Apparently this lady, who is a bikini model, was accused of breaking a hole in some guy's front door and crawling inside (Sadako!!!). I am guessing that this "guy" is probably the lady's boyfriend or lover or something as it appeared that she was entering to check on the guy, whom she suspected, was having another woman inside at that time.
The various news articles didn't mention much and so I will try, via speculative deduction, to play out the alleged scene.
Here's What The Prosecution Claimed (I think)
The lady broke a hole in the door and crawled in, freaking out the guy and possible the other woman in the room. Lady left and guy called police. Lady was arrested away from the site of the incident.
Here's What I Think Actually Happened (I think)
However, here's what I think actually happened. Lady and guy had a heated quarrel presumably over the guy's infidelity with another girl. Quarrel continue to escalate or even a tussle or two ensued. Lady left in a huff. As the door slammed, a kick of frustration at the door but the damage at worse was a dent or a crack. Guy decided to leverage on that and decided to further damage the door. Being the guy and presumably stronger than the lady, he was able to create a significantly more extensive damage to the door before calling the police to lodge a false report.
Anyone got any other theory to share?
So anyway, when the defense lawyer held up a plate showing the size of the hole, it was established that there was no way the busty frame (110cm or 43.3") of hers could fit through and she was acquitted.
Here's one of the funny comments from The Dilbert Blog's entry on this.
"that's just goddamn hilarious. who says she couldn't have reached the door knob and opened it? lol"
- Aaron
When I read that I was going "Oh yah hor!?" Can easily kick the hole and then use the hand to reach over through the hole to unlock hor? To have to crawl through one boob at a time is so stupid!!
Related News:
- AFP (03 Mar 2008) - Big Breasts Win Verdict For Japanese Pin-up
- Mainichi Daily News (12 Mar 2008) - Big Breasts Help Actress To Get Conviction Overturned
- FoxNews.com (04 Mar 2008) - Report: Big Breasts Win Verdict For Model
- Voxeros
1. aloe left...
*trying to imagine*
But can she reach the doorknob in the first place? Is the angle and is the position of the hole, in the right place to enable her to reach the doorknob?
Aiyah, these people really boliao... =P
Thursday, 13 March 2008 9:19 am :: http://www.xanga.com/aloeve
Yah! I saw this and tot it was hilarious. Din tink abt the reaching up to open the door too though. =P *trying to imagine*
But can she reach the doorknob in the first place? Is the angle and is the position of the hole, in the right place to enable her to reach the doorknob?
Aiyah, these people really boliao... =P
2. JayWalk left...
Thursday, 13 March 2008 9:34 am ::
aloe: This is the legal process. When some one formally lodge a complain, it will have to go through the entire legal process as in investigation, trial and all that. However, the stupid lies with the judge who could have easily just dismiss the case right away. 3. The Horny Bitch left...
Friday, 14 March 2008 8:19 pm :: http://the-hb-diaries.blogspot.com
Big boobs helps. 4. JayWalk left...
Saturday, 15 March 2008 12:23 pm ::
The Horny Bitch: Welcome to the blog! I think she would have died of embarrassment if she had been stuck in the door. Boobs on one side and butt on the other.
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