19 April 2006

My Daughter Damn Anal

I recalled bursting into a big guffaw when ZheBin commented that his mother damn cheese fries. Well, if it is any consolation, my daughter damn anal.

It was last Sunday, when she led me upstairs to the "Castle". I was hardly surprised when I saw it in ruins again. This would be my 3,432,788th time rebuilding it. Once the building was up, we started "moving" the furniture in and finally followed by the King & Queen "sleeping" in their bed, the baby Prince in his cradle and the royal dog in its doggie basket.

Everything has to be in that exact position, exact place. Cannot negotiate one.

That's when I hatch an idea to kachow little Faith.

I took the King and put him on the ledge and said to Faith:

"Oh no! The King just lost big money on last night's Man-U match. The King is going to jump the building!"

"NOOOOO!" cried Faith as she snatched the King away, putting him back in the bed with the Queen.

I was given the look of ten thousand daggers. Everything has to be in that exact position, exact place. Cannot negotiate one. Haiz....

Half a minute later, while she was being distracted, I grabbed the Queen and quickly put her on the ledge again.

"Oh no! The maid is on off today and so the Queen have to clean the windows herself. OH NO! She slipped!" as I pushed off the ledge before Faith could save the Queen.

* SPLAT! *

"Papa is very naughty!" Faith fumed. She then grab my hand and led me into the study as I wondered where she was going to take me.

"You! Papa go stand in the corner!" commanded Faith. Ahh... it was her punishment corner whenever she threw a tantrum.

"Si gin nah bor tua bor suey! Gio lim peh go stand corner??? Neber die before issit??" I said, chuckling more that I was indignant.

Sigh. This girl damn anal....

- Voxeros

1. aloe left...
Tuesday, 18 April 2006 10:33 am
your kids are cute!!! haaaa!!

2. kim left...
Tuesday, 18 April 2006 6:43 pm
hahaha.. she's so cute. damn smart also. the anal-ness must be learned from you one la. got father got daughter ma. Hahah..

3. JayWalk left...
Tuesday, 18 April 2006 8:30 pm
Anna: Sometimes there is just no way to be angry at them.

kim: The anal-ness probably come from the Grandma.

4. winter left...
Wednesday, 19 April 2006 12:30 am
i think she got it from u too
u very di siao lor
her reaction is super duper kawaiiii

5. Jaschocolate left...
Wednesday, 19 April 2006 7:31 am
Pls dont blame it on her Grandma when it is you who is the responsible one :p

6. koreanhousewife left...
Wednesday, 19 April 2006 10:54 am ::
Punishment corner? I know tat one! When I was in Switzerland for 3 weeks to stay with my Swiss GF, I saw her doing it to the kids! I was amused...She is my secondary school mate who married a French and Mr IT got posted to work in Switzerland. I was abit cheap charlie kind and stay at her place for 3 weeks. During the stay with them, frankly, I feel abit stressful. Cos two kids, boy is 2yo and mei mei is 1yo. Childern can be a pain in the ass. 24/7 throwin tantrum, whine whine whine, demandin and always cryin. Actually the whole trip made me even more determind tat if next time a guy plant a seed in my tummy, I will kill him:P So they dont believe in usin the can. But they do sent the boy to face the wall in their master bedroom. Maybe abit effective hor? Cos whenever my Swiss GF angry tone and say: U go to the room! Then the boy will freeze! And U dont even need to lock the door. He wont dare to crawl out! Damn solid! My views: I still believe in pinchin and canning. U dont cross certain fire/ boundaries. Later become: No big, no small. I am a firm believer of usin violent sometimes:P Sadist rules when it comes to facin notty ones!
Gd’ Day LAP (Lau Ah Pek), start motor liao? Yr words made me wanna try one more time, BIG O (before I grow old), should have no regrets, at least I can tell them: I try! Shall chin up when I meet the client for the first time today! I doll up damn solidl today, make up = 2cm thic. Thks, Hermes.

7. akk left...
Wednesday, 19 April 2006 2:51 pm
wah....when i was a child, i never had the stand 1 corner punishment except in school. at home, mother gives cane plus KNEEL and PULL EARS in front of the CORRIDOR.
Heng you never did that to your daughter, or she'll not just ask you go stand at one corner liao.
Anyway hor, you very ji siao, i dun think she anal, when my papa ka qiao me, I also go bonkers one.

8. JayWalk left...
Wednesday, 19 April 2006 5:16 pm :: 
winter & jaschocolate: Grandpa, wifey and myself had this discussion before and it was a consensus. The anal-ness is from Grandma one. The vote was 3-0.

KoreanHouseWife: Actually it is not exactly accurate to call it a punishment corner. It is more of a time-out corner for the kid.
The objective of the tantrums is to get your attention. The corner is a way of telling the kid that the tantrum will earn him/her time in the corner where he/she will be ignored.
Most of the time, when they realised that their scheme backfires, they will back off and become ok again. Hence time-outs normally last for about 5 minutes.

Akk: You name it, I kena them all before.
a) I kena:
Choose One
i) Stand,
ii) Kneel,
iii) Squats,
iv) Pull ears,
v) Rotan,
vi) Feather duster,
vii) Back scratcher.
b) At:
Choose One
i) In front of class,
ii) In front of a neighbouring class,
iii) By the corridor,
iv) In the HOD office,
vii) School tuckshop,
vi) At home.
If it is any consolation, I never kena in front of the whole school before. Heng ah.... damn malu for a prefect lor..... :P

9. King (Meng) left...
Wednesday, 19 April 2006 11:06 pm ::
Don't remind me about losing big money on Man U's match.....-_-"

10. Jaslyn left...
Wednesday, 19 April 2006 11:48 pm ::
Omg!! She's soooo cute lah! Got attitude! iLike! Hahhaa.. Imagine she mix with ppl like me, she'll be worse! Hahaha

11. JayWalk left...
Thursday, 20 April 2006 12:08 am :: 
KingMeng: Neber read my Red Half Of Manchester right? I say siam the match already.

Jaslyn: I think you 2 will be quite gum together.

12. koreanhousewife left...
Thursday, 20 April 2006 4:06 am ::
Old fart,
I think I like wat U wrote cos quite make sense!!! U know I wont have kidsso
next time when I do keep parrot again. If they notty, let me push the BIG cages (normally I like two tiers one lah) and let time face the wall and time off! Same goes for dogs!
How to bring the koi to face TIME out if they greedy? Hehe...
Ok, if my man notty, no need face TIME OUT. Cos I will take the bedroom and he face the sofa at living room can liao! Be TING ZHANG (right hanyu? means living room master!!!) as punishment! ha!

13. JayWalk left...
Thursday, 20 April 2006 9:12 am ::
KoreanHouseWife: How you punish a parrot? Bladdy bird brain (no pun intended) won't understand one lah.
Lucky the parrot not living in Ch1na. A bit naughty means tonight's supper liao. Same goes for dogs!
As for Koi hor, if the koi not greedy hor, the koi die already.
And finally we come to the man. If the man notty hor, hiong hiong iGallop him siong siong in the living room, dining room, bed room, store room, bathroom, kitchen, balcony.....

14. koreanhousewife left...
Thursday, 20 April 2006 2:02 pm ::
Banker of Monopoly,
U might notice, I greet U with diff name everytime I revert to U now. Cos maybe tat day U called me: Bangles! at MSN. I tot it was really upbeat and fun:P Can take joke right? * fold arms* If not close down yr blog lor! (lolx)
Awww...parrot are smart ok! U never kept one b4 right? So U wont underst the joy of ownin them. U have seens all my cockatiels liao. They will still be my top pick cos I am attracted to the orange blush! U notice or not? The tot of seein male bird have orange blush is kind of cute. The lovebirds U saw are: Fischers. Bro and sis. Damn noisy, I give them up after 1 week. However, I think peach face lovebird are more quiet and demure. I might also consider tat. However, the ultimate kind tat I wanna own one day are the grey congo (the one normally sit on pirates shoulder one) and Amazon (Blue front). How to punish them when they notty? FranklyI only hissed at them! hehe. But seldom. How to be angry with cute animals, U tell me?
Dont eat dog can?:( (Super half moon shaped)
Koi are wonders and I love them too! Gd fortune and fat fat so cute! The biggest one at home is name after me lah: Peng Peng.
Queen: Wats hiong hiong? Simple england please! I am going out with the packs (beagles) to fox hunt, give me an answer after I return. If not lock U in the dungeon!

15. Jaslyn left...
Thursday, 20 April 2006 5:41 pm ::
Serious?? I also think so. I wont mind bringing her out man! But of cos expenses on our Papa :)

16. ris left...
Thursday, 20 April 2006 7:24 pm
your daughter is the best man... i cant imagine what will happen when she grows up..

17. JayWalk left...
Thursday, 20 April 2006 9:30 pm ::
KoreanHouseWife: Let see how long you can last with the name calling.
I will never eat dog lah. Love them too much.
Eh. Your house big enough to keep koi? Got pond har?
Hiong = intensive. Hiong Hiong = double lor. Lagi hiong.

Jaslyn: You is one heck of a giam kanna!

Ris: She har? Confirm grow up become drama queen lor.

18. Jaslyn left...
Thursday, 20 April 2006 10:38 pm ::
What does giam kanna means? Wah.. grow up to be drama queen like her 'jie-jie' aka me. Hahaha

19. koreanhousewife left...
Thursday, 20 April 2006 10:39 pm ::
Turn on,
Yes a pond in a flat. Like those U see in the fish shop. Those huge plastic blue tank where they put on floor. I got 9 but 2 die. They are still abit shy but I guess is closes to mom cos she feed them at a regular time. I do make effort to talk to them B4 I go to work while wearin my shoes. Normally will only say: Peng Peng (biggest one, name after me...), how are u?
I guess I develop tis habit of talkin to animal and greetin them: How are U? Cos I used to keep so many parrots. Sniffin them is also part of the way of showin I love them. But frankly I can also underst the part abt bird flu cos parrots really have a big problem on sneezin...
When I reach office, the first thing I do will be feedin my fish and tap the brim of the circular fish bowl. And Xiao Hong (new breed fight fish in red, long fin) will swim swim swim towards my finger direction and be jumpy. She is damn strong and a firece ger. I feed her afew fish flakes and I guess I made her day by greetin her: How are U?
Whereas when I talk to my ex dog. I have the habit of chantin: Baby, I love U. And force kiss them on the whiskers and his side mold at the cheek...
Hard habit to break (* hummin the song by chicago)

20. JayWalk left...
Thursday, 20 April 2006 11:33 pm ::
Jaslyn: Kiam kanna literally means salty olive. Stingy Cheap Charlie in other words.

KoreanHouseWife: Aiyoh. Doesn't the big blue tub take up a lot of space in the house?
Poor dog.

21. Jaslyn left...
Friday, 21 April 2006 12:00 am ::
Kns u!!! Bleah!!!!

22. JayWalk left...
Friday, 21 April 2006 12:03 am :: 
Jaslyn: Wahahahahhahahaha....... hee hee...

23. koreanhousewife left...
Friday, 21 April 2006 1:08 am ::
Rubber Ducky,
Yup the pond (pool or watever...) is hugein the corner of the living room. My wish for themhealth health grow up at least reach 60cm in length. The biggest one I ever own at old house is abt 40cm in length in averagethen FUCKIN HELLdaddy cant see clearly and off the wrong switch at nite and abt 30 odd fishes float in tank next day! Cos too pack and fightin for oxgyen
I hate to admit, till now I cant get over it and feel bitter abt the issue,

24. JayWalk left...
Friday, 21 April 2006 8:46 am ::
KoreanHouseWife: 30 odd koi fishes? Wow, that is a LOT of money in that one blue tub!

25. koreanhousewife left...
Saturday, 22 April 2006 3:02 am ::
Fisherman’s friend,
U know the most gross story ever? Real! My mate told me one of his friend’s day the koi die in the pond and pop go and make CURRY!!!
TIAN AR! (means OMG!) Really GROSS OUT!

26. JayWalk left...
Saturday, 22 April 2006 8:48 am :: 
KoreanHouseWife: Koi can eat one meh? How's the taste?

27. koreanhousewife left...
Saturday, 22 April 2006 9:45 am ::
Birds Eye (thinkin if their frozen fish tat I used to eat when I was a kid),
How I know? I find the idea too repulsive and didn't ask. So sad, how can eat cute animal like koi! They so bad!

28. JayWalk left...
Saturday, 22 April 2006 4:27 pm :: 
KoreanHouseWife: Aiyah. People eat all kind of animal one lah.
We eat all the cute cute animals what like Bambi (venison), Chicken Little (chicken), Mary Had A Little Lamb (mutton), Sebastian (lobster), Babe (pork), just to name a few.
Ready to turn vegetarian yet?

29. koreanhousewife left...
Saturday, 22 April 2006 8:10 pm ::
Martin Yan Can Cook,
U are correct. I am vegetarian on the 1st and 15th of the lunar month. I pray to Guan Yin.

30. Mum2One left...
Saturday, 22 April 2006 8:29 pm
Thanks for fore-warning me of the possibility that might happen! They are smarter than you think they are, hor?

31. JayWalk left...
Saturday, 22 April 2006 8:58 pm :: 
KoreanHouseWife: Kuan Yin? Then other days pray to Kuan Yew?

Mum2One: Yah lor.... eh, cyclone come already? How's everybody?

32. koreanhousewife left...
Sunday, 23 April 2006 12:13 pm ::
I tot the best jokes U told me are: Where to find the most Korean and the NUT/NTU one. I like jokes tat are short and punchy.

33. JayWalk left...
Sunday, 23 April 2006 12:23 pm :: 
KoreanHouseWife: Well, if only there is a drum set behind me that delivers the Ba-Da-Boom-Clash effect everytime I deliver the punchline.
Oh well....

34. koreanhousewife left...
Sunday, 23 April 2006 7:07 pm
Girls on Film,
Read on...
The early revelation of Duran Duran goes back to 1978, when Nick Rhodes (keyboard) and John Taylor (Guitars) formed the band with a couple of friends. It is not until 1980 that the line-up was complete and final, including Roger Taylor (drums), Andy Taylor (guitars) and Simon LeBon (vocals).
Remember tat day we were laughin our head off recallin who are the members of Duran Duran. And I name the last dude: Andy. So if I remember Roger was the drummer. Cos I always visualized if I were to be in a band, I wanna be a drummer. Either tat or play the base.
Anyway, check out tis really funny voting spread page. Tickle me gd.

35. JayWalk left...
Sunday, 23 April 2006 11:08 pm ::
KoreanHouseWife: Cute. I kena John Taylor. I think the quiz revolves around the question where they ask which instrument would you play if you were in a band and the answer will be the band member that correspond with that same instrument.
I think all the other questions are bogus.

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