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28 February 2006

BrokeBed Mountain


We didn't have mattresses in our showroom to go with our bedroom pieces due to some logistical cock up and decided to use the empty boxes in place of the mattress. Since the boxes of the bedroom pieces are very big, throw 2 together and a bed spread over it and voila! You have a make-shift bed.

Anyway, while the market was supposed to close on Sunday officially, it is the norm for us the close shop on Saturday since nobody really come to the market on Sundays.

Here's the thing about these customers, they always choose to show up just 5 minutes before we decided to call it a week. Sibeh jee siao one, these people. Haiz....

So there I was doing my stuff on the laptop while I let my sales people entertain the incoming customers in the showroom when I heard a big BOOM! I turned around and see this char boh with her legs in the air. Lucky she was wearing pants or else she confirm chao kng liao. Apparently, she didn't noticed that it wasn't a real mattress under the bed spread when she parked her ass on it. Naturally, the empty boxes just collapsed under her weight and down she went like a tonne of bricks. Oops.

The whole showroom was laughing at the comic sight and the poor victim herself was laughing to tears at her own predicament. Here's the difference between us Asians and them Ang Mohs. They have a sense of humour and are able laugh at themselves. Given an Asian in her place then and you will expect an earful of tirade from her non-stop.

Here's the thing. Us Chinese have this paranoia thing about losing face.

I say this is where we must learn from our Western counterparts. Learn to take things easy. Small things are not worth fretting over.

Life would be much easier if we do that.

- Voxeros

1. aloe left...
Monday, 27 February 2006 4:07 pm
I tot I would walk quickly or even run away if such a thing happen to me but there was once in which I slipped and fall on my butts.. outside my office and got outsiders see.. I can't help but started laughing non-stop. Super paisei and super funny loh....
One of my colleagues came over and lent me a hand up. Also asked me (concerned look) if I'm alright... biang... =( Think I got a blue black butt after that.. =S My other colleagues asked why I did not stand up asap and why I kept on laughing... =S *hangs head down sadly*


2. JayWalk left...
Monday, 27 February 2006 10:39 pm ::
Anna: Either that or the shock of it renders one paralysed and unable to figure the correct response to such an unexpected situation.
The ang moh lady is question has no way of getting out herself as she was totally sunken in and her feet dangling outside over the bed rail.
Lucky she wasn't hurt.


3. winter left...
Tuesday, 28 February 2006 10:18 am
when i fall down, i usually laff also.. it's much easier to laff at how clumsy i am too.. so far, i always use laughter to cover my embarrassment.
hehe


4. kim left...
Tuesday, 28 February 2006 10:26 am
The poor lady. You all should have put a sign that says "Boxes. Do not rest."
Oh well, who says we don't have a sense of humour? There was once I was laughing so hard that I fell off the chair. I lay there and continued laughing to the shock of the whole class. Chao paiseh..


5. mht left...
Tuesday, 28 February 2006 11:41 am
you shd put a sign that says "REST AT YOUR OWN RISK!"


6. akk left...
Tuesday, 28 February 2006 11:49 am
i think in an asian context, if the same thing were to happen, nobody would laugh, they would just stare, then perhaps go somewhere else to share the joke and laugh later. this will make the victim unable to start laughing herself and thus possibly get angry and embarrassed that no one helped that she'll start scolding. it is as much the people surrounding the incident as the victim herself that decides her final reaction.


7. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 28 February 2006 1:34 pm :: 
Vanna: I don't think I can laugh when the pain is too excruciating! You'd probably hear all the profanities as a result of the pain.

kIm & mht: We will have real mattresses from the next market onwards.

Akk: I think it's called 恼羞成怒.


8. aloe left...
Tuesday, 28 February 2006 2:06 pm
If u remember to bring in the mattresses.... haa!!
Otherwise, get ready the sign... =P
Another time, I got pushed down (by accident) on an ice-skating rink. Made my way out to a chair and couldn't continue liao. My face turned white and almost cried. There was a huge blue black on my thighs. So yah, when you are in pain, you can't laugh. In my mind was just PAIN, no profanities, no laughter... And I still had to appease the culprit that I was alright even though I was in PAIN cos I knew she din do it on purpose la.


9. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 28 February 2006 3:01 pm ::
Anna: We did remember the mattresses this time. It was just the an unforeseen delay on the part of the transport company that shorted us the mattresses.


10. spellbound left...
Tuesday, 28 February 2006 4:03 pm
wow, i can see that your furniture are really nice. Is it made of teak?
Anyway, ang moh can laugh about everything but they can also complained about everything too.
Sorry, just too much experiences with clients that i have encountered before.
*feeling betrayed*


11. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 28 February 2006 8:09 pm ::
spellbound: Complain about everything? So can Singaporeans!!
Anyway, furniture-wise, I don't deal with teak as the Americans are not receptive to it. I use either Oak, Cherry, Poplar, Ash, Birch, Pine or Fibreboard with the above veneers.


12. heather left...
Wednesday, 1 March 2006 2:25 am :: http://www.midsummergirl.com
haha abit late for the comment but that is true.. I think asians are not so easy to take life as a joke.. but it also depends on the person sometimes :)


13. JayWalk left...
Wednesday, 1 March 2006 12:05 pm ::
heather: Yes. This was never meant to be a blanket statement. Rather, it is a "more often than not" scenario.


14. Sara Chua left...
Saturday, 4 March 2006 4:00 pm
Great blog here! That would have been funny to watch! Good thing she's got a sense of humour! The siao char boh terms and all is enough to make me laugh. Miss that!


15. JayWalk left...
Saturday, 4 March 2006 6:18 pm :: 
Sara: Well, well, well. Look who's decided to drop by! Welcome!


16. lancerlord left...
Sunday, 5 March 2006 11:23 pm :: http://lancerlord.blogspot.com
Not sure but if it happened to some nasty Singaporean, the person will throw sentences like "I want to comprain", "I want to see your manager" or "I sue you ah". :)


17. JayWalk left...
Monday, 6 March 2006 12:25 am ::
lancerlord: You know in the US with lawyers a dozen a dime, they probably would in most cases.
I think we got off easy.
 

27 February 2006

Seven Seven Forty-Nine

Kena another meme from Little Dowager* and this looked so much like a rehash of the previous memes. Still, since Little Dowager* has so nicely tagged me. Aiyah... do lah....



Seven dreams before death:
7. Play a round of golf at St Andrews Old Course.
6. Play golf and tennis with my kids.
5. Play golf and tennis with my grandkids.
4. Attend the finals at Wimbledon, Australian, French and US Open (Tennis).
3. Attend one World Cup (football).
2. Fly First Class on an international long haul route.
1. Attend a game at Old Trafford.

Seven things I can’t do in this lifetime:
7. Eat pork liver.
6. Own a private jet.
5. Retire young.
4. Watch a movie alone.
3. Card a sub-par score in golf.
2. Fly a plane.
1. Be more tolerant to stupid people.

Seven things that attract me:
7. Sporty girls.
6. Girls with nice legs.
5. Girls with nice long legs.
4. A friendly smile.
3. A witty remark.
2. A happy personality
1. A heart of gold.

Seven things I say:
7. Nah beh!
6. Nah hiah!
5. F*ck.
4. The thing is....
3. Know what I am saying?
2. Wah raoz...
1. HONG KAN!

Seven books that I love:
7. Indecent Exposure - Tom Sharpe
6. Ancestral Vices - Tom Sharpe
5. The Throwback - Tom Sharpe
4. Riotous Assembly - Tom Sharpe
3. A Year In Provence - Peter Mayle
2. Toujours Provence - Peter Mayle
1. Around The World In 80 Days - Jules Verne

Seven movies that I’ve loved:
7. Shawshank Redemption
6. Space Balls
5. Star Wars V - The Empire Strikes Back
4. Happy Gilmore
3. Saving Private Ryan
2. Clash Of The Titans
1. Se7en

Seven tags:
Let me tag all the XMMs this time round.

7. Winter
6. Nadnut
5. Jaschocolate
4. Ollie
3. Jaslyn
2. Anna
1. hitomi <-- You XMM leh! Happy?

- Voxeros

1. Jaschocolate left...
Sunday, 26 February 2006 1:44 pm
Muahahha.. i didnt want to comment but that "hitomi <-- You XMM leh! Happy?" cracks me up...
Not fair for my mommy cos she's not in town leh.. u will get it from her two weeks later... :p


2. kim left...
Sunday, 26 February 2006 4:51 pm
No pork liver? Means you eat pig intestines, pig ears, pig stomach, pig kidneys, pig erm.. whatever internal organs a pig has? Oh, pig heart? Hahhaha..


3. nadnut left...
Monday, 27 February 2006 12:20 am
aiyoyo! kena tagged!!! dun wan lah! hahahaa. why never tag akk? she also xmm mah! lol


4. Jaschocolate left...
Monday, 27 February 2006 8:05 am
Cos she's married?


5. JayWalk left...
Monday, 27 February 2006 10:09 am :: 
Jaschocolate: We'll find out in two weeks, won't we?

kIm: Come to think of it, I don't eat the innards of anything, perhaps except Foie Gras. Ironically, that is goose liver. Something about pork liver that would make me vomit the instant I put that in my mouth. Hmm...

Nadnut: Eh... you last time got tag me before what.... Don't comprain ok! Guai guai quickly do it.

Akk game over liao. So cannot be XMM.


6. aloe left...
Monday, 27 February 2006 11:02 am
For a moment... I is sianz... But I see XMM, I happy le... haahah!!!
I dun eat the innards of anything too except pig's belly...


7. Jaschocolate left...
Monday, 27 February 2006 11:11 am
pork liver ok mah.... i always it when i ordered ba chor mee.. heehee..
Have not try other innards yet... :p


8. winter left...
Monday, 27 February 2006 11:22 am
wah
i xmm ah
hahahahahahah
so happy


9. JayWalk left...
Monday, 27 February 2006 11:25 am ::
Anna: No pig intestines for me either.

Jaschocolate: Maybe that's why I had to rely on Iron supplement pills when I was young since I don't take Pork Liver.

Winter: Yes you are XMM and one with very nice long legs!


10. akk left...
Monday, 27 February 2006 12:56 pm
GAME OVER??!! like machiam KEEL over like that! Choi! Choi!!! I'd rather be a xiao Jie Jie, than a lao Mei Mei anytime.


11. JayWalk left...
Monday, 27 February 2006 1:01 pm :: 
Akk: Neither jie jie nor mei mei works for you.
You is Auntie liao.


12. Jaschocolate left...
Monday, 27 February 2006 2:13 pm
Yes, i can see that.. " Auntie AKK"... muahhahaha


13. kim left...
Monday, 27 February 2006 2:21 pm
Muahaha.. Pig intestines are nice! Got big ones. Got small ones. Stomach too. hahahahahha.. Ooh. I think you'll be grossed out by the weird things I eat.
Auntie Akk! Poor Akk.. Nevermind. I'm nice. I call her Akk jiejie. Hahaha..


14. Jaschocolate left...
Monday, 27 February 2006 10:14 pm
Why do i think of korean horror movies when i saw that kim called akk jiejie... eerie...


15. JayWalk left...
Monday, 27 February 2006 10:35 pm :: 
Jaschocolate: You is evurl...

kIm: I dun really have a problem with the innards as long as you can get rid of the weird smell.


16. Jaslyn left...
Monday, 27 February 2006 10:39 pm :: http://precious-jas.blogspot.com
Aiya! Kena tagged! hahaa.. Okok, I'll do this by this wk! Seven abit too many lah... hahaha


17. JayWalk left...
Monday, 27 February 2006 11:11 pm :: 
Jaslyn: Surprisingly, I found this easier to do given that this is more or less a re-hash of the earlier 3 meme and 5 meme.


18. Jaschocolate left...
Tuesday, 28 February 2006 2:07 pm
i evurl meh? i is cute, ok? thank you very much....


19. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 28 February 2006 3:02 pm ::
Jaschocolate: You cute? Hah!


20. Jaschocolate left...
Tuesday, 28 February 2006 7:21 pm
Hmphz... *mutters "bad daddy"*

25 February 2006

What Superhero Are You?

Your results:

You are The Flash

The Flash
90%
Spider-Man
75%
Green Lantern
70%
Iron Man
70%
Catwoman
65%
Supergirl
55%
Superman
55%
Robin
45%
Wonder Woman
45%
Hulk
45%
Batman
35%
Fast, athletic and flirtatious.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz



Got this quiz from Heather. Ahhh... superheros....  good old childhood days!!

Contrary to popular belief, I am not Bad Batman ok! Ironically, that would be the lowest in the list.

- Voxeros

1. kim left...
Friday, 24 February 2006 10:34 pm
I'm a superman.. Why not supergirl ar? I not male leh. :(


2. JayWalk left...
Friday, 24 February 2006 11:07 pm ::
kIm: Coz you wear your underwear on the outside?


3. sly left...
Saturday, 25 February 2006 1:19 am :: http://www.myveryownslyblog.blogspot.com
i also flash leh....haha


4. winter left...
Saturday, 25 February 2006 1:25 am
i am spider man
hahahaha
i am supposed to be all these : You are intelligent, witty, a bit geeky and have great power and responsibility.
but no leh... i not intelligent & witty.. hahaha


5. JayWalk left...
Saturday, 25 February 2006 5:58 am ::
sly: Flirtatious, aren't we?

winter: You are lah... you just don't want to admit the geeky part also right?


6. winter left...
Saturday, 25 February 2006 1:52 pm
only tat part of geeky i admit
hahaha


7. aloe left...
Saturday, 25 February 2006 2:15 pm
I'm also Super(man)!
Super(insert gender) are supposed to be mild-mannered, good, strong and love to help others...


8. JayWalk left...
Saturday, 25 February 2006 8:17 pm :: 
winter: See? See? I told you this is accurate!

Anna: Don't forget the wear underwear outside part!


9. heather left...
Saturday, 25 February 2006 10:41 pm :: http://www.midsummergirl.com
*lol* The Flash?!!


10. JayWalk left...
Sunday, 26 February 2006 1:37 am :: 
heather: Eh.... not like I am going to flash you ok.... Different type of flash lah....


11. Sheena left...
Sunday, 26 February 2006 11:21 am
I'm Catwoman. But seriously, I'd rather have that bod of hers.
Funnily enough, when I read that you were The Flash, you flashing people was also the first thing I thought about. How come you seem to have this effect on girls ah? LOL~


12. JayWalk left...
Monday, 27 February 2006 10:06 am :: 
Sheena: Perversion is in the mind of the beholder, my dear.


13. akk left...
Monday, 27 February 2006 12:57 pm
flash? come very fast, then run very fast hor? *chortle*


14. JayWalk left...
Monday, 27 February 2006 1:03 pm ::
Akk: Come very fast??!!
Why do I suspect double meaning here... Hmmm.....


15. heather left...
Monday, 27 February 2006 2:26 pm :: http://www.midsummergirl.com
muahahaha sure anot.. :P


16. JayWalk left...
Monday, 27 February 2006 10:36 pm ::
heather: What d'ya mean sure or not? You want is it?
 

24 February 2006

Staying In Tupelo

After spending the night in the delightful Marriott Memphis East, I made my way down to Tupelo (90 miles south of Memphis).

Being a very ulu town, expectation has to be adjusted accordingly and we got a room at the modest Days Inn. Problem is that because it is the week of the exhibition all prices were jacked up and I ended up paying USD 98 per night for this crappy little joint. During normal times it's only USD 60!!  打抢!

Sure, Days Inn is cheaper than Marriott Memphis East (USD 139), I really don't think Days Inn is worth the money at all. Granted I spent more at Marriott, I feel better spending it.

Dammit. Maybe next market, I should be making calls to Courtyard by Marriott across the street. Hopefully, I can get a good deal.

- Voxeros

1. mht left...
Friday, 24 February 2006 9:06 am
sure you are not complaining about not having five pillows at Days Inn??


2. JayWalk left...
Friday, 24 February 2006 12:13 pm :: 
mht: I wish they had 5 pillows! Unfortunately, it was one lumpy plus one adequate pillow. :(


3. spellbound left...
Friday, 24 February 2006 5:51 pm ::
while, i have experienced even worst inns and motels in US. Coz of continuous travelling and need a night rest before heading for our destination the next day, we usually paid about USD$29-$36 for a room. Those motels reminds me of those movies where murders and crimes will take place in. But, out of those inns and motels, i preferred Best Western. Travel lodge is usually managed by ah nehs.
*feeling bias*


4. JayWalk left...
Friday, 24 February 2006 9:36 pm :: 
spellbound: Ahh... Travelodge... funny all of them that I stay before are all run by Ah Nehs?? 

The worst I have ever stayed is Budget Inn in Thomasville, NC. During market week, where prices are all jacked up, this motel charges me only USD 50. Man... it was a rough place. I even have to walk to the front desk to ask for shampoo. 

The Ah Neh proprietress was kind enough to lend me her personal bottle! 

As bad as Travelodge or Budget Inn are, the Ah Nehs are very nice people. That kinda softened the hardship a little bit. :) 

I think Best Western is pretty sucky, just like Quality Inn though better than Travelodge.
 

23 February 2006

Night Time At Tupelo



It rained today and we didn't realise it until we stepped out of the exhibition halls, calling it a day. We have been cooped up indoors all day that we hardly knew what's going on outside.

Anyway, ironically with the rain, the temperature was warmer at about 10 degrees. Given the very low temperatures the last few days, 10 degrees machiam like summer already.

Haiz...
- Voxeros

22 February 2006

Morning In Memphis


A beautiful morning with perfect weather as I stepped out of the hotel to get a breath of fresh air. Temperature was a little better at about 2 deg Celsius.

Looks like the overnight fog has frozen into a thin sheet of ice carpeting the group. Very very clean sheet of white ice crystals. I won't exactly call it snow yet cause it isn't exactly flurry. Frost perhaps?

I thought this was a picturesque shot when I took it. The bare tree in its hibernation will be full awake and in bloom when I return this August.

Nobody paints a more perfect picture than Mother Nature. Yes? No?

- Voxeros

1. Jaslyn left...
Wednesday, 22 February 2006 3:17 pm :: http://precious-jas.blogspot.com
Looks nice! If I wake up everyday to see such a picture infront of me...


2. winter left...
Wednesday, 22 February 2006 4:40 pm
agreee :)
nice nice


3. mht left...
Wednesday, 22 February 2006 5:02 pm
nice meh! just a botak tree what. a tree in full bloom will look better, full of life!


4. winter left...
Wednesday, 22 February 2006 5:18 pm
i mean
i think it's nice for winter season despite the cold
hahahahaha
agrees tat mother nature paints a better picture
hurhurhur


5. kim left...
Wednesday, 22 February 2006 8:56 pm
actually i think, winter's one of the most beautiful season. But damn cold la of course. I think I'm too used to seeing flowers bloom in Singapore to appreciate spring anymore.


6. aloe left...
Wednesday, 22 February 2006 9:24 pm
But sg flowers not nice. come and go, always the same kind. see till sianz le. Whereas springtime got a lot of different flowers blooming. Nice. :)
Personally, I think all seasons (Winter, spring, summer, autumn) have their own beauty and all are nice. :)

7. JayWalk left...
Wednesday, 22 February 2006 9:35 pm :: 
mht: You should look deeper. A botak tree is a sign of hope and what it has to offer when Spring comes.
Just like in life when we have our dark moments. There will be time you know that better things are in the pipeline. It gives you hope.

8. One Little Twit left...
Thursday, 23 February 2006 12:44 am :: http://onelittletwit.com
I love your bed, it looks so fluffy and i just wanna somersault in. Anyway, enjoy your stay. I wish i get to travel too.

9. JayWalk left...
Thursday, 23 February 2006 6:27 am :: 
OLT: One thing I like about the beds in US hotels is that they are damn soft. A sharp contrast to the concrete beds in Ch1na hotels. :(

10. mht left...
Thursday, 23 February 2006 9:41 am
ya sure. and you should say since one is at the lowest of low, the only thing that can happen is get better.
such self-consoling, ah Q, self-psycho thoughts.
but i am pessimistic by nature.
(same thing when looking at half a glass of water. whtr it is half full or half empty)

11. akk left...
Thursday, 23 February 2006 12:24 pm
remember to take a pic of the same tree in august then.:) remember the angle!:)

12. JayWalk left...
Thursday, 23 February 2006 2:02 pm ::
mht: Well, nothing wrong with being pessimistic. It's conservative by another name. Less likely to get disappointed though.

akk: If I can remember to take it in August!! Remember to remind me hor!

13. mht left...
Thursday, 23 February 2006 4:20 pm
悲观的人作不了大事!

14. JayWalk left...
Thursday, 23 February 2006 10:35 pm :: 
mht: 谨慎的人栽不了跟斗.

15. mht left...
Friday, 24 February 2006 12:05 pm
what is the meaning of "谨慎的人栽不了跟斗."? babel fish translate as "The discrete person could not plant the tumble"
me no understand

16. JayWalk left...
Friday, 24 February 2006 12:14 pm :: 
mht: The cautious person can't fall.

21 February 2006

Arrival At Memphis

When I got off the plane at Minneapolis for a connection, I was greeting with a blast of -5 degrees blast of cold air. White vapours ooze out of my breath the instant I stepped off. Not a good sign of what's ahead when I finally get down to Memphis.

After 24 whole hours of flying, I finally reached Memphis for my layover. Grabbed my luggage and called the hotel for pickup. Was told that the car will arrive in 15 minutes.

OK fine. I'll wait 15 minutes before braving the cold and head out to the pick up spot.

So there I was, 15 minutes later at the agree pick up point but no car in sight. @#$@#%!!!

-2 deg and I could have sworn I saw a puff of white cloud when I farted.

I was ok, my shirts were layered. My legs feels fine even without the long johns. My Achilles' heel are my finger joints but they were well taken care of by my thermal gloves. Everything's fine except my forehead which hurts like you just had a Slurpee overdose. Brain Freeze!!!

Owww........

I was not happy to be waiting out in the cold for over 30 minutes when I called them again. I have to say that the hotel's service recovery was without doubt, one of the most impressive I have encountered.

Front Desk: I'm am sorry for the delay, Sir. Please go to the taxi station and take a cab over. We will pay for the cab fare. Just bring the receipt in when you check in later.

I was won over already.

I checked in and they were most apologetic for my freezing episode. I got upgraded to the Executive Floor and 2 free breakfast vouchers to boot.

Haiz.... we really need to learn from these guys when it comes to customer service. No one can guarantee 100% perfection and service failures do happen to the best of establishment. The level of service recovery speaks more volume than anything else.
The room was nice, although I don't exactly know what I need to have 5 pillows. No complains though.

The bathroom was very nice too with the vanity kit courtesy of Bath & Bodyworks. Mmm... Orange Ginger.... nice!

Was tempted to run a hot bath but was just too tired to do so. In end, it was just a quick shower and a very welcoming shampooing to get rid of the annoying sebum build-up.

Ahhhh......

Woke up at 5:30am. Must be the jet lag screwing up my time-zones.

Hang around for a while before going down for breakfast at 6am.

As you can see from the breakfast picture, very healthy hor? Just eggs and fruits?

Nah.... actually that was second round after a feast of bacon and sausages liao.

Hur hur hur......

I am soooo going to die early of clogged arteries and stuff.

Haiz.....

- Voxeros

1. kim left...
Tuesday, 21 February 2006 9:53 pm
Aiya. No worries about the arteries. Just go to the gym lo.. I like the 5 pillows! Normally I will only get 1 pillow, and my bolster would be my sister. Hahaha..


2. Jaschocolate left...
Tuesday, 21 February 2006 10:32 pm
I pity kIm's sis..
Wow, the service is very good leh.. if only service in singapore is also like that...


3. kim left...
Tuesday, 21 February 2006 11:44 pm
Jas: I pity her too. Hahahhaa.. Aiya, she'll always kick me away lo. I'm the kelian one k..

Jay: How come Singapore's service not like that huh? In fact, S'pore service industry kind of sucks. I especially hate those salegirls who follow me so closely -- like I'm going to steal something like that. Such a turn off. I'll always walk off instead of buying something.


4. aloe left...
Wednesday, 22 February 2006 9:45 am
i like the hotel room!!! And I like the cold weather!! I wish.......
SG trying to improve service standards liao so let see what they do bah.


5. akk left...
Wednesday, 22 February 2006 9:48 am
great! all for standing in the cold for 30min...good deal.:) and while u are have an American breakfast, I'm downing plain bread and kopi...sigh...


6. mht left...
Wednesday, 22 February 2006 10:00 am
i was shivering in the office already when reading this entry...i hate cold weather!


7. Jaschocolate left...
Wednesday, 22 February 2006 10:27 am
Kim: u cant blame the salesgals sometimes... i was in retail and i was following the customers back then.. cos a lot of cds kenna stolen by ppl and my heart pain pain loh..


8. JayWalk left...
Wednesday, 22 February 2006 10:59 am ::
kIm: Nice bolsters you have there!

Jaschocolate: Sad to say, customer service in Asia, not just Singapore, is years away from their American counterparts.

Anna: Cool weather is fine. Cold weather is not! Anything under 10 deg is not good. :(
Fortunately, temp for tomorrow is returning to 15 deg. :)

Akk: Actually also the fact that I am a regular at that particular Marriott lah. So from time to time, they'll throw some freebie my way.

mht: I take it that you didn't enjoy your winters in Ch1na?


9. mht left...
Wednesday, 22 February 2006 11:53 am
i only enjoy the part where there is a warm body to snug up to in bed!


10. JayWalk left...
Wednesday, 22 February 2006 12:07 pm :: 
mht: That goes without saying!!! Then again warm only meh. I thot it will be HAWT!!


11. mht left...
Wednesday, 22 February 2006 1:26 pm
oei! you single and all alone in a cold foreign land, think clean, can?
otherwise, go have a romp with your five pillows and give us an FR on your "Operation OMO Pillows"
haha!


12. JayWalk left...
Wednesday, 22 February 2006 2:48 pm :: 
mht: What??! *waves hands in innocence*


13. mht left...
Wednesday, 22 February 2006 2:55 pm
ok , ok, forget my immediate previous comments!


14. JayWalk left...
Wednesday, 22 February 2006 2:57 pm ::
mht: Hahaha... I can see your stint in Ch1na has done quite a bit of permanent damage on you!


15. winter left...
Wednesday, 22 February 2006 4:43 pm
wat winter?? hehe
i love american breakfast at all times
yummmmmy :P
but hor really fattening


16. aloe left...
Wednesday, 22 February 2006 9:21 pm
yah yah... agree with winter... I like American Breakfast.. yummm.... But I like chinese breakfast too with the porridge and stuff... haaa!!
So what did u do to your 5 pillows in the end??


17. JayWalk left...
Wednesday, 22 February 2006 9:37 pm :: 
winter: American breakfast are nice for like the first 3 mornings. After that, give me back my Prata!!!

Anna: I got too tired at the end and I konked out on all 5 of them. :)


18. spellbound left...
Thursday, 23 February 2006 6:23 am :: http://www.verniceloy.blogspot.com
i just hate jet lags. In fact, the feeling is the like having a hangover the next day.
*feeling drowsy* *lack of sleep* *need sleeping pill*


19. JayWalk left...
Thursday, 23 February 2006 6:29 am ::
Spellbound: Jet lags really screw up my sleep pattern for weeks after. By the time I am fully adjusted back to normal, guess what? I need to travel again. Haiz...

20 February 2006

The Mile High Crap

Warning: Cheap, crude, slapstick toilet humour ahead. Proceed at your own risk!

Here I am sitting like the Thinker with the toilet door just inches away from my face. Yes, people. I am crapping. Not figuratively, but literally.

Ok fine. I don't have a laptop with me in the toilet if that's what you are asking and so I won't be giving a live play-by-play commentary on one of the most basic necessity in life. Happy Now?

I am just drafting this in my head as my mind wander beyond the confines of this claustrophobic little cubicle at 35,000 ft in the air over the Pacific.

Then again, plugging in a laptop may not be a bad idea for after all, does anyone ever notice that there is this 115v power outlet in the toilet that nobody every uses? I think by bringing in a laptop and plugging it in would be doing the airline a great service as I am helping them fully utilise their resources. No?

Too bad, I am aboard some crappy (no pun intended) airline where wireless broadband is not available yet. Or else it would be a great feature to advertise on their brochure. I can see it now.... "Come Shit and Surf with XXX Airlines". Heck, they only just gotten video-on-demand (VOD) and tooting their horn about it like it was the latest invention ever. Geez!

Anyway, here I am, kinda stuck in this little cubicle. I am being held ransom by Mr Brownie. It is refusing to come out. Here's the situation. In order for us humans to breathe properly at such a high altitude, the cabin must be pressurised. The problem is that while Mr Brownie here is trying to come out, the air outside is trying to push it back in. Not exactly cooperating if you know what I am saying. You better do before I start drawing to illustrate my point! Oh well, looks like I am going to be stuck here a little longer than expected. Screw the people who are queuing outside. There are other cubicles other than mine. Besides, after I am done, nobody should go in immediately. Oxygen masks high recommended!

Coming back, I look around the cubicle and can't help but feel the stupidity of the infamous Mile-High-Club. For the uninitiated, the membership into the club is when you have sex in the air. Given that the plane cabin is a public place (lest of course if you are one of the lucky bastards to have your own private jet), most of the deed is done in the toilet cubicle. I appraise the available space in this cubicle and wander "How the f*ck (no pun intended again) to do it properly?". Shiok meh? I believe that pressurised air heightens one's experience during orgasm is merely an urban legend. Anyone care to verify?

I am taking one of the older planes. It is a Boeing 747-200 or 742 for short. One characteristic of the old plane is that the toilet flushing system isn't one of the super vacuum suction system. It is the classic "Blue Water" system. The thing about the blue water is that once it gets on the skin, it stains it. Hence the metallic flap at the bottom of the bowl to prevent the Blue Water from splashing up and turn your brown starfish blue during turbulence as well as break the turd's fall from making a big splash.

So there it was, flapping incessantly in delightful harmony with the aircraft's vibrations. Clank! Clank! Clank! It's driving me nuts. So I took a piece of toilet paper and threw down and the clanking stopped as it kept the metal flap ajar.

Big Mistake.

With the flap opened, I can see the Blue Water below swooshing menacingly as I am literally caught with my pants down. A major turbulent bump and I will have a blue ass that would make Homo Smurf happy like shit (where all these puns come from??!).

10 minutes passed and 2 MaLing button mushrooms later. Haiz... I really need to get out before people start pounding on my door. I guess I will adjourn this when I get onto the ground in Minneapolis (Hi Lynne! I'm gonna crap in your backyard!)

KNS! (Last pun. Promise!)

Image Credit: http://altdotgames.com
- Voxeros

1. spellbound left...
Tuesday, 21 February 2006 3:30 am :: http://verniceloy.blogspot.com
Wah! machiam old plane leh. Which airline did you travel on? northwest? anyway, i came to know about the mile-high-club not long ago, it is amazing how they can literally do it in the cubicle. I think they most probably do it in one of those cubicle meant for diaper change coz usually those cubicles are slightly wider.


2. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 21 February 2006 3:40 am :: 
Spellbound: Yeah. NW airlines. Cheapest that I can get my hands on out of HK.
Going to clock 1 million miles with them soon. 2008?


3. spellbound left...
Tuesday, 21 February 2006 4:25 am :: http://verniceloy.blogspot.com
wah, then you must have alot of airtickets from mileage redemption! do you use or you sell them?


4. jaschocolate left...
Tuesday, 21 February 2006 6:42 am
he swallow them..


5. aloe left...
Tuesday, 21 February 2006 9:25 am
err... *censored* ask your wife to try it with you la... then you know whether it's possible to perform... mile high club... *hack hack* *close censor*
If they really have broadband, then everybody will hog the toilets and nobody can go in, everybody will shit at their seats.... imagine the smell... *eeeks!!*


6. kIm left...
Tuesday, 21 February 2006 9:52 am
wah piang. thank goodness I haven't eaten my breakfast yet. I'll never look at brownies in the same way after this entry. \
The poor people queuing outside your cubicle. I sympthatise with them. I can imagine that they will be gas-ed out if they step in immediately after you.


7. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 21 February 2006 10:25 am ::
spellbound: I use them to upgrade to Business Class from my economy ticket.

Anna: I think we would die of embarrassment when we find ourselves stuck inside and needed to be rescued.

kIm: aiyah... there are many other cubicles lah... besides passenger to toilet ratio in Biz class a bit more lax lah. :)


8. akk left...
Tuesday, 21 February 2006 10:28 am
wah lau....so many puns with toilet humour...and if i remember correctly, those toilets cannot put tissue in rite? i remember they say will clog....


9. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 21 February 2006 10:31 am ::
Akk: Can lah.. the paper if you notice properly, is 1-ply one.
If cannot flush then stick on the mirror har?


10. mht left...
Tuesday, 21 February 2006 11:06 am
i think the socket is for shavers.
not qualify for mile high(sex) club , then join mile high (wank) club lor!
drink more water and fruit juices and less of those free liquors, then yr bowel movement shd be better.
i normally read a magazine in there!


11. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 21 February 2006 11:11 am :: 
mht: Yah sockets are meant for shavers but nowadays who the hell still uses shaver that needs to be plugged in??
You Mile-High Wank Clubber? Any difference from the usual tug?
As for the poop. Turned out ok liao on my second connection from Narita to Minneapolis. Perhaps the early attempt was anxiety issue with tonnes of people waiting outside?
So many people, cannot perform lah. wahahahah...


12. winter left...
Tuesday, 21 February 2006 1:27 pm
luckily i saw this before i ate anything
sure puke :P


13. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 21 February 2006 1:38 pm :: 
winter: You so easily affected one meh?


14. Jaschocolate left...
Tuesday, 21 February 2006 2:11 pm
Winter dear, i was eating my breakfast when i read this... I must swallow before i burst out laughing... haha

Jay daddy: you cannot "perform" ah.. better see a doc quick, ok?


15. winter left...
Wednesday, 22 February 2006 4:43 pm
i as usual BERY easily affected
hahahaha


16. JayWalk left...
Wednesday, 22 February 2006 9:38 pm :: 
Winter: Ahhh you also like me one. Need peace of mind one. :)

19 February 2006

Thermal Gloves and Missing Balls

Well, by the time you are reading this, I should be 35,000 ft in the air over the Pacific heading towards the US. If you are online at around 3pm, you might just catch me popping in while I transit in Narita.

The night prior to my departure is always my luggage packing day. First things to prepare are the stuff that I need to bring for my business, i.e. laptop, documents, catalogues, colour swatches, samples etc...

Next would be planning my wardrobe for the trip. If my trip lasts 10 days, you will find me having a detailed "wardrobe plan" detailing what to wear on which day. And in order to do this planning, I have to print out the weather forecast for each destination on their respective days.

I don't like what I see on the print out.

I see a lot of days with temperature falling below ZERO. Hong Kan. Anything below 10°C. I sian half liao. That means having to pack extra clothes e.g. under-shirts, jackets, etc, i.e. heavier luggage. As a traveler, I like to travel light and a suitcase full of smelly laundry at the end of the trip is not something I am too happy about. Fortunately for this trip, I am staying at a friend's place in Atlanta i.e. I only need to pack clothes up to Atlanta and have fresh laundry to recycle my clothes. That would be about 4 days' worth of clothes less to pack.

Whenever I hit cold weather, the one thing that I definitely cannot do are my thermal gloves. I finger-joints ached like mad when I am out there freezing my balls off (except when I am playing golf).

Now these thermal gloves are a God-send, they are very thin (See picture on the right. I place a button next to it for comparison) and yet they keep your hands warm. Unlike ordinary gloves which are bulky when you wear them (hence suffer a lost of dexterity), thermal gloves are thin enough that you can actually pick up a coin while wearing it.

I didn't know about this thermal gloves nor what to call it initially. It was on TV when I first saw it and it was a football match where Arsenal was playing. I saw Thierry Henry wearing it while playing and I emailed MeePok, who was based in London, to buy for me (thanks Bro!).

Like I said, I didn't know what it was called and so I told MeePok that it was the "Thierry Henry Gloves" and suggested that he go watch the next Arsenal game to find out what I was talking about.

Oh well, I hope to be able to continue blogging while I am away. Catch me on MSN/Yahoo/Skype/ICQ if you can. I will be on US time zone.

And speaking of balls, I think they will be going into hiding while I am there in the frigging cold.

I will see them and you guys in a fortnight. Haiz....

Image Credit: http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/
- Voxeros

1. winter left...
Sunday, 19 February 2006 12:49 pm
see us in a fortnight??
i am confused
not going to be online at all meh?


2. Jaschocolate left...
Sunday, 19 February 2006 1:32 pm
Ok.. thank you.. bye bye :p


3. kIm left...
Sunday, 19 February 2006 5:16 pm
Rem to wear more hor.. Later drop off I don't know ar.. :D


4. JayWalk left...
Sunday, 19 February 2006 8:07 pm ::
winter: I worry due to time zone difference, cannot see you all mah...

kIm: Like I said. If drop off, I make into keychain for you. :P


5. Jaschocolate left...
Sunday, 19 February 2006 10:24 pm
Chey, i thought what.. :p
And turning balls into keychains sounded weird...


6. kIm left...
Sunday, 19 February 2006 11:14 pm
Jay: "winter: I worry due to time zone difference, cannot see you all mah..." --> wah.. Sounds like you are going to miss us.. *feels so touched* Muahahaha..
And I don't want ball-y keychains!! So keep them warm! hahahahha..

Jas: Ya lo. I was saying ball-y necklace sounds nicer. :D


7. Jaschocolate left...
Monday, 20 February 2006 8:18 am
Errr.. both sounded 怪怪 to me...


8. aloe left...
Monday, 20 February 2006 10:19 am
I dun like wearing gloves, even for below zero degree temperatures. It somehow feels un-natural and you can't feel a single thing. I scared I will drop my camera if I wear gloves! haa!

we will... er... *ahem* miss *ahem* *cough* you.... *cough* *cough* ahahah!!
Come people, let's entertain ourselves while he's not around. hehehehe!


9. mht left...
Monday, 20 February 2006 11:14 am
take care and have a safe trip!


10. winter left...
Monday, 20 February 2006 11:16 am
he will miss us
haha
especially with us around..
how can he not miss us? we are so adorable leh


11. JayWalk left...
Monday, 20 February 2006 12:43 pm :: 
Jaschocolate & Winter: You don't want, other people will want ok. Besides, I only got 2 niah.

Anna: Exactly why I thot these thermal gloves were so amazing. Ultra-thin and yet serves its function well.
Oh for a moment, I thought we were talking about condoms. Damn. Get head out of gutter!!!!

mht: Thanks. I just hope none of my flights get canceled due to bad weather.


12. hitomi left...
Monday, 20 February 2006 2:25 pm
Haha... You're like me, I must plan swee swee what I want to wear for each day, based on weather forecast and itinerary...
Those thermal gloves available anywhere in Singapore?


13. Jaschocolate left...
Monday, 20 February 2006 4:09 pm
Ok loh. If u give us, we will still accept.. unwillingly.. Winter got say she don't want meh?
Ultra-thin is not condoms. It's sanitary napkins, ok? heehee..

Winter: how do we entertain each other? Should i give u a lick on the right ear? :p


14. winter left...
Monday, 20 February 2006 4:31 pm
i never say i dun want leh
why i kena
hurhurhur

jas> wah.. later i get turned on :P


15. akk left...
Monday, 20 February 2006 5:00 pm
yo! So are they on or off now?
hahahaha....*wipes tears*


16. Jaschocolate left...
Monday, 20 February 2006 10:08 pm
AKK: what do you think... *wipe off drool*


17. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 21 February 2006 2:06 am ::
hitomi: It is unlikely they have it in Singapore given that it is soooo bladdy hot back home. Try ordering via the internet.

winter, akk & jaschocolate: Never in a million years would I expect this blog to be turned into a lesbian threesome!
The Gods must be smiling on this blog. ;)


18. aloe left...
Tuesday, 21 February 2006 9:19 am
wah!! Good show... keep it up....
Jay must be drooling like mad at the other side now... =P~


19. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 21 February 2006 10:27 am :: 
Anna: Good show? Then you leh?


20. aloe left...
Tuesday, 21 February 2006 11:54 am
me.. I urh... go sideline and watch loh... kekeke!


21. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 21 February 2006 12:55 pm ::
Anna: So.... you like to watch one har?


22. winter left...
Tuesday, 21 February 2006 1:28 pm
since when i was part of the show
hahahah
cannot say my reactions to the tongue in my ear
lol


23. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 21 February 2006 1:39 pm :: 
winter: Ask your Jaschocolate. She drag you in one.


24. Jaschocolate left...
Tuesday, 21 February 2006 2:15 pm
what.. me and my darling self entertained ourselves mah.. cannot meh? ok loh, i self lick myself loh.. but can only lick the hands (like cats), other places cannot reach...


25. aloe left...
Tuesday, 21 February 2006 5:19 pm
i er... zip first before I land myself into more trouble.... =X LOL!!


26. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 21 February 2006 7:30 pm ::
Anna: Too late. The secret's out!


27. winter left...
Wednesday, 22 February 2006 4:44 pm
jaschocolate> lick PUSSY???
WAHAHAHAHA


28. JayWalk left...
Wednesday, 22 February 2006 9:39 pm :: 
winter: OOIIIII!!!!!! hahhahhhaahah.... aiyoh... getting R-rated liao.....

18 February 2006

Which Sports Car Are You?

I'm a Porsche 911!

You have a classic style, but you're up-to-date with the latest technology. You're ambitious, competitive, and you love to win. Performance, precision, and prestige - you're one of the elite,and you know it.

Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.



Interpretation:

  • Classic: Old and Stubborn
  • Up-to-date with the latest technology: Geek
  • Ambitious, competitive and love to win: Chao Kiasu.
  • One of the elite and you know it: Arrogant Bastard YaYa Papaya.


Well, what d'ya know. Almost the same car that I chose to be my next dream car.

Image Credit: http://www.tomorrowland.us
- Voxeros

1. mht left...
Friday, 17 February 2006 1:41 pm
Me is a Chevrolet Corvette!
Me is a classic - powerful, athletic, and competitive. Me is all about winning the race and getting the job done. While me have a practical everyday side, me get wild when anyone pushes your pedal. me hate to lose, but me hardly ever do.


2. winter left...
Friday, 17 February 2006 2:19 pm
wah lao
u old & stubborn???
where got old? hehe
*can buy me drinks for saying that?*


3. JayWalk left...
Friday, 17 February 2006 2:26 pm ::
mht: Let me interpret that for you.
* Classic: Old and stubborn like me.
* Powerful: Getting a bit fat liao.
* All about getting job done: Anal. :P
* Practical everyday side: Practical guy
* Gets wild when anyone pushes your pedal: Short tempered.
* Hate to lose: Kiasu.
* Me hardly ever do: In denial.


winter: Your drinks on me!!


4. Jaschocolate left...
Friday, 17 February 2006 2:42 pm
I am a Ferrari 360 Modena!
You've got it all. Power, passion, precision, and style. You're sensuous, exotic, and temperamental. Sure, you're expensive and high-maintenance, but you're worth it.


5. winter left...
Friday, 17 February 2006 3:09 pm
I am a Lamborghini Murcielago!
You're not subtle, but you don't want to be. Fast, loud, and dramatic, you want people to notice you, and then get out of the way. In a world full of sheep, you're a raging bull.

I am like tat meh Jay???

Not accurate leh
hahaha


6. aloe left...
Friday, 17 February 2006 4:10 pm
err... why I get the same car as you..... *sweat*


7. JayWalk left...
Friday, 17 February 2006 4:24 pm ::
Jasochocolate: Here it is in English.
* Power, passion, precision, and style: Overbearingly dominatrix.
* Sensuous, exotic, and temperamental: Weirdo with a bad temper. :P
* Expensive and high-maintenance: Suffering boyfriend.
* You're worth it: For everything else, there is MasterCard.


8. JayWalk left...
Friday, 17 February 2006 4:32 pm ::
Winter: Here's yours.
* You're not subtle: Sibeh hao lian.
* Fast, loud, and dramatic: Fast, loud, and dramatic
* Want people to notice you, and then get out of the way: First person to say "Chope!" after a silent fart in a crowded elevator.
* Raging bull: Passionately stubborn.


9. JayWalk left...
Friday, 17 February 2006 5:06 pm :: 
Anna: The "you" refers to me, JayWalk? or somebody else here in the comments?


10. winter left...
Friday, 17 February 2006 5:27 pm
i am lian lah.. but not hao lian..
i am stubborn which is spot on.. haha
but i dun fart in lifts leh
hahaha


11. hitomi left...
Friday, 17 February 2006 6:07 pm
aiyo, i oso porsche 911 leh -_-"


12. JayWalk left...
Friday, 17 February 2006 6:12 pm :: 
winter: Exactly my point! Fart already then don't admit.
p.s. Ah Lian cannot hao lian meh?


13. JayWalk left...
Friday, 17 February 2006 6:19 pm :: 
hitomi: Well, I think interpretation for char boh is slightly different although there may be similar parts.
* Classic: Old and Stubborn (Sorry. Can't help you there).
* Up-to-date with the latest technology: Got spanking new mobile phone.
* Ambitious, competitive and love to win: Will sulk whenever you lose a chess game.
* One of the elite and you know it: "Elite" refers to the modeling agency i.e. you have long legs and all models sibeh tao one.


14. Jaschocolate left...
Friday, 17 February 2006 6:31 pm
Haha.. agree totally... i need to find my kaizi right away.. Not rich not interested.. muahaha


15. akk left...
Friday, 17 February 2006 8:41 pm
i'm porsche 911 too!!! argh!!! i dun want to be old AND i dun have long legs like hitomi!!! *burst into tears* lousy quiz! hrumph!!!and ur blog become forum liao... before publish already got read by so many liao.

i want to be audi TT, my dream sportscar, but i had to change from 'scalpel to sledgehammer' in order to get it...


16. JayWalk left...
Friday, 17 February 2006 8:51 pm :: 
Akk: Sorry old girl but you've gotta face up to reality.


17. winter left...
Friday, 17 February 2006 10:50 pm
i very honest one
fart already cannot act blur
ah lian can be hao lian
but seldom lah


18. kIm left...
Saturday, 18 February 2006 12:11 am
I also got Porsche 911 leh. Your quiz bor zhun one. I where got similar to you? I'm so pure and innocent lo. Muahahahah..


19. Jaschocolate left...
Saturday, 18 February 2006 2:02 am
kIm: i pukes... muahaha


20. JayWalk left...
Saturday, 18 February 2006 8:20 am :: 
kIm: You pure and innocent???
LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE!!!


21. kIm left...
Saturday, 18 February 2006 9:28 am
Hoi. Fact hor.. Don't like that say me ma. I will shy one..


22. JayWalk left...
Saturday, 18 February 2006 10:11 am :: 
kIm: Ok fine. Let's take a poll and find out, shall we?

Poll: kIm is ...
* Pure and Innocent: 0 (0%)
* Liar, Liar, Pants On Fire: 1 (100%)
Vote now!


23. kIm left...
Saturday, 18 February 2006 11:55 am
*runs away*


24. Jaslyn left...
Sunday, 19 February 2006 1:31 am :: http://precious-jas.blogspot.com
Papa! I am Chevrolet Corvette! Same as mht leh.. Hahaha


25. JayWalk left...
Sunday, 19 February 2006 1:39 am :: 
Jaslyn: Uh-oh... sama sama as MHT then...
Getting a bit pudgy lately aren't we?


26. SB left...
Sunday, 19 February 2006 1:48 am
I don't want to be a car. I want to be a nuclear submarine.


27. JayWalk left...
Sunday, 19 February 2006 7:52 am :: 
SB: Why? Because you are long, round and full of seamen?


28. akk left...
Sunday, 19 February 2006 12:33 pm
jay, u spell wrongly....ahem


29. JayWalk left...
Sunday, 19 February 2006 8:00 pm ::
akk: Spell correct lah... submarine leh.. Sea Men... wrong meh?


30. aloe left...
Monday, 20 February 2006 10:12 am
the 'you' refers to you, Jay loh. But going by your definition for females for the Porsche 911, I'm 1) not old and stubborn 2) not up to date with tech, and 3) not elite leh cos I'm not in modeling agency. So must proclaim that the quiz is vastly inaccurate. hahahha!!


31. JayWalk left...
Monday, 20 February 2006 1:06 pm :: 
Anna: You are actually *ahem* relatively *cough* quite *wheeze* old *hack hack* leh.
Something that you would vigorously deny thus proving the stubborn part.
You are very tall, so that qualifies you as a model. No?


32. aloe left...
Tuesday, 21 February 2006 9:23 am
tall doesn't mean model leh... I could be tall and fat. Model need tall and skinny de. As long as the profession does not have the word 'model' in it, then I'm not considered a model. hahahaha!

I'm not stubborn, I'm just argumentative... *blee!* *rolls sleeves up* Come one, let's debate... haa!

And I'm not that *cough* old *cough cough* ok. At least I still very much YOUNGER than you... ahahaha!!


33. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 21 February 2006 10:29 am ::
Anna: Saw your photo lah. Buay pai lah... can make it lah.
As for age, you wanna reveal it and see what the REST have to say about it?


34. aloe left...
Tuesday, 21 February 2006 11:52 am
Ahem! Please refer to http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=old for definitions of old.

I confirm I'm not in any of the categories unless u mean point 5: Having or exhibiting the wisdom of age; mature: a child who is old for his years. Then I accept.
Muahahahahahahaah!!


35. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 21 February 2006 12:53 pm ::
Anna: Ok fine. You are not old. Just older. Can?


36. aloe left...
Tuesday, 21 February 2006 5:20 pm
KNS..... -_-"


37. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 21 February 2006 7:49 pm ::
Anna: Wahahaha.... Ok lah. If it's any consolation, you will always be younger than I. *pat pat*

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