20 April 2006

Sian XMM Episode IV

Oh man, remember the last episode when Unchained Melody kena sian-ed jialat jialat by me? Well, I managed to score a double tonight as we talked about mobile phones.

Enjoy the extract of our conversation below:

Session Start (jay.walk:Unchained Melody): Wed Apr 19 22:34:02 2006

[22:34] Unchained Melody: jay
[22:34] Unchained Melody: u know any ladies phone
[22:34] Unchained Melody: that is not too high end
[22:34] Unchained Melody: yet good
[22:34] Unchained Melody: n nice?
[22:34] Unchained Melody: hahaha

[22:34] jay.walk: nokia.

[22:34] Unchained Melody: nokia wad?

[22:34] jay.walk: but phone where got man vs ladies one? all in the color right?

[22:34] jay.walk: wait... i go check.

[22:34] Unchained Melody: got
[22:34] Unchained Melody: my phone is a ladies phone
[22:36] Unchained Melody: the 7380, 7370 and 7360 are ugly
[22:36] Unchained Melody: so ignore those choices
[22:36] Unchained Melody: hahaha

[22:36] jay.walk: what wrong with the old phone?

[22:36] Unchained Melody: nothing
[22:36] Unchained Melody: my mom's the one getting it
[22:37] Unchained Melody: not me
[22:37] Unchained Melody: haha

[22:37] jay.walk: oh

[22:38] Unchained Melody: haha
[22:38] Unchained Melody: ya

[22:43] jay.walk:

[22:44] Unchained Melody: hahahahahhahahahahahhaa

[22:44] jay.walk: how's that for a LADIES phone?

[22:44] Unchained Melody: u purposely one lor
[22:44] Unchained Melody: hahahaha

[23:07] jay.walk: found the phone. nokia 2650
[23:08] jay.walk:,39051203,39019884p-2+,00.htm?
[23:08] jay.walk: can see?
[23:08] jay.walk: this one CONFIRM ladies phone

[23:09] Unchained Melody: actually jay
[23:09] Unchained Melody: dun really need ladies phone la
[23:09] Unchained Melody: hahahah

[23:09] jay.walk: see already?
[23:09] Unchained Melody: ya
[23:09] Unchained Melody: saw

[23:09] jay.walk: look like Kotek right?

[23:09] Unchained Melody: kotek?
[23:10] Unchained Melody: wad is kotek?
[23:10] Unchained Melody: i dun like this phone

[23:10] jay.walk: what? you use whisper one issit?

[23:10] Unchained Melody: it's not kotek right?
[23:10] Unchained Melody: kodak right?
[23:10] Unchained Melody: i dunno how to spell it
[23:10] Unchained Melody: hahahahhahahahaha

[23:11] jay.walk: what lau!...... you worse than me... people engerand no goot at least still napkin. you go and become camera liao.....

[23:11] Unchained Melody: oh ya hor

[23:11] jay.walk: OI! Camera cannot put there one lah........

[23:11] Unchained Melody: hahahahhahahahahhahaha
[23:11] Unchained Melody: u r making me feel so paiseh

[23:11] jay.walk: sekali got flash come out how?
[23:12] jay.walk: this is blog material!!!!

[23:13] Unchained Melody: eeyer
[23:13] Unchained Melody: damn
[23:13] Unchained Melody: my face dunno go where le!
[23:13] Unchained Melody: eh
Session Close (Unchained Melody): Wed Apr 19 23:32:24 2006

- Voxeros

1. koreanhousewife left...
Thursday, 20 April 2006 4:13 am ::
Lau Vain,
Tis one damn solid! U actually help to pin it down. Ya, when I first saw tat model, I feel its kind of gross. But I cant say why gross also? U said it RIGHT! It does look like tat thing! Please try and get the designer to see me, we can have coffee. I mean grill him to make coffee. Punish him for comin out with horrible lookin toys (HP). Hehehe.

2. jettykey left...
Thursday, 20 April 2006 6:32 am
Who is "unchained melody"? You're really ladies man hor? Actually, "kotek" is correct, and not "kodak". True lah, the phone a bit too slim, but how come no wings? ;)

3. jaschocolate left...
Thursday, 20 April 2006 7:47 am
i was blur about the joke until i read jettykey's comment.. heehee..

4. JayWalk left...
Thursday, 20 April 2006 9:02 am ::
KoreanHouseWife: You so sure it's a "he"? For all you know, it may be a "she" who designed it.

Jettykey: "Unchained Melody" is some one whose identity I shall not reveal unless of course, the person in question decides to show herself here. All I can say is that her name is "Ah Cheng" coz "Ah Cheng buay loti".
"Kotek" is perhaps the local pronunciation. If your engerand super powder one hor, then is "Kotex" liao. Oh dear, this blog is so going to show up on Google when people do a search on it.
Also hor, if you comprain about "no wings" hor, you might as well also comprain "no string".

5. JayWalk left...
Thursday, 20 April 2006 9:14 am ::
Jaschocolate: Nobody seem to know Kotek nor Whisper... hmm.... market share overtaken by Laurier?

6. aloe left...
Thursday, 20 April 2006 9:21 am
I know I know!! But urm.. ur galfriend's eng1and really not vely gaud hor.... k0tak also can become k0dak? alamak...

7. JayWalk left...
Thursday, 20 April 2006 11:04 am ::
Anna: I think it's exam stress lah... her brain a bit fried liao.

8. unchained melody left...
Thursday, 20 April 2006 12:11 pm
no wonder i felt that there was something wrong with kodak too. it's kotex. muahaha.. sigh. my face..

9. koreanhousewife left...
Thursday, 20 April 2006 2:28 pm ::
Slow Dance,
The design is: Too brokeback for my likin.

10. ris left...
Thursday, 20 April 2006 7:24 pm
ahahaha kotek kotak... why not just plain kotex!

11. Jaschocolate left...
Thursday, 20 April 2006 8:53 pm
No lah.. i know about them.. a bit bad that i forget kotek since that was a pdt from my attachment company.. no choice lah, i no money to buy exp stuff.. heehee...

12. JayWalk left...
Thursday, 20 April 2006 9:03 pm ::
Ah Cheng Buay Loti: Look who's sporting enough to show up here? *applause*

KoreanHouseWife: Too brokeback? You like the MAN type of phone har?

ris: Wah... you is making fun of my engerish issit? Don't like that leh, I is trying my berry best to talk engerish liao.
Be more supportive, can?

13. JayWalk left...
Thursday, 20 April 2006 9:34 pm ::
Jaschocolate: Kotek is considered a premium brand? Ok. I learn something new today.

14. koreanhousewife left...
Thursday, 20 April 2006 10:50 pm ::
Phone sex,
Yup, rule of thumb must be hardy, slick lookin and slim. First phone: nokia, follow by Motorola V, another Motorola V, then sony errison (the worst crap, see I dont even bother to spell it right!) now another Motorola Razr.
So its my third motorola and shall love to stick with tis brand for a long long time (maybe forever). Cos to me, the brand say: A big strong man and I can depend on U...

15. JayWalk left...
Thursday, 20 April 2006 11:58 pm ::
KoreanHouseWife: Let's see what phones have passed through my hands.
Siemens S3 Plus > Ericsson 388 > Nokia 6150 > Motorola StarTac > Philips Genie > Motorola V3688 > Samsung 2400 > Nokia 8210 > Nokia 8310 > Nokie 6610 > Sony Ericsson T610 > Sony Ericsson Z200 > Motorola A768 > Nokia 6218 > Nokia 9300 > Nokia 6681
So there. I came a full circle to settle with Nokia.

16. koreanhousewife left...
Friday, 21 April 2006 1:14 am ::
Hello Moto,
Lay all the phones on the floor and someone can build GREAT WALL OF CHINA liao:P

17. JayWalk left...
Sunday, 30 April 2006 6:47 am ::
KoreanHouseWife: Don't have lah. Don't any how say me lah.

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