did he pretend to be sleeping and then rub against u??


8. sunflower left...
Tuesday, 15 January 2008 11:25 pm
I thot u will be below :P


9. Kelly left...
Tuesday, 15 January 2008 11:58 pm :: http://www.kellchan.blogspot.com/
Brokeback mountain (Spitland version)...


10. JayWalk left...
Wednesday, 16 January 2008 1:31 am :: 
naeboo: If only it was just rubbing..... haiz.... T_T

sunflower: Depends on what position right?

Kelly: Excuse me. It was Hong Kong version.


11. Red Queen left...
Wednesday, 16 January 2008 10:12 am
Orh.. post lor.... But make sure u photoshop until swee swee then post hor....


12. Chocolate gal left...
Wednesday, 16 January 2008 10:57 am
So u two take turns on the top or who's the gal in the first place? U got the gal gal look _


13. JayWalk left...
Wednesday, 16 January 2008 1:15 pm :: 
Red Queen: I ish gentleman one. I won't release them to the public domain.

Jaschoc: Don't tell you!


14. starm|st left...
Wednesday, 16 January 2008 3:25 pm :: http://foronemoreday.wordpress.com
oh no poor cowboy! he must have been properly traumatised.


15. JayWalk left...
Wednesday, 16 January 2008 4:45 pm :: 
Starmist: Welcome to the blog. No see your on CowBoyBar these days leh.

Anyway, I think I more tramautised than CowBoyCaleb leh.


16. starm|st left...
Wednesday, 16 January 2008 8:53 pm :: http://foronemoreday.wordpress.com
yeah, hvnt been in there for a (long) while. donch worry, cbc is harmless. unless he is drunk. hur hur.


17. JayWalk left...
Wednesday, 16 January 2008 10:50 pm :: 
Starmist: Ahh... I take it that you were there at Wala Wala when it happened. Well, like I said in my comment on your blog. Come back to the Bar! Come back! We missed you!


18. hiaoauntie left...
Thursday, 17 January 2008 12:18 am
your backside pain or not?


19. JayWalk left...
Thursday, 17 January 2008 1:35 am :: 
Hiao Auntie: Why? You want to sayang it har?


20. Chocolate gal left...
Thursday, 17 January 2008 9:59 pm
Your backside smelly liao.. tsk tsk


21. JayWalk left...
Friday, 18 January 2008 8:52 am :: 
Chocolate Gal: If you haven't been sniffing my arse, how would you know?


22. hiaoauntie left...
Saturday, 19 January 2008 1:12 pm
don't you think 3 is a crowd??? kekekek.....


23. JayWalk left...
Saturday, 19 January 2008 2:41 pm :: 
Hiao Auntie: You don't hear any complains about the Holy Trinity, now do you?


24. littlecartnoodles left...
Monday, 21 January 2008 12:16 am :: http://littlecartnoodles.blogspot.com
The first character is not pronounced "Hong" in Cantonese, but "Wung" (rhymes with "hung")


25. JayWalk left...
Monday, 21 January 2008 11:06 am :: 
Littlecartnoodles: Welcome to the blog! Well, you must understand my cantonese is half past six one and at that time, I read it as Hong.

Well, either well, it's still Hung Kan!

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