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11 August 2008

Beer Flavoured Green Tea

I invited CowBoyCaleb for home cooked meal at my place and we were doing the "obligatory 30-minute sit down with mom and dad in front of the TV" when the commercial for this beverage showed up on screen.

So anyway, we were intrigued by the product that touted itself as a green tea but not a green tea, a beer but not a beer.

And it just so happened that my little brother, Alvin, was coming over to SpitLand from Los Angeles (summer vacation) and I called him the day before to grab half a dozen cans over while he was in transit in Ta1wan.

Before you know it, 8 cans of these showed up at the dinner table the next day.

We opened a can to each have a taste.
Personally, it was not as bad I was would have expected but still it was pretty weird shite.

I would described it as passion fruit infused green tea with bubbles with a slight hint of the bitterness of beer.

And as I read the ingredient label, I realised that this is merely green tea with hops, which explained the faint hint of beer. The alcohol content of this beverage was a paltry 0.05%.

To sum it up in one word?

FAIL.


p.s. Apparently, CowBoyCaleb also blogged about this and not wanting people to find out that he actually loved this shite, he wrote a scathingly negative review about this Beer Flavoured Green Tea.

Too bad, I got photo evidence to prove otherwise. I have this incriminating photo of him endorsing the Beer Flavoured Green Tea with his signature MAD MONKEY GRIN.

Let's see you try to wriggle out of this one, CowBoyCaleb! Admit it! You love this shite! FAIL!

- Voxeros

1. CowboyCaleb left...
Monday, 11 August 2008 2:13 pm
KNNBCCB
I am never posing for a photo for you again. EVAR!!!


2. JayWalk left...
Monday, 11 August 2008 2:21 pm :: 
Cowboycaleb: Buahahahahahaaha.......


3. JayWalk left...
Monday, 11 August 2008 2:22 pm :: 
CowBoyCaleb: You think I take photo of you to put in my wallet meh? Of course put on the blog one lah!!!

p.s. The KTV pics how ah?


4. Mistress Grace left...
Monday, 11 August 2008 2:40 pm
You never learn do you.. ? After the palm oil photo you still pose for him... Solid lor... I wonder whats next?


5. Ed left...
Monday, 11 August 2008 2:45 pm
eh, i thought the obligatory-30-minute-sit-down-with-mom-and-dad-in-front-of-the-TV thingy is only for girlfriends/boyfriends?


6. My Wok Life left...
Monday, 11 August 2008 4:10 pm :: http://www.mywoklife.com
Wow, that's something new to me.. I would like to try.. Where to get it har??


7. JayWalk left...
Monday, 11 August 2008 4:17 pm :: 
Mistress Grace: Stay tuned for the next episode of "Eskew Me, Are You A Cowboy?"

Ed: In our context, it's "family". CowboyCaleb is a brudder. So he is family.


8. JayWalk left...
Monday, 11 August 2008 4:47 pm :: 
My Wok Life: It's available in Ta1wan. I think those 7-11 stores will have them.


9. Ruok left...
Tuesday, 12 August 2008 9:10 am
woot! I know which photo to upload for his next birthday! :P


10. THB left...
Tuesday, 12 August 2008 9:44 am
I'll love to try that.. HB--> FAIL!


11. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 12 August 2008 10:25 am :: 
ruok: Palm Oil one har? Or Incredible Hulk?

THB: I believe this was launched AFTER you left Ta1wan. So even if you were there, you couldn't have possibly tried it.


12. grasshopper left...
Tuesday, 12 August 2008 10:33 am
Can haz anarduh capshun contesst? Feel like lubbing balls dis thime. "V"


13. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 12 August 2008 11:32 am :: 
Grasshopper: Another contest? Sounds like fun but that's a lot of trouble you are going through just to rub my balls.


14. TSSD left...
Tuesday, 12 August 2008 3:51 pm :: http://tehsisiudai.wordpress.com
that is uBer fail la


15. JayWalk left...
Wednesday, 13 August 2008 8:12 am :: 
TSSD:That what we say when we started drinking Martell with green tea.


16. JF left...
Wednesday, 13 August 2008 5:24 pm
You people... always miss the real deal...
Why are there women behind that beer can.. which family dinner u guys went ahhhh


17. JayWalk left...
Wednesday, 13 August 2008 5:34 pm :: 
JF: You stoopid kotek. That's my sister lah!


18. Chocolate gal left...
Saturday, 16 August 2008 9:40 am
poor cowboy.. always kanna played by you..


19. JayWalk left...
Saturday, 16 August 2008 10:06 am :: 
Chocolate Gal: I'd say the score's pretty even right now.


20. akk left...
Friday, 22 August 2008 12:49 am
oh.......i thot the silly monkey grin looked like yours....


21. JayWalk left...
Friday, 22 August 2008 11:07 am :: 
Akk: Nope. Defnitely not me.

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