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24 March 2009

Laying Off Andre


Got this from my cousin. Funny but sad. Sad but funny.

We ish 苦中作乐?
- Voxeros

1. Giles Dawe left...
Monday, 30 March 2009 10:49 am :: http://www.bestblogs.asia
Hehe, alot of workers are like this, esp in HK


2. JayWalk left...
Monday, 30 March 2009 11:30 pm :: 
Giles Dawe: I guess it's the same everywhere.

23 March 2009

CowBoyBar Revisited


What can I say? The BarFlies really know how to have fun.

As I was looking at this picture, I was thinking how far the CowBoyBar has come. Granted that many of the pioneer members are no longer around, we make it up with new active Barflies to keep the LongKangFairies busy.

Pardon the pixelation of the faces above as I gave up trying to figure out who needs to stay anonymous and who don't. Anyway, what you see above is a mere fraction of this societé clandestine. We are actually quite big in numbers that it is quite scary.

We can easily take over a pub by virtue of our sheer numbers. Hmm... time for another Martell DeathMatch for the newbies? We haven't exactly executed a Gecko Run but we have since delivered several numbers of Waterfalls and Chocolate Cake shooters.

For the uninitiated, click here for a brief history of the CowBoyBar. Like I said, people come, people stay and people go. It is after all a bar concept. Sure not everybody can get along well with everybody else, those that don't are wise enough to maintain their distance so as to maintain the peace within the secret circle.

The picture above as you can see was our regular Thursday Wala Wala circa 05 Mar 2009. We didn't need to make special arrangement to get everybody there.

Just a simple Plurk or sms and we will have enough body count to let any establishment have enough revenue to see another day.

The CowBoyBar is an eclectic melting pot of many colourful characters like:
  • The girl who cannot sleep without her riding crop.
  • The girl who gets high on water and air.
  • The guy who literally rolled down the stairs of Wala Wala just so he can eat the grass at the carpark outside.
  • The guy whose main aim in life is that top the leading scoreboard of the LongKangFairy award.
  • The girl whom you will need two phone books to stand on lest you are talking to her boobs.
  • Speaking of boobs, the girl whom you will need a straw to breathe while you are buried in there.
  • The guy who brings Palm Oil when he travels.... and it's not for cooking.
  • The guy who must never go Dragon-Fly on a Sunday night lest the ToyBoy himself wants to be eaten alive and literally by the Cougars.
  • The guy who is a PricK Rice Nick Lice Rick Price wannabe with a fierce looking DSLR... but no film.
  • The girl who would sue your ass off with her orange pointed comb.
  • The girl who hates people staring at her headlights despite the fact that she was the one who put them on HIGH BEAM.
  • The guy who is the lucky bastard boyfriend of Headlights and is secretly having designs on her twin sister. 4 headlights better than 2.
  • The guy who is such a decent and nice bloke that no one can find fault with him. Even when caught with a happy scratching post.
  • The guy who attempts to Waterfall every newbie XMM.
  • The girl with the pink nipplehs and oh yes. Beautiful set of pearlie whites.
  • The island girl with the little white hands and LOVES to give everybody lap dances.
  • The guy who is the serial rapist that goes into a trance whenever the band plays.
  • The girl who knows only 1 Chinese song which ironically is named "Silence".
  • The guy who sleeps with the Transformer helmet on.
  • The girl who is the wife who has to sleep next to the Transformer guy snoring like Darth Vader.
  • The girl who gets high pinching nipples, scratching and biting when drunk.
  • The guy who gets high being nipple pinched, scratched and bitten when sober.
  • The girl who has achieved GOD status at the arcade AND Hokkien profanity vocabulary.
  • The guy who is the other lucky bastard who is the boyfriend.
  • AND THE HEROIN STONER CHICK WHO RISKED LIFE AND LIMB TO CLIMB ON A HIGH STOOL TO TAKE THIS PHOTO....... ...JUDGING FROM EVERYBODY'S WIDE GRINS. SHE PROBABLY ZHAO KNG-ED.

  • JUST TO NAME A FEW.
Welcome to the CowBoyBar.
- Voxeros

1. nerak left...
Sunday, 22 March 2009 11:37 pm
special mention!
Wa..sibeh song!!!


2. msvindicta left...
Monday, 23 March 2009 12:11 am
eh, just because they're on high beam doesn't means i deserve a nickname can!
but yea, thank you for the special mention! heh.


3. ahtiong73 left...
Monday, 23 March 2009 2:14 am
Nice post.
Glad to have met many of you.
Someday..they will name an actual bar after us....


4. JD left...
Monday, 23 March 2009 11:52 am
why no thanks to the photographer who risk her life standing on a bar stool... tsk~ I ish hurted.


5. TSSD left...
Monday, 23 March 2009 12:20 pm
The guy who literally rolled down the stairs of Wala Wala just so he can eat the grass at the carpark outside. Nah Beh!
Nice entry though


6. Gingerbreadman left...
Monday, 23 March 2009 1:21 pm
orrrh, JW forgot JD. Jialattttt


7. Top Scorer in Long Kang Fairy left...
Monday, 23 March 2009 11:32 pm
i wonder should i be proud or sia sway about scoring the most in Longkang Fairy award?


8. dude playing a dude disguised as left...
Tuesday, 24 March 2009 2:41 am
thanks for the mention, but I must protest against your not so apt description of me.


9. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 24 March 2009 7:41 am :: 
nerak: Whoa...... keep your panties on!!

msvindicta: So they ARE really on high beam..... kekekekeeke

AhTiong73: Someday, we will drink it dry and wreck it to pieces too. Oh and they must have Boddingtons, Kilkenny, Glemorangie and WATERFALLLLLLLLLL!!!!

JD: Orh lah. Orh lah. *sayang* I go add now ok?

TSSD: You need more vege in your diet anyway.

Gingerbreadman: ADDED LIAO LAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Top LKF Scorer: Be proud, my child. Be proud.

dude playing a dude: Well, it depends on who you are anyway. Besides, if you can't tell that the description is not accurate, then it is. Otherwise, you won't think that was you in the first place right?


10. starm|st left...
Tuesday, 24 March 2009 11:10 am
HAHA thanks for that... :P


11. Ruok left...
Wednesday, 25 March 2009 1:26 pm
Who's the rapist and why is he not arrested yet?


12. Nick left...
Sunday, 29 March 2009 3:27 am :: http://lee-nick.blogspot.com
ehhh... don't have mine hor? or i ish don't know about it? lol


13. JayWalk left...
Sunday, 29 March 2009 5:49 pm :: 
Starmist: You're most welcome.

ruok: Cannot reveal the true identity of the serial rapist lah. As much as he is an arsehole, his privacy must still be respected lor. Who ah? =P

nick: You are in the list too. Under "just to name a few".


14. nerak left...
Sunday, 29 March 2009 8:19 pm
HAHAHAHA..
Just to name a few sia...


15. Chocolate gal left...
Monday, 30 March 2009 1:20 pm
suddenly i'm glad i very normal and in the "rest".. muaahhahaa


16. JayWalk left...
Monday, 30 March 2009 11:50 pm :: 
nerak: I am sure the list will continue to grow.

Chocolate Gal: Eh. you long time never come out liao leh...


17. nadnut left...
Wednesday, 1 April 2009 1:37 am :: http://nadnut.com
wah phew! heng i'm normal :P


18. nick left...
Wednesday, 1 April 2009 4:45 pm :: http://lee-nick.blogspot.com
hahahaha


19. JayWalk left...
Saturday, 4 April 2009 10:37 am :: 
nadnut: Oh really? Read again!

nick: =)


20. oldlee left...
Friday, 14 May 2010 12:15 am :: http://oldlee.tumblr.com
wait ah, am I on it?


21. JayWalk left...
Friday, 14 May 2010 8:09 am :: 
Oldlee: This picture was taken on 05 Mar 2009 and so no, you were not mentioned in the entry coz you weren't there that evening. Each description in there is about a single individual who were there that night.... well... most of them.

22 March 2009

Happy Birthday MistressGrace


Happy Birthday MistressGrace!

This picture was taken 2 weeks earlier where we had a mini celebration at Wala Wala ahead of the big bash last Friday.

It was a fun Thursday night (as always) and we have all the BarFlies to thank for making it fun, complete with riding crop and all. Duapailang seemed to enjoy it the most with him turning all white-eyed and playing with his nipplehs with every lash of the horse whip. -_-"

Last Friday was a blast starting from the Loof and finishing at Timbre (apologies to the miscommunication part where some folks ended up at Suntec).

And no. We didn't make the final leg of St James thereafter.

Things I Learnt That Night
  1. TK makes a very fugly CowboyCaleb decoy.
  2. MistressGrace cannot lie after drinking the truth serum otherwise known as alcohol.
  3. Nerak very easy to maintain. Air and water, she high liao.
  4. Ginger decided to let her Gingerbreadman live despite the "Scratching Post" incident.
  5. Timbre's Waterfall got no milk towards the end. Very dangerous but they made it up by standing by the fire extinguisher on the wall. 
Anyway, Happy Birthday again MistressGrace. Welcome to the

Big Three OH-MY-GAWD-YOU'RE MIDDLE-AGE!
- Voxeros

1. JayWalk left...
Sunday, 22 March 2009 2:53 pm :: 
Got this from a friend.

Happy Birthday To You.
Happy Birthday To You.
Your mother's so pretty......

What happened to you...............?


2. Mistress Grace left...
Sunday, 22 March 2009 5:21 pm
wahkaus. Damn under the belt......


3. JayWalk left...
Sunday, 22 March 2009 5:52 pm :: 
MistressGrace: Ngek ngek ngek ngek....


4. Nerak left...
Sunday, 22 March 2009 9:25 pm
Wa lau, why mention me sia? Like that also can?


5. JayWalk left...
Sunday, 22 March 2009 10:23 pm :: 
nerak: You are one of the few I look forward very much to meet every time so must mention lor!!


6. ahtiong73 left...
Monday, 23 March 2009 2:11 am
Yes..Timbre waterfall is the fierce!!


7. Gingerbreadman left...
Monday, 23 March 2009 1:19 pm
Ya lor, that night the flames burn the table also. Fierce....


8. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 24 March 2009 7:44 am :: 
ahtiong73: I wonder if anyone will get into trouble without the milk. What if inhale the flame by accident?

Gingerbreadman: If we set the bladdy table on fire, we are going down as Legends liao....
 

09 March 2009

Udders @ Goldhill



Decided to go for ice-cream after lunch when Udders was suggested. Apparently, it is owned by a friend's son's classmate's father.

Small world huh?

So anyway, not like we are getting free ice-cream or anything, we headed over nevertheless to help my friend score some PR points. Ha ha....

As it turned out, the ice-cream was pretty good. I guess mainly because the ingredients were top notch to begin with.

Light-hearted place with a friendly atmosphere. People there have a sense of humour which explains the little cow jokes peppered all over the place. Click the "Got 2 Cows?" picture on the left to see the entire set of jokes.

I also like the chalkboard where people get to suggest new flavours and vote on them. Click on the top picture to enlarge to see the chalkboard in greater detail.

Choya + Lime? Yakult + Soju??!!

Weird!

Do check it out if you have the chance. Good ice-cream.

U.d.d.e.r.s Ice-Cream
Address:
155 Thomson Road
Goldhill Shopping Centre

Tel: 6254 6629
Operating Hours:
Sun-Thu: 12noon - 11pm
Fri, Sat & Eve of PH: 12noon - 12am

p.s. All pictures in this entry are click-able to enlarge.
- Voxeros

1. aloe left...
Monday, 23 March 2009 1:12 am
ooo.. but the cow jokes have been circulated via email before!!


2. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 24 March 2009 8:27 am :: 
aloe: But not everyone has read it what. Share share mah.

08 March 2009

Bruno Paillard Premier Brut

I think by now, most of you readers would have figured out my obsession with this particular Champagne House.

Yup, it's my favourite.

So anyway, it was Valentine's Day (yah yah.. long overdue entry) and we decided to tao pao sushi to take home (yeah, we are very anti-commercialisation one).

And what better compliment to sushi than champagne?

So pop goes wifey's Christmas gift and it was heaven at first sip.

Fuller bodied than all the anaemic commercial range that we have out there in the market.

Sure, we have the good Dom Perignon, Krug and Louis Roederer Cristal out there but at what price?

This one (on the left) you see is a non-vintage entry-level Premier Brut of the Bruno Paillard range which I paid SGD 90.00 for it.

A fraction of the price of the premium stuff but just as good, IMHO.

Super value-for-money.

So anyway, I am looking forward to drink the non-vintage Blanc de Blancs which I have stashed at AhTiong's place.

Can't wait to go drink it with good company. Maybe I will tao pao roast duck to go with it. =)

- Voxeros

1. ahtiong73 left...
Monday, 9 March 2009 6:04 am :: http://ahtiong73.blogspot.com/
Looking forward to the tasting too!!


2. Razlan left...
Monday, 9 March 2009 12:09 pm :: http://www.razlan.name/blog
Champagne and sushi? Now that's a new idea. Usually I have the Japanese warm sake with sushi (when I am in the mood).
Is this the first time I am commenting on your blog? Heh.


3. JayWalk left...
Monday, 16 March 2009 11:53 pm :: 
AhTiong73: So when?

Razlan: I think you commented here before but nevertheless, always happy to have you. Sushi goes well with champagne. Try it.

07 March 2009

Die Cock Hand



This is too funny to be tragic or too tragic to be funny.

We have all heard of "die cock stand" but "die cock hand" has got to be a first.

Ok ok... so the poor bloke died and it is rather bad taste to be making fun of it....

.... but....



but.....






it's damn cock lor (gah!! pun!!! I didn't mean it!!!! Bad keyboard! Bad keyboard!!)
- Voxeros

1. Ruok left...
Sunday, 8 March 2009 10:39 am
So... did he die hard?


2. JayWalk left...
Saturday, 21 March 2009 11:36 pm :: 
ruok: I so do not wish to find out.

01 March 2009

Dana-Farber Cancer Institute



I think what the steel workers are doing for the cancer kids is great. It's cost so little yet the value is so great.
It warms your heart after watching the youtube. No?

Anyway, here's the article --> What's In A Name? For Patients, A Piece Of History.
 
Here's the trailer for IronWorkers from the JimmyFund organisation.

- Voxeros

1. starm|st left...
Tuesday, 3 March 2009 10:40 am
very very heart-warming indeed.


2. JayWalk left...
Saturday, 7 March 2009 7:43 am :: 
starm|ist: =)

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