27 March 2006

Jay-Prank Series (Part 1) - ACJC Sun Tan Club

Well, April Fool's Day is just round the corner and what better way to pay tribute to this special day with a Jay-Prank Series. This is a recollection of all the funny stuff that was pulled on hapless victim, all in the name of fun. I may have blogged some of them before and so I won't rehash them again here. After all, I have much much more of the good stuff in my bag of tricks.

Still, for those who have come here only recently, Check out:

So without further ado, here's the first of 5 installments of the Jay-Prank Series.


The year, I remembered clearly, was 1989 when I was in JC2 barely passing my promotional examinations.

1st day of JC2 has got to be my happiest time of my JC life. We were no longer the peons of the school social hierarchy as the seniors have all graduated leaving us to be the new Kings of the Hill.

More importantly, we have fresh chicks!! Muahahahaha......

Oh how fast 365 days has passed when it became our turn to be on the upper echelon looking down at all the newbies in their old school uniforms (I love pinafores!). It was interesting to observe how suddenly the boys and girls were on their best behavior trying their very best to impress each other and especially so with the opposite gender. Oh man.... were we like that 365 days ago? Gee....

So, new school, new  year, new environment, new people and new chapter in life.

Let me bring you on a guided tour to the school canteen located on the opposite side of the main building's cul-de-sac. On the wall was this big and long chalkboard the stretches across the length of the wall. It's an ECA board where the various ECAs posts their notices.

The beginning of the year would always be the busiest part of the year for the various ECAs as everybody would be competing for recruits to join them. What you have essentially on the boards during the first week, would be sheets of paper stuck onto the board informing interested parties of the first meeting as well as a blank column for the interested newbies to write down their names and contact details.

That's when we struck the proverbial jackpot of an idea for a prank. Right at the right end of the notice boards there was still a bit of space of the wall where we set up a new column that says "Sun Tan Club". To decorate it, we pasted cut-outs from those beach magazines featuring the sun, the sand, and hunks and babes in their perfect tans.

Then we pasted 2 sheets of paper for them to "sign up". One said "Guys", the other said "Gals". What we didn't expect was the overwhelming response to our "recruitment drive" with the sheets of paper filling up within an hour. We had to constantly refresh the notice board with new sheets.

Anyway, our recruitment drive lasted only 1 day as we didn't want anybody to realise that there was no such thing as an "ACJC Sun Tan Club".

What we do with the papers? Well, we threw away the "Guys" list and we split the booty (no pun intended) of the "Gals" list evenly and start dialing away!!

- Voxeros

1. kIm left...
Sunday, 26 March 2006 1:10 pm
*wait till my neck grew so long.. then ur prank series was finally published*
Pinafores are so passe. Must be more unique ma. Hahahaha..

2. JayWalk left...
Sunday, 26 March 2006 6:29 pm :: 
kIm: Call it passé all you want but I am a sentimental. I shall stay steadfastly in love with it. This classic will always be right up there in my A-list.

3. KingMeng left...
Monday, 27 March 2006 12:30 am ::
I guess you must have ogled at my photo before you sleep every night.

4. JayWalk left...
Monday, 27 March 2006 12:35 am :: 
KingMeng: Your photo!! WAHAHAHAHAA!!!!
No lah.... I married one. :P

5. Jaschocolate left...
Monday, 27 March 2006 7:59 am
KM just made me want to puke..
J dad, why u always so funny ah..

6. JayWalk left...
Monday, 27 March 2006 9:33 am :: 
Jaschocolate: Ok lah... I thot the KM picture was damn funny. Must give people credit for having the courage to put it on ok?
Why? Because the sky is so high, you marry in July and the bird shit in your eye. That's why! :P

7. akk left...
Monday, 27 March 2006 12:40 pm
u might as well have set the club liao, the way things are going. or else make them gather during recess at a particular spot in the middle of nowhere.....

8. JayWalk left...
Monday, 27 March 2006 2:49 pm :: 
Akk: That time neber think so far lah... we just wanted the chicks' phone numbers! ~LOL

9. hitomi left...
Monday, 27 March 2006 6:34 pm
Seriously, these people actually fell for it? :-P

10. JayWalk left...
Monday, 27 March 2006 7:23 pm ::
hitomi: Acherly we did ask the girls (since we threw away the Guys List) if they actually bought it.
Truth to be told. A few knew it was a fake but found it so amusing that they played along anyway and were curious to find out who we (the pranskters) were.

11. Pam left...
Monday, 27 March 2006 8:49 pm
oh yes...good ol' pinafores...heheeeeee

12. winter left...
Monday, 27 March 2006 10:17 pm
long time got no series liao
finaly got one

13. JayWalk left...
Monday, 27 March 2006 10:25 pm ::
Pam: Sigh... the almighty pinafore. My Achilles' heel.

winter: Hope you like this one!

14. winter left...
Monday, 27 March 2006 10:50 pm
i love this
this will be really funny

15. aloe left...
Tuesday, 28 March 2006 11:50 am
er.. i hated pinafores... no matter that other people commented that our pinafores look nice but we hated it. However, when there was a chance for us to change our uniforms, we all voted not to, cos.... it was our last year in school liao. ahahahahaha!!!

16. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 28 March 2006 12:45 pm :: 
Anna: You from pinafore school too? yummmmmmmmm.........
Aiyah... you are wearing it hor, sure take it for granted one lah.
Btw, which pinafore school is that har, that you all actually wanted to vote to abolish it? What blasphemy!!

17. aloe left...
Tuesday, 28 March 2006 1:49 pm
nah... dun think they will ever abolish it as it's too much a part of the school's history, tradition and culture liao. It's symbolic of the school le...

18. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 28 March 2006 2:56 pm :: 
Anna: And to think someone actually started a poll to see if the pinafores should be abolished. What nerve!

19. xcake left...
Saturday, 23 September 2006 1:57 pm ::
WAKS..pulling such a prank and dialing the girls' numbers. Quite crazy..yeah. But really funny. Now I feel like such a dork because I never pulled a prank before except for the odd prankcalls I did for my friends (cos some guys kept bugging them). I did a lot of mischief though! bwahhahahaha.

20. JayWalk left...
Saturday, 23 September 2006 2:19 pm ::
xcake: Heh heh... blame it on our raging hormones. Yeah, we were horny bastards.
Anyway, I can't really see you as a dork for after all, you are in USC no?

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