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20 January 2006

Sian XMM Episode I

Just received the good news from Sheena via SMS that she got a job at a local bank. (Congratulations, Sheena!).

As I was sharing the good news with a mutual friend over MSN shortly after, a comedy slowly unraveled as we went on...




Session Start (PJ): Wed Jan 18 16:31:08 2006

[17:31] JayWalk: Btw, Sheena also got a job.

[17:31] PJ: really? wat job?

[17:31] JayWalk: XXXX Bank.

[17:31] PJ: do wat?

[17:32] JayWalk: sit inside ATM slot money through the little slit.

[17:32] PJ: huh???
[17:32] PJ: got such job??

[17:33] JayWalk: You dunno meh?... all the ATMs inside got somebody sitting inside, waiting for you to insert your card then they dispense money accordingly lor.

[17:35] PJ: dont bluff lah

[17:35] JayWalk: Really!!!

[17:35] PJ: i dont believe!!!!!
[17:35] PJ: so, these ppl got shift work?

[17:35] JayWalk: Abuden?

[17:35] PJ: hahaa.. cos ATM machines are 24hrs
[17:35] PJ: so easy job.. good money?

[17:36] JayWalk: Ok lah... can get quite boring at times esp those areas human traffic very little one...

[17:36] PJ: is there really such a thing? i stil dont believe it leh

[17:36] JayWalk: Really!
[17:36] JayWalk: Bruff you for what?

[17:36] PJ: so, every atm machine got 1 person sitting inside all the time?????

[17:37] JayWalk: not all lah.. only those attached to the branch. I mean have you seen those stand alone ones? How to fit?

[17:38] PJ: hmm
[17:38] PJ: so they are actually sitting inside the bank?

[17:38] JayWalk: Uh-huh.
[17:40] JayWalk: Actually, on the other side is a room one lah... quite big one.

[17:40] PJ: how u know?

[17:41] JayWalk: Last time I work in Singapore that time, a big chunk of my accounts are banks.

[17:41] PJ: but why do they need a human to do that? its all auto wat

[17:41] JayWalk: Eh... I tell you secret. You want to hear?

[17:41] PJ: when cisco ppl go put in cash, its all slotted nicely
[17:42] PJ: yes, u bluff me right?

[17:42] JayWalk: hahahahahahaa....... 你很好骗 leh!!!!

[17:42] PJ: i also know u bluff me
[17:42] PJ: where got such things one

[17:42] JayWalk: *tears*
[17:43] JayWalk: You damn CUTE leh.... iBuayTahan.

[17:43] PJ: :(

[17:43] JayWalk: This one confirm must blog liao.....
[17:46] JayWalk: hur hur hur.....

[17:46] PJ: hey.. so wat is sheena gonna doing at XXXX Bank?

[17:46] JayWalk: Bank teller.

[17:46] PJ: icic

[17:46] JayWalk: wear uniform one..... ooooo.... uniform......

[17:46] PJ: ya lor.. hahaa
[17:46] PJ: fetish for uniform ah

[17:46] JayWalk: must make her take picture!!

[17:47] PJ: hahaa
[17:47] PJ: bian tai

[17:48] JayWalk: :P
Session Close (PJ): Wed Jan 18 17:53:37 2006
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Well, what d'ya know. My sian xiao mei mei skills are still intact.  Hur hur hur....

- Voxeros

1. winter left...
Thursday, 19 January 2006 1:04 am
who's that cute mei mei?


2. JayWalk left...
Thursday, 19 January 2006 1:17 am ::
Winter: Cannot say out lah. Must protect protect a bit mah...


3. aloe left...
Thursday, 19 January 2006 11:02 am
wah liao... so innocent.... 被骗到这样... -_-'''


4. Jschocolate left...
Thursday, 19 January 2006 11:08 am
Aiyoh, u everyday sianz xiao mei mei one..


5. JayWalk left...
Thursday, 19 January 2006 11:43 am :: 
Anna: That's why I say she damn cute lor...

Jaschocolate: But I neber sian you what!!


6. winter left...
Thursday, 19 January 2006 1:31 pm
u always evurl
tsk tsk
no wonder..
i also nearly kena conned by u too
*innocent mei mei look*


7. jaschocolate left...
Thursday, 19 January 2006 1:59 pm
Bish.. Also dont want to be sianz by u.. tired..


8. JayWalk left...
Thursday, 19 January 2006 3:44 pm :: 
winter: Only innocent xmm will kena conned by me. In your case, since you nearly kena connede by me, then it only shows that you are "nearly" innocent xmm niah. :P

Jaschocolate: Don't bruff lah... dun geh geh angry because I sian other xmm but not you lah. :P


9. Sheena left...
Friday, 20 January 2006 12:16 am
OMG. So "rong yi pian" one... LOL~~~
I think this is karma man. I had a uniform fetish, now everyone has a bank teller uniform fetish and are bugging me for pics and shit. Karma!!!


10. Suspicious Bastard left...
Friday, 20 January 2006 12:42 am
The scenario you told PJ was actually drawn in a form of a comic in some newspaper.


11. Jaslyn left...
Friday, 20 January 2006 12:45 am :: http://precious-jas.blogspot.com
Wah lau eh! PJ is who u all know or not?? Precious-Jas lah! Tamade, its me lah. I also know Papa bruffing me lah. So I played along mah.. Sob Sob. He always bruff me one lah...
And hor, I'm no longer XMM leh.. Old already :p


12. JayWalk left...
Friday, 20 January 2006 1:44 am :: 
Sheena: karma indeed! Picture!!!!

Suspicious Bastard: Yah lor, I got the idea from the comic where there is this small fella hiding inside the machine.

Jaslyn: You played along? Riiiiiight......


13. Jaschocolate left...
Friday, 20 January 2006 8:00 am
Not angry lah cos being sianz by you is not a good thing..


14. akk left...
Friday, 20 January 2006 10:16 am
i once told a fren singapore split from malaysia because 2 liew-lians farmers, one singa and 1 malaysia, quarrelled over the ownership of the trees....
she took it....and she was in JC 1 then...heheheh..


15. aloe left...
Friday, 20 January 2006 10:37 am
actually no xiaomeimei la... can blurf anyone who's "Blur" one. so this kinda things, no need skills one. muahahahahahhaah!


16. JayWalk left...
Friday, 20 January 2006 11:23 am ::
akk: OMG, you friend also damn cute siah. Funny! Didn't know you also xian xmm one....

Anna: Speaking from experience??


17. aloe left...
Friday, 20 January 2006 11:28 am
ya. We got a blur queen in Uni. My friend blurf her that the heater can be voice activated and demonstrated it to her. In fact, there was actually someone activating the switch la. She took the bait...
Then ever saw an acquaintance trying on a doorbell trick on his colleagues. They got conned... wahahahaha!


18. JayWalk left...
Friday, 20 January 2006 12:07 pm ::
Anna: Speaking of University con jobs, you must check out this April's Fool prank in Taiwan that I posted in 2004. 


19. Zhe Bin left...
Friday, 20 January 2006 1:42 pm
Bank teller good! Now Chinese New Year coming I need some cash.


20. JayWalk left...
Friday, 20 January 2006 2:36 pm ::
ZheBin: I check for you if Sheena wants to be your sugar mommy or not.

Sheena: Oy Sheena! Want TangBoyBoy (TBB) or not!!??


21. Sheena left...
Friday, 20 January 2006 4:21 pm
No, no Tang Boy Boy. I can barely afford to support myself, much less a Sugar Toy-Boy. Why'd you think I'd rather have a Sugar Dad?
On second thoughts... Zhe Bin what do you look like? =p


22. JayWalk left...
Friday, 20 January 2006 4:54 pm ::
Sheena: Zhebin is kan-si-lang yan dao kia ok!!
Here got pictures!!
Even Blinkymummy also approve ok! Mai siao siao hor!!


23. winter left...
Friday, 20 January 2006 5:26 pm
i tot zhe bin is for jaschocolate?
hahahahaah


24. JayWalk left...
Friday, 20 January 2006 5:48 pm ::
Winter: Eh.... I kai siao ZheBin to...
a) Sheena = Toy Boy.
b) Jaschocolate = Toy Man.
Got difference one ok!!


25. hitomi left...
Friday, 20 January 2006 7:35 pm
Can do auction... haha...


26. JayWalk left...
Friday, 20 January 2006 8:11 pm :: 
hitomi: No need auction lah. ZheBin also need to come up with a booking time sheet!! wahahaha...


27. Jaschocolate left...
Friday, 20 January 2006 8:42 pm
Dot dot dot...


28. Zhe Bin left...
Saturday, 21 January 2006 6:36 pm
Eh.. Sorry wrong window.

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