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07 January 2008

I Scream, You Scream, We Scream


... for ICE CREAM!!!

Having finished rioting at the Plush Bash shortly after my touching down in Singapore, I had to get up at 7am (what? 3 hours later?) to get to the Immigration Department to collect my new BioMetric passport where the collection appointment was fixed at 8am.

Fortunately, that was a smooth affair and I was out of the building in no time and heading home.

Rest of the day was me to get home to report for Duty-Parent and it was decided that we to bring them to the zoo.

Faith was visibly excited and Gabriel too in his own super-stoned-spaced-out way. We got into the zoo and it wasn't like 20 minutes later when Faith says she's tired already and wanna go home.

WHAT??? LIM PEH drive all the way to Mandai (bladdy stick shift car some more) and you wanna go back after JUST 20 friggin' minutes??!!!

So if any of you were at the zoo in the afternoon of 29 Dec 2007 and you see this guy dragging a lifeless corpse of a kid along the ground behind him, that's me.

Ok. So I kid (no pun intended).

Instead of a lifeless corpse that I was just exaggerating, both Troy (Godson) and Faith started to do the Ernest & Julio Gallo*.

* Excessive Whining.

But hor, Godpa tio si Godpa when he said the magic words.

"Wanna eat ice cream?"

Hor seh liao. Problem resolved. Godpa tio si Godpa. Respect.

So we got them the ice cream and we headed back to the exit as the clouds started to darken.

I was telling Faith to eat her ice cream a little faster lest it starts to melt all over her hands and to eat properly with her mouth. NOT her face.

Next thing, you know it, I heard a "Hee hee hee" down my right arm where Faith was.

"WAH RAOZ!!! YOU PURPOSELY ONE RIGHT?!!!"

"Hee hee hee..."

"ASK YOU DON"T EAT UNTIL ALL OVER YOUR FACE AND YOU PURPOSELY... ... wait. take photo first. *Click* ....ONE RIGHT? SIBEH JEE SIAO LEH!!!"

"Hee hee hee..."

"WAIT! STAND THERE! DON'T MOVE! I GET WET WIPES! DON'T YOU WIPE YOUR HAND AND MOUTH ON YOUR DRESS!!"

"OIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU PURPOSELY ONE!!!!! YOU WIPE YOUR HAND AND MOUTH ON YOUR DRESS!!!!!!!!! ARRRGGGHHHHH!!!!' 

"Hee hee hee..."

"YOU PURPOSELY ONE!!!!" 

Sigh...


(Like machiam I asked them take photo at gun point like that. tmd..... >.< )
 
- Voxeros

1. Gary left...
Monday, 7 January 2008 2:15 am
like father like daughter.. genes in your family run leep leep..


2. Everton left...
Monday, 7 January 2008 4:28 am
Funny picture. I thought the young lady was brushing her teeth (ha ha).


3. JayWalk left...
Monday, 7 January 2008 11:26 am :: 
Gary: Yah hor.... all berry jee jee siao siao one....

Everton: Eh, we were at the zoo one leh. Where got people go zoo brush teeth one?


4. Chocolate gal left...
Monday, 7 January 2008 11:58 am
Why they take photos must tiptoe one???


5. Kelly left...
Monday, 7 January 2008 12:51 pm :: http://www.kellchan.blogspot.com/
Like Father Like Daughter.
I heard the new passport number is a handful. No longer goes by your IC number...


6. JayWalk left...
Monday, 7 January 2008 1:19 pm :: 
Chocolate Gal: I guess it's because they were leaning against a height chart and both wanted to "appear" taller. Hence the tip toe.

Kelly: The passport number is indeed different from the NRIC number from now on. Read my entry on the passport tomorrow.


7. rn left...
Monday, 7 January 2008 10:28 pm :: http://rationalneurotic.liquidblade.com
faith damn cute la, she. Going to be a heartbreaker when she grows up. EH, where's my memE!


8. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 8 January 2008 8:04 am :: 
RN: Meme is on queue. Likely to be published on Thursday or Friday.


9. Ruok left...
Thursday, 10 January 2008 8:55 am
Faith sibeh cute wahahaha


10. JayWalk left...
Thursday, 10 January 2008 9:12 am :: 
ruok: Not to mention sibeh chuey pattern.
 

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