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11 May 2007

Kids Of Singapore Today?

Last month, there was a case of 4 school kids (presumably playing truant) getting swept away by the strong currents as they entered the Sungei Pandan canal to retrieve a mobile phone. Unfortunately one girl did not make it as she was found drowned further downstream.

Click here for the news article.

As if the situation isn't tragic enough, up sprang a blog entry from one of her school mates gloating over her death and claimed that the victim deserved her tragic end.

Click here for the news article.

Naturally, this sparked a huge furore over her insensitive remarks and was blasted all over her blog as well as the blogosphere so much so that she had to delete her blog.

Unfortunately, her blog entry was captured by someone on the internet and was reproduced verbatim via an alternative URL.

Click here for the blog entry mirror.
Anyway, this entry is not aimed to talk about the tragic accident. Neither is it commenting on Wong Wan Tian's entry.

Firstly, it was an accident and I believe the media has already done all the coverage that needs to be done. Anything else from me would have been redundant. Secondly, I have nothing to comment about Wan Tian as I don't see much harm in it. All the angsts are just part and parcel of the rebellious teen phase that a person goes through. In short, she is just a kid so don't expect her to be as mature as any adult. Heck, we still see adults behaving like kids. No?

Instead what caught my eye was the way she writes as well as all the comments that she got from what I presumed to be her peers i.e. around her age.

Read this (if you can):

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a~ uu nahh buayy chee byee, d0nn sayy uu buayy ta hann ms k0hh 0r simii, is limm beii see till uu, ii kuaa buayy l0o liia0oxx. uu thinkk la, nahh beii chee bye. y shee alivee wanna beatt uu? uu still sayy f0rr n0o fuckingg ppl? uu nv d0nne aniithgg tt meann ppl hatee uu ppl will beatt uu ma? thinkk la h0rxx. andd yr chee bye binn, knn. UU AREE A DISGRACEE T0 GALL LA, YR NAHH BEII CHEE BYE M0UTHH ANDD YR CHEE BYE BINN ANDD YR CHEE BYE B0DYY, KNN. hw 0ldd lia0oxx? still 3 year 0ldd sii b0o? ppl buyy uu candyy, uu sayy tt guyy gd pers0nn, ppl treatt uu badd sc0ldd themm andd crustt themm? andd m0stt fuckk tupp is YY S0O HUMM JII? B0O JII SAYY WHENN SE ALIVEE ANDD D0NN DAREE SAYY INFR0NTT 0F PPL? NAHH BEII CHEE BYE LA UU. KII H0NGG KANN LA UU, H0RR KA0O KANN LA, KNN. ANDD II CANN 100% C0MFIRMM TT IF SHE ALVIVEE SHE WILL G0O AFTERR UU DE. BUTT YY S0O HUMM JII HARR UU? DEADD LIIA0OX DE SAYY? uu cann imageine la h0rxx, if uu weree a p0situdee, uu wann yr daughter t0 be likee uu as 0nee? ppl familyy 0rdyy kann sayy liia0oxx le leii. herr mumm still putt 0n a happii facee andd still cheerr up th0see wh0o is sayy yett uu chee byee kann herr, fuckk uu la. D0NN SAYY YR MUMM NT TREATT UU GD. UU THINKK LA H0RXX. UU G0TT MAKEE THEMM TRUSTT UU? BY YR TIIS CHEE BYE ATTUTIDE?
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My question is: Do kids these days speak and write like that???!!

Granted that I am not asking for impeccable Queen's English standard, after all we do write, for fun, in Singlish from time to time too.

But this!

If Singlish is bad English (eventhough I am ok with it), then surely that above gibberish is bad Singlish. Granted that Singlish is not always grammatically correct but at least it is easy to read and understand (from a local standpoint).

A classic example would be that of the now-dormant Rockson Tan. Compared his Singlish to the above. Aiyoh.... read until head can explode, can?

Problem is, this is a problem on our own end. I doubt if those kids have any trouble at all. I'd bet they would be thinking "now what is all the fuss that I am making here?"

Well, this is what worries me. These kids are the future of Singapore. If this is the standard of Singlish (I dare not even mention English yet) of our future generation, we are going to be in big trouble.

Afternote: I hope readers do not misinterpret this entry as seeing people who speak like the above "no up" but I draw a line between Singlish and this. Speaking and writing like the above will do us in, from a long term perspective of us in the global competitive environment.

Before anyone accuse me of being an atas elitist. I am not. I am just wondering if the schools as well as the Ministry of Education are aware of this situation?

- Voxeros

1. zeenie left...
Friday, 11 May 2007 5:53 pm :: http://zeenie.blogspot.com
i agree with you. Could not make out a single coherent sentence in that mess of letters and am infinitely worried about this state of affairs. It seems that standards these days keep dropping and it would be unfair to blame the teachers for it (knee-jerk reaction for some). Sigh.


2. OLLie left...
Friday, 11 May 2007 6:12 pm
hey, i have seen this before. In the way my ex tuition boy typed in msn. Cannot make anything out of it.
Eh. Pardon me for saying this, but he came from a neighbourhood school. I think that's how they all type over there. From what I see, my cousins (age 13 to 17) are alright. Still typing like you and I. So it's not that bad ba.

Anyhow, it might just be a passing phase. Like when I was at the mIRC stage, i could type all the IRC lang easily. It's just a way to fit in I guess. Can switch out of it one la. But it takes time and determination. haha..


3. Pam left...
Friday, 11 May 2007 7:03 pm
I think it's a case of what's trendy and perhaps in this particular case, trying to avoid the tracking things within the internet that will deem it as 'offensive'. You know, like how you avoid the name of the country you live in by substituting it with an !..?

Over here I get emails from university students from all walks of life typing in text speak (u instead of you, fanks instead of thanks, wanna instead of want to etc). My cousin in Australia who is 20 types 'wanna ya' style. which annoys me but hey, she's my cousin and not my employee so I don't pick up on that.

I know of some people who get upset when they get emails that aren't probably capitalised in the right words! So, I think it depends on your tolerance levels and what society in general will tolerate now, and in future. Also, it depends on the context - in the case of a blog, if you speak too 'atas' people may think you are atas and then not read your blog (or worse, kena slammed for trying to be atas). so, teenagers will think it's necc to get down with it and be singlish speakers - at least in Singapore.

Over here, the govt tried to implement this ASBO thing (antisocial behavioural order) where if anyone was caught doing an antisocial act they would be issued with an ASBO. it completely backfired, and alot of people of that type decided that an ASBO was a badge of honour. For me and for most others it would have been super malu, but not these guys.

The point - it is the context that you are writing in. Hopefully these guys will not write this way when they are at the work place or where they need to be serious. Otherwise, I don't see a major problem - as long as they know when to switch. Like when you switch from American-accented english to Singaporean english... yah? If they don't know when or how to switch, now THAT's a problem...:)


4. JayWalk left...
Saturday, 12 May 2007 5:12 am :: 
zeenie: I agree with you that teachers are not to be blamed. At least not entirely. What bugs me is who was the cockanaden that made this trendy?


OLLie: Yeah. I hope this is just a passing phase that the modern teenager has to go through. I just hope that they are able to snap out of it and soon!

Pam: This so called trendy is akin to Louis Vuitton recent disaster of the Red, White and Blue series. (See Below)

What were they thinking?

Anyway, I am ok with people typing "fank u". I do it sometimes myself but hey at least there is some grammatical sense in it.

aNoThEr tHiNg ThAt bUgS mE tO nO eNd iS tHe tYpInG iN aLtErNatE cAPs. Shit man... it took me an entire minute just to type that! Grrrr....

I just hope that it is just a kiddie trend and know when to code switch when the occasion calls for it. I really hope.


5. ris left...
Saturday, 12 May 2007 1:47 pm
Kids nowadays do actually speak and type like that, I think the term for it is called 'teh gong teh siao' / acting blur and crazy. They think it's really cute and fashionable. I guess you can hope that it's just a phase that they go through


6. JayWalk left...
Saturday, 12 May 2007 2:02 pm :: 
ris: Hi ris. Long time no see. I really hope it's a passing phase. Frankly, I don't see how fashionable/trendy this can be? Generation Gap? Haiz.....


7. akk left...
Sunday, 13 May 2007 12:48 pm
eh...actually it's really just a phase. soon when they get older they'll be laughing over what they wrote last time. and you'll always get youngsters to happily learn all the swearwords in the whole world and not be able to complete a normal english book.


8. spinnee left...
Sunday, 13 May 2007 1:39 pm
diao.. i thot my days of writting in caps & off caps are already mind-fucked enuff..
i just practically stop reading after the 1st sentence. anyway she look so pretty, y like that one... =\


9. ris left...
Monday, 14 May 2007 12:32 am
Hi there! Got a job so it was kinda hectic xD well... I guess its called 'the blind following the blind'? They find it boring to just type normally and minding the punctuation as well as the caps, they think they're creating their own rules while 'recreating the alphabet' or maybe that was just me :D


10. JayWalk left...
Monday, 14 May 2007 12:51 am :: 
Akk: Like Pam said, there will be this bunch of kids that will never be able to get past the phase. I worry for them.

Spinnee: I never did notice her picture until you mentioned it. You're right. Quite chio. What a waste hor?

ris: Hope you enjoy the new job! Anyway, like I was telling Akk, I hope they snap out of it fast. It is doing more harm than good.


11. okiedokie left...
Monday, 14 May 2007 12:22 pm
I also stop reading after the first sentence, mainly because my written hokkein not good so hard time trying to decipher them...

basically I felt that no doubt the teenagers will get over that phase of writing, but what worries me is the vulgarity or the magnitude of it. Is there a need to fill the whole entry with vulgarities? I'm not against it, I say it sometimes (silently) too; but to write them down multiple times...vulgarity stays in your mind once you pick it up; we can only learn to control the usage and when to use it. That's what I think..

I quite like typing in AlTeRnAtE CaPs for certain phases like 'HaPpY BiRtHdAy' coz it looks quite nice. & it's quite easy to type, just 1 finger on the 'Shift' and another hand to type. =)


12. JayWalk left...
Monday, 14 May 2007 5:18 pm :: 
okiedokie: Hello!!! Are you new to commenting here? If yes, welcome to the blog! If no, welcome again!

Ehh.... you are the first person I know who like aLtErNaTe cAps. Er... don't mind me asking ah? How old are you? Don't take offense hor. I just curious to know lah. :)


13. okiedokie left...
Monday, 14 May 2007 9:22 pm
yeah, i'm new in the commenting section.
erm...i'm 12....years younger than you (assuming your age as stated in the header is true ;>). I know that I'm old enough NOT to use alternate caps; just use it on special occasions like festivals and birthdays...definitely not for essay-writing!


14. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 15 May 2007 9:37 am :: 
okiedokie: Ok ok... you still got hope. I think we can save you. ahahahahaha.... Anyway, glad to have you here at the blog. Hope to see you regularly. Yah?


15. Pam left...
Tuesday, 15 May 2007 4:19 pm
hey, check out this email from a student of mine... "Hi Kim,

Just wandered did u reach a decision for when you would hole those revision lectures??
 
Thanks"

grammatically correct perhaps, bad spelling, casual writing. and this is at the university...... oh and did I mention, he's a native english speaker?.........1


16. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 15 May 2007 5:57 pm :: 
Pam: Compared to what I've witnessed. This is rather mild.


17. Jane Doe left...
Sunday, 20 May 2007 4:51 am :: http://gottabecrueltobekind.blogspot.com
Yeah... this is something we're all disconcerted about. But you hafta look at the environment these kids are growing up in. I've had my fair share of all this coming outta graduates' mouths, killing my ears. Check it out on my page and you'll totally see what I mean.


18. JayWalk left...
Monday, 21 May 2007 1:21 am :: 
Jane Doe: Thanks for dropping by. Welcome to the blog. I read your blog entry but I tend to give a bit more slack to Singlish. It's the bad Singlish that concerns me.


19. merryfeet left...
Friday, 25 May 2007 10:33 pm :: http://merryfeet.blogspot.com
Hi hi! I came across your blog through Blinkymummy. Nice read! (: esp your acs entry. I'm proud to be part of the acjc (recent) history.

Actually I have to agree with what Ollie said, though that might make me sound elitist. It's probably the environment that they are brought up in, and this habit is more ingrained in their daily work than they themselves realise. It's only through my relief teaching stint at the neighbouring school in vicnity of my residence that I had experience with the neighbourhood school kids that I knew that this was so "rampant". They have never failed in any attempt to split my head into two with sms-es and msn chat filled with alt caps letterings and misspellings. In an attempt to lessen my migraine, I expressed to one the torture that they are putting my poor head through, and was kindly slapped with the following msn reply (trying my best to replicate):

AIYAH TcHER! WieE eUu sO nOtTx CoOl De WoRxX! EvErYbOdIe Is DoINg dIs DeRx, eUu Be MoRe FaShIoNaBlex LarHx... (but you are completely missing the point of English ya know?) eh CheR eUu VerI de OldFaShIoN lEHxX. I NoE eUu nOes Can AlReAdy!.... and (insert my full name) wHy Ur FwEnNstEr PrOfiLe EuU uSee Ur oWnN nAmE dE? so oLdfAsHioN!"
with which I can only reply with a

-_-'''

to preserve my own dignity, character and already "atas" social standing in their eyes. Alamak, i just took like a whole3 minutes to type that thing!

Actually i think lapsing into Singlish and slang at suitable occassions is very ok. It's something that I think only Singaporeans and long time PRs are capable of (: and it's something that we do to fit into the circle that we hang out with. I can only hope that the alt caps and bad grammar don't stick around my l'il kids for long. And in their exam scripts. That's the ultimate disaster man.

And, i am NOT an atas kid. (:


20. JayWalk left...
Saturday, 26 May 2007 1:25 pm :: 
Merryfeet: Holy cow! It took you 3 minute to type. It takes me 5 minutes to read!

I think it is dangerous to equate that to the neighbourhood school. Granted that the correlation statistics may hint towards so, I think it is most unwise to blanket them as such, lest you are ready to brave the flames from the trolls.

Without pointing any fingers at anyone, I just hope it is merely a passing fad that would die off eventually. It is a double-edged sword actually if you think about it. Let it go unchecked and it may infest like weeds. Cull them and risk being labeled as an elitist oppressor hindering the freedom of expression. Either way we lose. :(


21. merryfeet left...
Sunday, 27 May 2007 11:57 am :: http://merryfeet.spaces.live.com
okay, haha. Actually I did think twice before mentioning the part about the neighbourhood school kids, but the conclusion that I came to was that since this is just a passing phase, and a more common phenomenon found in neighbourhood schools than others, it should be rather safe to say that this was due more to the environment they are in, rather than put a noose and generalise that all and only neighbourhood school kids do that. This is not to, in any way, put down those who write in this manner (alt caps).

It's this way because all their friends are doing it, and they find it cute, cool and funky. It is less common in the rest of the schools perhaps because their peers do not find it interesting to write in this manner (inclusive of the written and spoken vulgarities). I do have friends who are in their mid-twenties and still typing alt caps in casual chat functions, and peers in neighbouhood school who speak and type English/good singlish perfectly well, and juniors from the "elite" schools sending me equally head-splitting messages. Perhaps it wouldn't wear off, but hopefully they learn to correct their spelling, grammar, and know the right occssions for such style lor.
I think this can provide the guys in "your generation" with a view of what actually happens in gen-y.
aiya i'm sounding too auntie for my age.


22. JayWalk left...
Monday, 28 May 2007 11:38 pm :: 
Auntie MerryFeet: What d'ya mean "your generation"??!! *sulk*

I supposed I do agree with you that it is more prevalent among the neighbourhood schools. I just hope that the schools are aware of this and are doing something about it.


23. merryfeet left...
Tuesday, 29 May 2007 12:10 pm :: http://merryfeet.spaces.live.com
nothing nothing. gen-x and gen-y disparity.
^_*


24. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 29 May 2007 2:08 pm :: 
Merryfeet: I still young ok!!! I only 25*!!!

* 10th anniversary.


25. Devilcp left...
Monday, 24 March 2008 1:06 pm :: http://worldofdevilcp.blogspot.com/2008/
Totally agree with you on the kids this days. This is not singlish at all. If this becomes a big trend with the kids these days, it's gonna be a big hit to the english education in Singapore. You can check out my own comment about it at http://worldofdevilcp.blogspot.com/2008/03/singlish-is-just-not-my-way.html


26. Yingz left...
Monday, 24 March 2008 1:08 pm
I totally have a headache reading the so called Singlish that they write. It takes me more than 2 times the time I require to read a normal essay. Think the authorities should be noted on this Singapore Gibberish that is poisoning kids these days.


27. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 25 March 2008 9:25 am :: 
Devilcp & Yingz: Welcome to the blog. I am surprised to still get comments for a blog entry that has been a year old. How did you find this entry? I reckoned that it was buried and lost by all the other entrys.

Er... are you two related?

Devilcp: I just went over to your blog and I guess the difference between you and I is that I am slightly more tolerant towards the usage of Singlish. To me, I believe that there is a time and place for each. I see you as taking the safe passage whereby proper English gets you around in all occasions while there are times where usage of Singlish is just asking for trouble.

I supposed if one is able to code-switch fluently between the two, it should be ok as it meant that the command of these two languages are under your control.

Yingz: Gibberish will be a NO for me, under any circumstances. It doesn't even, in my opinion, qualify as Singlish. I am sure the teachers at ground level are aware of this but is this problem feedback up the channel to the Ministry?

I think a big portion of this problem is also the family. If the family talks like this at home, it is hardly suprising that the kid would pick it up and apply it elsewhere.


10 May 2007

The True Meaning Of An ACS Boy

I was chatting with a friend last night and was glad to hear that her son is presently very self motivated to study hard and doing well in school. The reason? The boy wants to transfer to ACS Independent next year.

It warms my heart to hear of children being self motivated to excel. Be it studies or sports or anything that would make a parent proud.

Then for some unknown reason, I said the following:

"I hope he wants to be an ACS Boy for the right reason."

I don't know what came over me when I said that but there has always been a public misconception that the ACS Boy (or students from any of the more well known schools like RI, RGS, etc) are a head above the rest.

Well, this is simply not true. We are the same as everybody else. We are not any more special then the person next to us.

The only difference is that we have a culture of very strong school spirit, a very long history (we are 121 this year!), a very fierce loyalty to our alma mata, a bladdy expensive school badge, we are all expert buayas and we always kachow RI boys.

Last March was my cohort's 20th anniversary, it was to be an event I was eagerly looking forward to. Alas due to my work, I had to miss it as I was stuck in Spitland. Yes, even after 20 years, the strength of the fraternity has not diminished.

I am grateful for what the school has given me. The cliché of "I won't be who I am, had it not been the school whom has given me so much" is shamelessly repeated here.

Granted if you compare the number of A1s that we score or even the number of students with 9A1s or even 10A1s, we are nowhere near the academic powerhouses but to me, grades are not the be all and end of all of what a good school entails. ACS to me, is an institution of a complete wholesome education.

This is what ACS means to all of us:
  • A for Academic Excellence - After all, it is a place of learning. No?
  • C for our Christian faith - but it doesn't mean that we love our brothers who are Hindu, Muslim as well as other religion, any less.
  • S for Sporting Excellence - The best complement to a healthy mind is a healthy body.
However, we also have an "unofficial acronym" for it.
  • Ang moh buay pai.
  • Ch1nese buay sai.
  • Sian char bor sibeh li hai!
Anyway, I hope for my friend's son that he aspires to goto ACS (I) for the well rounded education that we have to offer and not because he wanted to be able to yaya papaya in front of the kids from other schools.

Frankly, there isn't much bragging rights to begin with. So help me God that I will slap his head solid solid one time, if I ever catch him doing it.

...but that is assuming he gets in. 

I wish the kid all the best.

Image Credit: http://www.blueskiescom.com

- Voxeros

1. Chocolate ah gal left...
Thursday, 10 May 2007 10:53 am
If he want to go in just so easier to sian char bor outside... good reason or not?? Heeehee.. kidding lah..


2. JayWalk left...
Thursday, 10 May 2007 11:42 am :: 
Chocolate Ah Gal: *cough* Good. *cough cough*


3. Chocolate ah gal left...
Thursday, 10 May 2007 11:06 pm
Don't tell me that was your reason... dotz.. haha


4. OLLie left...
Friday, 11 May 2007 10:24 am :: http://ooohlah.lah.cc
quick. must go check out he's cute or not. acsi guys are oh so cute. erm, author of this blog is an *coughs* exception *coughs* though. hahahaha..


5. JayWalk left...
Friday, 11 May 2007 12:01 pm :: 
Chocolate Ah Gal: No. Not in my case. I was one of the few that came equipped already. *Buay Paiseh*

OLLie: Yah. Exceptionally *cough* cute *cough cough*


6. ihawk98 left...
Friday, 11 May 2007 6:02 pm
don't forget all that brasso we had to smell just to keep the badge shiny....i think we kena brain damaged already...


7. JayWalk left...
Saturday, 12 May 2007 5:24 am :: 
ihawk98: Yah man... Brass, where we polish out badge until the top coat to reveal the silver nickel behind and the further polish it until we wear out that layer to, to finally have the gleaming golden brass behind. We do things got Pride one hor?

Eh, were you in UYO? Usually, those not in UYO dun bother to do that one.


8. okiedokie left...
Monday, 14 May 2007 12:05 pm
Wow..still need to polish the badge... no wonder u said its expensive... what if it's not shiny enough? get punishment?


9. JayWalk left...
Monday, 14 May 2007 5:52 pm :: 
okiedokie: During my time, our badge is imported from England and cost $3.50 a piece. A princely sum of money relative to our weekly allowance. There is no punishment for a tarnished badge. But come to think of it, there has never been a badge ever tarnished. Call it school pride if you like.

That's us.


10. aloe left...
Tuesday, 15 May 2007 9:06 am
in the first place, need to polish one meh? I never polish mine leh and it looks good all thru-out my 4 years.. LOL!


11. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 15 May 2007 9:35 am :: 
aloe: Ahh... this is where we differ. Looking good is simply not enough. We won't settle anything less than immaculate. *sibeh hao lian*


12. sunflower left...
Thursday, 17 May 2007 11:41 am
jay... the C dont apply to you....
your chinese sibeh a sai!!!!


13. crazyhamster left...
Thursday, 17 May 2007 8:08 pm :: http://crazyhamster.blogspot.com
Oh my gosh! I love your unofficial acronym, but I am sure proud to see such a strong AC boy. Changed my perspecive totally. ROCK ON DUDE


14. Mr Moron left...
Thursday, 17 May 2007 10:40 pm :: http://bearswithlaserspewpew.blogspot.co
I actually think ACS is a much better school than people give it credit for. Good article anyway! I always wondered if they allowed Malay boys into the school since its a Christian school after all (guess that's a yes from your post)

Anyway, i think the Tomorrow editors didn't see your 'tomorrow not free lah tag' =X


15. Ruok left...
Friday, 18 May 2007 8:00 pm
I kinda dig girls from ACJC though ...


16. Kelvin Tan left...
Saturday, 19 May 2007 10:01 am :: http://kelvintan73.livejournal.com
Well, ACS guys usually have something that makes them stand out from other premier sch kids. The buaya aspect is certainly one of them hehe.


17. Mo left...
Sunday, 20 May 2007 11:48 am
yeah, acs forever more. haha.


18. JayWalk left...
Monday, 21 May 2007 1:11 am :: 
Sunflower: Well, I am kinda of a misnomer given that I have Taiwanese roots and that I have been in Spitland for 6 years already.

CrazyHamster: Welcome to the blog! Thanks for the compliments. There are aspects of the school that I am proud of but it certainly doesn't make the guy next door any lesser of a person.

Mr Moron: Welcome to the blog too. It is just a little tradition of mine to say a personal welcome to each new visitor. We do have Malay students. As part of our school anthem goes: "...Our students hail From China's plains, And the land of rising sun. We have many sons from India's strand, And the islands of the Main..." comes to show that we accept all students of all race and religion.

In fact my class of '87 is a class of half Malay and half Singaporean Ch1nese with 1 Filipino, 2 Indonesians, 1 Swedish Eurasian and 1 Sikh thrown into the melting pot.

RUOK: You ah.... any girl in skirt, you dig lah! Oh man... that sound sooo wrong!!

Kelvin Tan: Looks like I am getting a bumper crop of new visitors. Welcome to you too! Acherly, if you think about it, the buaya aspect is just us carrying ourselves with confidence and a smile.

Mo: Assuming you are not HiaoAuntie with the same namesake. Welcome to the blog!


19. JayWalk left...
Monday, 21 May 2007 1:34 am :: 
Mr Moron: On another note. If you look at the comments at tomorrow.sg w.r.t. this blog entry and you will understand why I put up the "Tomorrow, I Not Free Lah!" sign.


20. weipeng left...
Wednesday, 23 May 2007 8:14 pm
The Best is Yet to Be! I love this entry! I am very very proud to be an AC boy too and so do many of my peers. In fact we are still in close contact as expected.
Peng Class of 1998


21. JayWalk left...
Thursday, 24 May 2007 10:07 am :: 
WeiPeng: Welcome to the blog! Somehow, Secondary School and JC days are my most treasured memories. I have no contact with my NS mates nor my Uni mates, despite them being more recent.

Ah Beng Class of 1987.


22. merryfeet left...
Friday, 25 May 2007 11:18 pm :: http://merryfeet.blogspot.com
haha, hi mo. and hi senior!
-acjc class of 2006


23. JayWalk left...
Saturday, 26 May 2007 11:57 am :: 
Merryfeet: Ahh.... Nanyang girl.... welcome to the blog and welcome to the AC family!

SA1 nerd class of 1989.


24. PrAna left...
Sunday, 15 July 2007 12:36 pm
I went through the whole 12 year AC-pilgrimage and have enjoyed my best schooling years in ACS! THE BEST IS YET TO BE!
Prana ACS Class of 1993


25. JayWalk left...
Monday, 16 July 2007 8:43 pm :: 
PrAna: Welcome aboard? Hope to see your comments in subsequent posts. Don't be a stranger.

ACSS Class of 87 ACJC Class of 89

09 May 2007

New Gym


Found a new gym from across my place that has recently opened. Oh what a joy considering that it is within walking distance. My previous gym, if you recall, was located at the golf club which is a 10-minute drive away. Given that I don't drive in this part of messy Spitland (for safety reasons), I had to rely on my driver to get me there, wait for me and the get me back.

The only thing that I hate is that I have to fucking endure his 25-cent cb face. Yes, I know once I get home at around 6+, it is end of the day for him but because of my gym sessions, he has to wait for me all the way to 8+ or even 9.

Granted that he never utter a word of resentment but fuck lah. Even the blind can tell from his body language that he is damn buay song each time I am at the gym.

Anyway, glad to have this gym even though I have to pay RMB 20 per session as compare to free gym at the club on account of my membership. I think I am getting more value for money as I don't have to endure the bugger's LC attitude.

- Voxeros

1. Qiaoyun left...
Wednesday, 9 May 2007 12:58 am :: http://www.sheylara.com
Cool, I'm so jealous. My cheapo gym is 30 mins away. 10 mins walk to MRT, 10 ride on MRT, 10 mins walk to gym. Thinking about making my way to the gym already discourages me from going, haha.


2. sunflower left...
Wednesday, 9 May 2007 10:19 am
wah jay dear... give him the boss face lor =))))))))


3. JayWalk left...
Wednesday, 9 May 2007 11:32 am :: 
"'Qiaoyun:''' Cannot be as cheapo as mine bah. RMB 20 per session is about S$5 per session. Considering I go twice a week for 4 weeks, it is about $40 per month lor.

Anyway, it helps to have a gym partner to go with you, then you feel more motivated coz quite paiseh to fly people aeroplane. Unless of course this partner fly you more than you fly him/her!

sunflower: I think even better I can give him the ex-employer face. But too bad. Not I hire one. So LanLan.


4. hiaoauntie left...
Wednesday, 9 May 2007 11:48 am
25 cent face!!! cute... never heard of it


5. JayWalk left...
Wednesday, 9 May 2007 12:00 pm :: 
hiaoauntie: It's an Hokkien phrase i.e. nng kark buar been.

e.g.: "nah beh lah. Zha leet buay kee ee eh si leet. Kia leet gui leet hor wah nng kark buar been." Translate: "Your horse lah.... yesterday forgot her birthday. Today whole day gimme 25-cent face."


6. akk left...
Wednesday, 9 May 2007 12:44 pm
na beh is there horse....
why not just fix the times in the week u going gym? then tell him to go arrange his face properly?


7. JF left...
Wednesday, 9 May 2007 1:02 pm :: http://www.jeshuafreak.blogspot.com
i tink walking to gym is good..part fo the exercise... just that we singaporeans never have it easy... hence i spend abt a good 2hrs at the gym whenever i m there.. to justify my trip there.. hahahahaha


8. JayWalk left...
Wednesday, 9 May 2007 1:22 pm :: 
Akk: It hard to keep a regular schedule given my hectic schedule and traveling. While I try to stick to every Tuesday and Thursday, I have to be flexible to shift over to Wednesday or Friday to accommodate my work schedule. So it's really hard to pin down a fixed timetable.

JF: Welcome to the blog! Walking to gym may be a good idea but walking in Spitland must not be a safe option given the high crime rate here. Fortunately, the walk I have to take is from one residential estate to another where both sides have security personnel and the path in between is very well lit.


9. Qiaoyun left...
Thursday, 10 May 2007 3:01 pm :: http://www.sheylara.com
My gym cheaper than yours lah. S$2.50 per entry only, haha. I do have a "gym partner", just that we prefer to go jogging around our neighbourhood instead of going gym, cos have to travel, very annoying. We go to the gym once a week for toning classes.


10. JayWalk left...
Thursday, 10 May 2007 3:23 pm :: 
Qiaoyun: If I were back in Singapore, I would do my running in the neighbourhood. I prefer to run out there the open. It's more peaceful and the air is better. Unfortunately, I can't do the same in Spitland. Running is confined to the gym. Run outside risk getting mugged or run over by a motorbike/car/bus or get mugged first then run over by a bike then a car then a bus.

08 May 2007

Lost In Translation VII


Mother: Ah boy ah! Stop all the jokes right now! We are going down the stairs already. Wait you fall down ah!!

To read past Lost In Translation Archives --> Click here.
- Voxeros

07 May 2007

Pool Time!


The sun was up and it's time to take out the lawn pool and fill it up with water and bubble bath.

This was Garbriel's second time in the lawn pool. The first time, he was scared of going in. It took quite a while to finally coaxed him in. Once he's in, he doesn't wanna come out!

This time round the lawn pool is no longer a stranger to the kids and Faith was jumping in and loading up with toys even before I finish filling up the pool.

Nice weather, great pictures. :)

Click here to view the rest of the set.

- Voxeros

1. aloe left...
Monday, 7 May 2007 9:21 am
Cool! Pool cum bubble bath outdoors. Save you the trouble of cleaning up after the kids and gets them clean at the same time har. =)


2. JayWalk left...
Monday, 7 May 2007 9:47 am :: 
Aloe: But must remember to use the "no tears" formula one or it would sting their eyes jialat jialat.


3. aGentX left...
Tuesday, 8 May 2007 1:48 am :: http://agent-x.blogspot.com/
cool man! u have the same camera as me too ..i thought they have discontinued this model though....
cool pix!


4. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 8 May 2007 7:49 am :: 
aGentx: It is a good camera and I had it for quite a long time already. Still a very satisfied customer.

06 May 2007

Blur Like Sotong, Gabra Like Zebra


 It's a Sunday but in Spitland it's still a working day for me nevertheless.

I reached the office only to realised the doors are locked and inside dark dark.
Eh? Where is everybody?

Then a split second later, it dawned on me.

Today is factory off day!!!

Tmd.... iBlurLikeSotongGabraLikeZebra. :(

- Voxeros

1. ihawk98 left...
Sunday, 6 May 2007 9:44 am
me thinks you went to the wrong office....heh heh


2. JayWalk left...
Sunday, 6 May 2007 11:21 am :: 
ihawk98: Right office. Wrong day. :(

04 May 2007

Moo! Required Reading

For those who are attending the Moo! Session on 18th May 2007, take heed.
I have prepared a little reading of interest for you. Better read hor, exam will come out one ok? Those scoring C or poorer will have to foot the bill. :P

The article touched on technicals like dry aging vs wet aging as well as marbling, albeit superficially. I would be glad to elaborate that in finer detail, should anyone be interested.

Remind me to tell you guys of the story in the Spitland steakhouse involving garlic toast and strawberry jam.

Steak is red meat and red meat reminds me of red wine. Also remind me to tell you the horror story of Spitlanders adding Sprite to their red wine and why I approve(!) of such a practice.

As for the rest of the folks who are Steak Freaks, I believe this would be of interest to you as well.

Ok, I am sure you would have realised by now that the words in the article are too small to read. Click on the picture to have a resized version.

Bon lit!
- Voxeros

1. Barffie left...
Friday, 4 May 2007 3:39 pm
Waalauuuu siao liao.


2. aloe left...
Friday, 4 May 2007 5:19 pm
har??!!


3. mht left...
Friday, 4 May 2007 5:57 pm
red wine + Sprite (or 7up), i like!


4. JayWalk left...
Friday, 4 May 2007 9:03 pm :: 
Barffie: Dounch worry. As long as got study. Very easy one. :P


5. JayWalk left...
Friday, 4 May 2007 9:06 pm :: 
aloe: Har what har?

mht: Ahhh.... those who have been to Spitland long enough will concur with me. Red white + Sprite = Good


6. nadnut left...
Friday, 4 May 2007 10:00 pm :: http://nadnut.liquidblade.com
boo.. how come got test one?!


7. okiedokie left...
Friday, 4 May 2007 10:29 pm
hey, my fren (indo-chinese) also told me she like sprite with red wine today. what a coincidence! i shall try it next time, if i can find the wine haha~


8. akk left...
Friday, 4 May 2007 10:47 pm
wah lau....i meeting u on 18 so i kena also issit? cannot eat in peace....
how about we go eat prata and I treat you all, ay? no fancy-schmansy stuff.....


9. JayWalk left...
Saturday, 5 May 2007 9:08 am :: 
nadnut: You hardcore steak freak. No need to study also tio A* one lah... scared what?

okiedokie: Welcome to the blog! Acherly there is a reason to that. It is a travesty to add anything to red wine except more of the same red wine. The sprite concoction is geared to Spitland wine in particular. Perhaps I will share the story after sharing it at the Moo! Session. Don't want to spoiler it here lah.

Akk: Well, in that case, let me go dig out the test scripts for roti prata.....


10. slurp! left...
Sunday, 6 May 2007 12:40 am :: http://slurplog.blogsome.com
wah, at last someone writes about wet & dry aging in newspaper. something which was never mentioned in steak houses (at least those I visited) in SG. Maybe they never do that at all?
sprite + red wine = something like sangria? hmm ......


11. JayWalk left...
Sunday, 6 May 2007 9:18 am :: 
slurp!: Welcome to the blog! Sangria is close i.e. red wine (or white if you doing Sangria Blanco) + fruit juice + brandy with the occasional soda water over crushed ice.


What I was refering to is strictly red wine + Sprite or 7-UP and for a totally different reason. Will tell that story soon.


12. aloe left...
Monday, 7 May 2007 9:37 am
'Har' cos go eat with you also need to study..... wah.. sweat sia...


13. JayWalk left...
Monday, 7 May 2007 9:46 am :: 
aloe: It's for your own good hor. These are the things I had to do so that you don't end up gong gong put unknown things into your mouth.

03 May 2007

A Small Tale Of Inspiration

Got an email from my cousin who is presently teaching in University of Texas - Pan American. He just moved there from Michigan after successfully earning his PHD.
Anyway, Everton (nickname) just moved over to the southern tip of Texas and is happily settling down. Gone are the days of frost-biting bitter weather in the north.
 
In the email, he talked about the local students situation here and seeing how many of you readers of this blog are also juggling working and studying. I hope this would be some kind of inspiration to you. Working and studying is never an easy combination but many chose to take this path mostly for financial reasons. I salute those who still have the drive to further their education.

I place the pursuit of education in very high regards, so much so that I am helping quite a number of students even as we speak, both financially and otherwise.

Anyway, pass this entry to those who may benefit from this little tale of inspiration. It is not a shameless plug.

Not this time anyway.

To the skeptics who still think I am. Fine. So long as I can get 1 more person benefit from this little entry of encouragement. So be it. Let me be the shameless plugger. I'll take the bullet for this.

Read on.

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On 5/2/07, Everton Chen wrote:
hey hey hey don't get me into trouble, I am old enough to be my students' father :-)

85% of my students are girls which is why they seem always appear in my photos. To prove I do have guys in my classes. Here is the proof.

my university is located in a less affluent part of Texas. Many of my students work full-time and go to school full-time. the girl in the picture, anna, works more than 40 hours a week to support herself through college.

this afternoon another student came to my office asked me if i could let her do extra credit work to pull up her grades. she works 44 hours a week, mostly night shift at a big chain supermarket. by the time she finishes her work, it's almost two in the morning. she has to be back to school for an 8:00 AM class.  how can i blame her for dozing off?

October is probably a good time to visit southern Texas. The unbearable scorching summer heat starts to cool down. McAllen Airport (Texas) is your final designation.

  - Voxeros

1. akk left...
Thursday, 3 May 2007 5:24 pm
nice.....so many people take their own good lives for granted.


2. JayWalk left...
Thursday, 3 May 2007 9:24 pm :: 
Akk: I only hope for my reader/friend to be inspired by this little tale. As and when they feel lost or disheartened juggling work and studies and/or even families, I just hope my way of encouragement would serve its purpose as it was originally intended.


3. hiaoauntie left...
Saturday, 5 May 2007 12:20 am
i always have an affinity for texas and its ppl coz my gd ang mo fren tim is a texan.... working and studying at the same time is hard (i shld noe that) but i salute those who made lots of sacrifices to attain higher education...


4. JayWalk left...
Saturday, 5 May 2007 9:12 am :: 
hiaoauntie: Speaking of Texans, I am expecting a Texan customer this morning. His cuff links, buttons and lapel pin all got bears the symbol of the Longhorn. True-blue Texas dude and a very nice guy, if I may add.


5. hiaoauntie left...
Sunday, 6 May 2007 1:53 am
trust me, ppl from texas are very nice... seems like all of them are nice! (as far as those i had met)


6. JayWal left...
Sunday, 6 May 2007 9:21 am :: 
hiaoauntie: Not to mention quite *cough* big sized *cough cough* too....


7. hiaoauntie left...
Sunday, 6 May 2007 5:29 pm
i don't know why you are coughing but if my guess is correct, then oi! how come you noe!!!! (are you also inclined towards the other side???)


8. JayWalk left...
Sunday, 6 May 2007 7:28 pm :: 
hiaoauntie: I say big size as in big built lah. Not dua kee lah... You are most jialat!!!

02 May 2007

Smeell? Smell? Smile?


I just came across this box of tissue at my place and mang.... this branding really confuse the hell out of me?

What da heow is Smeell? Is it supposed to be Smell? Then again looking at all the smileys, perhaps it's Smile?

iConfused.

- Voxeros

1. sunflower left...
Wednesday, 2 May 2007 10:04 pm
iConfused too ><
China China


2. Ruok left...
Thursday, 3 May 2007 10:48 am :: http://vinceli.com
Its a Jedi mind trick. You are supposed to smile when you smell it.


3. JayWalk left...
Thursday, 3 May 2007 12:26 pm :: 
Sunflower: Harnor!!! Chor lim peh blur niah..... -_-"

RUOK: What? And while breathing through the tissue you go "Wah si lim peh.... *breathe breathe* kueh lai orh orh jeet peng" *breathe breathe*..."

01 May 2007

Cream Or Sugar or Butter?

In my earlier blog, I mentioned the unusual practice of adding butter to your coffee. Well, because Jaschocolate wants to know, I shall tell the stories here.

Yes. Stories. Plural. I have been asking around about this for the past few years and so far I have gathered quite a few versions, all somewhat a little different from each other.

Feel free to add on more stories that perhaps you also know that I don't via the comments. Do ask your parents or grandparents if they know about Coffee and Butter (Kopi Goo Yew?). Ask your local kopitiam Ah Laos if they know of this. Would be an interesting story to uncover and share it here.

Anyway, here's what I have gathered so far. 

1) Butter was free back in the old days.
I got this from my dad when he first stepped on Singapore shores in 1962. Those were the pre-independence days and there were many labourers then. To these coolies, the regular breakfast staple would be kopi loti (coffee and bread) and butter was a condiment, like salt, pepper and dark soy sauce, that is available on every table. In other words, butter was free and these labourers would help themselves to generous heaps of butter and added them to everything, including coffee. Their mindset was to get the most value out of the precious few cents that they spend on breakfast everyday.

Also, being labourers, they tend to get hungry fast due to the nature of their physical work and so having an oily meal helped them to last until the next meal. A practice still in existence today in my part of Spitland. Though not butter but their cooked meals are all very oily.

The only problem with this story is that in my own recollection as a kid, I did remember these yellow cans alongside the salt and pepper. Only difference was that I remembered them to be Planta i.e. margarine but not butter. Then again, my memory only go as far back as the early 70s and perhaps it was indeed butter a decade before that?

2) Butter lines the stomach.
According the my MIL, who is a part-time kopi soh, some of the folks feel that butter lines the stomach to guard against the acidity of the coffee and hence prevent gastric.

3) Butter protects the lungs.
MIL went further to explain the in the old days, labourers are more often than not chain smokers and a cigarette is usually part of the kopi loti breakfast. It was not uncommon for these chain-smoking folks to be coughing and wheezing in the morning. They believed that the butter oils the lungs like that of a lubricant and hence alleviate the morning coughs.

4) Coffee is more fragrant with the butter in it.
This is fairly straightforward. Who can resist the heavenly bouquet of melted butter lingering in the air?

5) A diabetic's option.
I got this from Ed's dad who is a diabetic. He was the first person I knew that still drinks his coffee with a slab of butter to this very day. For us, our regular coffeeshop's kopi is coffee with condensed milk that serves the dual function of cream and sugar. Ed's dad explained that he switch to butter to avoid the sugar from the condensed milk. While it is true that one can simply use creamer (e.g. Coffeemate) to substitude, Ed's dad says that coffee and butter "比较香" as per my Point (4).

6) Butter keeps the coffee warm for longer.
It is a common sight every morning to see retired uncles come downstairs to the coffee shop for their daily breakfast. More often than not, they will come armed with the day's newspapers. Nothing better than to have a slow and relaxing breakfast while the hectic bustle of everyday life passes you by. After all, these gentlemen have already paid their dues and are now reaping the rewards after decades of toil.

The slab of butter would float on top of the coffee and slowly melt into a layer of oil. The oil would then spread evenly across the cup and thus sealing the coffee underneath. When the steam from the coffee is unable to escape, evaporation is hindered and the coffee stays warm longer. Just long enough for them to finish their daily newspaper read.

Anyone has anything else to share? Proceed to the comments section.

- Voxeros

1. akk left...
Tuesday, 1 May 2007 12:40 pm
i shall go ask my mother....


2. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 1 May 2007 3:10 pm :
Akk: The picture was actually my morning coffee. Actually hor, with the butter in it. Not bad leh. The oil from the butter give the coffee a rather smooth texture. Drink that time feel very 顺口. And pang pang too!


3. spinnee left...
Tuesday, 1 May 2007 5:41 pm
i ask around liao, bo lang drink b4 leh. u sure it was in sgp?
but anyway heck la. everyone got diff habit of drinking stuff... nothing unusual. must be open minded hor! wahhwaahwhwahwa


4. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 1 May 2007 6:06 pm :: 
Spinnee: Yes, it's in Singapore and likely Malaysia too. Maybe those folks you ask are not old enough? You should be asking people around the age of at least 65?


5. Gary left...
Tuesday, 1 May 2007 7:09 pm
i ask my grandma about it.. and she was like, "you know how to drink meh?" er.. i think i will try it when im not schooling..


6. spellbound left...
Wednesday, 2 May 2007 3:49 am :: http://verniceloy.blogspot.com
i will try my coffee with butter tomorrow and give my verdict...something new for me to know!


7. Chocolate Ah gal left...
Wednesday, 2 May 2007 7:55 am
Hahaa.. i ask my mommy already.. she said she got saw ppl drink like that 30 plus years ago.. Muahaha.. Got time, i will try.. hehehe...


8. JayWalk left...
Wednesday, 2 May 2007 1:46 pm :: 
Gary, Spellbound & Jaschocolate: I tried liao. Not bad. The aroma is very fragrant but I especially like the oily texture of the coffee making it very smooth as it flows down your throat.


9. Gary left...
Monday, 7 May 2007 12:48 am
i tried the coffee with butter today.. wah.. the taste was heavenly sia, better than the normal coffee we make.. now my grandmother willing to make this coffee everytime before going to school..


10. JayWalk left...
Monday, 7 May 2007 9:04 am :: 
Gary: Your grandma quite sayang you siah. Still, this type of thing, I think better not to consume too much since we are talking about butter here. Moderation is key. Besides, if you have it everyday, you will take it for granted and not appreciate it as much.


11. Gary left...
Monday, 7 May 2007 11:15 am
ya.. besides, im not addicted to coffee where i need to have it everyday.. lucky i still have a wide range of beverages to make every morning..


12. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 8 May 2007 7:51 am :: 
Gary: Ahh.. addiction. I have learned to be a master of all things and never a slave to any.