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Showing posts with label CowBoyBar. Show all posts

19 March 2016

If You Don't Play My Song, I'll Tell Auntie Mary


One thing you can count on is whenever it's MistressGrace's birthday bash, it is going to be...


 < wait for it >


.... AWESOME!!!!




"If you don't play my song, I'll tell Auntie Mary."

"You bring family here, I'll play your song."

Sibeh cute. These two. Haha....


Happy birthday, Grace! #muakz


A blast from the past.


- Voxeros

29 July 2014

BarRun 2015 - Prelude


It's been two months since the Sundown Marathon where I completed the 10K with fellow Barflies. It was great fun and my decent timing improvement over last year was the cherry on top.

I enjoyed the run. Not so much about the timing but rather the fact that a few good friends are running together and who can say no to supper thereafter?

That brings me to looking forward to next year. Assuming my work dates don't clash with the event, I am torn between running 10K again or going up the next rung to 21K.

The 2014 Sundown saw the 10K event had an earlier start than the 21K Half and 42K Full Marathon, where the latter starts after the 10K has finished.

If I were to take up the 21K challenge, it would very much mean flying (or in this case running) solo. It won't be as fun as starting off together and going for supper there after.

And if I were to take up the 10K again, it would mean missing out on the chance to challenge myself further and this opportunity diminishes with every year I grow older.

So how?

- Voxeros

05 June 2014

BarRun 2014 - Sundown Marathon 2014


Yup, this year is still the Fantastic Four of us doing the BarRun. Word has it that Airpork no longer run and we are in the midst of recruiting new people for next year's.

This run this year was much better, the change the running route and we were running clockwise this year instead.

Our 10K run was also flagged off earlier at 22:30 so that we finish before 0:00 for the actual Marathon and half marathon to start at 01:30 and 00:30 respectively.

Result? No bottlenecks! Good. For some strange reason, we found ourselves near the front of the starting pack and that turned out to be a blessing as well. No start-off traffic jam too.


My time this year at 64:15 was an awesome improvement from last year where I came in at 78:14. From 2699th to a whopping 589th! By interpolation, I am estimating that I improved from 1933th to 310th in the Male category and 337th to 50th in the Male 40-49 Age Group category.

Perhaps the only disappointment is the missing infographic analyst of your run that usually comes with the official release of your results. They had it last year and I believe the year before too. It was loads of fun to read.



I have always liked Sundown Marathon's tank top as the material is really comfortable. This year's look better than last although I fear the back decals may start to peel after a few washes.


Special mention goes out to my Wahoo BlueHR Bluetooth 4.0 Heart Rate Monitor which again, worked flawlessly. Guess what? It is still on its first battery since I bought it in Apr 2013 and it's not like I haven't been using it regularly. I have over 50 runs amounting to over 40 hours of running and it's still going on strong.

Kudos!

- Voxeros

03 June 2013

BarRun 2013 - Sundown Marathon 2013


Well, not exactly an official BarRun since there was no official invitation for the BarFlies to come run.

Still, we have a tiny handful running. That's KingMeng and his aunt on the left and the Yum Yum Long Legs Aloe between the two guys.

Airpork as chio as I last saw her like what? 4 years ago, went off running with her colleagues. Still, it was nice to be able to say hi before we ran our separate ways.

My timing of 1hr 18mins was a mixed bag of feelings.

On one hand, I was glad that I managed to finish the run in a single puff, and very comfortably if I may add, despite laying off training for an entire month due to my work relocation.

I took a lesson from running veteran Adrian from RunForFunds as I made sure I taped up my 4th toe and my left arch, before putting on two layers of socks. Result? No blister at all and I finished the run comfortably.

Surprisingly, there was no aching or soreness after the run sans a tightness at the back of my right knee.

On the other hand, I was disappointed as I have been training since December last year and was close to cracking the 60-minute mark only to be disrupted and have everything undone is just mere 4 weeks.

As I ran, my confidence took a big hit as I now contemplate switching down to 10K instead of the 21K for StanChart, at year end, as originally planned.

Thoughts on this run? I am not particularly happy with the route as there were a couple of bottle necks along the way jamming up route. I won't complain about the start-of-race traffic jam as that happens to every run. It was inevitable.

So that still makes the Real Run as my favourite run so far. The worst has got to be the Mizuno Wave Run. Incompetent organisation and coordination. Hope they are better now but it is irrelevant to me now that it has been struck off my list of runs to participate.

Anyway, I ran with the Wahoo BlueHR Bluetooth 4.0 Heart Rate Monitor and am happy to report that the HRM worked perfectly throughout the entire 10K. I would certainly recommend this to all my friends. Below are the screen caps of my run tracked by Endomondo, which I probably would review this genre of software in another entry sometime in the near future.


There was a slight discrepancy due to the gun time and nett time different. This to due to the sheer number of people at the starting point that it took me three minutes just to get to the starting line after the gun had gone off.

The first indication of fitness, or rather the lack of, is the timing as I clocked less-than satisfactory time. Still, when it comes to timing, several factors come into play and human traffic jam is perhaps to biggest delay of them all.

The other and more important factor was my average heart rate. 172 bpm is really working the ticker really really hard. On a good day, i.e. regular running and in good fitness state, my average heart rate on a 10K run is around 150 to 160 bpm.

The maximum heart rate of 217 was just a one-off jump during the final sprint approaching the finishing line.

Here are the rest of the race details below.


- Voxeros

07 February 2011

Happy Lunar New Year 2011


 I had a good break from work coming back to Singapore for the Lunar New Year.

Very happy to see all the Barflies.

Yeah, that's me (going "WTF?") getting robbed blind by the xmms. Haha....

Happy Lunar New Year from the hive of scum and villany otherwise known as the CowBoyBar.

Image Credit: Big Brown Bear Bear
- Voxeros

30 December 2010

CowBoyBar Entering 2011

I confess.

It's true.

We, the Barflies are a bunch of lousy people.

We say stuff then too humji to admit when confronted face-to-face. We stab you in the back. We are hypocrites who say nice things in front of you, then diss you when you turn your back.

Yes. We, the CowBoyBar, are all that and more.

So?

As far as I am concerned, this is the CowBoyBar that I have grown to love. It is an eclectic melting pot of many people and equal as many personalities.

I have come to learn to love them and accept them all. Sure there are some pretty difficult ones but we just stay out of each other's way to maintain the peace in the bar.

It's true. We can't be very gum with each and everyone of them. Some more, some less. But at the very least, we always try our very best to accommodate and in the worst case scenario, siam one side lor.

The CowBoyBar, to borrow a cliche, is a hotel where people come in, people stay and people leave.

It's just part of the day in the CowBoyBar.

All I can say about the CowBoyBar is that it is not for everybody.

So it is pretty normal to have people come in, realise it's not their cuppa tea and then leave.

I won't say that those who leave are too good for the CowBoyBar but neither would I say that their are not good enough to be accepted.

I'd just say that the CowBoyBar is not suitable for the said person.

My only beef is that when one wishes to leave the group, don't make a big hoohah about you and how the CowBoyBar has wrong you.

If you want to leave, just leave.

I wish you well and will say a friendly and SINCERE hello should we meet on the streets.

Perhaps it was our mistake to open the doors just so easily. I remembered I have to show my banana just to be bestowed a Gunslinger.

Going into 2011, I say we close the door back again.

Happy New Year.

Sincerely,

JayWalk
Sherriff, CowBoyBar
- Voxeros

31 December 2009

Happy New Year 2010


Earlier in the year, some asshat dissed us by calling the CowBoyBar a hive of scum and villany.

That is a lie!! The truth is that we are just pricks. That's all! We ish frenly one!

The New Year's Eve celebration at the Haus Of Tiong is a much subdued affair as compared to a week ago where we rang in Christmas day.

New addition to the BarFlies was Junkey who awed everyone with her fierceness.


I hereby christen her the title of 千酒观音 - Goddess Of A Thousand Shots.

Happy New Year everybody!
- Voxeros

1. siren left...
Friday, 1 January 2010 2:54 pm :: http://yourroyalsiren.blogspot.com/
Steady lah Junkey! I love this woman more and more


2. JayWalk left...
Saturday, 2 January 2010 5:28 pm :: 
Junkey: I think you have a stalker problem liao.....

25 December 2009

The CowBoyBarFlies Illustrated


We had a blast at the Haus Of Tiong celebrating Christmas and as usual, it was funny as hell. We even sang the BarFly Christmas Carol loud loud! Lucky police no come and catch us.

Anyway, mega kudos to Ahtiong73 for splendid clip above which probably sums up the CowBoyBar to a certain extent.

You will definitely need to refer to the BarLingo to understand the inside jokes.

Haha.

Enjoy!

p.s. So who is the cute xmm? *points at RachelTeo's friend*

p.p.s. Ok, that should be Elizabeth. Am I right?

- Voxeros


1. siren left...
Sunday, 27 December 2009 6:51 am :: http://yourroyalsiren.blogspot.com
The video is beyond awesomeness!
And yes, the very cute xmm is Liz. I think it's the name... confirm named Liz one is cute one lor. If I ever hv kids, I'm naming my daughter Liz.


2. JayWalk left...
Monday, 28 December 2009 12:18 am :: 
Siren: I used to like this girl named Elizabeth. *blush*


3. siren left...
Monday, 28 December 2009 4:08 am :: http://yourroyalsiren.blogspot.com
Then if I have a daughter and do name her Liz, I'm keeping her away from you. HAHAHAHA

Merry Christmas 2009

On behalf of the Hive of Scum and Villainy, otherwise known as the CowBoyBarFlies, we wish one and all a Merry Christmas 2009.

Here's our song to you. 

Twelve Days Of Christmas
(Written by the very talented Ahtiong73 .
I wonder if Shirlyn would sing this as we attempt to make an MTV out of it)

On the twelfth day of Christmas, CowBoyBar gave to me... 

The 12th men for the other team (referee kayuuu).*

11 times this week i dun have a seat (on the train).
 
10-Gawd we're almost done. 

Dinner at Mezza-9. **

8 Google Wave invites.

7 NSFW links.

6 hours wasted in office Plurking.

5 PINTS OF SUPERCHILLED KILKENNNNYYY!! ***

4 xmms.

3 Wala furniture

2 MSV headlights

and an AC/DC cd. Hey!


The actual plurk is here.

* Arsenal lost 0-3 to Chelsea on 29 Nov 2009. The refereeing was terrible.

** Ah... the legendary TK carrot chop story. Better to ask the man himself.

*** If 1-for-1, we get 10!

Image Credit: Flickr - Smudie
 - Voxeros

27 November 2009

Hear The Siren Scream!


It was one heck of a birthday bash as we had Terz, Vandalin and Siren all celebrating their birthdays. As with CowBoyBar @ Wala Wala tradition, all birthday boys/girls must take the Waterfall.

It was a great turnout and the place was unfortunately super-packed as a result of a public holiday eve.

Still, it didn't deter us from having not one but (wait for it.... ) THREE WATERFALLS!!!

We were lucky we didn't burn the house down that night.

Anyway, here's best picture of the night.


Check out that ass! Yummy! But better yet, CHECK OUT THAT SMUG GRIN ON VANDALIN'S FACE!!!! Buahahaahah.....

Anyway, for the rest of the flickr set, Click here.

Also, I have the WORLD'S MOST ANNOYING RINGTONE EVAR!!! Click here to download. Courtesy of Her Royal Siren.

Happy Birthday, guys!!!

- Voxeros

1. siren left...
Saturday, 28 November 2009 1:19 am ::
OMG...
Thanks for making my ass famous JW.
And that IS the world's most annoying ringtone. LOL
Great night though. Thanks for everything! xoxo


2. ahtiong73 left...
Saturday, 28 November 2009 10:02 am
ok i ginna use that as her ringtone!


3. JayWalk left...
Saturday, 28 November 2009 3:46 pm :: 
Siren: You're most welcome!

Ahtiong73: better yet, we will ALL use that as our ringtone when we next gather. haha!


4. Vandalin left...
Wednesday, 9 December 2009 5:41 pm :: http://vandalin.blogspot.com
And I was thinking to myself... what a wonderful world


5. JayWalk left...
Thursday, 10 December 2009 8:14 am :: 
Vandalin: You lucky bastard.

22 November 2009

CowBoyBar Run - 22 Nov 2009


It wasn't a big turn out but heck, it was still a great run. The weather was perfect. Sunny and windy. Can't ask for more.

Great timing too! 7km in 39 mins!

WOOTS!

p.s. My heartrate monitor transmitter is officially screwed up. Time to bring it back to the shop.

- Voxeros

11 October 2009

Happy 21st R3gular!!

 

This cannot be explained but Happy 21st anyway.

Welcome to the CowBoyBar. The hive of scum and villanny.Good thing I made booking for the grass patch.

Photo Credit: Terz
- Voxeros

1. Chocolate gal left...
Sunday, 11 October 2009 9:21 am
Poor r3gular.. violated when drunk..


2. ahtiong73 left...
Sunday, 11 October 2009 3:06 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vA73uLAyYN0


3. TK left...
Sunday, 11 October 2009 6:10 pm
Wakakakaka... where's the hat? still in one piece?


4. starmist left...
Sunday, 11 October 2009 8:58 pm
haha! tiong & toyboy are scandalous! didn't know they swing that way.

06 July 2009

Dumbass Of The Week XI

 

So some dude participated in a discussion on Plurk and got into some difference of opinions with a few folks in there.

And it just so happened that the two or three opposing views are part of the CowboyBar , then suddenly the rest of us are all "scums and villains"?

So we are now down to name calling now?

Ok. Fine. Here's one for you.


DUMBASS.
 
- Voxeros

23 March 2009

CowBoyBar Revisited


What can I say? The BarFlies really know how to have fun.

As I was looking at this picture, I was thinking how far the CowBoyBar has come. Granted that many of the pioneer members are no longer around, we make it up with new active Barflies to keep the LongKangFairies busy.

Pardon the pixelation of the faces above as I gave up trying to figure out who needs to stay anonymous and who don't. Anyway, what you see above is a mere fraction of this societé clandestine. We are actually quite big in numbers that it is quite scary.

We can easily take over a pub by virtue of our sheer numbers. Hmm... time for another Martell DeathMatch for the newbies? We haven't exactly executed a Gecko Run but we have since delivered several numbers of Waterfalls and Chocolate Cake shooters.

For the uninitiated, click here for a brief history of the CowBoyBar. Like I said, people come, people stay and people go. It is after all a bar concept. Sure not everybody can get along well with everybody else, those that don't are wise enough to maintain their distance so as to maintain the peace within the secret circle.

The picture above as you can see was our regular Thursday Wala Wala circa 05 Mar 2009. We didn't need to make special arrangement to get everybody there.

Just a simple Plurk or sms and we will have enough body count to let any establishment have enough revenue to see another day.

The CowBoyBar is an eclectic melting pot of many colourful characters like:
  • The girl who cannot sleep without her riding crop.
  • The girl who gets high on water and air.
  • The guy who literally rolled down the stairs of Wala Wala just so he can eat the grass at the carpark outside.
  • The guy whose main aim in life is that top the leading scoreboard of the LongKangFairy award.
  • The girl whom you will need two phone books to stand on lest you are talking to her boobs.
  • Speaking of boobs, the girl whom you will need a straw to breathe while you are buried in there.
  • The guy who brings Palm Oil when he travels.... and it's not for cooking.
  • The guy who must never go Dragon-Fly on a Sunday night lest the ToyBoy himself wants to be eaten alive and literally by the Cougars.
  • The guy who is a PricK Rice Nick Lice Rick Price wannabe with a fierce looking DSLR... but no film.
  • The girl who would sue your ass off with her orange pointed comb.
  • The girl who hates people staring at her headlights despite the fact that she was the one who put them on HIGH BEAM.
  • The guy who is the lucky bastard boyfriend of Headlights and is secretly having designs on her twin sister. 4 headlights better than 2.
  • The guy who is such a decent and nice bloke that no one can find fault with him. Even when caught with a happy scratching post.
  • The guy who attempts to Waterfall every newbie XMM.
  • The girl with the pink nipplehs and oh yes. Beautiful set of pearlie whites.
  • The island girl with the little white hands and LOVES to give everybody lap dances.
  • The guy who is the serial rapist that goes into a trance whenever the band plays.
  • The girl who knows only 1 Chinese song which ironically is named "Silence".
  • The guy who sleeps with the Transformer helmet on.
  • The girl who is the wife who has to sleep next to the Transformer guy snoring like Darth Vader.
  • The girl who gets high pinching nipples, scratching and biting when drunk.
  • The guy who gets high being nipple pinched, scratched and bitten when sober.
  • The girl who has achieved GOD status at the arcade AND Hokkien profanity vocabulary.
  • The guy who is the other lucky bastard who is the boyfriend.
  • AND THE HEROIN STONER CHICK WHO RISKED LIFE AND LIMB TO CLIMB ON A HIGH STOOL TO TAKE THIS PHOTO....... ...JUDGING FROM EVERYBODY'S WIDE GRINS. SHE PROBABLY ZHAO KNG-ED.

  • JUST TO NAME A FEW.
Welcome to the CowBoyBar.
- Voxeros

1. nerak left...
Sunday, 22 March 2009 11:37 pm
special mention!
Wa..sibeh song!!!


2. msvindicta left...
Monday, 23 March 2009 12:11 am
eh, just because they're on high beam doesn't means i deserve a nickname can!
but yea, thank you for the special mention! heh.


3. ahtiong73 left...
Monday, 23 March 2009 2:14 am
Nice post.
Glad to have met many of you.
Someday..they will name an actual bar after us....


4. JD left...
Monday, 23 March 2009 11:52 am
why no thanks to the photographer who risk her life standing on a bar stool... tsk~ I ish hurted.


5. TSSD left...
Monday, 23 March 2009 12:20 pm
The guy who literally rolled down the stairs of Wala Wala just so he can eat the grass at the carpark outside. Nah Beh!
Nice entry though


6. Gingerbreadman left...
Monday, 23 March 2009 1:21 pm
orrrh, JW forgot JD. Jialattttt


7. Top Scorer in Long Kang Fairy left...
Monday, 23 March 2009 11:32 pm
i wonder should i be proud or sia sway about scoring the most in Longkang Fairy award?


8. dude playing a dude disguised as left...
Tuesday, 24 March 2009 2:41 am
thanks for the mention, but I must protest against your not so apt description of me.


9. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 24 March 2009 7:41 am :: 
nerak: Whoa...... keep your panties on!!

msvindicta: So they ARE really on high beam..... kekekekeeke

AhTiong73: Someday, we will drink it dry and wreck it to pieces too. Oh and they must have Boddingtons, Kilkenny, Glemorangie and WATERFALLLLLLLLLL!!!!

JD: Orh lah. Orh lah. *sayang* I go add now ok?

TSSD: You need more vege in your diet anyway.

Gingerbreadman: ADDED LIAO LAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Top LKF Scorer: Be proud, my child. Be proud.

dude playing a dude: Well, it depends on who you are anyway. Besides, if you can't tell that the description is not accurate, then it is. Otherwise, you won't think that was you in the first place right?


10. starm|st left...
Tuesday, 24 March 2009 11:10 am
HAHA thanks for that... :P


11. Ruok left...
Wednesday, 25 March 2009 1:26 pm
Who's the rapist and why is he not arrested yet?


12. Nick left...
Sunday, 29 March 2009 3:27 am :: http://lee-nick.blogspot.com
ehhh... don't have mine hor? or i ish don't know about it? lol


13. JayWalk left...
Sunday, 29 March 2009 5:49 pm :: 
Starmist: You're most welcome.

ruok: Cannot reveal the true identity of the serial rapist lah. As much as he is an arsehole, his privacy must still be respected lor. Who ah? =P

nick: You are in the list too. Under "just to name a few".


14. nerak left...
Sunday, 29 March 2009 8:19 pm
HAHAHAHA..
Just to name a few sia...


15. Chocolate gal left...
Monday, 30 March 2009 1:20 pm
suddenly i'm glad i very normal and in the "rest".. muaahhahaa


16. JayWalk left...
Monday, 30 March 2009 11:50 pm :: 
nerak: I am sure the list will continue to grow.

Chocolate Gal: Eh. you long time never come out liao leh...


17. nadnut left...
Wednesday, 1 April 2009 1:37 am :: http://nadnut.com
wah phew! heng i'm normal :P


18. nick left...
Wednesday, 1 April 2009 4:45 pm :: http://lee-nick.blogspot.com
hahahaha


19. JayWalk left...
Saturday, 4 April 2009 10:37 am :: 
nadnut: Oh really? Read again!

nick: =)


20. oldlee left...
Friday, 14 May 2010 12:15 am :: http://oldlee.tumblr.com
wait ah, am I on it?


21. JayWalk left...
Friday, 14 May 2010 8:09 am :: 
Oldlee: This picture was taken on 05 Mar 2009 and so no, you were not mentioned in the entry coz you weren't there that evening. Each description in there is about a single individual who were there that night.... well... most of them.

01 January 2009

Happy New Year 2009 (NSFW)


Lucky Bastard

The year 2009 was one where I ushered in via a rather unusual fashion.

I left my place at around 9+ supposedly to meet up with the rest of the gang before we all cab down to St James Power Station together. Unfortunately, due to someone who was "gone-ded" shortly after I arrived, we never made it beyond St Jeff's Power Living Room which I hereby christened it as the WiiSky Bar.

WiiSky Bar was lotsa fun with the loser downing a shot each time.

One thing I did learn...

Video Taken Offline At The Request Of The CB Sishtars.

... is that Alcohol + CharBor + Wii = Damaged Ear Drums Of A Blushing Pirate.

Allow me to introduce CowboyBar's very own Arcade Lian and Arcade Huay aka the CB Sishtars.

Lai lai, come and guess which one of the CB Sishtars below is the camwhore.

Video Taken Offline At The Request Of The CB Sishtars.

Pardon the quality as it was taken off my mobile phone which the ladies mistaken as a still camera, hence the lack of inhibition. Hur hur hur......

We also have 2 LongKang Fairy awards!

I wonder what if we hold another one of these Wii parties at one of their homes? Hmm.... *evil plan hatching*
So anyway, so much for the update here as I wish one and all a very Happy New 2009!

P.S. I am so going to die by the time the CB Sishtars find out about the video clips.

- Voxeros


1. ahtiong73 left...
Thursday, 1 January 2009 3:43 pm
heng my teewee still safe..for now


2. Gary left...
Thursday, 1 January 2009 4:35 pm
you have made some of the barflies famous. hee.


3. JayWalk left...
Thursday, 1 January 2009 4:51 pm :: 
AhTiong73: But weren't you hoping to get a new 60" replacement?

Gary: Wait till CowBoyCaleb picks this up. THEN they will be really famoose.


4. CoWg0eSm0o left...
Thursday, 1 January 2009 5:04 pm
heee cowboycaleb sick leh. oh well... soon lah. when ppl see the headlights, sure cum 1. i mean, come visit.


5. TSSD left...
Thursday, 1 January 2009 5:08 pm
who the 2 merlion?


6. Ruok left...
Thursday, 1 January 2009 5:11 pm
why NSFW ah?


7. JayWalk left...
Thursday, 1 January 2009 5:18 pm :: 
CowG0esM0o: I sms CowBoyCaleb liao. Let's see how it goes from here.

TSSD: I hereby confer the award of LongKang Fairy of the Lorong AhSoo Order to Gary and LongKang Fairy of the Lorong AhSoo Taxi Order to Arcade Huay.

ruok: Language a bit the coarse to be blasting loud loud in the office, no?


8. darkelfin left...
Thursday, 1 January 2009 6:02 pm
NABEH LA......jin glam lor. :p


9. msvindicta left...
Thursday, 1 January 2009 6:47 pm
omfg!
i knew something was amiss when you took out your hp and kept aiming it at us.
wtf man. okay, i no face liao.


10. CoWg0eSm0o left...
Thursday, 1 January 2009 10:04 pm
msvindicta, next time must bring plastic bag go over cover face liao. =)


11. 1121 left...
Friday, 2 January 2009 12:01 am
yeah lo! and i saw the red light is on... i was thinking wat is he doing..... tsktsk. My controller should be flying to someone next time =P=P


12. JayWalk left...
Friday, 2 January 2009 9:20 am :: 
darkelfin: Next one you come lor.

msvindicta: Don't worry. We still lub you.

CowG0esM0o: Cannot lah. Put liao. Cannot see, then how to Wii?

1121: That's for seeing my mobile phone no up. Can do many things one!


13. starm|st left...
Friday, 2 January 2009 9:53 am
laughs. really very lian and huayish!!


14. JayWalk left...
Friday, 2 January 2009 2:47 pm :: 
starmist: You should come join us for the next session!


15. starm|st left...
Saturday, 3 January 2009 5:49 pm
yah, invite me kay! but but but.. msv is really very scary when high/drunk, judging from the vidz. must steer clear of her, wait she hit me with the wii how..


16. msvindicta left...
Sunday, 4 January 2009 1:32 am
i won't one starmist! :D
trust me!


17. JayWalk left...
Sunday, 4 January 2009 8:25 pm :: 
starmist & msvindicta: No lah. MSV not THAT violent lah. At most, hide behind me lor.


18. CoWg0eSm0o left...
Sunday, 4 January 2009 11:42 pm
jaywalk, u ask msv stay behind u?!?! later she "thousand yrs of pain" ya then u know. (for more info, refer here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnJdGc5a98c)

starmist, there's a upcoming wii party.. wait PM me...


19. JayWalk left...
Monday, 5 January 2009 8:58 am :: 
CowG0esM0o: Not msv lah. I meant Starmist lah.


20. starm|st left...
Wednesday, 7 January 2009 8:19 pm
haha ok msv i believe you!


21. JayWalk left...
Wednesday, 7 January 2009 11:06 pm :: 
Starmist: You better believe. Wait later Msvindicta hoot you then you know.


22. starm|st left...
Thursday, 8 January 2009 10:33 pm
eh, how come my comment got cut into half? :/
it's okie, msv can come sayang me anytime. just no violence can liao..


23. JayWalk left...
Monday, 12 January 2009 6:36 pm :: 
starmist: msv will sayang you violently.

09 July 2008

Hi Plurk, Bye Twitter.


My thanks to KosherJellyFish, MsVindicta and her sister (got blog?) for trying to help with above spoof ad.

Thanks!

It was hilarious when KosherJellyFish cried out that she couldn't bend my "twitter". Too hard! Genghis Khan Horse!! LOL!!

Well, it looks like the CowBoyBar is making a mass exodus over from Twitter to Plurk. Possibly due to the frustrating frequent downtimes of the former servers for all sorts of reasons ranging from server overload, to technical maintenance, to blah blah blah.

Sorry Twitter, we are not patient people who just sit around waiting for you guys to figure this out.

Still Twitter does have it's advantages, one of which is the ability to receive twits via SMS. The interface is also neater and less tiresome from having to click all over the place.

However, this is just the initial stages as I slowly gotten used to moving around Plurk already and not be as flustered as before.

Ready to sound the death knell of Twitter then? Well, perhaps not quite yet as I am still using Twitter's feed widget for my blog on the right side column. For some strange reason, the script from Plurk's feed widget interferes with the script of my Tagboard. Dunno why.

So for now, I am using Plurk and through Feedtwitter to relay the feed from Plurk over to Twitter.

Come join the CowBoyBar on Plurk today!

- Voxeros

1. Linny. left...
Wednesday, 9 July 2008 7:42 pm :: http://linnny.blogspot.com
Plurk is plurking addictive.


2. JayWalk left...
Thursday, 10 July 2008 10:42 am :: 
Linny: Yah lor... I oso say...

01 April 2008

April Fool's Day 2008

From the crew of Mistress Grace, CowBoyCaleb, JesuaFreak, CowGoesMoo, Cool402, Dowagr and myself, we would like to wish everybody, especially those in the CowBoyBar, a Happy April's Fool Day!!!\

So what is the con of the year? 

There is no such person as Nurse Debbie Koh!!

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, we created the fictional character and took turns playing her role on MSN as well as the in the CowBoyBar!

Anyway, while it was just pranking fun, we do apologise in advance if we have hurted/cheeted/bruffed your fweelings.

Don't angry hor?

Love,                               .

The April Fool 2008 Crew



Background

The idea of Nurse Debbie for April Fool's Prank 2008 was conceived 3 weeks before D-Day. There were quite a bit of preparation work done prior to launching her onto the CowBoyBar.
  • First, it has to be a girl coz the CowBoyBar has a lot of cheehongkias friendly people who make friends readily.

  • We throw in the bit about her being a nurse cause the CowboyBar has a lot of cheehongkias just to facilitate more topics for discussion.

  • We profile Debbie as one who is young, nubile, fun, sporting and a bit on the naive side so that the cheehongkias think that they have an opening for expliotation.

  • We also create an email account for her to sign up onto the CowBoyBar as well as to have an MSN account that we take turns to man the Debbie Hotline.

  • Her background was that she is the little sister of my long-time good buddy and has the longest crush on me since. However, portraying that I only treat her like a little sister, stirs up a little of emotional frustration and vulnerability so that the cheehongkias think that they have an opening for expliotation.

  • We also assign a different topic for her over the 3 weeks in order to maintain interest and ample supply of topics to chat about.


    - Week 1 - Introduction and Hello.

    - Week 2 - Debbie "Goes Out" With JesuaFreak.

    - Week 3 - Debbie "Quarrels" With Mistress Grace.

  • All of us "chat" with Debbie like she is a real person on the bar, to create the impression that Debbie is real. Nobody suspected that we were in fact talking to ourselves! LOL!

  • The going out with Debbie never took place coz Debbie never existed but JesuaFreak and CowGoesMoo played along to lend further credibility to Debbie's existence by providing "3rd Party Witnesses". We almost botched the whole prank when we tried to post a photo of "Debbie" only to be spotted by the sharp-eyed DuaPaiLang that it was a fake. We then make the excuse of attributing that to CowGoesMoo trying to con all of us. Thankfully, nobody said anything thereafter and we were back on track pushing forward to 01 Apr 2008.

  • Admittedly, we did run out of steam towards the end as we were all pretty bogged down by our respective work (Quarter-End of the year) and we did think about abandoning the whole project. The beauty of this prank was that there was the Abort Button always on standby to grant us the easy escape route. To get out, all we had to do is to just make Debbie disappear and no one would be the wiser.

  • The Grand Finale would be the quarrel between Mistress Grace and Debbie where we would be shooting everybody, who got caught in between the crossfire, down. (See above link)
Anyway, to all those who got duped. Happy April Fool's Day! Don't kill us!!



Award Time

We have created a Nurse Debbie Award 2008 for the one we think was most duped. There were many candidates but it was decided that the winner is.....


BARFFIE
Nurse Debbie Award 2008

When the quarrel started, Barffie was so kan cheong that she MSN-ed me to help resolve the conflict since I was the common denominator between the two bickering parties.

Barffie as we can see, is a kind soul who had the misfortune to kena set up by us.

Sorry lah... dounch angwee ok? We buy you supper when I come back, ok?




CowBoyBar

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this is the CowBoyBar for you. A bladdy haywiring town of anarchy. Sign up @ http://cowboybar.liquidblade.com today!



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- Voxeros

1. Waffle left...
Tuesday, 1 April 2008 1:58 pm :: http://waffle.wordpress.com
Wah... That's very nice for an April's Fool joke... At least I wasn't one of the Cheehongkia trying to buaya Debs... =/


2. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 1 April 2008 2:23 pm :: 
Waffles: Welcome to the blog. So you may have escaped this year. I wish you luck if you can get away next year!


3. barffie left...
Tuesday, 1 April 2008 3:17 pm
BAH.


4. sunflower left...
Tuesday, 1 April 2008 3:56 pm
Off Topic
Walau, the nurse SoooooOoo sexy


5. starm|st left...
Tuesday, 1 April 2008 6:45 pm :: http://starmist.liquidblade.com
ok.. i WAS DUPED AS WELL. -__-" thought who that hot nurse was. you guys have too much free time leh!


6. Ruok left...
Tuesday, 1 April 2008 8:10 pm
Actually hor, she's not the first fake female on the bar. Kekekeke ...


7. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 1 April 2008 11:28 pm :: 
Barffie: Awww Barffie!!! We love you!!! Buy you supper ok??

Sunflower: That's Betty Boop, a character from an old cartoon.

StarMist:' Happy April Fool's Day. Hope you had fun!

ruok: I don't supposed the first fake female would be you? Or you you referring to KM in his pinafore during Virtual Insanity?


8. davienne left...
Wednesday, 2 April 2008 3:12 pm :: http://davienne.blogspot.com
haha!! super funny ! am going to add that my april fools blog list!


9. Missy left...
Wednesday, 2 April 2008 6:19 pm :: http://missyling.wordpress.com/
if we keep really quiet, we can hear the hundreds of disappointed sighs/grunts.


10. Ruok left...
Wednesday, 2 April 2008 8:18 pm
Nope... there was a reason why "she" was in the bar, and also why she has never been revealed to-date.


11. JayWalk left...
Wednesday, 2 April 2008 11:01 pm :: 
davienne: Welcome to the blog! Glad you enjoyed the prank. Man... it has been a tough 3 week pulling this one off!

Missy: Counting the number of cheehongkias we have in the bar, I would say you are probably quite accurate on that count. =P

ruok: Oh pray tell!!

20 January 2008

CowBoyBar Reloaded

CowBoyBar has once again reach another milestone. We are reloading CowBoyBar!

From the humble beginnings at Google Groups (where we eventually got evicted coz we were overloading the server with our traffic) to the ill-fated Yahoo Groups and finally to the present Liquidblade domain, CowBoyBar has certainly come a long way.

Along the way, we made new friends and we lose some along the way too. As the word Bar suggest, it is a place where people come, people stay and people go. What's important is that we all had a good and memorable time (sans a quarrel here and a break up there) while we are making merry in the bar.

Over time, like any old house, clutter starts to accumulate and it has finally gotten to a point where sweeping and mopping the floors no longer works and hence calls for something more drastic like that of a full reset.
And so, here we are. CowBoyBar 2008.

We did make some backups here and there like membership roll and some of the more important threads like Martell Death Match (!), Members' Blog Directory and Members' Birthday List, etc., but other than those, it's deletesville as we start from a clean slate.

Everything is gone. It's a brand new day today!

So that's for a short introduction to the CowBoyBar leading up to today.

So what's next as far as the CowBoyBar is concerned?

Well, good news is that CowBoyBar is now re-opened for membership registration for a limited period only. Originally, it was a closed private forum as we want to keep unwanted people out (flamers, lamers and trolls) and with a smaller number of members, it is easier to form closer friendships as well as to maintain the quality standards of the CowBoyBar.

For newbies, here's what to expect.
  1. If you an unregistered visitor, you will be able to view and read some of the thread categories but you will not be able to comment in any of them.
  2. Upon approval of your application, you will be granted Grasshopper Status where it is a probationary membership of sorts. We are looking for members who will be active in the CowBoyBar. As with all forums everywhere, we more often than not, get people who signed up and never to return after a couple of weeks when the euphoria is dissipated and the dust is settled. That means more clutter that the Mods will have to clean up.
  3. There is no hard and fast rule to how to get promoted to Gunslinger Status which effectively is full membership. However, being an active member is generally a very good rule of thumb as well as meeting the rest of the BarFlies in person when we have outings or events.

    Once you are a GunSlinger, the rest of the forum will be accessible to you and you will have more areas to chat and explore.
Click Here to goto the Front Door Of The CowBoyBar. Do look around although I have to say since this is the 2nd day of the reset, the public area doesn't have much to look at but we are steadily getting everything up to speed even as we speak. Sign up if you are interested and for an introductory period only, all applications will be approved and granted Grasshopper Status.

We look forward to welcoming you.

Cheers.

    Fellow Blogger Plugger List
- Voxeros

15 January 2008

Wah Tio Si Magic Pony Liao!


RedQueen and FatKitten flew up to Hong Kong for the first time and being the good guys that we were, CowboyCaleb and I traveled down all the way from Spitland to meet up with them and to show them around.


Seeing that we were going to party into the night, CowboyCaleb booked a hotel room, the day before, for the night and for the sake of convenience, we booked it at the same hotel that they were staying.

So anyway, making our way down as rather smooth, not many cars surprisingly on a Saturday night, we were making good time via car > border check point > bus to Wan Chai > MTR to Central, then we hopped into a cab from the Central MTR station to the hotel.

JayWalk: Mm goy, Bishop Lei Zao Dim. (Translate: Bishop Lei Hotel, please)

Cabbie: Bee Sop Lay? Meh yeh lay gar? (Translate: Bee Sop Lay? What is that?)

CowboyCaleb handed me the hotel confirmation print out and I showed it to the Cabbie pointing to the hotel details.

JayWalk: Er.... Lor Bin Sarn Lok, gor dou. (Translate: It's at Robinson Road.)

Cabbie: Orh.... hoh qi gor kor Wai Em See Ay hai mar? (Translate: Oh. It's the one that is like a YMCA i.e. Christian hostel.)

JayWalk: Hai lah. Hai gor kam lah. (Translate: Yes. That's the one.)

Next thing you know, we were "Initial D-ed" all the way up the Mid-Levels and had there not been the grab handles, the maniac cabbie would have had the two of us sliding all over the vinyl backseat, polishing it with our butts to a nice shiny sheen.

HKD 25 later, we are at our destination and I looked up at the building to find out what it is called in Cantonese, in case we needed to take cab back here again.

I looked up (see picture above) and uh-oh.... In Cantonese, it is pronounced as Hong Gay and I was thinking Gay + Hong Kan = Hong Gay.

I was joking to CowboyCaleb, that maybe this Bishop Lei like little boys one.

Then when we got to our room hor.....


WAH LAN EH!!!! LIKE THAT CALL "TWIN ROOM" HAR??!!?
Can the beds get any closer or not??!! KNNBCCB!!!!


Then I was thinking in my head hor. "Eh... why this CowboyCaleb is called CowBoy har?"
Siao liao.... I think lim peh gim meh tio si Magic Pony liao.... 

Image Credit: http://www.asiatravel.com
- Voxeros

1. aloe left...
Tuesday, 15 January 2008 9:41 am :: http://www.xanga.com/aloeve
Er? The actual twin room looks different from the picture posted leh.


2. Ruok left...
Tuesday, 15 January 2008 10:02 am
make sure u saddle up properly hor.


3. Red Queen left...
Tuesday, 15 January 2008 10:28 am
Kauz.. You have lost all credibility.. post simi picture oso no one believe sia...


4. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 15 January 2008 11:13 am :: 
aloe: Well, this was the picture that I took. Perhaps there is another room that looked different? Perhaps at a higher price? Ours is the cheapest.

ruok: Yee haw!!!

Red Queen: Me lose credibility? Wait till they see your pictures!!


5. spinnee left...
Tuesday, 15 January 2008 1:34 pm
twin bed indeed... so did u two sleep side by side? *burst out laffing*


6. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 15 January 2008 1:45 pm :: 
Spinnee: Everything was a blur that night. I think I was on top? :P


7. naeboo left...
Tuesday, 15 January 2008 8:43 pm
so, did he pretend to be sleeping and then rub against u??


8. sunflower left...
Tuesday, 15 January 2008 11:25 pm
I thot u will be below :P


9. Kelly left...
Tuesday, 15 January 2008 11:58 pm :: http://www.kellchan.blogspot.com/
Brokeback mountain (Spitland version)...


10. JayWalk left...
Wednesday, 16 January 2008 1:31 am :: 
naeboo: If only it was just rubbing..... haiz.... T_T

sunflower: Depends on what position right?

Kelly: Excuse me. It was Hong Kong version.


11. Red Queen left...
Wednesday, 16 January 2008 10:12 am
Orh.. post lor.... But make sure u photoshop until swee swee then post hor....


12. Chocolate gal left...
Wednesday, 16 January 2008 10:57 am
So u two take turns on the top or who's the gal in the first place? U got the gal gal look _


13. JayWalk left...
Wednesday, 16 January 2008 1:15 pm :: 
Red Queen: I ish gentleman one. I won't release them to the public domain.

Jaschoc: Don't tell you!


14. starm|st left...
Wednesday, 16 January 2008 3:25 pm :: http://foronemoreday.wordpress.com
oh no poor cowboy! he must have been properly traumatised.


15. JayWalk left...
Wednesday, 16 January 2008 4:45 pm :: 
Starmist: Welcome to the blog. No see your on CowBoyBar these days leh.

Anyway, I think I more tramautised than CowBoyCaleb leh.


16. starm|st left...
Wednesday, 16 January 2008 8:53 pm :: http://foronemoreday.wordpress.com
yeah, hvnt been in there for a (long) while. donch worry, cbc is harmless. unless he is drunk. hur hur.


17. JayWalk left...
Wednesday, 16 January 2008 10:50 pm :: 
Starmist: Ahh... I take it that you were there at Wala Wala when it happened. Well, like I said in my comment on your blog. Come back to the Bar! Come back! We missed you!


18. hiaoauntie left...
Thursday, 17 January 2008 12:18 am
your backside pain or not?


19. JayWalk left...
Thursday, 17 January 2008 1:35 am :: 
Hiao Auntie: Why? You want to sayang it har?


20. Chocolate gal left...
Thursday, 17 January 2008 9:59 pm
Your backside smelly liao.. tsk tsk


21. JayWalk left...
Friday, 18 January 2008 8:52 am :: 
Chocolate Gal: If you haven't been sniffing my arse, how would you know?


22. hiaoauntie left...
Saturday, 19 January 2008 1:12 pm
don't you think 3 is a crowd??? kekekek.....


23. JayWalk left...
Saturday, 19 January 2008 2:41 pm :: 
Hiao Auntie: You don't hear any complains about the Holy Trinity, now do you?


24. littlecartnoodles left...
Monday, 21 January 2008 12:16 am :: http://littlecartnoodles.blogspot.com
The first character is not pronounced "Hong" in Cantonese, but "Wung" (rhymes with "hung")


25. JayWalk left...
Monday, 21 January 2008 11:06 am :: 
Littlecartnoodles: Welcome to the blog! Well, you must understand my cantonese is half past six one and at that time, I read it as Hong.

Well, either well, it's still Hung Kan!