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14 January 2006

Game On!

I am sure those mingling in the local blogosphere would have noticed that a catfight has broken out among the ladies. Skip this entry if you are not in the loop yet coz chances are, what I am going to say, you confirm catch no ball one and I don't intend to catch it for you.

Besides, better you dunno what's going on. Ignorance is bliss. Really.

For the rest of the unfortunate ones, here's goes.



Welcome everyone to the local grudge match cum derby between Blinky Athletic and Bandung United.

Attendance today is a massive 94,621 turnout and the atmosphere is simply electrifying! The referee for today is Mr Editors.

1st Minute> Kick-off whistle blows.

7th Minute> Blinkymummy slided in two-footed with a "Don't Want To Be Associated" tackle. Yes, it was unprovoked and uncalled for. It's a yellow card. The other 3 Power Puff Girls responded furiously with quite a lot of shoving and pushing on their own respective blogs but everything seemed to be under controlled for now.

Score is 0 - 0 for now.

14th Minute> Score is still deadlocked at 0-0 and neither side could break the Blinky-Celly Wala-Wala-Standoff.

21st Minute> Blinkymummy made a surge down the left flank to the Holland V Carpark and gotten herself in a one-on-one situation against Bandung Vader. A simple fake and a sprint finds Bandung Vader dead-footed as Blinkymummy easily slots the ball through the helpless defender's legs.

A perfect "Wah lau!! Act Blur ah, XiaXue!! Ch**bye!!" execution and

Blinkymummy SCORES!!!!!!!!! 1 - 0 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A goal, beautifully slammed into the top right corner, leaving the keeper completely beaten. Surely this must be the goal of the match. If there is a bonus point for style then Blinkymummy would be 2-0 up by now.

25th Minute> The goal seemed to steel their will even more and the creation of a WeLoveBlinkMonkey hate-site levels the score to 1-1 very quickly.

Back to 1 - 1 !!!
27th Minute> An attacking poem was created allegedly by Silly Celly shortly after the restart. It wasn't pretty as the poem was pretty lame but the fans appreciated the effort put into rhyming. It was a sloppy goal-mouth scramble but nevertheless the ball crossed the line.

2-1 to Bandung United!!!!

32nd Minute> Blinky Athletic's midfield seemed to be in disarray as if she couldn't find an answer to Bandung United's constant onslaught.

34th Minute> Bandung United riding on their momentum, launching yet another attack and Xialanxue publishes an anti-Blinkymummy post on the hate-site and scores!!! 3-1 !!!

3-1 to Bandung United!!!!

There seemed to be quite a lot of protest going on the pitch! It looks like the the entry was not written by Xialanxue! It was an impostor!! Goal disallowed!!! Blinky Athletic are still in the game as the score is restored to 2-1 in favour of Bandung United.

Goal Disallowed! Back to 2-1!!!

44th Minute> Evidence has shown that the allegedly Xialanxue entry was in fact spoofed by Bandung Vader herself. Apparently, she has forgotten to cover her tracks properly. What a lapse in defense. Oh dear, what a dreadful own goal.

Blinky Athletic are back!!! 2-2!!!

67th Minute> The real Xialanxue has come out with a unstoppable exposé piece riding on Bandung Vader's earlier own goal. It gets submitted to Tomorrow.sg! It gets published! It's a GOAL!!!!!

No wait! It is disallowed! Again?? Bandung Vader is getting herself into an argument with the referee.

It's a goal!

No, it's not!

Yes, it is!

No, it's not!

Now you see it.

Now you don't!

Now you see it.

Now you don't!
Oh the suspense!! Is it a goal or not??!! I can't take this anymore!!

Mr Editors is seen having a word with his linesmen and the fans can be heard chanting their famed repertoire of "Kelong! Kelong!", "Referee Kayu" and  "Toot!.... Toot!... Toot! Toot! Toot!.... Toot! Toot! Toot! Toot!.... BUTOH!!!".

Oh! Looks like a decision has been made and the referee signals that the goal is allowed and a yellow card for Bandung Vader for dissent.

Blinky Athletic restores lead to 3-2!!!!

80th Minute> The score is still 3-2 with neither side making any progress since the last goal. Blinky Athletic supporters are getting louder as we approach the final whistle. This, in sharp contrast to a muted Bandung United side of the stadium. The atmosphere is ecastic now with fans cheering deliriously with every pass made by Blinkymummy.

85th Minute> Looks like it is going to be a victory for Blinky Athletic as Bandung United looks to be running out of time. There seemed to be quite a lot of movement in the Bandung United stands as scores of fans are starting to leave the stadium.

So, would it be a well-earned victory for Blinky Athletic or would Bandung United equalised before the final whistle?

We'll be back after this commercial break....

- Voxeros

1. Jaschocolate left...
Saturday, 14 January 2006 6:29 pm
Like that also can link to ******.. Bleah.. I dont want to comment anymore..
<Jay Edited:> Sorry for bleeping you here. Keeping this secret secret.>


2. JayWalk left...
Saturday, 14 January 2006 9:06 pm :: 
Jaschocolate: Er... you just did. -_-"


3. Zhe Bin left...
Sunday, 15 January 2006 2:04 am
Wah lao Jay-Walk you know what?! I just finished watching the derby then come here one. Sigh. Nb damn gek xim.


4. aloe left...
Monday, 16 January 2006 2:31 pm
i wanna know leh!


5. JayWalk left...
Monday, 16 January 2006 8:28 pm :: 
Anna: Will give you tomolo ok? Make sure you log on to MSN ok?


6. Sheena left...
Monday, 16 January 2006 10:06 pm
ROFLMFAO


7. aloe left...
Tuesday, 17 January 2006 10:11 am
read liao... wahahahhaahhaha!!!!! I like!!


8. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 17 January 2006 1:16 pm ::
Sheena & Anna: Ahh... people who shared my sense of humour. :)


9. akk left...
Tuesday, 17 January 2006 1:23 pm
************ man...i tot you would be writing in RPG style ie Dungeons and Dragons...hehehe
not bad leh...but i would think BA would win match.
<Jay Edited:> Sorry. Had to bleep you off, lest we let the cat (not pun intended) out of the bag.


10. Jaschocolate left...
Tuesday, 17 January 2006 6:23 pm
u know u can write the second half just for the exclusive us to read loh..


11. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 17 January 2006 7:19 pm :: 
akk & Jaschocolate: Well, the outcome will just have to wait for what happens next.
The game isn't over until the referee blows the whistle. We still have a few "critical minutes" to go.


12. hitomi left...
Tuesday, 17 January 2006 11:22 pm
err... acherly, I wanted to read the comments of the other entry which you've deleted. I remember I was the second one in queue for the "lucky draw" prize.


13. Jaschocolate left...
Wednesday, 18 January 2006 12:19 am
Mommy, he said he will treat.. i think.. haha


14. JayWalk left...
Wednesday, 18 January 2006 1:53 am :: 
hitomi: Sorry about pulling the plug on that. But we're still on for dinner lah.

Jaschocolate: Suddenly you are like my Personal Assistant liao har?


15. Jaschocolate left...
Wednesday, 18 January 2006 8:37 am
when i am free, i will help u entertain ppl so that u can write faster... But first i must know the things lah.. otherwise they can only leave a message and u reply later.. :p


16. JayWalk left...
Wednesday, 18 January 2006 8:59 am ::
Jaschocolate: Am I like the first ever blogger in the world to have a PA answer comments?
Wah... stay-dee bom pee pee siah...


17. Jaschocolate left...
Wednesday, 18 January 2006 2:21 pm
i charge only $100 per message..quite cheap hor.. remember to pay when u come back :p


18. JayWalk left...
Wednesday, 18 January 2006 2:54 pm ::
Jaschocolate: No need to wait for me to come back. I pay you now. nah... here's a billion dollars.

Leave the rest in the account and debit accordingly ok?
whahahahahaahah


19. aloe left...
Wednesday, 18 January 2006 3:18 pm
i tot I was first?? Just that I din comment on that other entry... wahahahah!!! :P


20. hitomi left...
Wednesday, 18 January 2006 3:49 pm
Ok, dinner on.
Don't bully my daughter ah. She makes a good PA, can help you reply to the comments some more. Way to go, girl!


21. JayWalk left...
Wednesday, 18 January 2006 3:56 pm ::
Anna: Er... I think that was the other side one. Didn't bother to transfer the comments over to this side lah.

hitomi: Ok lah. Buay pai lah. Very nice to me also.
BTW, can you log on Yahoo. Got thing to show you.


22. aloe left...
Wednesday, 18 January 2006 5:01 pm
arw... shucks... wasted... hahaha!! :P


23. JayWalk left...
Wednesday, 18 January 2006 5:22 pm ::
Anna: Nebermind lah... almost everyday got new blog entry. Try again lor. But I have to warn you, the competition quite hiong one... :P


24. Jaschocolate left...
Thursday, 19 January 2006 5:05 am
Mommy, love u to bits.. Muacks
J Daddy, u can give me more, cos i need to burn for u one.. wahaha.. :p


25. JayWalk left...
Thursday, 19 January 2006 10:26 am :: 
Jaschocolate: LOL. Good one! But too bad I is not Taoist. Hell money don't work for me.

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