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04 June 2008

Gillette Chicken


I was in the kitchen washing my hands and getting ready for lunch when I noticed a Gillette Mach3 razor in the sink.*

* By the time, I took this photo, the nanny had already put the razor back onto the shelf.

So curiously I asked what's the razor doing in the kitchen sink.

"It's for this chicken." she replied with a deadpan tone without turning her head to face me as she continue to struggle with the chicken chopping.

I ate only vegetables with my rice just now.

- Voxeros

1. spiller left...
Wednesday, 4 June 2008 1:39 pm
LOL. at least it'll be smoother :)


2. mht left...
Wednesday, 4 June 2008 2:47 pm
if it was solely used for the chicken, u are safe lah...unless....


3. JayWalk left...
Wednesday, 4 June 2008 2:51 pm :: 
Spiller: I was thinking shouldn't this be done prior to cooking? Also, I think shaving is wrong. It's the lazy way. It should be plucked.

mht: Personally, I doubt if it is solely for food preparation since why would the kitchen buy such a good razor? Gillette Mach3 leh!


4. merryfeet left...
Wednesday, 4 June 2008 4:08 pm
eeyer. remnants of hair still in the chicken skin! *barfs*


5. Posh left...
Wednesday, 4 June 2008 4:17 pm
lmao...... priceless, the highlight of my day! Guess what they say is true, its better not to know how the food is prepared in the kitchen and instead, eat in ignorant bliss!


6. JayWalk left...
Wednesday, 4 June 2008 4:54 pm :: 
Merryfeet: I remember when I was a kid helping out in the kitchen by plucking hair off pork slabs with a big kitchen tweezer. Shaving is just removing hair off the surface only. What about the roots and the follicles underneath the surface of the skin?

Posh: I wonder if anyone brazillian waxes their chicken?


7. merryfeet left...
Wednesday, 4 June 2008 5:18 pm
hanor hanor! that's why barf! eeuchs. I cannot imagine eating that.


8. Posh left...
Wednesday, 4 June 2008 6:19 pm
hahahaha, thanks but no thanks, i don't want or need to know!


9. JayWalk left...
Wednesday, 4 June 2008 10:14 pm :: 
Merryfeet: Yah lor... that's why I ish vegetarian today.

Posh: Paipan chicken!!!


10. aloe left...
Thursday, 5 June 2008 10:12 am
dun eat the skin la! best. =)


11. Faith left...
Thursday, 5 June 2008 11:22 am
Wow....a new use for shaver.....but..isn't that an expensive shaver? Can she just use some cheapo ones? She quite atas.


12. JayWalk left...
Thursday, 5 June 2008 1:37 pm :: 
Aloe: I eat very little meat here especially during lunch time. I stick more to vege and tofu.

Faith: Here's the problem. I don't think she bought it. I don't want to know where she kope this and I LAGI don't want to know if she intend to return it. Ewww...


13. JY left...
Thursday, 5 June 2008 2:02 pm
Were you served shredded chicken or something? :P


14. JayWalk left...
Thursday, 5 June 2008 2:32 pm :: 
JY: I shudder to think that one day when I eat chicken again and I have to ask "Hey, has this salad cream gone sour or do I smell Veet?"

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