27 December 2005

J-Files Case# 543.534a - Profile: Agent-BB210

For those who are new to the J-Files Case Series, please read this first.

I chance about this candidate in the western part of SGP. She is currently working undercover as a Human Resource Executive. My field agent's findings revealed that she is currently tracking down a criminal (Codename: Finance Queen) currently under the Witness Protection Program of the Judiciary Department. In other words, there is no access to this person via the legal channels as FQ is currently under the protection of the Gahmen.

Agent-BB210's strategy is impressive. By day, Agent-BB210 is a HR executive but by night, she has full access to all personnel files of the enemy organisation in order to uncover the true identity of FQ. After which, FQ shall be terminated.

SWOP Analysis

We have subjected her to the Hogwarts House Test and her results showed that she is Brave, Loyal, Smart, Honest and True. Just the ideal traits that we look for in an agent.

We have also come to know that she has psychic powers to summon the people around to do her bidding. Certainly an asset when it comes to mind-control and brain-washing of the enemy.

Agent-BB210 has an adverse reaction to rain that would render her totally powerless. Her immune system seemed quite sensitive to the change in climatic temperature which is an indication that she is ill-suited for  traveling assignments in the temperate countries.

Her inability to master the heels also meant that she will not be able to harness the potential of using heels as a lethal weapon that has proved to be very effective against the enemy for all our female agents.

OthersAgent-BB210 passed me a coding device presumably belonging to the enemy which may contain vital information beneficial to our Intelligence department. Perhaps it was my vast experience during my day in Counter-Intelligence that I was able to successfully unlock the device. Click picture* to see the documented archive of the unlocking process.

Obviously a very intelligent person but perhaps not ready for field assignments yet. Will be an asset in the Intelligence Department and also recommend Agent-Hitomi to personally train her in the handling of the Heels, which is a pre-requisite for all female agents to pass the BHHP (Basic Heels Handling Proficiency) test.


* If you have no idea whatsoever about the puzzle device, please do not download the video clip as it would be a waste of your bandwidth and time. Sorry!

- Voxeros

1. Jaschocolate left...
Tuesday, 27 December 2005 9:47 am
LOL!!! Hahaha.. i am speechless.. :p

2. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 27 December 2005 11:22 am :: 
Jaschocolate: Never imagined yourself to be a secret agent hor? ;)

3. faythxz left...
Tuesday, 27 December 2005 11:45 am
hahaha, u never fail to deliver

4. vanna left...
Tuesday, 27 December 2005 1:05 pm
very good
keep it up
churn it :)

5. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 27 December 2005 2:27 pm :: 
faythxz: Heh heh... at the rate my imagination is going into overdrive, people may start thinking that I am on drugs or something....

Vanna: Stay tuned, you are up next!

6. akk left...
Tuesday, 27 December 2005 4:52 pm
pwah! did you rehearse? that looks fantastically professional!

7. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 27 December 2005 6:18 pm :: 
Akk: Rehearse? Nah... but I did have to practice unlocking it smoothly though.

8. hitomi left...
Tuesday, 27 December 2005 6:30 pm
Wah, since when I oso agent? *scratch head*

9. Jaschocolate left...
Tuesday, 27 December 2005 8:50 pm
No, my brain too small to imagine.. AND I THOUGHT THE PUZZLE IS SUPPOSED TO BE DIFFICULT?!! How come so easy to solve one.. Wau Lao..

10. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 27 December 2005 10:01 pm :: 
hitomi: Wah... you sidekick Agent-SSK neber inform you of your new posting ah?
He and I need to have a good talk about this....

Jaschocolate: I guess it was a stroke of luck to correctly guess that "Centrifugal Force" is the key to solving the puzzle lor.
Heng heng lor!

11. Jaschocolate left...
Wednesday, 28 December 2005 8:05 am
Heng your head.. *Bish*

12. JayWalk left...
Wednesday, 28 December 2005 10:59 am :: 
Jaschocolate: 你好象有暴力倾向 leh..... 整天 bish 来 bish 去.

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