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Showing posts with label School Boy Series. Show all posts
Showing posts with label School Boy Series. Show all posts

25 July 2005

School Boy Series (Part 2.1) - NickCruiser Supplement

I chatted with Emily recently regarding my blog about Nick the Filipino Cruiser where she remarked that if the rumour was true, Nick's daughter would have been her age.

This kinda prompted my next question to everybody reading this.

How would it feel if, assuming you, under 20 years of age, are a girl and your dad is still in his 30s? Or assuming you are a guy, your mom likewise?

Can you imagine finding yourself cheonging the same places as your dad/mom?

Worse, because of the latter's financial advantage, he/she goes right in while you find yourself stranded at the back of the queue inching toward the mercy of the bouncer/door bitch.

Or lagi worse, he/she openly calls out to you "Ah Boy/Girl ah? You got enough cab fare to go home later or not? Oh yah, your jeans washed already. It's hanging to dry in the balcony." Wah lau eh. Kan si lang lao kwee.

The closest I've ever encountered is a friend's mom who partied with us at Zouk wine Bar. She was in her late 40s when we were just a bunch of pathetically poor undergrads. While I know that I kinda restricted the age limit in this blog to under 40 and she was over by about a decade, I would make the exception for her here as she doesn't act like she was almost 50. She was so full of energy that I was totally floored in awe, when I first met her.

My friend, Teng, was ok about it coz according to him, they have been "doing this" since JC days". Teng's mom, Ivy, was one happening mother who was also generous with her young friends. While we know it is kinda awkward to be leeching on the booze and smokes, it must be said, it was Hubson's Choice as we were penniless students. Besides, how to say no to booze?

Going forward, she was a class act who didn't put up any airs. She talked to us as equals and just as freely as she dispensed her advice, she was also very open minded to hear what we had to say as well as our new ideas.

As with all booze, there was naturally this thing called the beer-goggles. She was already quite a good-looker to begin with and the goggles made her lagi more appealing with every peg of alcohol that flowed freely down the esophagus.

We had an incident one time with a certain Alex, fully buzzed on the booze confessing his crush on Ivy, to the side-splitting laughter of the entire bunch, sans a certain visibly annoyed Teng who was totally NOT amused.

She laughed, shielding her face with her hands like a school girl while stomping her feet.

She stepped over and planted a wet one on his blushing cheek and called him a "Silly Boy" while attempting to rub off the lipstick mark with her fingers thereafter.

Alex was out of commission for the rest of the night as he just sat there totally smittened and spaced out.

... and NO, Ivy did not "tah pao" the young Alex home that night. It would have to be over Teng's cold dead body. hahahahaah.....

Anyone have young parents? How is it like? What about if anyone know somebody who have young parents? Share with us here, won't you?

- Voxeros

1. kIm left...
Monday, 25 July 2005 1:01 am :: http://wispsofstars.blogspot.com
Oh my.. I cant imagine my mom going clubbing. With me nonetheless. Nonononono. She would be saying "Wah.. So smoky here! Go there go there! CANNOT DRINK!! Drink PLAIN WATER!!!"

But I think it's totally cool to have young parents. Generation-gap does not help me at all!


2. JayWalk left...
Monday, 25 July 2005 5:30 am :: 
kIm: Sekali, it's the other way round to see the child nagging at the parent to stop buayaing your friend!!!

Anyway, thanks for dropping by. Just found out about your site on Saturday from Technorati when it said that I was linked to your site.


3. kIm left...
Monday, 25 July 2005 10:22 am :: http://wispsofstars.blogspot.com
Haha. Yep, I just linked you. Realized your blog is damn nice, and I'm lazy to go look for your link every time I wanna read you.


4. AKK left...
Monday, 25 July 2005 11:13 am
if my mum wants to chiong, she can go chiong herself, I dun think I would like to see that kiss happening with one of my guy frens my age. the thing is, she is free to do anything, provided I dunno the person she's involved with.


5. JayWalk left...
Monday, 25 July 2005 1:12 pm :: http://voxeros.blog-city.com
kIm: Wah... say my blog "damn nice". *blush* Glad to know that you liked it.

AKK: I think the real problem here will be when you realised there and then that your mom is having a lagi more happening time that you are. Wah... that one really cannot take it. :P


6. hitomi left...
Monday, 25 July 2005 1:34 pm
*sugar daddy* material. Attracting all the xiao mei mei. You can probably try chiong-ing with Faith next time. *LOL*


7. JayWalk left...
Monday, 25 July 2005 1:45 pm ::
hitomi: Oh I wish she would let me! But I think perhaps our age-gap is just too great to overlook?


8. ei|een left...
Monday, 25 July 2005 2:42 pm
i think young parents can be kinda cool. of course, as long as they're open minded enough.
go clubbing with mummy and daddy, then got people to pay for my drinks, liddat very good leh!! haha :p

i have friends whose parents are totally cool about the whole "hang out with your friends and we all drink and talk cock together" thing. their parents drink and smoke with us, and they sometimes even act younger than us! heh.

i envy my friends, sometimes. would be nice to have "open" parents. but i suppose not everyone can be like that. and i know my parents love me in their own way :)


9. JayWalk left...
Monday, 25 July 2005 2:47 pm ::
ei|een: I guess the uncomfortableness is all psychological.
Maybe if can get over the initially mental barrier, then it will be all good.


10. Pam left...
Monday, 25 July 2005 4:58 pm
eh, over here, there are grandparents who are 30 something ok...! :) (really, no joke).


11. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 26 July 2005 9:57 am :: 
Pam: No way? Grandparents? Shit, I wonder how the family photo looked like.


12. Pam left...
Tuesday, 26 July 2005 4:02 pm
that's when you daren't say 'out shopping with your dad/mom?'... you don't know if they are mom or grandma! i worry the day i bring my kid to school and i have people my age bringing their grandkids to school while their good for nothing children sit at home... doing nothing. oh...i can sense another rant coming up!


13. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 26 July 2005 9:54 pm :: 
Pam: I am beginning to understand what you are talking about. Are there that many of them?


14. Pam left...
Wednesday, 27 July 2005 4:37 pm
yes...there are MANY. and they don't pay tax... and they get lots of benefits. as an aside, apparently some of the would-be bombers have been on benefits (free house, free utilities...at least, plus extra money for food/booze/fags).... ! argh. makes my blood boil.


15. JayWalk left...
Wednesday, 27 July 2005 6:18 pm ::
Pam: Hmm... you starting to sound like a Republican or in the England sense, a Conservative?


16. Pam left...
Wednesday, 27 July 2005 9:11 pm
i think i'm sounding like a normal taxpayer not willing to spend my money on wasters. it's ok to have benefits for the young, the old, the sick. but when they pretend sick? when they can't be arsed to work? that's where the problem begins. when they spend the money they get for baby, on fags and drinks, that's when it makes me blood really boil. did you know, the old have to PAY TAX on top of the benefits they get? so it's taxable 'income'... for income that they earned and paid into when they were working.


17. JayWalk left...
Wednesday, 27 July 2005 9:29 pm :: 
Pam: Oh well, no place is perfect. So you wanna come back to Singapore?
Our gahmen say Singapore got no poor peepur leh. How?


18. Pam left...
Wednesday, 27 July 2005 10:22 pm
would like to come back when the time's right..! Singapore got no poor people ah... clearly the Geylang/Chinatown MPs ought to be shot! they not doing their job right in campaigning for their people!!! maybe that should be my new job... hm.


19. JayWalk left...
Wednesday, 27 July 2005 11:03 pm :: 
Pam: This one ah. You must go ask MeePok liao

23 July 2005

School Boy Series (Part 5) - Albert The Penknife Slasher.

What better way then to finish this School Boy Series with the grand finalé of Albert The Penknife Slasher. Actually, he was also Albert The Pink Lacy Panty Man but too bad my blog couldn't take such a long blog title but we will get to that later.

Albert was my Sec 2 classmate like MeePok and likewise, he was also part of the chatek gang since Sec 1. Well, the game of chatek came with 2 forms depending on what we prefer to play that day. One was court chatek where we have single, doubles, 3-aside or 5-aside. Rules are similar to any other court games like volleyball, sepak takraw etc. You get the idea.

Then, there is the "Circle" where we all gathered around in a circle (duh!) and pass the chatek around in the hope that the guy will fumble, drop the chatek and be tagged out. Winner of the round would be the last man standing.

Albert was famous for his "I WANT TO PLAY! I WANT TO PLAY! ... DON'T PASS TO ME! DON'T PASS TO ME!". For despite his great passion for the game, his lack of coordination meant that he sucked big time. We still love him though.

Incident #1 - Albert The Penknife Slasher.

Albert sat behind me in class (another ceiling fan junkie) and I had borrowed his penknife that particular day. As I was working on some art and craft in between lessons (was chasing some girl lah!), I have to leave my project under the desk every time the teacher for the next lesson stepped in. As it was quite a complicated art project (my girl-chasing effort got standard one ok!!) and the time between lessons were very short, the project was under my desk throughout the day with the penknife on loan for the longest time.

Albert was getting impatient with the penknife being away for so long and he came over and grabbed it back.

"Basket! Borrow penknife for so long. Don't want to return it, is it?" He said as he slashed my back with the penknife, thinking the the blade was retracted.

At the moment, I felt a stinging HOT sensation running across my back. The blade was still OUT! As I was not done with the penknife, I left the blade as it was, under my desk, thinking that I was going to get back to the project later when the lesson was done.

The blade sliced through my school uniform and into my back. The newly carved white line on my back started to turn red as blood started to gush out of the wound.

Albert was stunned as he realised what he had done. I was writhing in pain as a patch of red, as a result of my uniform soaking up the blood, started to expand. Fortunately, the wound was very shallow and the bleeding was stopped very quickly. The penknife was confiscated and my project that day came to an abrupt end.

I explained to the teacher, in Albert's defense, that it was a freak accident and we both avoided the dreaded trip to the principal's office.

It was a funny scene at the end of the day at the flag-lowering ceremony. All the guys standing behind me were staring at my back in disbelief, as my uniform was flapping in the wind, in sync with the flags. My uniform machiam Japan flag with a red blot in the middle.

I won't go into the details of my bus trip home that day. That would be another story another time.

Incident #2 - Albert The Pink Lacy Panty Man.

Being a school with a long tradition of winning the School Nationals in swimming. It was hardly surprising that swimming was a constant staple in our Physical Education curriculum. It was a morning PE session in Sec 4 as we started off the school day in the changing room of the pool getting into our trunks. The lockers were very old and offered hardly any security at all. A whack in the right spot of the locker door and it would be unlocked. Simple as that. Just think of Fonzie of Happy Days working the jukebox at Al's.

That one morning, we had Rick who stole a pair of panties from his sister. We waited for Albert to finish changing and out of the changing room, before we broke into his locker. We threw away his underwear and stuff the panties in its place. Closing back the locker, we trooped out to the swimming pool with a mischievous grin on our faces, eagerly waiting for the swimming to be over. Oh how we snickered at the blissfully ignorant Albert as we did our laps.

Swimming's over and it was back in the changing room again. We all hovered around his locker, pretending that ours were also nearby.

The jaw-dropped expression on Albert's face was priceless when he fished out the little pink lacy thing only to quickly stuff it back in to prevent anyone seeing it. You could see panic in his eyes as he rummage through his bag over and over again for that elusive white crocodile that was in the garbage bin, a distance away.

Next, it was a game of whodunnit "Cluedo" as the flustered Albert scanned the changing room for guilty faces. We were in top form that day as all of us mustered our best nonchalant poker faces. Deep inside, we were going to explode for holding in the laughter so desperately.

It was the hardest decision of Albert's life that day? Keep the trunks? Wear the panties? Or Ling Long Bell?

As it turned out, Albert decided to wear his school pants over his trunks for the rest of his day. As the trunks was wet, his school pants, despite being navy blue, started to form a even darker dark blue patch as the water soaked through. It must had been the longest day of his Sec 4 life, as the whole school couldn't walk by him without a snickering finger pointing at "Dark Blue".

His Crocodile was never recovered.

- Voxeros

1. anna left...
Friday, 22 July 2005 7:34 am
Albert sounds damn fierce with the penknife. Fortunately, it wasn't a deep cut. "Basket" brings back good memories. Used to hear that alot.

This is hilarious! I can just imagine his horror when his croc undie was gone, and fish out a pink lacy one instead. You guys were cruel.


2. JayWalk left...
Friday, 22 July 2005 8:39 am :: 
anna: Yeah, we were a mischievous bunch of idiots, aren't we? ~LOL


3. vandice left...
Saturday, 23 July 2005 1:53 am :: http://twiuc.blogspot.com
The school pants dark blue wat. Don't wear undies lah!


4. JayWalk left...
Saturday, 23 July 2005 7:18 am ::
Vandice: That one I really dunno liao. Perhaps he was afraid that we might strip him at the bus stop after school?


5. jaschocolate left...
Saturday, 23 July 2005 11:22 am
Wau lau.. bully ppl like that.. very embarrassing to be wet down there leh...
Btw, i also accidentally cut my friend before in primary school.. jialat..


6. JayWalk left...
Saturday, 23 July 2005 11:27 am :: 
jaschocolate: Bully? Where got? It's only a prank. Here's the difference.
Bully: We laugh at you.
Prank: We laugh with you.
Get it?


7. jaschocolate left...
Saturday, 23 July 2005 11:53 am
He was not laughing mah.. so is confirmed guranteed plus chop chop BULLY..


8. JayWalk left...
Saturday, 23 July 2005 12:42 pm :: 
jaschocolate: Where got bully? We still laugh about it today when we think back. Sigh... the good old days.
In a way, we all have our fair share of pranks, be us the perpetrator or the victim. So I say everybody's pretty even.


9. Zhe Bin left...
Saturday, 23 July 2005 12:48 pm
HAHA. this brings back a lot of memories lah! wallets and handphones were our targets everytime. er.. we didn't exchange though; we kept it.


10. JayWalk left...
Saturday, 23 July 2005 12:56 pm :: 
Zhe Bin: Last time where got handphone one? Card phone also dun have. Make phone call need to tong the 10-cent coin one.
时代不同了。 唉!


11. ei|een left...
Saturday, 23 July 2005 1:31 pm
bwahahaha! now i know why they say young boys are damn horrible..
if i were him, i would have just gone ding dong bell. commando is definitely better than wearing wet trunks! heh.


12. JayWalk left...
Saturday, 23 July 2005 4:38 pm :: http://voxeros.blog-city.com
ei|een: But you must understand, at that time just finished swimming. So ding dong, no bell. Only a pair of shriveled up sng bueh.

I think he felt insecure lor.

Either that or he scared his little brother catch cold and ah choo already all the mucus come out.

Ok... I am so grossing myself out here.


13. lancerlord left...
Saturday, 23 July 2005 7:21 pm :: http://lancerlord.blogspot.com
Penknife stabber. Fierce!


14. JayWalk left...
Saturday, 23 July 2005 7:48 pm :: 
lancerlord: Penknife slasher actually. I was a mechanical pencil stabber when I was in Primary 2. The other kid's folks come to "visit" my parents as a result. I kena whacked jialat jialat for that incident.

The good thing however, was that the kid never dared to kuai lan with me again.
He is a doctor now. I am glad I set him on the straight path then.


15. hitomi left...
Saturday, 23 July 2005 11:04 pm
wah, you so hiong one ah?


16. JayWalk left...
Saturday, 23 July 2005 11:22 pm :: 
hitomi: 所谓 "狗急跳墙". Bor pian. Guai lan kia provoke me that day until damn jia lat... I lost it.
But that was in the past lah. Now old already. Mellowed down liao.


17. eddy left...
Sunday, 24 July 2005 12:55 am
Wah, your school days so happening! I don't seem to recall any interesting incidents during my time leh.


18. JayWalk left...
Sunday, 24 July 2005 1:00 am ::
eddy: You sure got one lah... just need to think hard.
Either that or you haven't been very observant lor.
Why? Too busy oogling at girls har?


19. akk left...
Sunday, 24 July 2005 1:37 am
hahaaha....so funny, in my JC, we stripped the birthday ppl...and anyway, why not wear pants without the trunks?


20. JayWalk left...
Sunday, 24 July 2005 9:22 am ::
Akk: Good question but as I have just told ei|een, he probably scared that his two sng buehs may run away.


21. The Angry Little Girl left...
Sunday, 24 July 2005 1:26 pm :: http://theangrylittlegirl.blogspot.com
hehehehehhehe. sng buehs.
I learnt something new today.


22. JayWalk left...
Sunday, 24 July 2005 1:46 pm :: 
AngryLittleGirl*: Acherly hor... got a lot more different names to call them but let's keep this blog PG-13 ok? :P


23. hitomi left...
Monday, 25 July 2005 9:45 am
Aiyo... are you sure it's PG-13?


24. JayWalk left...
Monday, 25 July 2005 1:07 pm ::
hitomi: Ok lah... NC-17? Can?


25. Meepok left...
Monday, 25 July 2005 5:05 pm
I know where his undies are. On the flag mast near the swimming pool. I threw it there. It was flapping in full glory the last time I saw it.


26. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 26 July 2005 9:58 am :: 
MeePok: You took it? Eeewwww...


27. hitomi left...
Tuesday, 26 July 2005 10:25 am
Yucks, I can almost see a yellowish pair of underwear flapping in the wind...


28. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 26 July 2005 12:22 pm :: 
hitomi: I so do not want to visualise that. Oh gawd.....

21 July 2005

School Boy Series (Part 4) - Tony the Sultan Gabra

Tony was also my Indonesian classmate in Sec 3 and 4. A quiet and reserved guy who is always polite and well-liked by everybody in class. Even though he is not an active participant in our class activities, we always made it a point to save a space for him.

Tony, like me, is a fellow paper hat and can opener gladiator. However, looking at our results more closely, I think he was slightly better. He got the butter knife.

One more thing about him is that this guy is si beh blur one. So sotong until the extend that we conferred him the title Sultan Gabra.

One time during Literature lesson...

Ms Cheah: So Tony, what do you think this stanza is trying to tell about the author's life as a father and a husband?

Tony: Well... *Pausing to gather his thoughts"

5 minutes must have passed as he stood there pondering while we were still waiting for him to utter the next word...

Ms Cheah: Well?

Tony: Wait. I am still thinking.

Ms Cheah: Oh right. Take your time then.

Another 3 minutes later...

Tony: Madam.

Ms Cheah: Yes, Tony?

Tony: What was the question?

Ms Cheah: -------- -_-" -------- ~8

Anyone remembered the useless English textbook "InterLink"? What a waste of money! Anyway, there was this a particular time during English lesson where out of the blue moon, we actually needed to use the textbook. There was a particular passage in the book that we had to read and then later discuss. Towards the end of the lesson, Tony suddenly stood up and walked towards class cupboard and started rummaging.

Mrs Lee: Tony, what are you doing? Get back to your seat. We are in the middle of a discussion!

Tony: I am looking for my "InterLink".

Mrs Lee: -------- -_-" -------- ~8

We stayed in touch via ICQ from time to time and I found out that his blurness ran in the family. There was this time I was on ICQ with him for almost an hour...

Tony: By the way, who is this?

Me: What do you mean "who is this?" We have been chatting in ICQ for almost an hour!

Tony: Sorry but I need to know. I am Tony's father. I am using his computer.

Me: -------- -_-" -------- ~8

Well Tony, wherever you are now. Take care buddy.

- Voxeros

1. Vandice left...
Thursday, 21 July 2005 2:00 am
Muahahahaha... being ard him must surely make you bengsan all the time...


2. The Angry Little Girl left...
Thursday, 21 July 2005 3:31 am :: http://theangrylittlegirl.blogspot.com
can opener gladiator, paper hat, butter knife.....
now i also blur man.


3. JayWalk left...
Thursday, 21 July 2005 6:56 am :: 
Vandice: Sure we pengz lotsa times. Sure we get crows/dragon flies flying across the back of our heads.

Somehow, we always forgive him and just accept him as he is. When a fella is a good guy, it's hard to get angry with him lah.

----- -_-" ----- ~8


4. JayWalk left...
Thursday, 21 July 2005 7:08 am :: 
AngryLittleGirl: Actually I got the idea of this analogy (Read Here) from the movie "Curry & Pepper" (1990) starring Jacky Cheung and Stephen Chow.

Jacky and Stephen were these two triad gangster wannabes and there was this scene where the whole gang was getting ready for a street fight. Baskets of weapons were taken out and all the gang members rushed to get their hands on parangs, metal pipes, machetes, axes, etcs. By the time Jacky and Stephen got to the basket, all that was left was 1 fruit knife and 1 can opener.

I guess to explain the whole thing point blank, I equate one's academic prowess with a weapon grade. So a guy with a rocket launcher means that he is better in studying that one with an egg beater. You need to use a bit of your imagination here. Picture a gladiator trying to fight the lions with say... a soup ladle in his hand.

Got it?


5. anna left...
Thursday, 21 July 2005 7:38 am
Haha, tony and his father are funny, equally blur. Don't say him. I also very blur. Known by friends as Blur Sotong.


6. JayWalk left...
Thursday, 21 July 2005 8:46 am :: 
anna: At least you are still eye candy for a blur sotong. er.... can't really say the same for Tony though.


7. hitomi left...
Thursday, 21 July 2005 12:32 pm
How come your friends all so funny one? Birds of the same feather flock together?


8. ei|een left...
Thursday, 21 July 2005 3:24 pm
HAHAHAHA!
this is damn funny. hahahahahaha!


9. JayWalk left...
Thursday, 21 July 2005 9:17 pm :: 
hitomi: For starters, all my friends all very "happening" one.
However, the truth to be told, we are a bunch of people who are not afraid to laugh at ourselves which is why we have a lot of funny moments that we remember fondly.

ei|een: Glad that you have a smile on your face today after reading this. Cheers.


10. hitomi left...
Friday, 22 July 2005 2:32 pm
True, true...


11. JayWalk left...
Friday, 22 July 2005 4:18 pm :: 
hitomi: It just mean that we are a bunch of cocksters lah! hahahaha


12. jaschocolate left...
Saturday, 23 July 2005 11:24 am
wahaha... he's so cute.. blur blur one.. can entertain u all a lot wor..


13. JayWalk left...
Saturday, 23 July 2005 11:33 am :: 
jaschocolate: There are 2 types of blur.
One is blur until all of us get very bad and want to hantam the bugger jialat jialat. e.g. Sabo King in the army.

Other is blur until we don't whether to laugh or cry.
Tony is the 2nd type.


14. jaschocolate left...
Saturday, 23 July 2005 11:54 am
still is considered FREE entertainment mah.. don't complain so much..


15. JayWalk left...
Saturday, 23 July 2005 12:44 pm ::
jaschocolate: Sometimes watching him machiam watching live comedy like that. Si beh geh gian.


16. akk left...
Sunday, 24 July 2005 1:31 am
hahahahah!!! his papa is like him! :)


17. JayWalk left...
Sunday, 24 July 2005 9:18 am ::
Akk: As the old sayings go:
Like father, like son.
A chip off the old block.
:)

20 July 2005

School Boy Series (Part 3) - Einstein The TohTuck Boy

Einstein, MeePok and I were classmates in Sec 2, then JC 1 and JC2 as well. If MeePok was the Uzi-slinger, then Einstein had his own Bradley Tank. Einstein was scholar calibre and was ranked in the top 20 of the school.

Before you guys start having the word "Nerd" flash across your mind, let me tell you that he is not. A bit shy, yes. A nerdy geek, absolutely not. Besides, what's wrong with being a nerd? Look at Bill Gates. 'Nuff said.

Anyway, besides being "si beh goot" in his studies, he was also pretty active in school. A big wig in the NCC Land corp, a prefect when in secondary school and a ex-co member of the student council in JC.

But there is just this one thing that always counted against him. His luck with the ladies. From Ling to Sissy to Jo. Crush, Crash, Burn. Don't know why leh? Always like that one. While he was always secretive about his pursuits, it was easy to track his "love life" as for some strange reason, his grades were inversely proportionate to his "skirt chasing".

"Eh, you buang your Chemistry test siah. Got new girlfriend, right?"

"Eh, you topped the class in last week's GP assignment. Kena dumped ah?"

For a friendship that is more than 20 years old, I have a funny story about Einstein to tell.

We were in NS and we both got a call from another ex-classmate. We were invited to watch the International Ballroom Dancing Competition with him(!). What??! Ballroom dancing??!!! WTF??!

As it turned out, this ex-classmate, Seng, was going after this girl and wanted to impressed her with his Sensitive New Age Guy routine. However, as it turned out, the prospective girlfriend invited another 3 of her "sisters" along. Hence, our pagers beeped like crazy that day as Seng was desperate trying to top up the number of guys to balance up the gender ratio.

So there we were, 1 beaming guy, 4 giggly girls and 3 very bored blokes. From the Singapore Indoor Stadium, we proceeded to Marina South for steamboat dinner.

All seemed pretty normal, with the usual chit chat over dinner. Then at some point in the middle of dinner, the multi-tasking me was busy eating my food, right hand holding my drink and my left hand cracking the egg into the soupy broth.

Einstein: Wow! That's amazing!

Me: What amazing? *blur*

Einstein: You can crack egg with one hand siah.

Me: Yah. So?

Einstein: Let me try! Let me try!

So Einstein picked up an egg and with one hand, swung the egg towards the lip of the steamboat. His arm alignment must have been off as he slammed the entire egg into the side of the steamboat. Egg, shell and all.

Suddenly, the dinner became very quiet as we all stared at the sizzling egg frying itself to a blackened crisp at the side of the steamboat. Si beh malu.....

Well, Einstein is still single and I felt that fate had dealt him the short straw. He is a very nice guy and I am sure he totally deserves a nice girl in return. Any girl would have been lucky to have him. Cupid is bladdy slacking in his job with Einstein. If I ever see Cupid, I am so going to kick his ass.

I mean the saying "Nice Guys Finish Last" is merely a cliché, right?

Then again, the biggest prize at the lucky draw is always the last one right? Let's hope Einstein gets the equivalent of that 100" big-ass (not literally) plasma TV prize.

Besides, where got such thing as striking 10 million TOTO on the first try one?

Any takers?

* Go here for a MeePok's version of Einstein.
- Voxeros


1. Pam left...
Wednesday, 20 July 2005 12:57 am
i think he lacks self confidence - he might be v confident at work and whatever else he does, but 'women' are his Achilles heel and he realises that, which then makes it worse in some sense.


2. Vandice left...
Wednesday, 20 July 2005 1:49 am
Eh, EQ problem or really no luck with ladies or don't want to, period? I have a friend who is smart, holding a good job, but lagi EQ low lor. Even I as a guy get turn off by his crudeness sometimes. And I've known him a dozen years. I blame his behavior on the army. Your friend doesn't sound like mine but mebbe he's just a klutz like me lor...


3. JayWalk left...
Wednesday, 20 July 2005 7:24 am :: 
Pam: I was just telling somebody that the most important thing in this case is faith. If the person himself has given up, the all hope is gone.

We have heard of people getting hitched at 40 years old. Well, that's because he hasn't given up hope all these years.

I worry a bit about Einstein coz I think he quite low morale at the moment.

Vandice: EQ is quite the new age concept. I would understand your friend failing in the "social department" but Einstein is just one fine gentleman which as a result lagi baffles me.

Perhaps we are the one who are too "crude"?


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Wednesday, 20 July 2005 7:29 am
Yupz, is true, is true... we are rather crude lah...


5. Meepok left...
Wednesday, 20 July 2005 9:01 am
All - I met Einstein recently for makan. He looked pretty dejected about this whole woman thingy. Einstein has too much respect for women, to the extent of being scared of them.

Women want to be treated nice (and as equals) but are not looking for subservient blokes or slaves. Right Pam?

He is still looking for the ideal girl but his specs are quite tight. That makes the match even harder to find.

Anyway, there is always one way out for Einstein. Foreign bride.


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Wednesday, 20 July 2005 11:01 am :: 
Vandice: Nowsaday har, I tell you, we no more call ourselves crude liao. We is now more better educated. We is ourselves called "Keeping It Real".

Got sound more fee-lee-feh-leh more better refined or not har?

MeePok: I think he is so nice to the extend that he is being trampled upon. Maybe can ask Dicta to bring him go Dynasty KTV to learn Bad Boy 101 or not har?


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Wednesday, 20 July 2005 11:10 am
It would have been refined if not for the "har"...

Wah Dynasty ah? Cannot lah, orh tiam lai... Plus your header got FBC leh... cannot cannot... bring him to church and intro nice ger who wun trample him type lah...


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Wednesday, 20 July 2005 11:46 am :: 
Vandice: Einstein is soooo nice that even the girls in church would trample him.
p.s. What is FBC?


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Wednesday, 20 July 2005 12:15 pm
warraoz... your First Baptist Church picture lah! Eh, tt header and KTV like oil and water hor... dun mix one... cannot sat. go dynasty sun. go FBC rite?

Soooo nice? He one of the sisters ah?


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Wednesday, 20 July 2005 12:54 pm :: 
Vandice: Orrh... that FBC ah... that one get from http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/i ndex_1.php one lah.

Anyway, you are right. Cannot Saturday go Dynasty, the Sunday go FBC. Sure cannot wake up one.

Should go on Friday.


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Wednesday, 20 July 2005 2:39 pm
Vandice / Jay - Church char bor also trampled on him liao. KTV may actually work. Re Bad boy 101, I think we can teach him. The problem is he doesn't want to learn from us.


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Wednesday, 20 July 2005 3:47 pm
but time waits for no one? heheheh.

i like your line, "if i ever see cupid, i am so going to kick his ass." pure cupid. but i'll probably kick him too.


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Wednesday, 20 July 2005 3:50 pm
Ya, faith is important. Tell Einstein not to give up hope. Maybe God has a really suitable gal in store for him. Too bad I can't volunteer myself. I'm also "very nice". ;-)


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Wednesday, 20 July 2005 3:57 pm :: 
MeePok: He doesn't want to learn? You asked him already ah?
Sekali, go KTV also kena trample... siong!

milktea: Hmm... I may also want to kick him in the nuts for good measure.

hitomi: I have no doubt you are "very nice". How come cannot volunteer yourself?

To Einstein I say, "Keep The Faith".


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Wednesday, 20 July 2005 4:26 pm
MP/Jay, Einstein is intimidated by women... when you guys continue to tekan him about it, isn't it worse?!?!! i'm just wondering where he meets these women... surely in his own time, he can behave normally and actually come across to them as nice as he comes across to you folks? MP, have you suggested that he could go for those 'lunch/dinner for 6' events? it's like matchmaking but he gets to makan at a nice place too! so even if he doesn't get the girl, he gets to fill his tummy! :) i think those are nice places/events to meet people, casual, foody and at least got choice of 3 women!


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Wednesday, 20 July 2005 5:41 pm
Lost my "volunteer rights" cos I'm attached lah.


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Wednesday, 20 July 2005 6:16 pm :: 
Pam: Rest assured we are very aware of the risk of backfiring when pushing somebody too hard.

That is why, he is still single and we have not given up on him.

If we were to twist his arm into it, it would have been accomplished a loooong time ago.


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Wednesday, 20 July 2005 8:06 pm
Pam - Yes, I've suggested to Einstein already. You know me so long liao, you should have guessed !! He didn't want to go. He scared lah !!


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Wednesday, 20 July 2005 8:09 pm ::
hitomi: Attached already har? But not married right?
Like that, then can I put him on your waiting list first? :P


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Wednesday, 20 July 2005 8:17 pm :: 
MeePok: Looks like we need to drug him. Mix tongkat ali in his drink?
Either that or we need to be in the lookout for the type of girl who would club him on the head and then drag him back into the cave.


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Wednesday, 20 July 2005 8:52 pm
Sure, let me ask my boyfriend first. :P
Perhaps you can try linking him up with the "prospectives" via email first and then leave it to them to progress from there.

Or maybe Einstein's too "choosy"? Sekali he's the one who dumped the girls?


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Wednesday, 20 July 2005 9:01 pm ::
hitomi: Wah. You must ask bf for permission one har? :P
Einstein dumped girls? Not that I am ever aware of. What about you, MeePok? Got ever see Einstein dump anyone before?

Quite impossible considering he is such a nice guy.


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Wednesday, 20 July 2005 10:41 pm
Have to, out of politeness mah. I told you I'm "very nice" liao.
Maybe he dumped girls in a "nice" way too. :-P


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Wednesday, 20 July 2005 10:51 pm
i think he needs a char boh friend to tell him how to be with girls. is he even at ease with women? if he's kancheong and etcetc, sure cannot one!! especially at this age. shy shy is not cute you know, at this age!!


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Wednesday, 20 July 2005 11:13 pm :: 
hitomi: Nice girl, indeed. BF lucky to have you.
But seriously lah. He nice until won't dump girls one, even in a nice way but that is assuming he dumps at all.

Pam: Harlow, if got char bor friend, MeePok and I "unemployed" liao loh...


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Thursday, 21 July 2005 7:35 am
Einstein sounds like a nice guy. It's probably not his time yet. I'm sure he'll find a wonderful girl.


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Thursday, 21 July 2005 9:21 am :: 
anna: I certainly hope that you are right about this one. Perhaps the greater concern is this lad's morale and his fast-eroding hopes.


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Thursday, 21 July 2005 12:31 pm
I KNOW I'm nice. Haha... Not lucky lah. We're blessed to have found each other. :)


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Thursday, 21 July 2005 3:22 pm
this kind of thing, cannot rush and cannot force lah.
when the time is right, sure got many "kang tao" one.

or as my mother would say : "work hard earn money first. you got money, you scared got no one want you ah?!"

ah, sometimes, mothers really speak the truth. heh.


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Thursday, 21 July 2005 9:24 pm :: 
hitomi: Blessed is definitely the right word. But now hor, you can afford to be more atas since you have the upper hand now. You now have a waiting list of guys.

Er... make that guy. Singular but hey, we have to start somewhere right? :P

ei|een: Like I mentioned in WonkyTong's Blog, this is a bit like waiting for the bus/cab.
One come, all come. One don't come, all don't come.

Your mother is right but only to a limited extend. How would you feel about a girl who wants you only because you are rich?

Beside, Einstein is rich NOW.


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Friday, 22 July 2005 11:14 am
Jay: You know my "shelf life" also not very long. Where got waiting list? Most guys look for SYT - "sweet young thing". :-P

Einstein can try the SDU speed-dating thingy. I've already heard of at least 2 successful cases in my circle of friends. If can't work out also can make some friends.


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Friday, 22 July 2005 11:47 am :: 
hitomi: I feel that I need to correct you there. I don't deny the appeal of SYT but you should know that woman in their 30s are just as attractive.

Woman in the 30s are more mature and more confident. That is a totally different type of sex appeal altogether. Yummy!

So, I won't be too worried, if I were you. Just that SYT and 30s are different market segments and you just need to make the transition to discover a whole new world.


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Friday, 22 July 2005 2:31 pm
"Different market segments"? Hmmm... I'm not worried lah. I'm not called "cradle snatcher" for nothing. *LOL*


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Friday, 22 July 2005 4:14 pm :: 
hitomi: You cradle snatcher? This is gotta hear! Spill it!!


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Friday, 22 July 2005 9:00 pm
:-P


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Friday, 22 July 2005 9:04 pm :
hitomi: Don't you stick you tongue! Quick! Confess!


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Saturday, 23 July 2005 11:29 am
you mean he's still single ah.. this kind of thing cannot rush mah.. And u are really good at multi-tasking.. i wonder if u will read newspapers when u are making love.. heehee :p


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Saturday, 23 July 2005 11:41 am ::
jaschocolate: In theory can but who is going to help flip the pages? :P


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Saturday, 23 July 2005 11:00 pm
:-P


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Saturday, 23 July 2005 11:12 pm ::
hitomi: Aiyoh... stick tongue again!


41. akk left...
Sunday, 24 July 2005 1:29 am
wah...so many comments, so better dun add my own 2 cents, u got a pile of coins liao. All the best to ur Einstein fren! must update us for good news!!!


42. JayWalk left...
Sunday, 24 July 2005 9:16 am ::
Akk: Comments can never be too many. Go on. Share with us what you have, won't you?

19 July 2005

School Boy Series (Part 2) - Nick The Filipino Cruiser

Nick sat in front of my in Sec 3 and 4 coz we both wanted to sit directly under the ceiling fan. Being a Filipino, he was very good looking and sings very well. In terms of academic ranking, I would classify him as a six-shot revolver. (Damn, is there anyone who did worse than my can opener, like a cheese grater or something? Sheesh!)

Nick was a talented writer and his poems were a regular feature in our class reading and one even made it to the school's yearbook. A prefect (read: I was a jee seow kia) and was well liked by all the teachers especially the younger lady teachers. I wondered if it's got anything to do with his looks. Hmm.... I wonder....

Nick and I clicked quite well together as we both loved music and would always hang out regularly at record stores after school (Anyone remembers Supreme Records, Valentine Music?)

Then there is this one time.

Nick: Eh Jay. Check out the new single that I bought.

Me: Jody Watley. Looking For A New Love. I like that song!

Nick: You can borrow it home today, if you want.

Me: Sweet! Thanks!

Nick: But you must do one thing for me.

Me: Sure. what do you need me to do.

Nick: Record the songs into tape (cassette).

Me: Not a problem. Will do it today and pass the tape to you tomorrow with the record.

Nick: Nah. Leave the record at your place for the time being. No hurry.

Me: Ok, when do you need it back then?

Nick: No hurry. Just leave it there first.

Me: Eh?

Nick: I don't have a turn-table at home.

 Me: -------- -_-" -------- ~8

* I think I mentioned this before in my earlier Musical Baton blog.

Well, I lost contact with Nick after he finished his A-Levels at VJC. I heard that he returned to Phillippines as he didn't want to do NS in Singapore and hence given up the Singaporean citizenship. What I heard later was that he did his university back home and got married in the same year as he, a Catholic, got some girl pregnant.

If the story was true (can anyone verify this?), his daughter would have been hmm.... 16, 17 years old today? Wow!

- Voxeros


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Tuesday, 19 July 2005 6:07 am
Muahaha... I have a Filipino fren here who's really similar. He really knows how to 'use' ppl. Maybe tt's an offshoot of filipino culture, which is very friendly and communal. I'm sure he must have been the life of the party, if there ever was one...


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Tuesday, 19 July 2005 7:27 am :: 
vandice: What I really don't get was why he bought the vinyl when he didn't have a turntable at home.

If he like the song, he could have asked around or go buy Jody Watley in cassette tape form.

Man, this was the time before CD existed!


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Tuesday, 19 July 2005 8:52 am
I remember nick. Si peh yan tao. Vinyl, Supreme, Valentine and Dada are names the younger ones cannot identify with. I remember I picked up the Corrs demo tape @ Dada. Bought it not because I cared to Irish music. The char bors on the cover were damn chio :-)


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Tuesday, 19 July 2005 9:09 am
but i have to agree most filipinos are good singers and yes, there is a problem of overpopulation in the Philippines.


5. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 19 July 2005 9:19 am ::
MeePok: Yes and dada... how can I forget that at Funan (Kimarie ring a bell?).

milktea: I don't think there is over population lah. Just poor urban planning resulting in people all kena squashed in one small plot of land leaving vast acres of forest untouched.
Good thing or bad? Depends on how you see it lor.


6. a crunchy green apple left...
Tuesday, 19 July 2005 11:01 pm :: http://greenappledelight.blogspot.com/
Hmm speaking of Filipino guys, come to think of it..i've never known a single one in sch before! I've heard of their gentlemenly ways and dishy-ness, can anyone verify this too? Haha.

Hey why only talk about guys...don't pretend pretend.. Talk about the gals back then lah! ;)


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Wednesday, 20 July 2005 12:50 pm :: 
crunchie: The Filipinos I've met all very nice folks and boy, do they ALL love to sing (and very well if I may add).
 
Being from an all boys school, naturally easier to write about boys mah. I am actually considering writing about girls as well but I think I would leave it to August when I get back from Vegas.


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Saturday, 23 July 2005 11:31 am
wau lau.. he very rich is it.. don't have turn-table still buy record.. haha


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Saturday, 23 July 2005 11:47 am :: 
jaschocolate: For a smart guy, it was certainly a gush of shit to the brain. Or some would call it a brain fart. 

It's not like he do this often. That was his ONE and ONLY vinyl that he bought.
Perhaps, he REALLY like that song so much?

18 July 2005

School Boy Series (Part 1) - MeePok The Left Handed Goldfish

I've known MeePok since Sec 1 and while we were in different class then, we were part of the chatek gang that gathers everyday in the foyer before school and during recess.

It wasn't until Sec 2 (and again in JC1 and JC2) that we ended up in the same class. While I was the "paper hat and can opener" gladiator, MeePok was easily in the top 50 and as such, he would be the mean-looking Uzi-slinging warrior with about a dozen grenades to his belt.

We used to call him Goldfish coz of his bulging lovely big eyes and this guy had a trademarked lopsided way of doing push-up. Being a south-paw like me, the strength of both his arms were so unbalanced that his left shoulder will always come up before the right during push-ups.

However, the most memorable incident was in Sec 4 where he ended up in the Principal's office that day.

It was the morning assembly and it was a particularly special day because SBC TV12 was there to do a documentary series on schools that were planning to go independent. MeePok was coincidentally the national flag bearer of the day.

So the filming started and we stood to attention as the national anthem began to blare. We sang our "Mari Kita" with gusto and pomp coz we were on TV!

Then something strange happened. At around halfway through the anthem the national flag stopped rising and stayed in that position all the way till the end of the anthem. Everybody was puzzled with a certain MeePok at the foot of the flagpole in panic stations.

There was a silent paused then as we watched the cameraman go up to the 2nd floor corridor to investigate the mystery of the national flag at half-mast. The cameraman lifted the flag and OH MY GAWD!

It was WHITE OVER RED!!

MeePok had single-handedly turned Singapore into Poland!

On national TV some more!!

HONG KAN!!!

The flag was stuck at half-mast coz the knot which was supposed to be below, got to the top before the flag did and got stuck at the pole-top pulley. The whole school ROARED, shaking the whole school with laughter. The principal's face went from zero to black in 0.8 seconds flat.

"Will the national flag bearer, please report to the Principal's office immediately after assembly."

MeePok kena ear bashing jialat jialat that day.

p.s. Blackmail question of the day: Who's Amy?

Image Credit: http://singaporeseen.stomp.com.sg/
- Voxeros

1. Meepok left...
Monday, 18 July 2005 1:09 am
Jay - Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! Wa lau eh!! These are pics I've not seen in years !! The top one was taken when we were trying to sian the gals in our junior class during orientation.

My 2 cents worth:

1. I'm not top 50 lah. Umbrella man is. You should write about him. He is the epitome of cock. I rank second.

2. We looked great in blue and white. The uniform made us look slim too. The dark blue inner collar looks cool and conceals stains (gow-quake) brilliantly.

3. Principal (Mr. W. Thomas) wanted to expel me for an gross act of public disgrace. (Note: I'm sure he didn't see you, Wing and Cheng running naked round the school yard the day before). In my bargain plea, I revealed the names of the porn tape distributors in school. Yes, I snitched but I "brudder" with you. I deliberately left your name out ……

4. Re Polish flag, I've maintained this over the past 19 years: I didn't do it on purpose. Those who gave me a standing ovation after I returned from the principal's office that fateful day still do not believe me.

5. Who's Amy?


2. jaschocolate left...
Monday, 18 July 2005 2:00 am
Haha.. funny.. lucky Meepok is not angry with u for posting this..


3. vandice left...
Monday, 18 July 2005 5:42 am
Poland? Muahahahaha. MeePok, I think your comment is funnier than the post leh. But still, tt doesn't explain why you're called Meepok leh...
Jay, lull period ah? How come so many posts recently?


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Monday, 18 July 2005 7:21 am :: 
MeePok: Sigh... those were the good ol' days. I think we gave up on the junior girls after a while as we went downstairs to chor chor the Arts and Commerce girls.

Remember the ECA notice board in the canteen? The bunch of us pasted a recruitment notice for "Sun Tan Club" We have two lists. One for boys and one for girls to sign up.
Obviously, there was no such thing as a "Sun Tan Club". At the end of the day, we took down the noticed before anybody realised the wiser and just kept the girls' list, throwing away the rest.

It was a fruitful havest full of telephone numbers!

1) I don't personally know Umbrella Man so I can't write much about him. Besides, he gives me the creeps.

2) I don't know what it was about our navy blue and white uniform. School girls tend to flock to them, like us to pinafores.... dunno why.... hmm...

3) Brudder. It was not on the grounds of Public Disgrace. It was more towards Treason!

4) I believe you. We are still celebrating national day on 9 August and not 11 November, aren't we?

5) Wah.. the cute JC junior from SB? You heartless creature. So fast forget liao.... nao hiah...


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Monday, 18 July 2005 7:23 am ::
jaschocolate: MeePok and I brudder brudder one lah. How to get angry?
I am sure he is drafting a blog about me, as we speak, in retaliation.
I think I sure kena jialat jialat from him one.

vandice: The name MeePok only came on recently as he realised the name "Goldfish" can't really score chicks.

Lull period? Au contraire mon amis. I was inspired by Belle's to cheong a 10-blog series.
Besides, if you check my archives, I write on average, one blog a day anyway.


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Monday, 18 July 2005 9:10 am
Jay - Re(5), don't make me take out the ol' skeletons in your closet, esp those during your wild (cow grass chewing) days. I'm sure your blog kakis are more than eager to learn about Danny, Joe and Lorenzo ………… (didn't they join your private sun tan club?)

Jaschocolate: No lah. Not angry with him. Since Sec 1, I learnt not to abuse other hormonally charged, intellectually challenged boys (like myself). By the way, have you heard of the saying, "Brudder, Brudder; Whack you harder" (it rhymes!). Won't be writing about Jay. I don't bully the weak.

Vandice – Life is like a bowl of meepok tah, you'll never know what you're gonna get. Yah, like Jay said, "Goldfish" doesn't attract chicks. They want other bulging appendages, not eyes. Meepok is something Ah Lians and (sadly, Ah sohs) can easily identify with. Hope to score with the Ah Lians and pass the Ah Sohs to Jay. For more info on why I chose this pseudonym, go to my maiden posting http://meepoktah.blogdrive.com/archive/cm-04_cy-200 5_m-04_d-07_y-2005_o-0.html


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Monday, 18 July 2005 9:30 am ::
Meepok: Hmm... looks like we got ourselves locked in a Mexican Standoff. *sweat*

Jaschocolate: Just to jump to MeePok's defence. "Brudder" here means he and I. Not his other "Brudder". Thank you for your attention.

Vandice: I take it as a blessing when MeePok shoves all the Ah Sohs to me. They could have be Ah Mahs!


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Monday, 18 July 2005 10:02 am
But then hor.. MeePok this name can sian zaibo meh.. sounds funny to me.. i only think of food.. haha


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Monday, 18 July 2005 10:06 am
oh, the joy of reminiscing... :)


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Monday, 18 July 2005 10:25 am
Jas - The secret to a woman's heart is to make her laugh :-) Further more, Meepok is not a cheem name. Sure can pLonounce one. (Notice there are no "r", "sh" and "ch")

Jay - Truce, truce. Else we may never recover from collateral damage.


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Monday, 18 July 2005 10:26 am :: 
jaschocolate: Can. This one I can vouch for MeePok.
If MeePok can turn Singapore into Poland, how difficult can it be for him to sian zarbo with the MeePok moniker?

milktea: Glad you enjoyed it. More to come as this week unfolds.


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Monday, 18 July 2005 11:05 am
Jay - one more thing to add. Because the state flag was stuck, the school flag was catching up fast. I knew I was screwed, with capital S. The guy raising the school flag gave me a glance when he gave it the fateful tug. The school flag overtook our red & white !! NB.
Needless to say, people (esp teachers at the assembly) were wondering who died in Singapore. Our state flag was at half mast that morning :-)


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Monday, 18 July 2005 11:15 am
Warraoz, you two obviously go back a longz way. You crack me up. But really lah...

MPTMH: You were a scout issit? Last time in my sch. only scouts can do the flag raising cos must know all the proper knots to tie and also fold the flag (only unfurl at the very top)

Jay: That was during your soccer pundit days lah (one post a day). Aniwaz, really interesting series you got here. I must learn to write like you, bringing characters to life.

Haiz, my writing sux, comparatively. Rest assured I shall be loyal supporter of your series...


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Monday, 18 July 2005 11:16 am :: http://voxeros.blog-city.com
jaschocolate: Would "Fettucine" be better? Acherly hor, since pasta (noodles) originated from China. Fettucine is still MeePok.

And so I say sama sama lah.


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Monday, 18 July 2005 11:31 am :: 
MeePok: Truce indeed! Machiam like US vs USSR during the Cold War arms race.
Re: Half Mast. Must have been some important Polish guy. It was after all, the Poland flag at half mast, is it not? :P

vandice: MeePok from NCC Land. Staff-Sergeant somewhat... mai siao siao hor! Obviously, different schools do thing differently. At our school, all the uniformed groups take turns to do the flag raising ceremonies. I too had my share of flag bearer as well as "parade commander". Among all the UYOs, the scouts unfortunately are the most lao kwee one.

We don't do the bundled-flag-at-the-top-unfurling-at-the-tug style on normal flag raising days. That one for special occasions.

Our style is flag draped over left shoulder and slowly raising it to the national anthem.

National flag must reach the top at the end of the first "Majullah Singapura" with the school flag reaching the top at the end of the second.

Anyway, real glad to know that you liked my nonsense. Your blog also buay pai mah.

MeePok and I believe in laughter-being-the-best-medicine approach in our writing as we believe the world needs a lot more of that.

It brings us joy to bring a smile to your face, through our writing.


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Monday, 18 July 2005 11:39 am
Haha.. your comments page become more interesting than your post liao.. u must be so bored at work..



17. a crunchy green apple left...
Monday, 18 July 2005 12:45 pm :: http://greenappledelight.blogspot.com
Hahaha that was really funny! Oh maaaaan......the familiar school song posted on your church sign thingy. The familiar white shirt with blue collar.
ACS boys. Bane of my life. ;p


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Monday, 18 July 2005 12:52 pm :: 
crunchy green apple: You have a good eye indeed. The sign will change everyday with every new school boy this week. Stay tuned!


19. ei|een left...
Monday, 18 July 2005 3:29 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
at least he only kena ear bashing. in my school, probably would have kena kaya, butter, jam, everything! and also probably kena detention until sec 4. heh.


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Monday, 18 July 2005 4:00 pm
Vandice - No lah. I'm not See-kow (dead dog). I NCC one (niang-niang-chiang). I had the rare honour to raise the state flag on that momentous day. Look what happened. After that, NCC not allowed to raise flags anymore. In fact, the principal wanted to shut ACS NCC down and give our room to bapok (lady-boy) guides. To the See-kow's dismay, MOE didn't not approve the plans as they couldn't process admission forms with both male and female boxes checked.

Crunchy Green apple - ACS boys, you'll either love them to death or hate them to bits. Jay and I belong to the prior category. Once you can overlook our apparent swagger of confidence (ie. yah-yah), we are good as gold. Oh yes, those belonging to the 1st category like to lie too :-)


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Monday, 18 July 2005 4:03 pm
Eileen - You are wrong. My vice principal "Iron Maiden" Wan was with Mr Thomas when I saw them. She wears her skirt all the way to her chest. I believe that was the genesis of sports / support bras. Needless to say, viewing them at close proximity caused me some brain damage. This explains why I'm so screwed up today.


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Monday, 18 July 2005 4:20 pm :: 
ei|een: I only say ear-bashing as I was trying to keep this blog PG-13 and below mah.

MeePok: OMG, Yes! Frankenstein Woman! I remembered the way she walk. While normal people walk with a slight bob with every step. This one walk machiam she is standing on conveyor belt.

Acherly hor, the skirt went only up to the chest because go something blocking lor. Or else, it would have gone higher.


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Monday, 18 July 2005 9:28 pm
Hi Jay, thks for dropping over at my site. Hmm... is the initials of your name JC? Still trying to guess your identity knn.


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Ruok: Yup. It's JC. So you know who I am liao. Don't say it out hor?
You know, I know, can liao. Let keep the rest of the people guessing, ok? Jay Chou perhaps? wahahahaha....


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Tuesday, 19 July 2005 2:12 pm
meepok : ARGH! why you must put that kind of horrible picture in my head! now i'm imagining a short, fat woman with a super oily and pimply, squashed face that wears flowerly blouses and skirts just below her breasts.. eeeeeewwww! *shudders* nightmare! i'm also traumatised now. ugh.

jaywalk : PG-13 is ear bashing.. so R-21 is what?! hmm.. haha.


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Tuesday, 19 July 2005 2:16 pm :: 
ei|een: R-21 is kar chng buar goo yew liao lor....


27. Meepok left...
Tuesday, 19 July 2005 3:47 pm
Eileen - Wah... I think you must have met Iron Maiden. If you add a pair of coca bottle specs, you're spot on. I wonder if I can still sue for emotional trauma after all these years.


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Tuesday, 19 July 2005 4:28 pm ::
MeePok: I don't recall ei|een being from ACJC. I do know that she was from true-blue pinafore school but after that no info leh.

CrunchyGreenApple from ACJC? - Yes.

ei|een from ACJC? - No bladdy idea.

ei|een: Care to fill us in?


29. ei|een left...
Tuesday, 19 July 2005 6:34 pm
haha. no, i'm not from acjc. i went to temasek poly.
i just have a very good imagination. i clever, hor?? liddat also can guess what iron maiden look like. haha.

meepok : eh, can try lah! nowadays, everyone also suing everyone. heh.


30. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 19 July 2005 9:02 pm :: 
ei|een: Good imagination indeed! But I am quite sure you must have come across the likes of frankenstein woman as well?


31. ei|een left...
Thursday, 21 July 2005 3:18 pm
now that you mention it.. i'm reminded of my discipline mistress in school..
scary, but she was pretty nice in her own way, i guess.

think of mimi, from the drew carey show. then just imagine an asian version.
eeeeeee! *shudder*


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Thursday, 21 July 2005 9:28 pm :: 
ei|een: OMG Mimi!!!! Please please PLEASE tell me that your discipline mistress DOES NOT wear eye shadow colours like Mimi. Please!!!!


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Friday, 22 July 2005 9:35 am
We should start a blog baton on discipline masters / mistresses in school ? Jay, you can write about char siew bao. I'll write about Iron Maiden.


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Friday, 22 July 2005 10:44 am :: 
MeePok: Char Siew Bao? I rather write about CBS!!!