08 May 2008

F*ck, Singapore! 2008.

Got this news link from MamaPanda who was urging me to blog about it coz she was sure with my "sense of humor and comment will make this a brillant piece!"
Walau..... Eh MamaPanda, Hokkien got this saying, "Sing gar por lang buay sai orh lor eh. Tan tao tuar tuar liao hor, buey behlearn, giah lor eh puat tor eh leh!*"
* Singaporeans cannot be praised. Wait head big big, cannot balance. Walk road will fall down one.

Ok lor... people see me so up, I do lor.

So I click the link only to realised that it was a topic that I've covered before (Link: Lessons In Love).
Apparently, the stoopid kotek scholar who suggested this, actually succeeded in getting this idea pushed through and had since conducted the first lesson at Singapore Polytechnic.

Like that means at the end of the semester got exams one or not ah? I wonder what the syllabus would be.....
  • Theory Exam (40%) - Sample Question: "Discuss the merits and pitfalls of 'Ai Kia Stay-dee, Mai?' as a pick up line in contrast with '小姐,要不要做朋友?'". (25 marks)

  • Practical Exam (40%) - Sample Question: "Demonstrate the following positions: a) Sitting Lotus, b) Reverse Cowgirl, c) Pile Driver. Deduct 5 marks if condom is used. Add 30 marks if condom used is expired and leaky.

  • Project (20%) - Submit a personal youtube clip of staircase sex. Add 5 marks for each headcount above 2.
And since this is Singapore, how can we not have a campaign!!!??

So without further ado, I present to you.....

Then hor, I was thinking hor, nowsaday you see people standing around in public places with a placard that says "Free Hug" right?

How about.....


The way I see it hor, if the Gahmen supports this hor, then the private sector must also be called upon to answer the call, right??!

Student Rate at Hotel81 !!!!
(A MOE accredated CCA)

Consperm (no pun intended) Singapore population sure shoot (no pun intended again) to the sky one!
No bruff you! 
- Voxeros

1. cakie left...
Thursday, 8 May 2008 2:20 pm
what is ai sio pu mai?
the practical exam the guys will tan dio!!

2. JayWalk left...
Thursday, 8 May 2008 2:45 pm :: 
Cakie: This one you go ask Jeni lah.

Don't say until the charbors never benefit ok! Two hands to clap one.

3. Chocolate gal left...
Thursday, 8 May 2008 4:21 pm
sio pu = hot sex???
Hahaha.. this post is so funny...

4. JayWalk left...
Thursday, 8 May 2008 4:37 pm :: 
Chocolate Gal: Go ask Cakie.

5. Mistress Grace left...
Thursday, 8 May 2008 9:25 pm
Eh seems like all your XMM hokkien fail one.... But sipei kan si lang funny lah.... U making up our lost numbers in the DUREX sex survey issit?

6. Rachel left...
Friday, 9 May 2008 12:19 am
Got CCA points or not ah? Then take part liao have voucher or not ah? Wa ai!!! Bwahahaha!!

7. JayWalk left...
Friday, 9 May 2008 1:32 am :: 
Mistress Grace: "OUR" lost numbers?????!!!! *shy*

Rachel: Got vouchers!!! For you is "1-For-1 Special" vouchers and for Mandy is Pocari vouchers. Poor fella is really going to need all those electrolytes by the time you are done with him.

8. Chocolate gal left...
Friday, 9 May 2008 6:21 am
Tsk tsk.. why u cannot tell me.. never mind, i ask gary liao.. Blah :p
Must allow ppl from diploma upgraded to degree then masters leh... Then ppl will be motivated to study...

9. Mistress Grace left...
Friday, 9 May 2008 9:15 am
Eh "OUR" lost numbers as IN SINGAPORE LOST NOs lah.. Kauz... Mai anyhow put wrong ideas in other pple head hor.. I dont wanna kena hoot by all your XMMs

10. starm|st left...
Friday, 9 May 2008 10:08 am ::
students will probably want more percentage for practical exams and projects... theory part is too boring for them. hur hur.

11. JayWalk left...
Friday, 9 May 2008 10:21 am :: 
Mistress Grace: Next time say PROPERLY can? Wait later xmms hoot you ah!

Starmist: Unfortunately, this is Singapore. Our scholar ministers will never allow theory exams to take a minor role in the overall assessment.

12. Mistress Grace left...
Friday, 9 May 2008 11:23 am
 Come lor who scared who... I only scared you heart pain your XMMs

13. JayWalk left...
Friday, 9 May 2008 4:57 pm :: 
Mistress Grace: Oh yah hor... ok ok.. you win you win.

14. sunshin3 left...
Sunday, 11 May 2008 10:09 pm ::
wahaha, that's a blardy good post. Enough of the seatbelt issue man, someone should really bring this campaign up to Parliament. Since we've got so many campaigns, what's one more?

15. JayWalk left...
Monday, 12 May 2008 10:03 am :: 
sunshin3: I oso say!!! Let's do it!! Let's have this campaign!!!

16. Vandalin left...
Monday, 12 May 2008 3:55 pm ::
Now finally there's ONE practical course in school.
I just wonder who's teaching it. The professors who jerk off to teacher-student pron in their tiny cubicles, or the ones who are actually doing it.

17. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 13 May 2008 12:27 pm :: 
Vandalin: You are assuming all the instructors are male? Can be female also right?

18. Mistress Grace left...
Tuesday, 13 May 2008 5:41 pm
Hahaha I dont mind being the teacher in this case... Do I get to whip them if they Misbehave :P

19. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 13 May 2008 7:53 pm :: 
Mistress Grace: Don't forget the ropes, candles and gag!

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