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06 April 2006

The DNA Of Gadget Fascination


The position of JayWalk's Daughter-In-Law is now officially opened. Application forms are now available at all post-offices.

Yan dao or not?

It was one Sunday morning last week when he was playing in the playpen while I was brushing my teeth.

As the electric toothbrush was making all the whirring noises, Gabriel stopped everything in his tracks and just  looked up intently at the source of the noise.

What caught my attention was that he didn't even blink once! Cute hor?

Frantically, not wanting to lose that Kodak shot, I called out to the wife.

"Hommft.... Gmmgfft mffft cmmffrefff!!!"

"WHAT??"

"Gmmgfft miffft mfft cmmffrefff!!!"

"WHAT??"

"GMMGFFT MIFFFT MFFT CMMFFREFFF!!!!"

"WHAT??"

This went on and on like a looping cassette tape before resorting to charades of a very broken sign language. That was when the wife finally realised that I was asking for the camera.

"SNAP!" and voila!

Nice picture right? A bit grainy though....

Ahh... Gabriel. Fascinated with gadgets Good. Good. The boy's got future. 

- Voxeros

1. mht left...
Wednesday, 5 April 2006 5:53 pm
from that cute look, the following seems to be on his mind: "wait till i lay my hands on that electric toothbrush...hiak, hiak, hiak..."


2. JayWalk left...
Wednesday, 5 April 2006 5:57 pm :: 
mht: You're probably right on that count. He does have that "Wow! New chew-toy!"-look.


3. kim left...
Wednesday, 5 April 2006 9:10 pm
Am I first on the list? I wanna be your daughter-in-law! Quick quick. Write my name down.
His eyes are so round lo. And chubby cheeks. Damn. I want a son who looks so cute!


4. JayWalk left...
Wednesday, 5 April 2006 11:30 pm :: 
kIm: Thank you for your submission. Winner will be notified by post. :P


5. Jaschocolate left...
Thursday, 6 April 2006 1:51 am
dont worry, he's considered half my bro, so i wont apply.. But i still get to pinch him :p


6. Zhe Bin left...
Thursday, 6 April 2006 6:05 am
Wah VERY cute! I like his sweater/cardigan. LoL! And he's 单眼皮or 内双 ah?


7. JayWalk left...
Thursday, 6 April 2006 8:39 am :: 
Jaschocolate: Worry? I only worry about your obsession with the pinching!

Zhebin: That's his pyjamas. Not sure about the eyelids. 内双 I think.... but then hor, this type of thing may change as he gets older one. We'll see.
Which is supposedly better har?


8. akk left...
Thursday, 6 April 2006 9:44 am
tsk tsk...already planning so far ahead....must slow slow let him choose mah. (but when he does, tell me...scarly i got a cute daughter also....)


9. winter left...
Thursday, 6 April 2006 4:02 pm
i not into younger guys
if yes, i sure apply
wahaha


10. nadnut left...
Thursday, 6 April 2006 4:20 pm :: http://nadnut.liquidblade.com
so cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *squeeze*
i wanna apply!


11. JayWalk left...
Thursday, 6 April 2006 4:26 pm :: 
Akk: I also want to slow but due to popular demand, I is bor bian.

winter: Hmm.. maybe if I help you put up "advertisement" for older guys to apply. Ai mai?


Nadnut: Whoa!!! Keep your knickers on!!! Geezz....


12. winter left...
Thursday, 6 April 2006 7:56 pm
NO NEED...
hahahaha
wah.. u bery clever change tune hor..
i only saying ur son too young for me mah.. later u FAINT if he got me as a old char bo gf liao
:P


13. Derrick left...
Thursday, 6 April 2006 8:01 pm
wah. love his sparkling eyes.


14. JayWalk left...
Friday, 7 April 2006 12:02 am :
winter: Won't lah... you quite a good catch what...

Derrick: This one hor, confirm grow up become lady killer one. Hur hur hur....


15. kim left...
Friday, 7 April 2006 12:37 am
With you as his father to teach him all the pointers, if he never become a lady killer, I don't believe lo. And with eyes that can melt people's hearts, I'm envious of the girls that are his friends in the future.
How come I don't have friends who have eyes that can melt har?!


16. Zhe Bin left...
Friday, 7 April 2006 12:46 am
His eyes so big 单眼 or 内双 also doesn't matter lor. Eh and I think I got the urge to carry him up from the ground and around lor. The way he is clothed makes me want to do that. Hahaha. Super cute his face. Jia lut all my fatherly instincts come out liao. I must dong diao.


17. JayWalk left...
Friday, 7 April 2006 8:15 am ::
kIm: Who say don't have? You want me to spell out his name for you here?

Zhe Bin: I am sure there are quite a few char bors out there having designs on you. Better keep this "fatherly instinct" trait a secret for now if you don't want them to come to your house, kick down your front door and "have your children". hahahaah...


18. kim left...
Friday, 7 April 2006 9:38 am
HOI! EVIL!!!!


19. aloe left...
Friday, 7 April 2006 10:22 am
I checked Post office liao (as IF!! =P ) but boh application forms leh. uBlurf!


20. JayWalk left...
Friday, 7 April 2006 12:53 pm :: 
kIm: Time for another poll. No?

All those who wants to know "his name". Say
_Aye_
JayWalk
_Nay_
 
Anna: Never bruff! I think too popular liao all the Post Offices all ran out of forms.
Let me get on the phone with the printers. Looks like we are going to bring forward the second print run.


21. aloe left...
Friday, 7 April 2006 2:43 pm
NAY!!!
Yah loh... *Like Real!* uLiar!! =P


22. nadnut left...
Friday, 7 April 2006 3:16 pm
aye!


23. Jaslyn left...
Friday, 7 April 2006 3:21 pm :: http://precious-jas.blogspot.com
Super cute with that Big Big eyes! Can I reserve for my future daughter? I dont think Gabe mind younger wife right? hehee


24. ABC left...
Friday, 7 April 2006 3:30 pm
NAY!!


25. DEF left...
Friday, 7 April 2006 3:30 pm
NAY!!


26. kim left...
Friday, 7 April 2006 3:31 pm
NAY!
Ahh.. I see many of my supporters. :D


27. JayWalk left...
Friday, 7 April 2006 5:22 pm :: 
Anna: You go which Post Office one? I go complain their MP.

Jaslyn: Future daughter ah? Can! Can! Lao Bu so chio already.... apple won't fall far from the tree one. :)

kIm: Cheater Bug! Want to bluff also make sure each IP is different can?

_POLL_
_AYE_
JayWalk
Nadnut

_NAY_
Anna
Kim


28. aloe left...
Friday, 7 April 2006 5:43 pm
I have a feeling that Jay will say it's him so I say Nay. But if it's not Jay, then my answer would be Aye. Heheheheh!


29. hitomi left...
Friday, 7 April 2006 6:35 pm
aye!!


30. JayWalk left...
Friday, 7 April 2006 8:12 pm :: 
Anna: I can tell you for a fact that the mystery person in question is NOT me.
hitomi: Chalk one more up for Aye.
POLL
AYE
JayWalk
Nadnut
Anna
hitomi
NAY
Kim


31. Jaslyn left...
Friday, 7 April 2006 11:13 pm :: http://precious-jas.blogspot.com
But I cannot bao that she will be as tua liap hor! hahahaa... Kidding! Kidding! I book Gabe 1st.. Ur future daughter-in-law sure super chio bu! hahaa.. The mother-haven-be skin damn thick!


32. kim left...
Friday, 7 April 2006 11:50 pm
eh, teach me how to change the IP add? :D


33. JayWalk left...
Saturday, 8 April 2006 1:17 am :: http://voxeros.blog-city.com
Jaslyn: Tua Liap??!!! TUA LIAP??!!! *nose bleed*

kIm: Use a dial-up account and re-dial after each comment. You may still end up with similar IP addresses but probably not identical. Still, it is still easy to pin them together given the time of the post is one immediately after another.


34. jaschocolate left...
Saturday, 8 April 2006 10:06 am
kim: sorry, i is kaypo...
j dad: AYE! :p


35. JayWalk left...
Saturday, 8 April 2006 11:18 am :: 
jaschocolate: Looks like kIm is in trouble!!
_POLL_
_AYE_
JayWalk
Nadnut
Anna
hitomi
jaschocolate
_NAY_
Kim


36. Averil left...
Saturday, 8 April 2006 12:12 pm :: http://averilchan.blogspot.com
What an ABSOLUTE cutie!!! Too young lah... But I like! -pinch pinch-


37. JayWalk left...
Saturday, 8 April 2006 12:30 pm ::
Averil: Haiz... another pincher in the midst.
Cutie right? I also say!
Like I was telling Jaslyn hor... the apple *cough* don't fall far *cough cough* from the tree. *hack hack wheeze!*
*shameless*
p.s. Welcome to the blog. Check back often, yah?


38. kim left...
Saturday, 8 April 2006 3:57 pm
im so dead.. y u always like to sabo me? sobs..


39. jaschocolate left...
Saturday, 8 April 2006 10:04 pm
kim: haha... either u or no one else liao.. so must be you.. who ask u tell jay dad? He is half a woman loh... haha


40. JayWalk left...
Sunday, 9 April 2006 10:05 am :: 
kim: Well, your secret is still intact for now, unless there is a 3rd party who sabo-ed you.

Jaschocolate: Just as a woman is half a man too.


41. jaschocolate left...
Sunday, 9 April 2006 2:02 pm
find that half man for me first..


42. JayWalk left...
Sunday, 9 April 2006 9:07 pm :: 
Jaschocolate: Fret not! I am constantly on the look out for you.
But then hor, you need to curb your pinching fetish lor... :P


43. kim left...
Monday, 10 April 2006 12:47 am
jay jay! i know who you can look for jas!! FatBoyLee!!! muahahahaha..


44. jaschocolate left...
Monday, 10 April 2006 8:02 am
kim kept trying to push her two men to me.. why huh? Cos she want to find another one? haiz.. evil gal..


45. JayWalk left...
Monday, 10 April 2006 9:00 am :: 
kim: Fatboylee? Don't really know this guy leh. Can tell me more?

jaschocolate: I have no idea what you two girls are mucking about. I have my pop-corn here with me though. *munch munch*


46. aloe left...
Monday, 10 April 2006 9:32 am
Jay and Kim = official matchmakers for jas?? hmm... *rubs chin*


47. Jaschocolate left...
Monday, 10 April 2006 10:44 am
more like jay and me.. but kim is a stubborn gal to deal with.. so hard to find for her... all her youth gushing away like waterfall..


48. JayWalk left...
Monday, 10 April 2006 11:55 am :: 
Anna: Jaschocolate also need help to matchmake lah. hitomi and Kelawar also trying very hard to look for the perfect guy for this char bor.

Jaschocolate: Only know how to say other people hor? kekekekeek......


49. aloe left...
Monday, 10 April 2006 12:08 pm
er... Put up notice bah. :P


50. Jaschocolate left...
Monday, 10 April 2006 1:18 pm
anna not attached right? matchmake her lah...
Yes, i want to help ppl find.. no need to find for me :p


51. JayWalk left...
Monday, 10 April 2006 1:28 pm ::
Anna: Har? You mean go and teng por zhwa har? Which one better? WanBao or SinMing?

Jaschocolate: Anna would be the least of my concerns lah. She chio and leggy, I only scared she too picky and not the other way round!


52. aloe left...
Monday, 10 April 2006 4:05 pm
open matchmaking session.... AHAHAHAH!!
Ok loh.. I admit I picky lah... -_-"' cos my main problem is... the other one must be tall enough! this criteria, not easy to find liao. =P But I not chio okie. It's a misconception cos har, U never see close up before. =P


53. JayWalk left...
Monday, 10 April 2006 5:45 pm :
Anna: Idea!!! But the candidates must submit bio-info to me first leh.... You have my email address right?
远远看已经很chio了. 近近看还得了?


54. aloe left...
Tuesday, 11 April 2006 10:00 am
er.. ok.. i go ask ur candidates for their bio-info. LOL!
Thanks for the vote of confidence but I assure u that it's definitely not so. But I happy liao! hehehe!


55. JayWalk left...http://jaywalk.blog-city.com
Anna: Wah... somebody humble siah... +bonus point. :)

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