30 March 2006

Jay-Prank Series (Part 4) - NTU Computer Lab

Time to fast forward a couple of years to my NTU days where this next prank took place. It was my freshman year and we were all given a computer account for access into the NTU VAX system. Internet wasn't exactly quite established yet and the intranet was as far as we could go. Slowly, I began to build my mailing list of readers subscribing to my regular writing of nonsense. Thus began my first foray of what later evolved to be the blog you are reading now.

Other than the tennis courts, the computer lab is like my second home, in between lecture breaks, where it was too short to go back to the hostel to sleep and yet too long to just sit around in the canteen stoning. Besides, the computer lab was air-conditioned. An environment vital to the sustaining of life in Singapore. Ok ok..... not that drama lah but free air-con mah!

Unfortunately, everybody seemed to think along the same line as I, which meant a crowded computer lab every time I was there, to the extent where I sometimes, had to go to the Engineering Faculties' computer labs (they have bigger labs) to secure a free terminal.

So anyway, there was this one particular day where I was lucky to get a free terminal and proceeded to pop in my diskette (Yah lah, old lah, not USB key lah. Happy? Grrr...) and carried on churning out my next "Jay-Mailing-List" issue. I can't really recall what I was writing but I'd bet it was pretty funny as I remembered I was typing happily peppered with chuckles along the way.

I supposed the stifled laughter caught the attention of my kaypoh neighbour who started to peep at my screen. Before you know it, she was reading over my shoulder and joining in with the giggling. How rude!

That's when I decided to hantam her one time jialat jialat.

After saving my work, I created a new document in Microsoft Word 2.0 (anyone remembers this?)

I press the CAPS LOCK key.

I set the font size to 36.

Then I set the font colour to white which essentially became the same colour as the background.

Intrigued by my unusual settings, she was lagi curious and it was there and then I knew I had her hook, line and sinker.

I proceeded to type but nothing come out on the screen since the words were of the same colour as the background. All that could be seen was the cursor moving from left to right to next line in quick succession.

Once I finished typing, I deliberately paused for effect there just to build up even more suspense. She was so captivated that she didn't even noticed that I had stop typing, and had turned around to face her, looking straight at her (which by the way, she was quite chio but I digress).


I press.....


A black solid highlighted block appeared but still no text.


I switch the font back to black.....


* Press Ctrl-A to reveal what I wrote in the black box.





I must have whacked her SOLID SOLID between the eyes as she sat there stoned with her face slowly simmering to a healthy pink then charcoal black.

She left in a huff right after that as I proceeded to High-Five my classmate, Tina, who was at the terminal right behind me, having witnessed the entire episode.

That peeping girl? She left in such a big hurry that she forgot to log off her NTU VAX account. Let's just say that Tina and I took over her account and started chatting up guys with raunchy messages the rest of the afternoon.

That, Ladies and Gentlemen, would be another story, another time.

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- Voxeros

1. winter left...
Wednesday, 29 March 2006 1:56 pm
wah lao
i want to know what type of raunchy smses sia

2. aloe left...
Wednesday, 29 March 2006 2:07 pm
U ish naughty..... LOL!!

3. JayWalk left...
Wednesday, 29 March 2006 3:31 pm :: 
winter: That ALL you think about right??!! Geez...

Anna: Thank you.... thank you very much. *takes a bow*

4. winter left...
Wednesday, 29 March 2006 10:47 pm
of coz lah
tat would be funny
esp coming from U!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5. JayWalk left...
Thursday, 30 March 2006 12:28 am :: 
winter: Oh my.... raunchy messages make you laugh?? Piangz!
Why? You want me to *cough* message *cough cough* you har?

6. hitomi left...
Thursday, 30 March 2006 7:03 pm
Piang... another chio-but-not-your-type huh?

7. JayWalk left...
Thursday, 30 March 2006 9:16 pm ::
hitomi: I have you know that I am EXTREMELY selective with my women ok!!
You think any Veron, Mich or Mary will auto-qualify har? Think again!

8. winter left...
Thursday, 30 March 2006 11:03 pm
dun want lah
i got enough *coughs* messages already

9. JayWalk left...
Thursday, 30 March 2006 11:11 pm ::
winter: You have enough? Dun bruff lah...

10. Zhe Bin left...
Friday, 31 March 2006 12:33 am
AHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Eh eh eh but I tell you ah since you said that she's chio hor.. If I were you and if that Tina friend wasn't around hor, I might have typed something more cheeky.. Heh heh heh.

11. winter left...
Friday, 31 March 2006 1:04 am
i forgot to add

12. JayWalk left...
Friday, 31 March 2006 1:18 am :: 
Zhe Bin: Between Tina and I, she lagi more pervert than me. I tell you hor, she chat with the guys damn hiong one. I read already also I blush.
The girl damn cham. Account kena hijacked by us. 

winter: Riiiiiiiiiight.......

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