05 September 2008

Sian XMM Episode XVI

In a way, CowboyCaleb and I are like nomadic gatherers where we venture out to the unknown to forage for our existence.

Perhaps it is kismet that we are to bump into each other in a strange unfamilar land and naturally, we stick together and look out for each other in the unchartered waters.

So from strangers back home to goot brudders on foreign soil. What are the chances?
Ahh... the many mysteries of the universe alongside the inability to burp, fart and sneeze.....
..... at the same time. 
Anyway, we have this watering hole where I call it our "Second Office", the H0llyw00d Baby Bar.

Can't really call it "Second Home" since we are not allowed to sleep there although CowBoyCaleb has broken that rule already.

If you are familiar with the TV series Cheers, we are the Cliff and Norm of the H0llyw00d Baby Bar.

In accordance to the standard practice of a dog sniffing a new fire hydrant, Sir Edmund Hillary reaching the peak of Mount Everest and Neil Armstrong stepping foot on the moon.

We proudly marked our territory.

Hence, the Malaysia and Singapore flags in the bar, courtesy of CowboyCaleb and yours truly.

To celebrate this historical moment, I shall share with you a new episode of the Sian XMM Series.

H0llyw00d Baby: Eh. Why your Singapore flag is smaller than CowboyCaleb's?

JayWalk: Singapore smaller country so smaller flag lor!

H0llyw00d Baby: Really har?

JayWalk: (Deadpan) Yes. You see your Ch1na flag behind? Very big right?

H0llyw00d Baby: Yes.

JayWalk: Ch1na big country, so big flag lor!

H0llyw00d Baby: Then USA is also small country har?

JayWalk: (Deadpan) Yes. About same size as Singapore.

Yeah... I can be quite bastard at times.
Image Credit:;
- Voxeros

1. THB left...
Monday, 8 September 2008 10:33 am ::
Sound quite dumb.. :p

2. JayWalk left...
Monday, 8 September 2008 11:18 am
THB: Heh heh..... it's fun to mess with them sometimes.

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