Milk In The Capital

Now this is something you don't get to see in Singapore.

Milk in soft pouch packaging.

I asked my manager the reason behind this as I thought it would be a nightmare for logistics. Goods are always being stacked to fully utilitise (vertical) space in the warehouse and I was wondering won't these pouches run the risk of bursting under the pressure of stacking weight?

I was told that the Ch1nese folks don't drink their milk cold like many of us from overseas.

Milk are often consumed warm especially during winter time and so a soft pouch is ideal when you want to warm the milk by immersing the pouch in a bowl of warm water.

Ah. So now you know.

- Voxeros

Koala Is A Grandmother

I was browsing through my facebook page to read my friends' updates when I came across a picture of Brittany's son (mid-20s) holding a new born.

OMG.

Brittany, if you recall from my previous Koala Bear episode, is now a grandmother!!

Brittany is around my age and she is now a grandmother!!

Whoa!

So I decided to give her a call to congratulate and at the same time wanted to kacau her by calling her Ah Ma! She hates being old! Haha.

What I didn't know was that she was fuming over this, which caught me by surprise since I thought newborns are something that we are all supposed to be happy about.

As it turned out, she only knew that she is going to be a grandma ONE DAY before the child was going to be delivered.

WHAT?!!?

Apparently, the young couple ROM-ed a year ago and did not tell anyone. It was until they needed financial help before the phone call was finally patched through.

Don't know what they were thinking. The guy is a fresh graduate and certainly has no means of supporting a family. They were hoping that the parents can drop every friggin' thing current going in their lives and fly back to Taiwan to help take care of the baby while they are off to work in the day.

HAR? What is wrong with these kids? Since when was there a decree or law that all parents owed it to their sons and daughters that they MUST take care of their grandchildren? Talk about taking things for granted lor.

WTF is this??

You can't get any more screwed up than this.

*megatron facepalm*

- Voxeros

McDonald's Hot Dog

McDonald's as we all know is a place for burgers. So my curiosity got piqued when I saw them selling Hot Dogs for breakfast here in the capital.

I saw the picture taken outside the store (See Above) and I was sold.

5 minutes and RMB 10.00 (SGD 2.00) later, I got this (See Below).

I kena cheated. Nabeh.

First of all, the hot dog bun is too small for the sausage. When I tried to clamp the sausage, the bottom of the bun split wide open and everything just fell to pieces.

So much for holding the bread so as not to dirty your hands.

Overall the taste is MEH.

Not going to eat it again.

Meh.

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- Voxeros

Burger King In The Capital

This is the Burger at Terminal 3 of the Capital Airport.

I had a noon flight back to HQ and decided to pull in for a quick lunch before I board the plane. Yeah. I still think airline food is inedible, especially domestic flights.

That's a picture of the BK staff that took my order.

I placed my order of the usual burger, fries and drink combo when she asked me, "加芝士?" (Add cheese?)

While it may be strange back home to be asking about the option of cheese, it must be understood that cheese is not as popular here as overseas.

Being a fan of cheese of all kinds, I answered. "加." (Add.)

She became slight annoyed and asked again. Louder. "加芝士?"

Liew. You annoyed. I also annoyed lor. Again. I also louder. "加!"

Then she buay tahan already and lagi louder and clearer. "在这吃??!!!?"


Walan!!! Your bladdy northern accent so thick lor..... How I know you asking if I eating here instead of taking out?? I thought you asking if I want cheese in my burger lor.

KNS!!

"是的!!!! 在这吃!!!"


Nabeh.

- Voxeros

Forbidden City 2.6 - The Last Entry

This is the last entry of the Forbidden City series. I am sorry if ONE of you got bored.

Pffftttt........

In all, I spent a total of almost 12 hours over 2 days, on my feet wandering the Forbidden City. It was most educational.

As huge as the entire place is, every single intricate detail was not spared. A tilt of the head upwards and you will be awed by the massively detailed carvings on the ceiling.

My only regret is as much as words are put into describing the place, one still has to personally go to the Forbidden City to fully experience it.

One being the sense of smell. I love the bouquet of centuries-aged sandalwood, and perhaps a hint of camphor as well, that covers the entire place like a thin layer of fog. It's a indescribable feeling of serenity to stand there, enveloped by it.......

.... until the pesky tourist jostled you out of the way. Pffttttt......

My parting thought as I completed the visit was thinking about the value of this Forbidden City. The antique treasures and all. Let's not even get into the value of the real estate of which the Capital is built around this Forbidden City aka, this is the smack center of the Capital.

And for the Last Emperor Puyi and the Empress Dowager to lose it all, they must have really screwed up big time.

As gloom as it may sound, it is also somewhat a blessing in disguise since if not for the fall of the monarchy, none of us would have been able to appreciate the entire city both inside and out today.

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- Voxeros

Forbidden City 2.5 - Pine Tree and Stupa

When someone mentions a big tree, one would normally visualise it as a big TALL and possibly one with a super duper thick trunk.

Well, I came across this pine tree and it was big in a different sense. Yes, it is rather tall but not as tall as those ancient trees that we can find in those national parks. It was big because it was very very wide. The span of the leaves and branches easily reaches 30 metres or even more. I can't really put a finger on it.

All I remembered was that I had to stand very very far away just so that I can fit the entire tree into the camera's viewfinder. Then again, as you can see in the picture, I still couldn't fit it in.

The trunks, according to the description sign below, is only a mere 60cm. With all the weight that spans the entire width of foliage, the trunk would probably snap and easily, if I may add.

What you can't really see properly, in the picture, is that under the trees are steel scaffolding helping the tree to prop up all the branches.

Interesting bit of nature there in the Forbidden City.

I learned many new words during my visit to the Forbidden City and the word "stupa" was one of them.

A stupa is a Buddhist structure that commonly has some kind of a Buddhist relic or something of religious significance inside.

This is going to be useful the next time I play scrabble. Haha.

Anyway, the reason I feature this picture was the crescent moon on top that caught my eye.

I was thinking if that was a symbol of the Islamic faith? I was wondering how cool it would be to be part of an item of the Buddhist faith.

Perhaps the doctrine of co-existing religions in harmony?

I wonder.


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- Voxeros

Forbidden City 2.4 - Nine-Dragons Wall

The Nine-Dragons Wall isn't totally unfamiliar to me as I have seen replicas elsewhere around the world. The nearest to the folks in Singapore would be the one located at the Singapore Chinese Chamber Of Commerce at Hill Street.

The other replica that I have seen would be at, believe it or not, North Carolina, USA.

There was a write-up about the wall which you can click the picture on the right to get a bigger enlargement.

So there I was taking my time to go up close and study each of the nine dragons and this one particular has something peculiar about it.

It is the third dragon counting from the left. A white dragon.

The bottom section of this particular dragon's body didn't quite fit in with the rest of the body. It doesn't have the sheen as expected of a glazed tile, granted that the tiles have all been weathered for centuries.

A closer look and I realised that it is probably made of wood rather than glazed tile that it was originally meant to be. I can seen the grain of the wood and wait. Is that nails I see embedded inside?

What I learned was that legend has it that during the construction of this wall, this particular piece of tile was accidentally broken by one of the masons.

A replacement tile would have been impossible as every piece of tile is unique like in a jigsaw puzzle. Remaking the tile would take too long, if it were possible in the first place.

Bear in mind, it was an era where people were put to death for the slightest reason. Just think how many people died while constructing the Great Wall. How would this be any different?

So it was speculated that in the masons' attempt to cover up this catastrophe, they replicated the tile in wood. With the same glazed paint, no one would be able to spot the difference when it was relatively new.

Alas, different materials deteriorated differently under years', decades', centuries' worth of sun, rain, snow and sleet that the hush-up finally surfaced.

Interesting story.


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- Voxeros

Forbidden City 2.3 - World Peace

The physical vase was not there in the Forbidden City. It is presently on display in the Olympic Museum in Lausanne, Switzerland.

It was presented to the big wigs at IOC back in 2004.

Granted that it was just a picture on the wall but somehow it just caught my eye.

The name of the vase is 世界和瓶 which literally translate to World Harmony Vase. It is also a pun play on 世界和平 (World Peace).

Very apt since the Olympic Spirit centers around the philosophy of world peace and harmony.


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- Voxeros

Forbidden City 2.2 - Timepieces

History has it that Emperor QianLong was an avid timepiece collector so much so that I felt that he has an OCD obsession with them. He had such a big collection that they were enough to form a museum of clock and watches standalone.

The museum charges an additional RMB 10 for entry within the Forbidden City which I had earlier paid to get in.

These were intricate masterpieces of the finest mechanical engineering. There was even one clock that has a human robot that is able to write Chinese calligraphy flawlessly on the hour.

I was very impressed.

But there were a couple of observations that I have made.

I noticed that the designers of the clocks then to get carried away with the designing that the focus of it as a clock got lost somewhere along the way.

Look at the clock above. That is a pretty big clock about 2 feet high and note how tiny the clock face is. The clock face is around the size of a big wrist watch.

Hello? Focus much?

The second thing I noticed was that all the clocks used Roman numerals.

This clock above is a huge one at around a metre and a half and perhaps is one of the more unique ones.

Here's a close-up of the clock face. Notice anything different?

It has a 24-hour clock face instead of the usual 12.



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- Voxeros

Forbidden City 2.1 - Daily Items

In the Forbidden City, some of the palaces in both the East side and West doubled up as museums of artifacts used back then.

I came across this bowl made of gold and for some strange reason, I thought of our ministers' salaries. I wonder why. :P

We all heard of the saying born with a silver spoon. I think the royalties here lagi more tok kong. They got gold spoon ok!!

This item above is a roller massager dated back as early at the 17th century.

I took a closer look at the description placard and did a double-take. The Chinese description of this tool is 推胸 which literally translates to "Push Chest".

Suddenly, I was flooded with all the "massage chest" jokes that I used to kachow Starmist with.

Wahahahaahaha......


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- Voxeros