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25 April 2006

The 22-Questions Meme.

1. My ex is: er.... which one? Too many to write lah. hahahahah

2. Maybe I should: walk away from it all.

3. I love: the look on my opponent's face when I drive that tennis ball with a backhand down-the-line passing shot.

4. I don't understand: why people here cannot be trusted.

5. I lose: my freedom in the name of filial piety

6. People say I'm: killer. Not going to elaborate on that! :P

7. Love is: when your kid hugs you from out of nowhere.

8. Somewhere, someone is: looking for his/her big break. I am still looking for mine.

9. I will always: remember those who bailed us out and those who ditched us. Justice will be served. It's only a matter of time.

10. Forever is: the feeling you get when you are stuck in a traffic jam with a full bladder.

11. I never want to: let my kids take the kind of crap that I am receiving now.

12. I think the current US President: is an idiot and an embarrassment to the American people.

13. When I wake up in the morning: I want to go back to sleep.

14. My past was: something to serve as a reference/reminder against future mistakes.

15. I get annoyed when: stupid people do or say the stupidest thing.

16. Parties are for: me to go cheong.

17. My dog is: a Pekingese.

18. My cat is: roaming the corridors of NTU Hall 4 and answers to the name of Whisky. I used to share my Black Label with him.

19. Kisses are the best when: it's from the heart.

20. Tomorrow: will be the day, I have difficulty waking up again.

21. I really want: to be a teacher.

22. I have low tolerance for people who: have the brains but CHOOSE to fucking not use it.

- Voxeros

1. Jaschoc left...
Monday, 24 April 2006 12:46 pm
Teacher? Will die one..


2. Lynne left...
Tuesday, 25 April 2006 1:29 am
I am curious about #5 ... Can elaborate or not?


3. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 25 April 2006 1:37 am :: 
Jaschocolate: Who die? Me or the students? wahahahah....

Lynne: I am running and slated to take over the family business which is why I am in Ch1na. Not something that I would do if I had been given a choice. Catch ball?


4. aloe left...
Tuesday, 25 April 2006 8:30 am
ah... i so agree with No. 13 and 22.....


5. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 25 April 2006 12:13 pm :: 
Anna: I see you also another Nua-In-Bed expert! :)


6. mht left...
Tuesday, 25 April 2006 4:44 pm
with regards to #5, like what they say in Da Chang Jin...think of the 'jia zhu'


7. koreanhousewife left...
Tuesday, 25 April 2006 5:42 pm :: http://koreanhousewife.blogspot.com/
1. My ex is: NA.
2. Maybe I should: book a plane ticket to Perth. Tats my healing ground when I need isolation.
3. I love: to be a winner. But also understand tat sometimes winning can be losing.
4. I don't understand: korean language but wish to be a korean house wife.
5. I lose: my faith in most local men.
6. People say I'm: a great tease. Many try to tame me but failed. They cried: I really don't know how to pamper U!
7. Love is: so close yet so far away. The heart is a lonely hunter.
8. Somewhere, someone is: thinkin and waitin for me. But I have not given him the green light to contact me. I am not ready to talk.
9. I will always: be a good girl unless we are in bed.
10. Forever is: in fairytale. We are not prince and princess to begin with.
11. I never want to: be in the rat race, but my name is on the list.
12. I think the current US President: a slim shady.
13. When I wake up in the morning: I check my SMS.
14. My past was: gone with the wind. I hardly cling on to the past.
15. I get annoyed when: people expect me to save the day and be superwoman. I get tired too.
16. Parties are for: Models and beautiful people. I just sit at a corner, slip fruit punch and blend into the wallpaper.
17. My dog is: NA
18. My cat is: NA (chant a millions time: Hair grow longer, cats are evil!
19. Kisses are the best when: U made me taste warmed honey.
20. Tomorrow: I might be gone
21. I really want: to hide in a pair of big strong arms. Lets not speak for a min.
22. I have low tolerance for people who: try to weasel their way out at work.


8. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 25 April 2006 11:44 pm ::
mht: Yah. I think it's the ch1nese Confucius upbringing that made me stay. Arh bor, like the ang mohs, I would have been long gone.

KoreanHouseWife: Hey! Do it on your own blog!!! >.<


9. koreanhousewife left...
Wednesday, 26 April 2006 9:46 am :: http://www.koreanhousewife.blogspot.com/
Donald Trump,
Dont U dare give me tat SOUR PLUM face! * Pinch U then U know! Anyway, I got a letter from the MOE. So U apply to be teacher ar? Sorri, I tot the letter is for me and moi read it:P Nah, pass back to U!
...
Dear Sir,
I regret to inform U tat yr application to teach in Spore will not be consider by MOE. Please do not try applying again as this is the final decision made by the panel of board at MOE. We die die also don't wanna bring U on board!
After readin abt more abt U, we concluded:
1. U are too handsome to teach. (tis has been re-enforce in yr point:6....People say Im killer. Not going to elaborate on tat. U did attach yr pix for our reference and I must say U are berri YAN DAO. I believe if U were to secure a place in teacher. The female students will be distracted by yr look. They will do daily day dreams and I wont be surprise if they want U to: Spank Me! There will also be a high chance tat they will be willing to leave behind their virginity and innocence. Thus will create other social problems (eg abortion)...
2. Parties ate for: me to go cheong. Given yr gd wit and high EQ and U are a people person. I believe the male student will love to chill out with U. God knows where U will bring them to cheong. I can also visualize U sharin MP3 with them and maybe even exchangin pirated VCD! Ha! To are too fun to hang out with, I am not sure if U are a teachin material more over U dont believe in using the rod!
3. I have low tolerance for people who: have the brains but choose to fucking not use it. I hate to admit, a great deal of students in Spore. Love day dream abt being SUPER STAR and Spore idol. So they might be the death of U, cos not one will listen when U teach. Also a great number of them love makin their own PORNO video. Tis is gettin out of hand! Who knows they might tempt U to be a male lead in those HP video! Danger! U better not join cos U too yan dao!
4. "Oh no! The King just lost big money on last night's Man-U match. The King is going to jump the building!" Terrible! I can visualized wat kind of teachin material U prepare!
So I reckon U should keep yr job as a business man. U are a brilliant strategist, a clever bargainer and manipulator. With yr guile and cleverness, U should stay PUT.
Kind Regards, MOE


10. JayWalk left...
Friday, 28 April 2006 5:28 pm ::
KoreanHouseWife: Logically speaking, MOE will never send to wrong address one and so that letter was really meant for you.
As such,
Dear Madam,
I regret to inform U tat yr application to teach in Spore will not be consider by MOE. Please do not try applyin again as tis is the final decision made by the panel of board at MOE. We die die also dont wanna bring U on board!
After readin abt more abt U, we concluded:
1. U are too chio to teach. The male students will be distracted by yr look. They will do daily day dreams and I wont be surprise if they want U to: Spank Me! There will also be a high chance tat they will be willing to leave behind their virginity and innocence. Thus will create other social problems (OCD Wanking)...
2. Parties are for: me to go cheong. Given yr gd wit and high EQ and U are a people person. I believe the male student will love to chill out with U. God knows where U will bring them to cheong. I can also visualize U sharin MP3 with them and maybe even exchangin pirated VCD! Ha! To are too fun to hang out with, I am not sure if U are a teachin material more over U dont believe in using the rod on them except on yourself!
3. I have low tolerance for people who: have the brains but choose to fucking not use it. I hate to admit, a great deal of students in Spore. Love day dream abt being SUPER STAR and Spore idol. So they might be the death of U, cos not one will listen when U teach. Also a great number of them love makin their own PORNO video. Tis is gettin out of hand! Who knows they might tempt U to be a female lead in those HP video! Danger! U better not join cos U too HAWT!
4. "Oh no! The King just lost big money on last night's Man-U match. The King is going to jump the building!" Terrible! I can visualized wat kind of teachin material JayWalk is influencing U to prepare!
So I reckon U should keep yr job as a slave driver. U are a brilliant strategist, a clever bargainer and manipulator. With yr guile and cleverness, U should stay PUT on that nice  little high chair of yours.
Kind Regards, MOE


11. koreanhousewife left...
Saturday, 29 April 2006 8:12 pm :: http://www.koreanhousewife.blogspot.com/
Aiyooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Well Done!


12. JayWalk left...
Saturday, 29 April 2006 8:39 pm ::
KoreanHouseWife: Ahh... thank you... thank you very much. *curtsy*


13. koreanhousewife left...
Sunday, 30 April 2006 8:11 am
*throw confetti at U* U never fail to amaze me.


14. JayWalk left...
Sunday, 30 April 2006 4:56 pm ::
KoreanHouseWife: :)


15. koreanhousewife left...
Sunday, 30 April 2006 5:26 pm
;) (Double wink!)

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