Happy 21st R3gular!!

 

This cannot be explained but Happy 21st anyway.

Welcome to the CowBoyBar. The hive of scum and villanny.Good thing I made booking for the grass patch.

Photo Credit: Terz

- Voxeros

1. Chocolate gal left...

Sunday, 11 October 2009 9:21 am

Poor r3gular.. violated when drunk..

2. ahtiong73 left...

Sunday, 11 October 2009 3:06 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vA73uLAyYN0

3. TK left...

Sunday, 11 October 2009 6:10 pm

Wakakakaka... where's the hat? still in one piece?

4. starmist left...

Sunday, 11 October 2009 8:58 pm

haha! tiong & toyboy are scandalous! didn't know they swing that way.

Err... Bad Luck?

Err..... because you are bad luck?

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If I posted that reply in her Plurk, I ish confirm die until damn ugly liao lor.

Besides, I don't know her THAT well to be able to pull off the joke.

So I think it's safer to just do it here and mask her name.

Heh heh.....

- Voxeros

1. Ruok left...

Wednesday, 30 September 2009 10:54 pm

wahaha! shall i go direct her here? :P

2. JayWalk left...

Friday, 2 October 2009 8:58 am :: 

ruok: Only if she can take this type of joke lor.

It's Marvellous What MILO Can Do For You

Deek and I were driving around his neighbourhood when we saw this lady jogging around clad in a MILO t-shirt.

JayWalk: Eh. You see the lady up ahead in the MILO t-shirt?

Deek: Yeah. Why?

JayWalk: If she were an SAF personnel, you know what we would call her?

Deek: What?

JayWalk: MILO Peng.

Deek: BUAHAHAAHAHAA!!

Heh Heh..... it's one of those Sundays. :)

Image Credit: http://i.ytimg.com

- Voxeros

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Tuesday, 22 September 2009 1:38 am :: http://www.blogger.com/profile/071594354

Yo Jaywalk, I’m real happy for you and all and Imma let you finish, but a jogging T-shirt is the best T-shirt to wear for a jog of ALL TIME!

2. deek left...

Thursday, 1 October 2009 1:23 am

so the fat chief clerk wearing the t-shirt is milo dinosaur????
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

3. oldlee left...

Friday, 9 October 2009 11:15 pm :: http://oldlee.tumblr.com

you sure the reaction wasn't =_="""" instead?

4. JayWalk left...

Saturday, 10 October 2009 4:49 am :: 

oldlee: Of course not!

Sick

This is the view from outside the clinic as I have been feverish since last night. I had to move the chair to sit outside as the aircon is too cold for me.

Up in the distance is a film crew doing filming and judging from the number of young actors, I reckoned it's a children TV program.

So here I am shivering, headache, sore throat and running a temperature of 39 degrees Celsius.

The kick in the balls? I am on leave today. FML. T_T

- Voxeros

1. sunflower left...

Friday, 11 September 2009 1:14 am

Take Care!

2. JayWalk left...

Friday, 11 September 2009 8:37 am :: 

sunflower: Thanks.

3. mht left...

Friday, 18 September 2009 5:07 pm

get well soon! and stay far far away from your kids

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Saturday, 19 September 2009 5:36 pm :: 

mht: Too late. They both kena fever also. :(

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Sunday, 20 September 2009 4:14 pm :: http://nadnut.com

sorry for the late comment! hope you're feeling much better jaypa!

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Wednesday, 23 September 2009 3:46 am

so what did they diagnose it as?? G's down with a 40.3 deg temp and methinks it's teeth problems (ie, they're sprouting out)...

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Wednesday, 23 September 2009 8:51 am :: 

nadnut: Thanks. I am alright now.

Pam: I paid $30 to get 6 Vitamin C pills. I think it was a case of exhaustion triggered by a viral infection?

Happy Birthday AhTiong73

Happy Birthday to AhTiong73 who celebrated first at Le Papillon then at Wala Wala.

Here's the video clip of AhTiong73 doing his second Waterfall.

Observe:

1. How excited Thiang was in the background as if she was having an orgasm right there and then.
   
   and
   
2. How act steady AhTiong73 walked to the toilet to merlion, leaving the Waterfall unfinished. Blasphemy!
   
   I hereby confer the LongKangFairy of the Wala Wala Order to AhTiong73!

Click here for the rest of the birthday bash pictures.

- Voxeros

1. thiang left...

Sunday, 6 September 2009 11:45 pm :: http://thiang.blogspot.com

Ahem. I was feeling proud ma. *pats tiong* And also under the influence of alcohol. :P

2. ahtiong73 left...

Monday, 7 September 2009 1:01 pm

thiang: there is ever only ONE waterfall for each birthday...
 

Wet Sunday

It was a cool Sunday with miserable weather reminding one of Seattle or London during season's change.

Supposed to bring the kids to the Kite Festival this afternoon but looks like the plan is very much screwed. Even if the weather turns good later in the day, I'd be an idiot to waddle all over the soggy muddy fields.

And no. Not going to let my kids do cave paintings all over the interior of my car with their muddy shoes.

Yes, it's a Sunday. I'm supposed to be free but not THAT free. I want my siesta. Thank you very much.

- Voxeros

Bogus Street

Got this series of pictures from my cousin via email and the picture (first of many to follow) is that of a retailer street in NanJing that is currently still under construction.

We can tell that the project is near completion as the tenants' respective sign boards are all up already.

From a far the various brands are rather recognisable but upon closer look, it is an whole other story altogether.

Read on.

Watons - WhatTheFark??!!

oMc McDnoald's upsized with an extra arch.

T-Eleven - The Gahmen is oblivious to all these infringements.

Haagon-Bozs - I don't think I dare to eat the ice-cream. Dunno the milk come from which animal one.

Pizza HUH??!!!??

BuckStar Coffee - I wonder if their coffee beans are real. 

LiMing - Yao Ming & Li Ning joint venture?

To the pirates of Spitland. A WINNER ISH YOU!!!

Image Source:  Unknown.

- Voxeros

1. sh left...

Wednesday, 2 September 2009 4:04 am

oh the last one seems real though. i think they have one branch at IOn

2. JayWalk left...

Wednesday, 2 September 2009 9:05 am :: 

sh: Nope. it's a fake. The real one is LI-NING. Click Here to see the real logo.

I take it you don't know who Li Ning is. He was a famous gymnast who won 3 gold medals in the 1984 Olympics in Los Angeles. And yeah, he was also the one who flew up to lit the 2008 Beijing Olympics cauldron.

3. merryfeet left...

Wednesday, 2 September 2009 12:22 pm

ROFL. I wonder who will go to this street to shop! This is hilarious. It's gonna be a fad with the tourists when it launches.

4. JayWalk left...

Thursday, 10 September 2009 2:21 pm :: 

merryfeet: Well, the local folks who are ignorant to the real brands will be shopping there thinking it's the real thing.

MYP Award Ceremony 2009

This is a rebroadcast of Adrian's email to the rest of RunForFunds.
Yes, it is that time of the year where we disburse bursaries to the deserving kids for their school next year.

For this coming MYP ceremony, we have decided to cater a little something to the well wishers who would be coming down to support the event. Adrian will bring us for a walk in the nearby neighbourhood to take a look at another side of Singapore that the media choose not to recognise.

Thereafter a simple lunch at a nearby hawker centre where we will double it up as a Q&A session for those who are getting to know us for the first time.

So make yourself free on 29 Aug 2009 and join us!

p.s. Please be punctual. The principal very ON-THE-BALL one. :P

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Dear friends,

The 6^th Maximize Your Potential (MYP) ceremony will be held on 29^th August (Sat).

Venue: Geylang Methodist Primary School, Level 3 Conference Room.

Time: 10 am.

This year we will have 20 MYP award recipients.

Come, meet and encourage the students you have sponsored via RunForFunds (RFF) movement.

Please email or SMS me to RSVP.

(Report + pics of last year's MYP ceremony can be found at http://runforfunds.blogdrive.com/archive/cm-09_cy-2008_m-09_d-14_y-2008_o-0.html)

The Aug 2009 RFF update can be found @ runforfunds.blogdrive.com

Topics covered:

1.  Why I won’t be running this year’s stanchart marathon

2.  RFF activities and financial statement

Thanks for your continued support of the RFF movement.

Cheers,

Adrian

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- Voxeros

Teenage Boys Arrested In Vice Raid

Rueters (09 Aug 2009): The police, acting on an anonymous tip off, raided a chalet at East Coast Park last Saturday night. 4 people were detained. The two teenage boys, whom their identities cannot be revealed due to their age, were caught in bed with two other significantly older women of foreign nationalities.

At press time, it cannot be determined which party was soliciting which. Either way, the two senior women may face an additional charge of having sex with minors and a possible sentence of 2 years each. 

All four are currently in custody pending bail.

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Ok ok.... I just made that up. I think the girls are going to keel me for this. This was taken during a chalet last month but the photo seemed to tell another story hor? Haha.

p.s. btw, CowG0esM0o zhao knged. Pang puar liap.

- Voxeros

Sweet!

Took this picture at my warehouse which also stores other people's stock.

Wanted to do yet another "Guess What Is This?" but I supposed this is just too easy.

Yup. What you see is white sugar. A mega shit load of it.

Each bag you see there is ONE FRIGGIN TONNE OF SUGAR. Yeah... 1,000 kg!!

So multiply that by the number of bags you see and multiply again by the number of them that can't fit into the picture.

If I were an ant, I would have die and gone to heaven.... multiplied by the number of bags.

- Voxeros