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06 February 2006

G@y-O-Meter


Got the link to the G@y-O-Meter from Lancerlord and was goofing around with it. I got 43%. Later, as I passed the link onwards to Deek, the following conversation transpired.

Enjoy.


Session Start (Deek): Sat Feb 04 18:28:29 2006

[18:28] Deek: yo!

[18:28] jay.walk: hey

[18:28] Deek: hey man

[18:28] jay.walk:  http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/gayometer.html

[18:28] jay.walk: this is for you.

[18:36] Deek: har har, I'm 46% gay

[18:37] jay.walk: yeah. i scored 43%
[18:37] jay.walk: the numbers speaks for themselves.

[18:37] Deek: chey, like we didn't know like that

[18:37] jay.walk: YOU are more gay than me

[18:37] Deek: KAN NI NAH!!!!!!!

[18:38] jay.walk: wahahahahaha.........

[18:38] Deek: TAMADE!!!!!!

[18:38] jay.walk: doo doo doo.....


Session Close (Deek): Sat Feb 04 19:30:24 2006

- Voxeros

1. Jaschocolate left...
Sunday, 5 February 2006 12:23 pm
The main pt is not that he is more gay than you.. it is that both of u are gay, ok?


2. Zhe Bin left...
Monday, 6 February 2006 3:54 am
Haha I'm 30%. It says I must loosen up. CB. Anyway, when the thing is loading for the results right, the needle moved to 100% I jit tao o.0 ! I didn't know it was loading; I thought it's my results lor. Scared dio. Then I was relieved when I have to click to get results lah. Heng ah. 100% I sure won't say one lor. HAHA.


3. JayWalk left...
Monday, 6 February 2006 8:37 am :: 
Zhebin: Yah yah!!! Me too! When the needle shoot to 100%, I also tio chuah! ahahahaha....


4. Jaschocolate left...
Monday, 6 February 2006 8:58 am
I also got do.. heehee.. got the same as uncle deek.. thought should be more les.. Hmphz..


5. winter left...
Monday, 6 February 2006 9:53 am
dun worry lah..
u guys look to me more like chi ko pek then gays leh
wahahahaha
*kidding*


6. JayWalk left...
Monday, 6 February 2006 10:41 am ::
Jaschocolate: No wonder kai siao ZheBin that time you not interested....

winter: As painful as that was, it is still damn funny!! hahaahaha....


7. Jaschocolate left...
Monday, 6 February 2006 10:45 am
Hurhurhur.. now u know :p


8. mht left...
Monday, 6 February 2006 1:46 pm
i am 33% but the truth to some of the answers should be 'don't know' instead.


9. akk left...
Monday, 6 February 2006 2:33 pm
i'm 40% gay, and they tell me I've got butch tendencies....i think it's becos i told them my best female fren is very 'sexy'.


10. JayWalk left...
Monday, 6 February 2006 6:04 pm ::
Jaschocolate, mht, akk: Acherly hor, I dun think anyone of us will have a very extreme score. Probably hovering between 25 to 50%. I have yet to see any one breach the 50% mark.


11. SB left...
Monday, 6 February 2006 7:18 pm
I was taking the test on the school computer but I stopped at the second page. Too many risible images. NSFW.


12. Jaschocolate left...
Monday, 6 February 2006 7:20 pm
I think the creator is scared that if anyone get more than 50%, he or she may really turned gay :p


13. Jaschocolate left...
Monday, 6 February 2006 7:24 pm
No, i take back what i said.. i think is that most of us here are quite straight... i just took the test again in the mindset of a butch => got 67%


14. JayWalk left...
Monday, 6 February 2006 10:00 pm :: 
SB: Welcome to the blog. Which school?

Jaschocolate: Wah... you machiam multi-plug like that... can go both ways one....


15. winter left...
Monday, 6 February 2006 11:14 pm
i was being nice lor
rather than i say u 2 look gay meh
:P


16. JayWalk left...
Monday, 6 February 2006 11:26 pm ::
winter: I guess it's still better than "gay chee ko peks"!!


17. Suspicious Bastard left...
Tuesday, 7 February 2006 1:24 am
Ah.....I'm in a certain Singapore university(goes without saying, eh?). Can't say which one, though.


18. Jaschocolate left...
Tuesday, 7 February 2006 6:22 am
What multi-plug?!! I was testing lah...
SB seemed to be in your ex-school one leh... heehee


19. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 7 February 2006 8:11 am :: 
Suspicious Bastard: SB is you har? I thought got new visitor. You is NTU? You know kIm? Your hair messy?

Jaschocolate: Say properly mah... I thought you 前面撞人, 后面载人. :P


20. Jaschocolate left...
Tuesday, 7 February 2006 9:50 am
Bloody hell...
btw, what's with the messy hair qn to sb?


21. aloe left...
Tuesday, 7 February 2006 10:05 am
er... I can't even go in and see the website.. sigh... Hardworking IT hor... :(


22. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 7 February 2006 4:56 pm :: 
Jaschocolate: Messy question, must ask kIm.

Anna: Do it at home lor!


23. Jaschocolate left...
Tuesday, 7 February 2006 8:15 pm
Wahaha... now i know.. kIm super scared that you was doing something funny.. Good job, lao pa. keep it up.. we must help to "sell off" her.. muahaha :p


24. kIm left...
Tuesday, 7 February 2006 8:22 pm
No need no need.. 小女孩不需要师傅的帮助。。 don't gimme heart attack can le.. :D


25. kIm left...
Tuesday, 7 February 2006 10:12 pm
I meant 小女还不需要。。:)


26. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 7 February 2006 11:45 pm ::
Jaschocolate: Don't say other people lah, winter and I also trying to lelong you.

kIm: So young how to kena heart attack??


27. kIm left...
Wednesday, 8 February 2006 12:29 am
people got weak heart ma.. hahaha.. go go! go focus on jas! :D


28. JayWalk left...
Wednesday, 8 February 2006 2:38 am :: 
kIm: Let me go find the guy to sor sor your heart, ok?


29. kIm left...
Wednesday, 8 February 2006 10:01 am
No need.. I finished my lab reports le!! No need to sor le!! :D


30. Jaschocolate left...
Wednesday, 8 February 2006 1:59 pm
My expectations toooooo high... i myself cant find liao, ok? Don't waste time and i don't want Bin Bin cos he is younger than me, ok?


31. aloe left...
Wednesday, 8 February 2006 3:20 pm
Yes sir... I will go do it at home... I will also listen to the voice blog at home... later... tonight.. hehe!

Jas - wat's wrong with him being younger than you??

Klm - weak heart not the same as finishing reports ma, so still need to go look for someone to sor ur heart, make it stronger. LOL!


32. kIm left...
Wednesday, 8 February 2006 5:20 pm
Jas: Bin Bin is good! Bin Bin is nice! And Bin Bin lives near you!! Hahahahaha.. I know why shifu wanna lelong you. Coz you are his daughter ma.. Wanna see you walk down the aisle asap. :D (I think binbin will so kill me when he sees this comment. *cross fingers and pray that he don't see this*)

Anna: Ahh.. No need stronger la. My weak heart is strong enough for me. Me and me alone will suffice!


33. mrvimes left...
Wednesday, 8 February 2006 7:02 pm
I'm glad that there are actually people who think alike. The cheese stands alone.


34. SB left...
Wednesday, 8 February 2006 7:53 pm
Wait...someone needs to delete the above comment. That's my user name.


35. aloe left...
Wednesday, 8 February 2006 9:02 pm
ok, I did it.. mine's 33%. :) But like wat mht said, some of the answers should be "dun know"... :P


36. JayWalk left...
Wednesday, 8 February 2006 10:07 pm :: 
Jaschocolate: Younger means more virile mah. No good meh?

Anna: You took the words right out of my mouth! ;)
Enjoy the voice blog.

mrvimes: I thought new visitor. Heh heh...


37. Jaschocolate left...
Thursday, 9 February 2006 10:55 am
Who's mrvimes?
Younger to do that thing only for what!!! I want mature thinking ok? Someone who can tolerate my awful temper and most young guys i know cant... Man, guys my age cant already... Sorry to Bin Bin.. it's not you, it's me (this line is so overused.. heehee)


38. JayWalk left...
Thursday, 9 February 2006 11:24 am ::
Jaschocolate: What's "that thing"?
Anyway, mrvimes is SB by another nick.


39. aloe left...
Thursday, 9 February 2006 11:39 am
not true.... there are mature young guys around. Dun judge just by a few 'trees' ok. Sekali next time, u really fall for a younger guy!! Then we will all be ROFLOL!!! :P


40. JayWalk left...
Thursday, 9 February 2006 12:25 pm ::
Anna: I oso say!!! But I won't ROFL lah... wait make people paiseh how?


41. Jaschocolate left...
Thursday, 9 February 2006 4:52 pm
Ha ha ha! We shall see.. if that guy comes along loh


42. JayWalk left...
Thursday, 9 February 2006 5:20 pm :: 
Jaschocolate: Ok, Anna and I will keep a lookout for you. Swee bor?


43. Jaschocolate left...
Thursday, 9 February 2006 10:53 pm
Swee... i will give u oranges then...


44. JayWalk left...
Thursday, 9 February 2006 11:17 pm ::
Jaschocolate: Oranges??!! You cheapo!! Give ang pow one ok!!


45. Jaschocolate left...
Friday, 10 February 2006 6:50 am
cannot... daughters now don't give angbaos.. i said so one..


46. aloe left...
Friday, 10 February 2006 9:23 am
cannot! Must give angbaos one! U think wat? CNY give orange to gong xi fa cai, da ji da li arh? -_-"'


47. JayWalk left...
Friday, 10 February 2006 9:40 am :: 
Anna: Hi-5!

Jaschocolate: This ang pao is not the CNY ang pow lah! It's the Match-maker's ang pow. Don't act blur hor!


48. Jaschocolate left...
Friday, 10 February 2006 12:56 pm
I'm not acting blur.. i'm still waiting for CNY one mah... like that hor. use your CNY angbao to be the Match-maker's angbao i owe u loh.. Even liao...


49. JayWalk left...
Friday, 10 February 2006 2:13 pm :: 
Jaschocolate: Ang pows cannot any how mix one hor. Each got different meaning one so not interchangeable.
Besides, Anna where got owe you CNY ang pow?


50. Jasmine left...
Friday, 10 February 2006 6:40 pm
Heeeheee.. :p


51. JayWalk left...
Friday, 10 February 2006 9:14 pm ::
Jasmine: Hee Hee your head lah! Don't act blur with Anna's ang pow hor!

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