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30 May 2005

Five Questions - The Easy 5

1. If you could interview a local blogger, who would it be? Why?

There'd be so many of them!! Where do I start?? It is going to be really hard to put a finger on one. mrbrown and Miyagi are 50-50 mainly because they are ACS boys, like me. I probably know half the answers beforehand. Not much fun in that, is there?

So I guess, my first and foremost criteria is that he/she must be one that I have no previous contact. So, that kinda eliminates Sheena, Nethia, WonkyTong, MeePokTah and Bumbling-Belle.

Perhaps, I would like to get to know more of the funny bloggers out there like SillyCelly, FinickyFeline, AhDokBoy, MysteryTanLines just to name a few.


2. If XiaXue were to hire you to write for her blog, paying you market rate, would you consider? Why? What would you write?
"... This has created controversy about whether bloggers need to disclose that they are being paid and whether the practice damages their credibility..."
(02 May 2005)

Yes, as that would mean giving me her password access(!).

What would I write?

Nothing. I would just delete everything and shut it down.

A blog is something personal and done out of one's passion. If you need to "outsource" it to somebody else to do it for you. Why bother to maintain it anymore? It would be obvious that the owner no longer wants to upkeep it. So why should you be the one to do it for her? Besides, getting somebody else to do your blog reeks of commercialism. Call me a an atas purist, if you like. Bite me.

Afternote: Perhaps a bit of clarification is in order here. I have nothing against XX's blog. It was mentioned here simply because the question has her on it. My reaction would have been the same for anybody else's blog. Ask and pay me to do your blog and the first thing on my agenda would be to shut it down for you. So there. I hope everything is cleared up here.


3. What would you do if your date farts?
I don't see a big deal in that. I mean who doesn't fart? It is a natural bodily function, right?

Believe me, if the date lets one rip,

  • You think it was intentional?
  • You think she hadn't struggled for DEAR LIFE for the past 5 minutes trying to keep it in?
  • You think she enjoyed oozing beads of sweat from the forehead for the past 10 minutes?
  • You think she didn't just DIED on the spot when it ripped? 

Oh for the love of Gawd, BE NICE to the her! The least you can do is to give her a break!

So, return the fart with your own and call it even. Burp, if you have nothing to fart. At least, it would be the thought that counts.

Besides, if you are really in LURVE with her, the fart would have smelled like Joy by Jean Patou*.

* Use Babel Fish to translate, if you are unable to read French.


4. If you found out that a girl you really like was a pron star, would you still consider her? Why?

Well, the keyword here is "was". What happened to the girl in the past is her business and I wouldn't be upset even if she kept it a secret from me. Each of us have our own skeletons in our closets. That privacy must be respected.

Frankly speaking, being a pron actress is merely making a living. Granted that the conservative society frowns on it. It must be said that this is a two-way street. There is a supply, only if there is a demand. If people are not watching pron, then where do all these actors/actresses get all these gigs?

Perhaps the only unnerving thing is that since these actresses are used to "well-endowed" and "high performance" guys, I am just afraid that I may fall short (no pun intended) of the mark.


5. If you're stranded in an island alone with Pamela Anderson, what would you do? Why?

Oh joy! The last thing I want is to be lonely. With her, at least there will be a companion to talk with and do stuff with. Besides, that would mean that I AM the last guy on earth. My chances are suddenly looking brighter by the minute.

BTW, has anybody seen her in her new sitcom "Stacked"? Not too shabby, if I may add. If only they are able to get rid of that fading barbed wire tattoo on her arm. It is beginning to look embarrassing.

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The Official Interview Game Rules
1. If you want to participate, leave a comment below saying "Interview me."
2. I will respond by asking you five questions. Each person's will be different.
3. You will update your journal/blog with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview others in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

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- Voxeros

1. a reader left...
Sunday, 29 May 2005 3:25 pm
Interview me!
BTW did Gabriel like his gift set and did Faith like her little doggie?

Merenwen
2. a reader left...
Sunday, 29 May 2005 6:31 pm
heh, hate to break it to ya but moi (aka Mystery Tan Lines) is also from ACS (in fact same year as Brown and Miyagi and one year older than Talking Cock Colin) :P
MTL
Mystery Tan Lines [edmund@imaginaryfs.com]
3. JayWalk left...
Sunday, 29 May 2005 9:37 pm
Sheena: Gabriel is too young to be aware of the toys but Faith is enjoying it on his behalf and her own doggie too! Thanks!

Here are your 5 questions:
1) What was the wildest thing that you have ever done?
2) What was your most embarrassing moment?
3) What was the funniest moment that you have encountered?
4) If you are granted one wish, what would it be?
5) What was the most romantic thing that any guy has ever done for you?
4. JayWalk left...
Sunday, 29 May 2005 9:38 pm
MTL: Another fellow Barker Road boy! Alright!!!
*hi five*
5. a reader left...
Wednesday, 1 June 2005 3:22 am
hah! very well thought of answers. Didn't know MysteryTanLines is a guy ...haha. Thanks for the interview - the easy one I mean.
anna
6. a reader left...
Wednesday, 1 June 2005 3:23 am
oops, forgot one thing - I like your fart answers.. Joy by Jean Patou .. haha
anna
7. JayWalk left...
Wednesday, 1 June 2005 3:32 am
Anna: The pleasure's all mine. It was fun doing it.

Did you know that Joy was supposedly the costliest perfume in the world? But that was before Procter and Gamble bought the brand and cheapened it.

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