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19 September 2007

Imposter!


Yetterday, nadnut msn me to ark if I got comment on her blog leecently. This girl hor, I tell you, forever ark funny funny question one. Chor limpeh blur blur. I am her lumber ONE fan wor. Op course I got comment lor. Then she ark me to go lead one particular comment.

I was like HAR? Ark me go leed my own comment? I know lah. Consperm must be this girl want me to go there and collect my speowling and grammar one. Then later must type out 10 times as collection. This nadnut I tell you hor, sometimes belly anal one.

BUT, being the nice guy that I always is hor (stop gagging!), I eng siew her by going to her blog. Yah lah... she these days the blog like nobody leed liao, so the visitor hits drop like siao. So pretend pretend ark me go see my comment on her blog. Like that then can cheat the NuffNang peeple extra 20 cent mah. Creber girl this one.
When I got there, I saw only the top where I commented and I said yah lah... that's me lah. Engerand belly goot what... what the porblem? Then she ark me to schloll down some more to comment lumber sex*.

* In nadnut blog, she collected the name liao but as you can see the orgeegeener comment is captured above.

I schloll down and I saw the above. Lim peh see aleady blur kee.

KNN, who pretend pretend me to write the comment one?

I tell you at that time hor, I is super DU LAN liao....

MY ENGERAND GOT SO BAD MEH?!!?

So I tell this nadnut, this one consperm not me. The engerand standard so lao-yar. How can be me? Cannot be me lah. Lucky nadnut agree with me and say she also suspect that's why msn me to consperm. Otherwise, I consperm sure flip-face (and flip table) with her one.

Then hor, I think think hor. Funny leh.... op all the peeple to pretend, why me? This fella not only only use my name, put in my URL but also type in my email lumber leh. A lot of effort leh. So hor, I lecide to pray detective and anal-lice the comment. I concrude that this one is char bor coz she got use the "=X" smirey. Only char bors will use that one (chao ah guars not counted). Then also flom the way she type the comment, I tink quite yewkee one lah. Prolly still schooling, wearing uniform one... iLike...... wait wait... I digress. Ok ok... maybe not so yewkee.... but at most also up to poly only.

Acherly on a normal day, she would have gotten away with it. But hor there is one flaw in this charbor's sabo plan lah. The whole world know my engerand is lumber one tok kong one! Who would bereef that above is litten by me? So I concrude that this one is new bird.

Ok, I say finish liao. Tank cue for listening. Bye bye.

- Voxeros

1. naeboo left...
Wednesday, 19 September 2007 5:42 pm :: http://naeboo.liquidblade.com
dig hee yoose ur URL to pleten two bee yoo? if not, mebbe juz using same nick mah


2. Chocolate gal left...
Wednesday, 19 September 2007 9:47 pm
U bery bery famose mah.. everybodi want to be u mah... _


3. r3gular left...
Wednesday, 19 September 2007 11:07 pm :: http://r3gular.wordpress.com/
Aiiiyaa.. Ish your fans lllor! Nowadehs orh, people bery bery free, nothing to loo ma...


4. JayWalk left...
Wednesday, 19 September 2007 11:52 pm :: 
nadnut: Dounch noe leh. I dounch tink that she used my nick lor coz where got so zhun my blog url and email lumber same same one?


5. JayWalk left...
Thursday, 20 September 2007 12:11 am :: 
chocolategal: prease lah... so many lagi more famoose blogger wor? Go pletend to be Bandung Vader lagi better right?


r3gular: Liew... nothing to do go PCC or something lor. Why sabo me?


6. nadnut left...
Thursday, 20 September 2007 12:27 am
lol. stupid person la. anonymous coward.


7. JayWalk left...
Thursday, 20 September 2007 10:43 am :: 
nadnut: I will delete comments if they are not constructive. So far, I have been fortunate not needing to take such drastic actions around here and everybody is pretty friendly and civil.


8. Bellatrix Lestrange left...
Thursday, 20 September 2007 12:07 pm
I told you before right, dont anyhow go buaya young girls esp Ah Lians.. Who ask u dun wanna listen.. See lah.. kena imposter liaos.. The Next thing we know got rip off blog call Gaywalk.... :P


9. JayWalk left...
Thursday, 20 September 2007 12:45 pm :: 
Bellatrix: Oh prease. Those Ah Lians I buaya one all staydee won't do this type of ting one. Don't bereef? Ask all my Ah Lians and they will tell you they all treat me good good one.

Lim Peh is uber male to the max one. Even if some joker set up gaywalk blog, nobody will bereef that it is the real me. I have MAN-ness overflowing out of my ears one.


10. akk left...
Thursday, 20 September 2007 1:28 pm
scarly it's nadnut's own fren, trying to deflect the situation.


11. JayWalk left...
Thursday, 20 September 2007 2:19 pm :: 
akk: I suspect hor that the leader noes this nadnut one and she also lead me, otherwise where she get my email lumber to key in on nadnut blog comment?


12. Bellatrix Lestrange left...
Thursday, 20 September 2007 9:08 pm
I Bereef your Ah Lians all Steady one But hor I dont BEREEEF u Uber Male.... cos u EEYER too much :P


13. JayWalk left...
Friday, 21 September 2007 12:03 am :: 
Bellahlian: Eeyer.... why you say me until liddat. Lim peh si kan puar choo teng UBER MALE hor!


14. Ruok left...
Monday, 24 September 2007 10:28 am
wah joo sho femes got pplez wants to iimpeshnonate joo ah? I ish jeles.


15. JayWalk left...
Monday, 24 September 2007 11:14 am :: 
rouk: Dounch anyhowly say me lah.... make peepur shy only.
 

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