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01 February 2006

Wife Not Happy



Wife's got a new toy. A high-tech fang-dangled bathroom scale that tells more than just your weight. So there I was trying it on for the first time, keying in my age, height and gender. When the numbers showed up, wife's face blackened.

"How come your body fat percentage so low one!!"

Dum dee dum dee dum......

Perhaps she was unaware that 12.99% of them are in my tummy area.

A bit like ZheBin.... heh heh.... I also very cheese fries hor? ... wahahahaaha......

- Voxeros

1. Pam left...
Tuesday, 31 January 2006 5:58 pm
hey Jay, tell wife it's fine. we have a similar machine here and my fat levels are much higher than D's. read the manual, she'll definitely fall into the 'normal' category! :) it's to do with the difference between men and women!!!


2. Laughingcow left...
Wednesday, 1 February 2006 12:36 am
Women generally have a higher percentage of body fat, we have boobs what! ... At least that's my attempt at self-consolation. ;)


3. Dk left...
Wednesday, 1 February 2006 1:15 am :: http://decayonnet.blogspot.com
This machine look interesting. Is it accurate?


4. akk left...
Wednesday, 1 February 2006 10:11 am
hahahaha...that black square is 9, issit?!!!


5. aloe left...
Wednesday, 1 February 2006 10:39 am
oo.. I also have a similar machine... my bodyfat also very high... I dun care. Aiyah, ask ur wife not to bother la. Females have higher fat levels than guys. It's also stated in the instruction manual ma. :)


6. mht left...
Wednesday, 1 February 2006 10:52 am
after looking at those figures, i just want to shout "skinny monkey!"
needless to say, my figures are more 'impressive'


7. JayWalk left...
Wednesday, 1 February 2006 2:37 pm :: 
Pam, LaughingCow and Anna: I told her that women are supposed to have a higher percentage of body fat but she just not happy that her number is bigger mah..... that one I really bor bian liao.

Dk: New visitor to the blog! Welcome! I dunno about the accuracy of the body fat % part as I always think that the way to measure is using some sort of a calipers or somethings?

Akk: It is not "9"!!!! I poke your eye!!! (hey! it rhymes!)

mht: 瘦皮猴? hahahahah Then I is 大肚子瘦皮猴! sibeh jialat... -_-"


8. Suspicious Bastard left...
Wednesday, 1 February 2006 5:05 pm
I knew a group of guys who had around 9% or so, on average. Good times, those.


9. JayWalk left...
Wednesday, 1 February 2006 5:32 pm ::
Suspicious Bastard: I think anything under 11% is out of the normal range liao. Probably like me when I was in Sec 3 to JC 2 where I weighed around 40kg at 1.65m tall.


10. kIm left...
Wednesday, 1 February 2006 7:34 pm
you were 40kg at 1.65m?!?! That sounds like a model!!! Those Victoria's Secrets kind! How would I kill to be 1.65m.


11. Jaslyn left...
Wednesday, 1 February 2006 10:01 pm :: http://precious-jas.blogspot.com
Suddenly I regret eating that Grilled Chicken Foldover :S


12. JayWalk left...
Thursday, 2 February 2006 10:15 am ::
kIm: Yeah, I used to be a Cross-country runner and believe me, I looked terrible in the photos at that age. I still think a bit bak bak is nicer.

Jaslyn: The key to losing weight is not to starve yourself but to exercise more. So it's time to get off your lazy ass and start burning the cals!


13. Zhe Bin left...
Friday, 3 February 2006 4:29 am
Haha. Women got more fats mah. So it's okay. I think if you go weigh yourself again but change your gender it may become 31%. Hurhur! (hahaha 31% is crazy!!) Anyway I agree totally exercising is the best option lor. It's freaking effective and wtf, it is healthy. Period.


14. JayWalk left...
Saturday, 4 February 2006 9:55 am :: 
ZheBin: I think now confirm weigh heavier with all the mee rebus, mee siam, mee pok, mee goreng etc.....

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