23 March 2009

CowBoyBar Revisited

What can I say? The BarFlies really know how to have fun.

As I was looking at this picture, I was thinking how far the CowBoyBar has come. Granted that many of the pioneer members are no longer around, we make it up with new active Barflies to keep the LongKangFairies busy.

Pardon the pixelation of the faces above as I gave up trying to figure out who needs to stay anonymous and who don't. Anyway, what you see above is a mere fraction of this societé clandestine. We are actually quite big in numbers that it is quite scary.

We can easily take over a pub by virtue of our sheer numbers. Hmm... time for another Martell DeathMatch for the newbies? We haven't exactly executed a Gecko Run but we have since delivered several numbers of Waterfalls and Chocolate Cake shooters.

For the uninitiated, click here for a brief history of the CowBoyBar. Like I said, people come, people stay and people go. It is after all a bar concept. Sure not everybody can get along well with everybody else, those that don't are wise enough to maintain their distance so as to maintain the peace within the secret circle.

The picture above as you can see was our regular Thursday Wala Wala circa 05 Mar 2009. We didn't need to make special arrangement to get everybody there.

Just a simple Plurk or sms and we will have enough body count to let any establishment have enough revenue to see another day.

The CowBoyBar is an eclectic melting pot of many colourful characters like:
  • The girl who cannot sleep without her riding crop.
  • The girl who gets high on water and air.
  • The guy who literally rolled down the stairs of Wala Wala just so he can eat the grass at the carpark outside.
  • The guy whose main aim in life is that top the leading scoreboard of the LongKangFairy award.
  • The girl whom you will need two phone books to stand on lest you are talking to her boobs.
  • Speaking of boobs, the girl whom you will need a straw to breathe while you are buried in there.
  • The guy who brings Palm Oil when he travels.... and it's not for cooking.
  • The guy who must never go Dragon-Fly on a Sunday night lest the ToyBoy himself wants to be eaten alive and literally by the Cougars.
  • The guy who is a PricK Rice Nick Lice Rick Price wannabe with a fierce looking DSLR... but no film.
  • The girl who would sue your ass off with her orange pointed comb.
  • The girl who hates people staring at her headlights despite the fact that she was the one who put them on HIGH BEAM.
  • The guy who is the lucky bastard boyfriend of Headlights and is secretly having designs on her twin sister. 4 headlights better than 2.
  • The guy who is such a decent and nice bloke that no one can find fault with him. Even when caught with a happy scratching post.
  • The guy who attempts to Waterfall every newbie XMM.
  • The girl with the pink nipplehs and oh yes. Beautiful set of pearlie whites.
  • The island girl with the little white hands and LOVES to give everybody lap dances.
  • The guy who is the serial rapist that goes into a trance whenever the band plays.
  • The girl who knows only 1 Chinese song which ironically is named "Silence".
  • The guy who sleeps with the Transformer helmet on.
  • The girl who is the wife who has to sleep next to the Transformer guy snoring like Darth Vader.
  • The girl who gets high pinching nipples, scratching and biting when drunk.
  • The guy who gets high being nipple pinched, scratched and bitten when sober.
  • The girl who has achieved GOD status at the arcade AND Hokkien profanity vocabulary.
  • The guy who is the other lucky bastard who is the boyfriend.

Welcome to the CowBoyBar.
- Voxeros

1. nerak left...
Sunday, 22 March 2009 11:37 pm
special mention!
Wa..sibeh song!!!

2. msvindicta left...
Monday, 23 March 2009 12:11 am
eh, just because they're on high beam doesn't means i deserve a nickname can!
but yea, thank you for the special mention! heh.

3. ahtiong73 left...
Monday, 23 March 2009 2:14 am
Nice post.
Glad to have met many of you.
Someday..they will name an actual bar after us....

4. JD left...
Monday, 23 March 2009 11:52 am
why no thanks to the photographer who risk her life standing on a bar stool... tsk~ I ish hurted.

5. TSSD left...
Monday, 23 March 2009 12:20 pm
The guy who literally rolled down the stairs of Wala Wala just so he can eat the grass at the carpark outside. Nah Beh!
Nice entry though

6. Gingerbreadman left...
Monday, 23 March 2009 1:21 pm
orrrh, JW forgot JD. Jialattttt

7. Top Scorer in Long Kang Fairy left...
Monday, 23 March 2009 11:32 pm
i wonder should i be proud or sia sway about scoring the most in Longkang Fairy award?

8. dude playing a dude disguised as left...
Tuesday, 24 March 2009 2:41 am
thanks for the mention, but I must protest against your not so apt description of me.

9. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 24 March 2009 7:41 am :: 
nerak: Whoa...... keep your panties on!!

msvindicta: So they ARE really on high beam..... kekekekeeke

AhTiong73: Someday, we will drink it dry and wreck it to pieces too. Oh and they must have Boddingtons, Kilkenny, Glemorangie and WATERFALLLLLLLLLL!!!!

JD: Orh lah. Orh lah. *sayang* I go add now ok?

TSSD: You need more vege in your diet anyway.

Gingerbreadman: ADDED LIAO LAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Top LKF Scorer: Be proud, my child. Be proud.

dude playing a dude: Well, it depends on who you are anyway. Besides, if you can't tell that the description is not accurate, then it is. Otherwise, you won't think that was you in the first place right?

10. starm|st left...
Tuesday, 24 March 2009 11:10 am
HAHA thanks for that... :P

11. Ruok left...
Wednesday, 25 March 2009 1:26 pm
Who's the rapist and why is he not arrested yet?

12. Nick left...
Sunday, 29 March 2009 3:27 am ::
ehhh... don't have mine hor? or i ish don't know about it? lol

13. JayWalk left...
Sunday, 29 March 2009 5:49 pm :: 
Starmist: You're most welcome.

ruok: Cannot reveal the true identity of the serial rapist lah. As much as he is an arsehole, his privacy must still be respected lor. Who ah? =P

nick: You are in the list too. Under "just to name a few".

14. nerak left...
Sunday, 29 March 2009 8:19 pm
Just to name a few sia...

15. Chocolate gal left...
Monday, 30 March 2009 1:20 pm
suddenly i'm glad i very normal and in the "rest".. muaahhahaa

16. JayWalk left...
Monday, 30 March 2009 11:50 pm :: 
nerak: I am sure the list will continue to grow.

Chocolate Gal: Eh. you long time never come out liao leh...

17. nadnut left...
Wednesday, 1 April 2009 1:37 am ::
wah phew! heng i'm normal :P

18. nick left...
Wednesday, 1 April 2009 4:45 pm ::

19. JayWalk left...
Saturday, 4 April 2009 10:37 am :: 
nadnut: Oh really? Read again!

nick: =)

20. oldlee left...
Friday, 14 May 2010 12:15 am ::
wait ah, am I on it?

21. JayWalk left...
Friday, 14 May 2010 8:09 am :: 
Oldlee: This picture was taken on 05 Mar 2009 and so no, you were not mentioned in the entry coz you weren't there that evening. Each description in there is about a single individual who were there that night.... well... most of them.

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