05 August 2006

Sian XMM Episode VI

Thses XMM Episodes are slowly turning into a series on its own as I got into another hilarious chat session that was just too funny not to blog about it!

Anyway, here is it below and Gu Lan Girl will be around in the comments section to take all your questions.


Session Start (Gu Lan Girl): Fri Aug 04 17:04:58 2006

[17:21] jay.walk: wah... the bf kio tio gu lan.....

[17:21] Gu Lan Girl: what is gu lan?

[17:21] jay.walk: bull testicle

[17:21] Gu Lan Girl: hahahahhaha
[17:21] Gu Lan Girl: why bull testicle?

[17:21] jay.walk: you never hear this phrase before meh?
[17:22] jay.walk: kio tio gu lan
[17:22] jay.walk: old hokkien saying..... dunno the origin and so can't explain why of all things gu lan
[17:25] jay.walk: .... means one is very very lucky
[17:25] jay.walk: e.g. what you strike 4D har??? wah.. machiam kio tio gu lan....

[17:26] Gu Lan Girl: gu lan v nice to eat is it?
[17:26] Gu Lan Girl: hahahaha

[17:26] jay.walk: i think you have problem.
[17:27] jay.walk: how come bull testicle,
[17:27] jay.walk: the first thing that comes to your mind.....
[17:27] jay.walk: ..... is put inside your mouth??!!!

[17:27] Gu Lan Girl: then?
[17:27] Gu Lan Girl: hahahahhahaha
[17:27] Gu Lan Girl: no la
[17:27] Gu Lan Girl: hokkien saying ma
[17:27] Gu Lan Girl: eh
[17:27] Gu Lan Girl: dun say me until likett ma
[17:27] Gu Lan Girl: hahaha

[17:27] jay.walk: i am going to blog this.

[17:27] Gu Lan Girl: ahhhhhhh

[17:31] jay.walk: you can explain all you want to everybody in the comments of this blog.

[17:31] Gu Lan Girl: hais

Session Close (Gu Lan Girl): Fri Aug 04 17:51:46 2006
- Voxeros

1. sunflower left...
Saturday, 5 August 2006 1:59 pm
Aiyo she tio trap by you!

2. Chocolate left...
Saturday, 5 August 2006 2:01 pm
haha... I think hor, if the XMMs want to survive, they cannot chat with you...
Anyway, how does bull testicle taste like..

3. Gary left...
Saturday, 5 August 2006 2:52 pm
eh, Chocolate, why not you join the fear factor.. jay was talking about how a person was lucky with his pick whereas other have fail in that day.. through the help of a bull testicle..

4. Gu Lan Girl left...
Saturday, 5 August 2006 5:35 pm
hais. What can I say to clarify myself.

It's 'cause it's hokkien saying ma. I thought Chinese eat everything from the ears to the intestines. I was thinking, Gu Lan, was it very nice to eat? Was it very rare? That's why kio tio gu lan = good luck 'cause it's nice to eat and very rare?

No meh? haha..

5. Chocolate left...
Saturday, 5 August 2006 8:19 pm
Gary: Huh? Why must join the fear factor? I don't want to eat it ah. But I think some men do eat that when they are impotent.. Hell, men eat ANYTHING when they are impotent...

6. Chocolate left...
Saturday, 5 August 2006 8:20 pm
Opps, i think they eat tiger's one, not bull's one.. But same same lah...

7. JayWalk left...
Sunday, 6 August 2006 9:04 am ::
sunflower: Where got kena trap by me? She ownself trap herself one what!!

Chocolate: You'll need to ask Gu Lan Girl yourself if you want to know what Bull Testicle tastes like. I haven't the faintest idea.

Gary: I think the bull testicle is a wee bit too mild for Fear Factor lah. No?

Gu Lan Girl: Keep digging. You are doing just fine. =P

8. Ed Ed n Eddy left...
Sunday, 6 August 2006 12:20 pm
hahaha... come to think of it, anyone know why is it gu lan ah? I also don't know the origin of this saying.

9. Gary left...
Sunday, 6 August 2006 4:20 pm
i donno.. the show can put anything they want.. but i remember there is one episode featuring bull testicles..

lol.. jay, do we have to see how deep Gu Lan Girl dig as we go for coffee.. hahahaha...

10. aloe left...
Monday, 7 August 2006 11:45 am
mild??!! for fear factor?? I dun think so lah... I think it's still gross and yah, I tot I recall fear factor putting balls and what have you, up on the table for their contestants. =S
And this session also shows why I seldom, if ever, chat with u.... ahahahah!!!

11. JayWalk left...
Monday, 7 August 2006 2:52 pm ::
Ed, Edd & Eddy: Well, you guess is as good as mine...

Gary: Watching Gu Lan Girl digging as we go for coffee? Dude, I am already sitting comfortably in my beanbag and munching popcorn already!

Anna: I think it's mild considering the fact that I already ate the donkey's penis.

12. winter left...
Monday, 7 August 2006 10:31 pm
i wonder who is it???

13. JayWalk left...
Wednesday, 9 August 2006 12:42 pm :: 
winter: Sorry. Cannot tell you. You will have to go figured it out yourself. So far Kampungbabe has figured it out and admitted by GLG herself.

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