06 December 2007

Dumbass Of The Week V

Ok, pop quiz time. Take a close look at the picture and tell me what is wrong with it?

This happened a couple of days ago, when I was doing my product pricing for the coming new year and what you see there are stacks of costing for each SKU.

So there I was sieving though the data (and drowning in the process) and crunching the numbers, when suddenly all the pages started coming off in my hand as I flipped them to turn the page.

I was like WTF? Then as I looked closer to the staples, I realised what happened.

My dumbass secretary stapled wrong direction. Aiyoh... I mean if it were some sophisticated high-tech piece of equipment and she don't know how to use. Ok lor. Understandable. But a STAPLER???!!! Harlow, stapler also must teach how to use one meh? Zhun bor?

But then again looking on the bright side, at least the staple got onto the paper.

Haiz.... *facepalm*

- Voxeros

1. LD left...
Thursday, 6 December 2007 8:51 pm ::
mm, if I didn't know you I would have thought that you are quite nit picky. But seriously, paper stapled in the wrong direction really grinds my gear too... Same for those who staple portrait and landscape sheets together but in the wrong corner

2. Everton left...
Thursday, 6 December 2007 10:16 pm
Is your secretary a leggy blond supermodel? :-)

3. JayWalk left...
Thursday, 6 December 2007 10:34 pm :: 
Little Dowager*: Oh come on. Surely you cannot accuse me of being nitpicking right? Common sense will tell you not to staple in the direction of the page turn right?

Everton: It is times like this that I really wished for her to be a tall leggy blond secretary. Unfortunately, it wasn't the case here. :(

4. hiaoauntie left...
Friday, 7 December 2007 11:19 pm
i have dyed blond hair and my legs are mile long.... do i qualify????

5. Gary left...
Saturday, 8 December 2007 3:15 am
hiaoauntie > you mean vertically or horizontally?? a mile long and a mile high is a very big difference..

6. Chocolate gal left...
Saturday, 8 December 2007 10:15 am
Your secretary just dont like you :p

7. hiaoauntie left...
Sunday, 9 December 2007 3:20 am
Question No. 1 When something is long, it A) refers to length (horizontal) B) refers to breadth (vertical) C) don't know D) is ok, never mind

8. Rachel left...
Sunday, 9 December 2007 4:17 am ::
Then must be busty one. Cos "xiong da wu nao" mah... Bwahahahaha!!!

9. JayWalk left...
Sunday, 9 December 2007 9:28 am :: 
HiaoAuntie: Please submit a non-returnable full length colour photo in swimsuit and I'll let you know.

Gary: The only thing that has both a vertical version and a horizontal version is a woman's lips lah. Legs wrong liao.

Jaschocolate: Unfortunately, secretary not liking me is actually a better arrangement.

Rachel: Unfortunately that is not the case. Haiz.... annual appraisal this year not going to be good for her......

10. Gary left...
Monday, 10 December 2007 1:55 am
orh.. ic.. *sniggers at hiaoauntie*

11. naeboo left...
Tuesday, 11 December 2007 10:04 pm ::
i dont get it. how do one staple wrongly until papers come off/

12. JayWalk left...
Wednesday, 12 December 2007 8:12 am :: 
naeboo: How to explain further ah? Er.. how about you experiment a bit by getting a stack of paper and staple them in the direction as indicated by the photo. Thereafter start turning the pages.

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