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07 February 2006

Thieves Evade Randy Guard Dog


Thieves Evade Randy Guard Dog

A gang of thieves used a bitch in heat to distract a guard dog so they could raid a factory in Brazil.

After breaking into the factory in Santa Maria, they put the bitch near the guard dog, reports Zero Hora newspaper.

And while the guard dog was distracted, the gang took £10,000 in cash from the Segalin agricultural products company.

The secretary, who was the first to arrive at the factory, told the police: "When I arrived at the company I saw Zulu, the dog happily chasing after a female dog."

CCTV footage confirmed the secretary's suspicions.

A police spokesperson said: "Those are very creative and resourceful thieves, that was a very good idea!"
 

Just read this off Ananova's Quirkies and I must say that the ingenuity of this caper is simply brilliant!

While I don't condone the crime but I must say that these thieves do things really damn stylo. Really Sart Sart Boh Chio!

Respect!

- Voxeros

1. aloe left...
Monday, 6 February 2006 5:41 pm
Wah! Clever thieves but... poor doggy... It's just following its instincts and after this caper, I think the owners either going to 1) Sell/Give him away; 2) Put him down; or 3) Neuter.


2. JayWalk left...
Monday, 6 February 2006 6:11 pm ::
Anna: I don't think you can really fault the animal for after all, it is just an ..er... animal.
Don't say dog lah... sometimes we humans also will fall for the 美人计 one lah.
所谓: 英雄难过美人关.


3. Jaschocolate left...
Monday, 6 February 2006 7:19 pm
Cannot get a dog to guard, get a gay person to guard loh :p


4. JayWalk left...
Monday, 6 February 2006 10:10 pm :: 
Jaschocolate: Oh you naivette! They just as easily get a randy gay decoy. No?


5. kIm left...
Tuesday, 7 February 2006 12:15 am
Hmm.. Be careful wor. You have a dog at your workplace right? Female or male? Hahahaha..
By the way, your comments very fast sia!!!


6. Jaschocolate left...
Tuesday, 7 February 2006 6:24 am
I know they can get gay bait but can switch around the guard duty with a substitute straight then :p


7. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 7 February 2006 8:16 am :: 
kIm: My pekingnese is male but neutered. The walk-in dog (which we are calling 旺旺) is er.... I haven't check yet.

Jaschocolate: 所谓: 道高一尺, 魔高一丈. It's a losing battle, I tell you.


8. aloe left...
Tuesday, 7 February 2006 9:38 am
Jay: Yah loh. It was just following its instincts but it will have to bear the blame for this.

Jaschocolate: No lah, a neutered dog would just do fine. :)


9. winter left...
Tuesday, 7 February 2006 1:05 pm
damn smart leh..
i also respect them.. hurhurhur
it's the nature lah. can't blame
haha


10. Jaschocolate left...
Tuesday, 7 February 2006 2:10 pm
neutered.. sounded painful...


11. mht left...
Tuesday, 7 February 2006 3:45 pm
entrapment!
this is evil!


12. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 7 February 2006 4:50 pm ::
winter: Yah lor.... bor bian one. Like I said, some time us humans also cannot tahan, let alone a dog?

Jaschocolate: Minor discomfort lah. Got general anaesthetic so should be ok lah.

mht: Speaking from experience?? *wink wink nudge nudge*


13. mht left...
Wednesday, 8 February 2006 1:31 pm
no lah! dun nudge nudge...no juicy stories!


14. aloe left...
Wednesday, 8 February 2006 3:21 pm
ohh... mr J, speaking from experience?? ooooo.......


15. JayWalk left...
Wednesday, 8 February 2006 10:15 pm :: 
mht: Mai geh geh lah!!! 

Anna: I was referring to MHT!!!
 

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